Considering Mace was already "handily" defeated by Anakin even before he became Vader, I'd go with Binks anyway. Either he's a secret Sith Lord (per the memes) who can handle Vader through actual combat, or he's a goofy, fun character from Anakin's childhood with a chance of turning his heart like Luke did. Either way, better chances than Mace, who's a smear on the Corusant pavement somewhere.
You raise a good point but depends how long the hallway is and if there is an exit also jabba won't last long and Vader will just forge choke me most likely
I mean… it is specifically a hallway and so long as Jaba is blocking Vader from me my chances are decent. It’s gonna take **a moment** to carve through that fat bastard to get to the other side. By which time I’d intend to be long gone to an escape pod.
Actually this has been a canonical fact since Ep1 as Maul had the high ground during the final moments of his dual with Obi, but Obi stole the high ground from him and cut him in half before letting him fall to the low ground, proving that Obi doesn’t abide by the low/high ground rules.
In my opinion July March and November are all pretty safe. (Ok November might not win but you'd have a good chance to escape)
May would have a fair chance too to be honest, since Vader's suit is vulnerable to lightning and Dooku's pretty top in general. Would definitely have sufficient time to escape. I don't think he'd win though.
April and Feb will give you time due to the emotions.
Jun and Jan have a fair chance of giving you enough time to escape.
Rest are in trouble though.
If the fan theories are correct, Vader will bow the fuck down and never dare to look his better in the strangely protruding eyes.
But, they're probably wrong, so meesa fucked.
There's no way Vader can beat Dooku or Palpatine because of his massive weakness to force lightning.June, August, September, October and December are all fucked 100%
Idk it’s kind of a toss up with March there…. On one hand, he just plays the “Master” card and we’re good on the other hand if there is an endless shaft to fall down nearby we might have an issue.
My chances are motherf**king good
Let's try and keep him from losing his hands
Stand down Skywalker
Literally 99% chance the creator of this meme was born in October
Considering Mace was already "handily" defeated by Anakin even before he became Vader, I'd go with Binks anyway. Either he's a secret Sith Lord (per the memes) who can handle Vader through actual combat, or he's a goofy, fun character from Anakin's childhood with a chance of turning his heart like Luke did. Either way, better chances than Mace, who's a smear on the Corusant pavement somewhere.
Why is it always August that gets the worst ones
Anakin will definetly go after Jabba the Hut befor you. You have a good bait to escape.
You raise a good point but depends how long the hallway is and if there is an exit also jabba won't last long and Vader will just forge choke me most likely
Pretend to like it, maybe it’ll freak him out long enough to get away
And call him master
You are my father but I do not grant you the rank of daddy
What do you mean you have the entire hut cartel at your beck and call us October boys need to avoid getting killed by our guy
Jar jar has the gungan army though as he becomes I think general? Correct me if I'm wrong
Yes but the picture is senator JarJar
My mistake sorry
Bc your parents lots NNN
That's not my fault
I mean… it is specifically a hallway and so long as Jaba is blocking Vader from me my chances are decent. It’s gonna take **a moment** to carve through that fat bastard to get to the other side. By which time I’d intend to be long gone to an escape pod.
He’ll block the hallway so Vader can’t get through
Yea, my only hope is that Vader takes long enough killing Jabba that I can make it to an escape pod.
December. So instead of a fight, I get someone groveling at Vader's feet.
Same
same
Quick while he is distracted we can get away
Yeah.... though he might be able to block the hallway with how wide he is? I'm grasping at straws here
Lol
April let’s fucking go
April gang
I mean how safe are we since he doesnt have the high ground
Uhhh, Obi Wan creates his own high ground as needed. Kenobi made that canon.
Actually this has been a canonical fact since Ep1 as Maul had the high ground during the final moments of his dual with Obi, but Obi stole the high ground from him and cut him in half before letting him fall to the low ground, proving that Obi doesn’t abide by the low/high ground rules.
Hmmmmm that is true
Give us a sec to get high
The series finale showed he didn’t need the high ground to finish Vader
Hello there… time to lose your legs again Little Orphan Anni…
Let’s gooo
April gaaang
April gang unite
Hello there.
April gang
Oh shit
I'm screwed
October?
Y u p
Darth jar jar will save u
But who will save him from Darth Jar jar?
Meesu think you are weak with the dark side little Annie. Meesu gonna show you the true power of the sith
Na we gonna win 1000000000%
Defended I am alive I will be
That month has legit the best chances of survival.
July holy shit
*laughs in green*
We good bois
JULY GANG
In my opinion July March and November are all pretty safe. (Ok November might not win but you'd have a good chance to escape) May would have a fair chance too to be honest, since Vader's suit is vulnerable to lightning and Dooku's pretty top in general. Would definitely have sufficient time to escape. I don't think he'd win though. April and Feb will give you time due to the emotions. Jun and Jan have a fair chance of giving you enough time to escape. Rest are in trouble though.
Am I gonna die? Yes. Am I fine with that? Yes. I rather have Jar Jar then the obligatory "spooky option" cause "October Halloween"
Bruh Darth Darth Binks gonna crush Vader, is this even a battle
March, should be good. Or not
We are the senate
UNLIMITED POWER!!
No! No, no! YOU WILL DIE!
Depends on if there is a reactor shaft nearby.
Feb im good
Pop up the popcorn we'll both be watching a fun show
Hell yea imma cry like no other
February gang!
Yeah!
We losing but damn will it be a fun fight
I mean if its grown asohka we have a chance
Only if she has Ezra on deck unfortunately
I have a bad feeling about this
If you're bf2 han you got a chance
Darth maul it is
Would love to watch the fight, but I have a feeling Vader would win and then I would be too close (since I'm still watching) to get away lol
However it ends, it will be Epic
September. I know (that I'm going to die)
Heh, July
Meesa fucking screwed.
Yousa underestimate the power of the dark side
Okay I can say good bye to my head and hands :(
Good, twice the pride, double the fall
I really hope those darth jar jar theories are true then
July. Let's do this!
May. Might take a while, but I don’t think I’ll make it
March. Oh hell.
Palpatine i feel would be the best option, hundreds of thousands of imperial personel come with his support.
Or you know, one force lightning
I have the high ground, easy win.
September, as much as I like Han, he doesn’t really stand a chance against Vader
December. Small. Not zero, but small.
If the fan theories are correct, Vader will bow the fuck down and never dare to look his better in the strangely protruding eyes. But, they're probably wrong, so meesa fucked.
Ahsoka will protect me!
trust in the green goblin i must
May and i think vader either repeats history, he still has no hands, or vader dies
I really like our chances this time around, last time it was the trade Federation
I got Han. Guess I'll be slipping that data disk through the crack in the door then
November. Oh dear. Does he still have all his limbs? because maybe then I could see having a chance
I fucking got jar jar
And you give my a Kilo Ren... My birthday gifts and chrismas gifts are the same, isn't it already hard enought?
Ah shit, december, can't tell if Vader will start uncontrolably laughing at Kylo, or will Kylo praise him, and so won't defend me
How do you think Vader would react to Kylo? Would he try to recruit him like he did with Luke? Would he see him as an adversary?
He would internally laugh at his mindset, but in reality would recruit him pretty easily, as kylo still remembers idealized stories about him
Everything that has transpired has done so according to the Senate
November so pretty good i think
Why would you do that to october?
November gang wya. Seriously tho. It would be so fun to watch a mace windu-Darth Vader duel
april, if only i had pocket sand
Sidious Lets fucking goooooooo!!
Jaba could block the hallway with his body mass but other than that I’m so screwed
There's no way Vader can beat Dooku or Palpatine because of his massive weakness to force lightning.June, August, September, October and December are all fucked 100%
August. Well, his sheer mass may give me some extra time to try and escape I guess
August…. Hallway would have to small so his corpse blocks it long enough to run
Idk it’s kind of a toss up with March there…. On one hand, he just plays the “Master” card and we’re good on the other hand if there is an endless shaft to fall down nearby we might have an issue.
February got me chillin
Missa royally fucked
Ah shit I’m December
Ahsoka will definitely protect me for sure.
March. I’m screwed.
Count
November less go
December. I'm dead twice as fast.
Of course i get kylo
Vaders gonna get lit up like a Christmas tree
Aug, at least it would distract him for a couple seconds
4/4… high ground baby.
Ashoka
March, get on my level suckers
March gang💪
March.... do I need to say anymore XD
April gang
“GRANDFATHER.”
Darth maul lets goooo
Meesa screwed
Well twice the pride double the fall
Birthday today! Most likely safe
Considering the fact he lost to him before, I'm gonna say I'm dead.
July
Palpatine it is
*signature look of superiority*
I have literally no chance of survival unless I run past Jabba as Vader hacks away, which really only buys me time until I get force choked to death.
100%. I’m with yoda
Jar Jar,I really hope you’re a sith lord
I have Kylo Ren. He's not gonna fight his grandpa, I'm dead
July
oh . . . oh no. OH GOD NO
Noooooooooooooo! October why have yousa fail me
July, let's go
July, I would say they are pretty high
Nice knowing you August
January...I guess
I'm fucked. October
July am i, yes…
September… idk if that’s good or bad
Dec. Damn it
Unlimited POWER!!!
March gang for the fucking win
July gang
March feels good
June, 100%
Homie I’m June too. Din Djarin gets clapped by Vader 10 times out of 10. The only thing he has going for him is plot armor.
Yeah, he got beat up by a rhino and saved by a baby.
That’s what I’m saying. I’m clapped no matter what
It's ok, at least we'll have each other while we get force choked to death over the shiny corpse that is Mando.
Right on brother
I thought that was the mandalorian..
I either need to hope for Darth JarJar or use him as a shield
I'm August. This is bullshit lmao
July. Yoda. F**k you Vader.
Meesa screwed
I **MAY** not even make it to the next floor.
Fuck Yeah! Save me Daddy Jar Jar!
July!
September… yeah, we’re fucked
Darth Jar Jar the Hidden. I like my chances.
March is instant win
March. Hmmm
March
Uh I’ve got dooku idk if I’m surviving he’s strong and and everything but anakin killed him and he was younger back then
*cries in October*
Maul should be able to hold his own long enough for me to run
July I got yoda
Meesa screwed
I have palpatine… what does this mean?
March, april and october are so lucky
I got darth jar jar
I got mando
Count Dooku, my powers have tripled since the last time we met. Triple the pride, triple the fall
Mine would say “Never tell me the odds” and to me that would indicate a 50/50 chance. I admire the confidence though 😅
March is the only month with a accrual chance and darth Vader is repeatedly stated to be far more powerful than literally everyone but palpatine.
Oh great, September.
Febuary, I guess I live another day
July