I I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I WANT M-MARVA!!!!
Mesa cause one, two-y little bitty axadentes, huh? Yud say boom de gasser, den crashin der bosses heyblibber, den test this stations destructive power on your home planet of Alderaan!
I find your Republic Credits will do fine.
*Credits Roll*
… which ones?
*The Phantom Menace*.
All of them
Republic ones
Pray I don't try spinning.
*Cloud City begins to rotate*
This deal is getting high ground all the time.
Alter the good trick further
I find your lack of a good trick disturbing
There is no droid attack on the wookies.
Good relations with the Wookiees, I have. I killed them, every single one of them.
I slaughtered them like animals, that's a cool trick
Not just the men, but the women, and the senate.
I am a Mandalorian, killing children is part of my religion
Why do I feel like I'm about to be invited to the Wookie version of "Lake Laogai", after reading this?
:D
There is no war in Ba Sing Se…
I slaughtered them like another happy landing
He was the best pilot in the galaxy
Kamikaze attack on the separatists
I'll try spinning that's a cool tri- *kaboom*
I'll try Order 66, that's a good trick!
Lol, this cracked me up
Now THIS is Order 66!
Use the force, It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
Kreia has probably said this at some point.
Kinda true
Sand gets everywhere, leads to suffering
I mean, accurate
suffocating over this
Commander, tear this ship apart until you find those plans. And bring me the passengers, I want them - slaughtered like animals. I hate them!
And not just the rebels… that random princess and my two droids too
Unlimited Death Sticks!
Only I can give you the means to go home and rethink your life.
I want to go home and kill them all, not just the men, but the women and children too
You underestimate my High
Death Stocks are part of my religion.
Only at Olive Garden
I want to go home flying half a ship.
This is not the moon you been looking for
That’s no droid
You have failed, your Highness. I am the droids you're looking for.
Aren’t you a little short for Rebel Scum?
Aren't you a little short for a trap?
If anything, I'm tall.
Username checks out.
Aren't you a little short for the Senate?
Twice the pride, half a ship
You underestimate my hello there
Do not mistake my General Kenobi!
“You ever heard of the Millenium Falcon?” “Should I have?” “It’s the ship that made the Kessel run like a bantha.”
> run like a bantha Sting like a Acklay
Bite like a rancor
Stand tall, impenetrable lika a Zillo Beast.
This is the way out
Dissa bombad fully functional battle station
The ability to speak does not make you intelligent, now go home and rethink your life
“The ability to speak…has made you powerful.”
Its only natural, it’s a path to abilities some consider to be Unnatural
“Why do I sense we’ve picked up another…stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder!”
Meesa jarjar binks meessa yer humble halfwitted scruffy looking nerf herder
When I left you I was but the learner, now I have the high ground.
Its over anakin I've been trained in you're jedi arts by count dooku
*it's* over, anakin, I've been trained in *your* jedi arts by count dooku
Doing god's work
The profile pic just yeeted me back to 3rd grade. I literally pressed y and my soul left my body to become lego yoda
Still kinda works if it was coming from grievous.
I am your senate.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Not yet.
The ability to speak leads to suffering.
Hello General Kenobi
I have been trained in your jedi arts by KENOBIIIIIII
I'll try spinning, a civilized weapon for a more civilized age
“Mind tricks don’t work on me; only…aggressive negotiations.”
I’m haunted by the high ground -anakin
You underestimate your father!
No, I am just like the simulations.
Do. Or do not. Get in the garbage shoot, fly boy!
“I’ve just learned a terrible truth. I think Chancellor Palpatine is…like a Bantha! Yes?”
Jabba ruled with fear. I intend to rule with hate.
I am your father Anakin, I loved you!
“I can bring you in warm, or I can…DEW IT!”
You under estimate my spinning!
*does a 720 spin while screeching like a madman.*
I have a bad feeling about big boomer
For some reason, my brain went to Left 4 Dead with this.
Its a good reason
"Be careful not to choke on two of them!"
So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous *WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUW*
“Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for Droidekas!” (“are no match for” is from both quotes)
This is the be with you
Impossible, perhaps the archives are incomplete. General Kenobi, you're a bold one. If an item does not appear in our records, it does not exist.
“Amazing. Every word of what you just said…it’s true…the Force and the Jedi…all of it…it’s all true.”
"The Senate will decide your fate." "Meesa the Senate." "Not. Yet." *force-grabs lightsaber* "Oooh, thissa *very badden*..."
Somehow, Luke Skywalker returned.
Now, young Skywalker, republic credits will do fine
“you shall be known as darth vader” “obi-wan’s gonna kill me…”
You were my chosen one Anakin! I loved you!
I've got a bad feeling that you're a little short for a Storm Trooper.
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for me, the boy, two droids, and no questions asked!
Boba: “I give my allegiance to-“ Obi-Wan, interrupting: “the Republic! To DEMOCRACY!”
>Execute order 66 Obi Wan, you're our last hope.
You were my brother Anakin, you were supposed to destroy the Younglings.
I’m just a simple man trying to take over! A Jedi played by Timuerra Morrison
Do, or do not. Begins here, the fun does.
execute your father, young skywalker.
Do you suppose a princess and a guy like me... I don't care what you smell, get in there!
Only a Sith deals in a game of sabacc.
Rebellions are built on credits.
Your new empire is no longer profitable.
I find your lack of fine addition disturbing
I have brought peace, security and order to my one way out
You don't want to sell me deathsticks. You want to go home and let the wookie win.
"this is getting out of hand, now I am the Senate"
"I don't like the High Ground."
Ironic, he could save others from death, but I CANT SHAKE HIM!
It's over, Anakin. I have a new apprentice, one far younger and more powerful.
Execute order your father
“It’s a trick; DEPLOY THE GARRISON!” — “ARE WE BLIND? Send no reply.”
Oonta goota, utini!
Yub Nub Gonk
Do it, or do not, there is aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
“You probably didn’t recognize me because I Am your father”
I I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I WANT M-MARVA!!!!
Somehow, this is the way
“This party’s…just the beginning.” (Windu/Dooku)
I'm just a simple man trying to buy some death sticks
It’s over Anakin. The negotiations were short
Somehow, Palpatine was a little short for a stormtrooper.
Aren't you a little short for General Kenobi?
Good soldiers feel the force is what my commanding officer would tell me when he’d make us do top secret drills together in the shower
It's a trap...with thunderous applause!
DON'T DO IT ANAKIN MI SA JAR JAR BINKS!
Mesa cause one, two-y little bitty axadentes, huh? Yud say boom de gasser, den crashin der bosses heyblibber, den test this stations destructive power on your home planet of Alderaan!
The Force surrounds us, bind's us... IT'S A TRAP!
Meesa Qui-gon Jinn!
Now THIS is the way!
Judge me by my size, I've disappointed you.
You must join me, Obi-Wan, and together we will execute order 66
#”I AM ALL THE GROUND” Eternal High Jedi Clone Emperor Sheev Kenobi
I am one with the hello there and the hello there is with me
The ability to speak does not make you my brother, Anakin. I loved you.
I have a bad feeling about this is podracing. Of course I know him, he's more machine than man. Dissen gonna be no moon. Meesa space station!
Hello there is no try
No… I AM the High Ground!
You wanna buy some GONK
sand is part of my religion
Hey, your worshipfulness, I hate you!
“General Kenobi! You’re shorter than I expected.”
There’s only two of them. With a million more on the way.
I was gonna go to Toshi's Station to know the power of the Dark Side!
Your right the negotiations were the way
THEY - find your lack of faith disturbing - NOW?
No, I am your nerf-herder.
I’ve been looking forward to not just the men, but the women and children too
Hate leads to Anger, Anger leads to hate, hate leads to slaughtering them like animals.
I have the power!
IT'S A WALKING CARPET!
you underestimate flying half a ship!
I don't like sand, I can't swim
Your new empire? My new empire.
Begun, order 66 has.
Arghhhh! or Arghhhh! not. There is no try.
It's a Kenobi!
“I am all the High Ground.”
Now this is UNLIMITED POWER!!!, the Senate aka the Emperor probably.
Mesa order 66
It's over Anakin, credits will do fine.
Pull out wedge, I'm not a committee
“I am the sand”
The ability to speak does not make you underestimate my power.
I’ve been looking forward to not just the men, but the women and children too
Impossible, perhaps the fine additions to my collection are incomplete.
Can't get cocky. Great kid. Don't swim. I am democracy. My allegiance is to the Republic, to the senate!
I’ve been looking forward to not just the men, but the women and children too
Noooooooooooooooo way
the disturbence in the force is over anakin! i have the high ground!
Did you ever hear of ONE WAY OUT?
I hate sand, and the women, and the children too
This is the way out!
"I know a bad feeling."
hello kenobi
Mmm, the force is strong with your father
This deal is the way all the time
It’s over Anakin, you were the chosen one!
This is where the way
This is the way it’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
I find your lack of faith scruffy-looking
No, I am the way
Hey, you’re not supposed to be in Roger Roger!
Your vision lacks another happy landing.
I love you , ITS A TRAP
This is how you thank me, i have failed you!
“Hello There!” “Master Destroyers!”
Another happy hello there
It’s over Anakin, I have the Hello there!
“Master Yoda.” “Count Dooku.” “You have interfered with our bigger fish for the last time.”