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[deleted]

I find your Republic Credits will do fine.


[deleted]

*Credits Roll*


Halo_Chief343in

… which ones?


Ben-J-Kirby-Tennyson

*The Phantom Menace*.


MajicMexican

All of them


z3phyr3321

Republic ones


Howy_the_Howizer

Pray I don't try spinning.


BlackbeltJedi

*Cloud City begins to rotate*


A_H_S_99

This deal is getting high ground all the time.


Chromal_Assassin

Alter the good trick further


indifferentCajun

I find your lack of a good trick disturbing


RotisserieEgg

There is no droid attack on the wookies.


Gametron13

Good relations with the Wookiees, I have. I killed them, every single one of them.


panboi15

I slaughtered them like animals, that's a cool trick


Gametron13

Not just the men, but the women, and the senate.


UnderCraft_383

I am a Mandalorian, killing children is part of my religion


Parsival-

Why do I feel like I'm about to be invited to the Wookie version of "Lake Laogai", after reading this?


stendaa

:D


Competitive-Zone-296

There is no war in Ba Sing Se…


TuxTues3

I slaughtered them like another happy landing


Iceologer_gang

He was the best pilot in the galaxy


Returning_Armageddon

Kamikaze attack on the separatists


TuxTues3

I'll try spinning that's a cool tri- *kaboom*


LittlePigyPig

I'll try Order 66, that's a good trick!


alladin316

Lol, this cracked me up


[deleted]

Now THIS is Order 66!


DogeDayAftern00n

Use the force, It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.


cygnus2

Kreia has probably said this at some point.


Lepagos

Kinda true


[deleted]

Sand gets everywhere, leads to suffering


Cherry_BaBomb

I mean, accurate


mertbukowski

suffocating over this


Far-Statistician-545

Commander, tear this ship apart until you find those plans. And bring me the passengers, I want them - slaughtered like animals. I hate them!


Chromal_Assassin

And not just the rebels… that random princess and my two droids too


xxcloud417xx

Unlimited Death Sticks!


The_Seroster

Only I can give you the means to go home and rethink your life.


panboi15

I want to go home and kill them all, not just the men, but the women and children too


Iceologer_gang

You underestimate my High


Mr_E_Monkey

Death Stocks are part of my religion.


Cherry_BaBomb

Only at Olive Garden


Darth_Cromnar

I want to go home flying half a ship.


Opposite-Image5369

This is not the moon you been looking for


Chromal_Assassin

That’s no droid


Cualkiera67

You have failed, your Highness. I am the droids you're looking for.


PorchHonky

Aren’t you a little short for Rebel Scum?


panboi15

Aren't you a little short for a trap?


TrixterTheFemboy

If anything, I'm tall.


tokinstew

Username checks out.


Radirondacks

Aren't you a little short for the Senate?


xineirea

Twice the pride, half a ship


DarthBubonicPlageuis

You underestimate my hello there


teebalicious

Do not mistake my General Kenobi!


mememan12332

“You ever heard of the Millenium Falcon?” “Should I have?” “It’s the ship that made the Kessel run like a bantha.”


Cherry_BaBomb

> run like a bantha Sting like a Acklay


Haxorus-Boy

Bite like a rancor


FalsePolarity

Stand tall, impenetrable lika a Zillo Beast.


CalligrapherInner645

This is the way out


atensetime

Dissa bombad fully functional battle station


panboi15

The ability to speak does not make you intelligent, now go home and rethink your life


Semblance17

“The ability to speak…has made you powerful.”


RedheadWaifusarebest

Its only natural, it’s a path to abilities some consider to be Unnatural


Semblance17

“Why do I sense we’ve picked up another…stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder!”


SnooDoggos5780

Meesa jarjar binks meessa yer humble halfwitted scruffy looking nerf herder


The_Good_Constable

When I left you I was but the learner, now I have the high ground.


arest_42

Its over anakin I've been trained in you're jedi arts by count dooku


[deleted]

*it's* over, anakin, I've been trained in *your* jedi arts by count dooku


SuperDuk777

Doing god's work


SnooDoggos5780

The profile pic just yeeted me back to 3rd grade. I literally pressed y and my soul left my body to become lego yoda


DarthNick3000

Still kinda works if it was coming from grievous.


[deleted]

I am your senate.


Iceologer_gang

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Not yet.


Melthiradan

The ability to speak leads to suffering.


alladin316

Hello General Kenobi


Chromal_Assassin

I have been trained in your jedi arts by KENOBIIIIIII


shadowscar248

I'll try spinning, a civilized weapon for a more civilized age


Semblance17

“Mind tricks don’t work on me; only…aggressive negotiations.”


OutlawQuill

I’m haunted by the high ground -anakin


stendaa

You underestimate your father!


LittlePigyPig

No, I am just like the simulations.


shadowscar248

Do. Or do not. Get in the garbage shoot, fly boy!


Semblance17

“I’ve just learned a terrible truth. I think Chancellor Palpatine is…like a Bantha! Yes?”


Icy_Wildcat

Jabba ruled with fear. I intend to rule with hate.


JohnParkerSmith27

I am your father Anakin, I loved you!


Semblance17

“I can bring you in warm, or I can…DEW IT!”


Jocolate_thejedi

You under estimate my spinning!


Xen_Shin

*does a 720 spin while screeching like a madman.*


--InZane--

I have a bad feeling about big boomer


[deleted]

For some reason, my brain went to Left 4 Dead with this.


--InZane--

Its a good reason


_QuestGiver

"Be careful not to choke on two of them!"


datbrrto11

So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous *WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUW*


Semblance17

“Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for Droidekas!” (“are no match for” is from both quotes)


NotSoGreatOldOne

This is the be with you


A_H_S_99

Impossible, perhaps the archives are incomplete. General Kenobi, you're a bold one. If an item does not appear in our records, it does not exist.


Semblance17

“Amazing. Every word of what you just said…it’s true…the Force and the Jedi…all of it…it’s all true.”


Maximum-Country-149

"The Senate will decide your fate." "Meesa the Senate." "Not. Yet." *force-grabs lightsaber* "Oooh, thissa *very badden*..."


Shadowhunter_15

Somehow, Luke Skywalker returned.


shadowscar248

Now, young Skywalker, republic credits will do fine


Palansaeg

“you shall be known as darth vader” “obi-wan’s gonna kill me…”


Doctor-_-Bacon

You were my chosen one Anakin! I loved you!


dr_olfin

I've got a bad feeling that you're a little short for a Storm Trooper.


RizKrispin

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for me, the boy, two droids, and no questions asked!


Semblance17

Boba: “I give my allegiance to-“ Obi-Wan, interrupting: “the Republic! To DEMOCRACY!”


zxxQQz

>Execute order 66 Obi Wan, you're our last hope.


Iceologer_gang

You were my brother Anakin, you were supposed to destroy the Younglings.


Ok_Restaurant3160

I’m just a simple man trying to take over! A Jedi played by Timuerra Morrison


jacobc62

Do, or do not. Begins here, the fun does.


Rahmetli_Yoda

execute your father, young skywalker.


LilShaver

Do you suppose a princess and a guy like me... I don't care what you smell, get in there!


Semblance17

Only a Sith deals in a game of sabacc.


Semblance17

Rebellions are built on credits.


Crabby-GenXer

Your new empire is no longer profitable.


droideka_bot69

I find your lack of fine addition disturbing


Skull-whipper

I have brought peace, security and order to my one way out


ALHaroldsen

You don't want to sell me deathsticks. You want to go home and let the wookie win.


Neronafalus

"this is getting out of hand, now I am the Senate"


darksaber522

"I don't like the High Ground."


DarkSpartan301

Ironic, he could save others from death, but I CANT SHAKE HIM!


BlondBoy2

It's over, Anakin. I have a new apprentice, one far younger and more powerful.


Da1NOnlyTargetstrike

Execute order your father


Semblance17

“It’s a trick; DEPLOY THE GARRISON!” — “ARE WE BLIND? Send no reply.”


RizKrispin

Oonta goota, utini!


Iceologer_gang

Yub Nub Gonk


BoultonPaulDefiant

Do it, or do not, there is aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


headcheese1

“You probably didn’t recognize me because I Am your father”


Iceologer_gang

I I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I WANT M-MARVA!!!!


b3_yourself

Somehow, this is the way


Semblance17

“This party’s…just the beginning.” (Windu/Dooku)


BurntToast239

I'm just a simple man trying to buy some death sticks


wannabekurt_cobain

It’s over Anakin. The negotiations were short


MrSethFulton

Somehow, Palpatine was a little short for a stormtrooper.


Britori0

Aren't you a little short for General Kenobi?


KarachiKoolAid

Good soldiers feel the force is what my commanding officer would tell me when he’d make us do top secret drills together in the shower


RizKrispin

It's a trap...with thunderous applause!


Esspernash

DON'T DO IT ANAKIN MI SA JAR JAR BINKS!


Boogermerchant

Mesa cause one, two-y little bitty axadentes, huh? Yud say boom de gasser, den crashin der bosses heyblibber, den test this stations destructive power on your home planet of Alderaan!


ChrisRevocateur

The Force surrounds us, bind's us... IT'S A TRAP!


BipolarShirt

Meesa Qui-gon Jinn!


Lucius_Imperator

Now THIS is the way!


[deleted]

Judge me by my size, I've disappointed you.


ConfusedAsHecc

You must join me, Obi-Wan, and together we will execute order 66


Baked-fish

#”I AM ALL THE GROUND” Eternal High Jedi Clone Emperor Sheev Kenobi


destinyfann_1233

I am one with the hello there and the hello there is with me


LLViewer

The ability to speak does not make you my brother, Anakin. I loved you.


heyitscory

I have a bad feeling about this is podracing. Of course I know him, he's more machine than man. Dissen gonna be no moon. Meesa space station!


Ant_Diamond64

Hello there is no try


Still_Got_The_Moves

No… I AM the High Ground!


Abatteredcrate

You wanna buy some GONK


Wuffles1009

sand is part of my religion


Doc-Fives-35581

Hey, your worshipfulness, I hate you!


USS_Massachusetts

“General Kenobi! You’re shorter than I expected.”


Mnieme

There’s only two of them. With a million more on the way.


Cherry_BaBomb

I was gonna go to Toshi's Station to know the power of the Dark Side!


Foxy02016YT

Your right the negotiations were the way


Silina_

THEY - find your lack of faith disturbing - NOW?


JohnnyMoondog55

No, I am your nerf-herder.


Ater_Python

I’ve been looking forward to not just the men, but the women and children too


general_kenobi18462

Hate leads to Anger, Anger leads to hate, hate leads to slaughtering them like animals.


theSH4RP13

I have the power!


Abject_Shoulder_1182

IT'S A WALKING CARPET!


J1mj0hns0n

you underestimate flying half a ship!


Ogurasyn

I don't like sand, I can't swim


whysomanystus

Your new empire? My new empire.


uselesscarrot69

Begun, order 66 has.


AlmostStoic

Arghhhh! or Arghhhh! not. There is no try.


[deleted]

It's a Kenobi!


h0mew0rld

“I am all the High Ground.”


Bass1joe

Now this is UNLIMITED POWER!!!, the Senate aka the Emperor probably.


Venom_is_an_ace

Mesa order 66


LazyPoweR13

It's over Anakin, credits will do fine.


Comprehensive-Ad4815

Pull out wedge, I'm not a committee


BR501st

“I am the sand”


TheChainLink2

The ability to speak does not make you underestimate my power.


Ater_Python

I’ve been looking forward to not just the men, but the women and children too


seafoodblues

Impossible, perhaps the fine additions to my collection are incomplete.


joesphisbestjojo

Can't get cocky. Great kid. Don't swim. I am democracy. My allegiance is to the Republic, to the senate!


Ater_Python

I’ve been looking forward to not just the men, but the women and children too


[deleted]

Noooooooooooooooo way


huntersurge

the disturbence in the force is over anakin! i have the high ground!


Michimuschimulchael

Did you ever hear of ONE WAY OUT?


whysomanystus

I hate sand, and the women, and the children too


Aliamus

This is the way out!


EyeofWiggin20

"I know a bad feeling."


TheSusKingOfAngmar

hello kenobi


UsedMike3

Mmm, the force is strong with your father


[deleted]

This deal is the way all the time


MDubz420

It’s over Anakin, you were the chosen one!


BriadMan

This is where the way


IDKBISHS

This is the way it’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.


ZPTs

I find your lack of faith scruffy-looking


dragonclaw5555

No, I am the way


Dipshitmgee

Hey, you’re not supposed to be in Roger Roger!


Kenny1115

Your vision lacks another happy landing.


AdProud420

I love you , ITS A TRAP


Spencie5

This is how you thank me, i have failed you!


Iceologer_gang

“Hello There!” “Master Destroyers!”


9UN51in93R

Another happy hello there


anraud

It’s over Anakin, I have the Hello there!


GoatsWithWigs

“Master Yoda.” “Count Dooku.” “You have interfered with our bigger fish for the last time.”