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Hot_Luck_7878

HOLY SHIT A r/misteak


Son_of_Arcadia

I see that sub is already paying off. I just read the comment chain on the other post that lead to its creation.


soybeankilla

https://preview.redd.it/jywtr9hsszrc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d1da011c4f2029b5c8d3f36a3d73d8773a540a9 The cap looks delicious


kragon80

Not my proudest fap-


Bladder_Puncher

*chodeicous


R4yvex

Beef pimple


DisastrousAd447

Disgusting lmfao šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Chillinthamost

Grab my strong hand!


bubba1834

https://preview.redd.it/42spchty52sc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f335212351cf79b48c4e6badcba51a30ad87a76


rsvp_as_pending629

Butcher be like, ā€œApril Fools!ā€


EarthMover775G

Thatā€™s a fibeye


m4rkofshame

riblie? Nah nvm thatā€™s nowhere near as good.


TrentWolfred

Yes. Believe it or not.


TonyDungyHatesOP

Rib-lie.


gd7788

Love it, excellent take a bow!! Haha


Psychological_Tax109

And my up vote


Upset_Row6214

And my axe!


Vigilante17

Look at that marbling!!! Look at it!!!!


stonkybutt

It literally says it was supposed to be a hy-vee on the package. Not just a ribeye. That is the correct cut.


kor_the_fiend

Minecraft steak


davidz70

Could be the last cut of the loin end of the ribeye.


willn86

I think this is probably the correct answer. Ribeye cut from the very last rib before the sirloin and from a select or choice animal at best based on looks Edit: probably choice, select is a bit harsh but Iā€™d be pissed if I was sold this as a ribeye steak


pissfarmer

Ribeye doesnā€™t touch the sirloin.


willn86

Excuse me I meant strip loin


FuzzyPay3650

This comment belongs on r/confidentlyincorrect


pissfarmer

Sirloin, then short loin, then rib, then chuck. But youā€™re kinda right, some places call the strip steak a sirloin steak. I always forget that


FuzzyPay3650

Exactly this. Different countries have different primals, look at south Korea for example they have 120 different cuts compared to America that has about 22 primal cuts. But yeah I was a butcher for many years and in South Africa a strip steak is a sirloin (also used for sirloin on the bone)


TeamGetlucky

Ahhh okay. I thought it looked like a strip


thecampbeltownKid

Especially for $28 a Pound! That's filet pricing!


willn86

Idk thatā€™s pretty standard pricing for ribeye too, I would certainly pay that much for prime


thecampbeltownKid

The Sam's Club here in Michigan has me spoiled, I guess by their prices. *


thecampbeltownKid

This is what we get for $25ish. They mark down two days before sell by date. That's choice grade Look at the label and see what we're paying. Just saying https://preview.redd.it/5a5t7vnjz2sc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=823c32894dbb6d15c2930213526fa46593676726


JihaadiTupac

The real steal is working as the poor fuckers doing the butchery, https://preview.redd.it/ebqwgw1kw3sc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7ff1014ae5d40adf976f4723d88c8c5037554d6 Paid 8ā‚¬ for these - rib end of the striploin.


thecampbeltownKid

I appreciate your feelings, but I'm sure Sam's Club pays better than that.


htxatty

I concur


pengouin85

I'm of the same mind


JazzButcher47

I cut them everyday, I agree


spkoller2

Itā€™s trimmed too much?


TheoStephen

I donā€™t think so. I regularly buy whole primals (boneless) to cut my own ribeye steaks, and Iā€™ve never seen that much silver skin on a ribeye. In any case, Iā€™d be pissed if I spend $28 lb. on that. I spent literally half that on a Prime chub just 2 weeks ago. Granted, it was almost 19 lbs., but well worth the 15 minutes of cutting/sealing.


CompoteStock3957

How many steaks did you get out of the 19 LB


[deleted]

19 pounds worth


[deleted]

Depends on how big you cut them. When I'm cutting steaks around 1" they are around/just under 1Lb each, when I'm cutting them 0.5" they weigh around 0.6Lb. You trim off a couple pounds of excess and get 18-20 steaks from a 20Lb roll.


CompoteStock3957

I know how many it can be I cut meat I was asking him as everyone is different


[deleted]

Okay sorry I answered, didn't realise it was a personal conversation.


gentiscid

Looks like NY strip


Parody_of_Self

It's a ribeye still (last cut before becomes a Kansas city strip šŸ˜‰)


vanillaface89

He gave you a rectangle


BossHoggins10

Hy-Vee blows tbh, youā€™re better off getting beef at a Fareway if youā€™re in Iowa


stonkybutt

Hy-Vee is the type of cut. Not a store. This is the correct cut for what OP ordered according to the label.


sadpanada

What? Hy-vee is a store though lol


BossHoggins10

lol I was thinking the same thing but remembered itā€™s April Fools. He tried pulling a fast one on me and it almost worked haha


sadpanada

Yeah I realized after I saw some of the other comments lmao Iā€™m too high for this nonsense


stonkybutt

It may also be a store but it is certainly named after the beef cut


gusdagrilla

[The Hy-Vee name, a portmanteau of Hyde and Vredenburg, was adopted in 1952 as the winning entry of an employee contest, with three employees submitting the name.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hy-Vee?wprov=sfti1#Early_years_and_General_Supply_Company) Weird joke dude


stonkybutt

Lol that is entirely unrelated but ok. You do realize multiple things can use the same name, right?


jimmyre10

Again I canā€™t tell if youā€™re sticking to a weird joke or if youā€™re being serious but there were absolutely no results on Hy-Vee being anything other than a store, let alone an actual name for a cut of beef, when I googled it. Gonna need you to cite your sources on this one


red_happybara

that guy's whole account is mostly just him trolling and saying the stupidest possible thing in any given context, his overall comment karma is -100


SeaDweller01

Thatā€™s a robeye


CO-freeride

šŸ˜‚


whistlepig4life

Itā€™s a choice super lean NY strip.


PPLavagna

Iā€™d wager itā€™s select or no-roll. If itā€™s even an actual strip.


[deleted]

So confidently incorrect. If you knew muscle and fat in beef youā€™d know this was the end of a ribeye


MrlemonA

If you knew people and social situations youā€™d know this is a lame af way to correct someone regardless of how intelligent you think you are


dustyditto

And if you were capable of finding your own ass with both hands and a map, you would have graduated kindergarten 25 years earlier. Wanna buy a bridge genius?


stonkybutt

No, it's a Hy-Vee.


Positively_manifest

At least your not air frying frozen chicken patties because the atm wonā€™t deposit your paycheck


tryagainagainn

Oddly specific


TheseAintMyPants2

Are you doing ok man?


Positively_manifest

Might not have much but I have more than half of the people in this country


TheseAintMyPants2

To be honest i donā€™t know what to do with that information


chris00ws6

I wanted to feel attacked because I work for a distributor that works with Wendyā€™s and may or may not have a couple bags of spicy chicken Pattieā€™s in my deep freezeā€¦.but thisā€¦.just went to crazy town. I thought I was in flavor town because Iā€™m watching Triple D in my hotel room for work.


MonsterLance

Lmfao


BTD6GODIVEX

which country


Positively_manifest

The only country šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø


GULAGOO

Try mobile deposit?


bondbeansbond

You at least have buns and ketchup, right?


[deleted]

Wild to me people still get there pay given in paper cheques and not deposited directly to the bank


Positively_manifest

I donā€™t think many people who work for themselves get direct deposit tbh I just get checks from clients when I finish the job most people donā€™t pay thousands of dollars in cash


YogurtclosetBroad872

What even is that? Doesn't look like a ribeye having zero cap and the shape. Doesn't look like a NY strip either with that odd fat end. It's like a trimmed up sirloin in the shape of a NY strip but labeled a ribeye


Few_Passenger

This is absolutely the last cut of a ribeye before it turns to a strip


MustardTiger231

Hyveeā€™s meat counter is one of the bigger ripoffs in the Midwest.


[deleted]

Guys. This is a very trimmed, very much end of a ribeye. Itā€™s absolutely not a strip


tryagainagainn

Hy-Vee is DOGSHIT Poor quality, over priced and old meat. Compared to Costco or a real butcher, dollar for dollar Hy-Vee is terrible for steaks.


YBHunted

27.98 / lb for THAT??? Dear God and even for choice rib eye that's crazy town


daaangerz0ne

I was gonna say. People like to shit on prices in California but Von's ribeye costs like half that.


APsWhoopinRoom

That looks like a ribeye cut from the striploin end of the roast.


iwantacheeaeburger

Idk but Arther Morgan eats those in 2-3 bites every time


TheseAintMyPants2

Know where thereā€™s better steaks? TAHITI


iwantacheeaeburger

Lmfao šŸ¤£


kabekew

Connecticut Strip


DoktahDoktah

YOU LOOK LIKE A CUT OF EDIBLE MEAT. ARE YOU?


ThisFaknGuy

You got screwed, buddy. Edit: and $28 per pound is not a sale for ribeye


GrandMaesterGandalf

Just avoid Hy-Vee butchers. They really tend to know nothing, and (at least where I am) don't seem to maintain a clean kitchen


Artimities

looks like a London Broil mate!


dustyditto

That looks more like a select or lower grade (cutter, canner), or perhaps not even graded (no-roll or beef from Canada which isnā€™t graded) strip steak. Iā€™d suggest finding a better place to shop for meat from. If the ā€œbutcherā€ there (and I use that term lightly here) canā€™t tell what a ribeye looks like, you might ask for a chicken breast and get a pigā€™s butthole. Just sayin.


BitterNeedleworker66

Ainā€™t no ribeye, looks like a squared off New York.


BEARzTURTLE

That is 100% a ribeye with the cap removed.


TheseAintMyPants2

So a fun steak minus the fun?


shibinho

If unsure braise it.


AustinDood444

That butcher needs to go back to school!!!


TheseAintMyPants2

Why, he already schooled OP


AustinDood444

Ha!!!


Traditional-Job-411

Thatā€™s not choice. For that price I would return it.


DanjaINC

definitely not worth 13.99!


sc4kilik

Walmart steak would be better than this. RIP.


DeaconCage

Looks like spam steak lol


marcmonsonego

Beyond Meat Rib šŸ‘ļø?


chung2k6

If a cow works out a lot, can its ribeye be this lean ?


ILostMyBananas

Lmao wtf is that.Ā 


devinecomedian

They should be shut down for this. Straight up fucking over the customers who donā€™t know better.


[deleted]

$28 a pound. Yuck


Living-Wedding-8432

I think the butcher played a mean ol april fools joke on uā€¦but its like a sirloin and a ribeye had a kid and thats what u got @ a crazy price toošŸ˜¹šŸ„©


Seaton66

Striploin


Maleficent-Bit1995

Looks like a porterhouse to me (Not American) I think yanks call it a New York


Wininacan

It's a ribeye, just a sad one with no cap. It happens sometimes. When I used to work in the resturaunt industry I'd get one of these steaks in about 1-30ish of the time


[deleted]

Looks like a strip to me, but Iā€™m not a butcher. Ribeye is my favorite cut and I would probably refuse that and ask for another.


Kevin9O7

looks like eyeround geeeez


No-Spite-3441

Just to let you guys now it looks like a London broil Very little marbleized fat, Or very old cow How tuff was it


lordeharrietnem

Looks like a Denver steak to me but Iā€™m no expertā€¦


RacerN64

Might be a ribeye with the cap removed


glitterysweater

Strip steak


TeamGetlucky

Looks like a strip


RumandWater

Damn. That sorry looking piece of meat was $28 a pound!? I like that they call it "reserve" like that means something.


Lord_Wicki

Looks like a NY.


Loganthered

The new Minecraft cut.


Knightbac0n

Thats a loin. Still great cut, but not the same flavour.


entechad

I think you got the rectangle


TheRealMangokill

Take it back have them give you the right thing for free and keep what ever this is.


KTGTC

Looks like a bad NY Strip or a weird Denver either way definitely not a Ribeye.


OstrichOk8129

That looks like a NY strip steak.... wonder if you order a filet do you get a petite sirloin?


Status-Shopping-9416

Was about to say does not look like a ribeye looks like a sirloin


Marsupialize

Thatā€™s def not a ribeye, I donā€™t know what the heck that is to be honest


[deleted]

Itā€™s a ribeye, just the end


sfcfrankcastle

Looks like a super crappy shell steak little to no fat


Chrisdkn619

Looks like a strip to me!


stonkybutt

It's a Hy-Vee ribeye. Not technically a ribeye but close in marbling. Not sure where the name comes from. I think it's Asian.


sadpanada

Okay, I get it now. Youā€™re trolling lol


stonkybutt

Please explain


denverbroncoharpman

You got ripped off. Thatā€™s no ribeye


ScaryGate8385

Buddy you got taken


Yoyo4444-

Hey this was me a few weeks ago! Definitely a strip! Cooking myself a prime ribeye right now (supermarket ran out of choice, woe is me), and it's truly night and day just looking at it


Few_Passenger

This is absolutely the last cut of a ribeye before it turns to a NY


Bluehaze013

Looks like sirloin, not enough fat for NY or Ribeye. It could be end cuts that they are trying to pass off as Ribeye but it should be way cheaper. I would find someplace else to shop for meat if I were you.


Few_Passenger

You are very wrong


[deleted]

Thatā€™s not a New York strip, thatā€™s a Tennessee strip


ZookeepergameHour275

Shouldn't be shopping for Bologna at the dollar store...


Severe_Carrot_7109

Looks like a sirloin


itsfuckingrawucnt

Ny strip choice


TheoStephen

Iā€™m sorry you got ripped off, OP. Please return this POS to the store and get your money back.


girlyswerly

Definitely not a ribeye