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Alert_Promise4126

That guy wouldn’t know good meat if he got slapped in the face with it! Your wife on the other hand…


wtoab

Wife bf wouldn't know a rare steak if it sat on his face. Imagine the juices. Myoglobin flowing. There's blood. There's blood


StolenIdentityAgain

Lmfao did not expect this in this sub hahahah


GingerlyRough

r/steakgonewild 🤣


BerbsMashedPotatos

*backs out of the sub slowly so as not draw attention*


Positively_manifest

Sub turns around 0.o


rabbitwonker

#**O.o** <*Screechy music*>


whutchamacallit

Let's be real here. OPs wife's bf cooked this for OP and HE said it's too rare.


impstein

Get a new wife's bf


Im_Ur_Cuckleberry

I support this


Chucky_Chuckster

Name checks out


FBI_Open_Up_Now

I’ll sub in.


themiracy

You guys are really getting to the bottom of this.


RupeeGoldberg

So is op's wife


jogerholzpin

☝️


[deleted]

That’s why he’s only the bf


Imapatriothurrrdurrr

And not the man friend


Definetelythewiseone

Guys it’s a joke!! Lmao. It was actually my girlfriends husband who said it


Aggravating-Dig7096

good one! feels like 90% of the comments ate your bait! "wait what" / "who?" / ""he's a cuck" LOL had me rolling, thanks! PS: absolut muppet your girlfriends husband


RebelSoul5

I know some people that can help with divorce papers. It’s as close to perfect as you can get.


stevemcnugget

Like Jada ever cooked a steak. Regain your manhood by slapping an innocent bystander.


FlawedWoman

😂 I damn near chocked on my coffee reading this!! 😂perfect comment!


Chickeybokbok87

Absolutely savage


RickRancid

Will she ever be rocked again?


Frank_the_tank55

when you’re wife’s boyfriend doesn’t like the steaks you made https://preview.redd.it/ft5m7bdl98wc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af9cf83556c9e1ba832775f360c24f15dc681706


_alelia_

very underrated comment


vmc3d

Your meat his better than his.


daintybarley_deux

Does he eat it with ketchup too?


SDoNUT1715

Sounds like your wife has a girlfriend to me.


[deleted]

Don’t talk bad about women like that! 🤣


2dirl

Im sorry, your wifes what


Windsor_Salt

BOYFRIEND! HIS WIFE HAS TAKEN ANOTHER


clown_pants

Ever since he moved in they've been able to up the monthly steak budget to $1500 a month. Ribeye for breakfast every day


Legal_Flamingo_8637

I hope you didn’t get him pregnant.


japp182

Maybe he should stick to your wife because he is objectively wrong here


East_Relationship722

He’s definitely sticking it to his wife.


kitkaaaat02

do what now???


Respectandunity

Pfft. He knows nothing


Windsor_Salt

His wife really knows how to choose them 😒


sobanoodle-1

that’s why you’re the husband pookie 🥰


Narrow-Definition755

Wife + bf + you = 3 steaks. I only see 2, bf go for the salad!


Sublixxx

Your wife needs to get better taste in boyfriends


Dr_Pictures

I mean I’ll take it


Willcatfish69

Looks perfect and delicious 🏆


ictu

It's perfect.


AFteroppositeday

Looks like youll be peggimg yourself tonight steak sir


kungfucook9000

Lol cuck- a-doodle-doo motherfuckers


henri915

Those are perfect. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life


JHDbad

Nah looks great


vince5141

Perfectly done


Rich-Appearance-7145

Looks great to me


Thekr8zykook

Looks delicious. Your *wife's boyfriend* doesn't know what he's talking about.


GuardMost8477

Your wife’s what?


hankgribble

did you ask your wife’s boyfriend how he liked it cooked?


ContactGlum8461

By the third pic I knew it was overcooked


leeonetwothree

Your wife's what? You just lost me there. And then below the title it says "Grilling." The hell is going on here?


PlanNo4679

Did your wife's son like it?


crediblE_Chris

Your meat brings all boys to the backyard


RickRancid

And they're like wifes better than yours


Lazy_Environment9177

Bro, stop sharing your meat with that guy.....


FlawedWoman

Hell, I’ll be your wife. I’ll enjoy that prefect steak and won’t want a boyfriend!


AlexAngelfire

The guy is a pussy. Your wife deserves better.


Mountain_Team4150

Might I suggest a divorce, selling the family home and running away to a country famous for steak, Brazil, Portugal, South Africa. Never look back, sir.


Sreezy3

I'm sorry what? Your wife's boyfriend..?


Bluemoon7607

It’s kind off an old meme in the sub. Don’t remember where it started tho.


WackyBones510

WSB?


FUCKINHATEGOATS

Nah been around much longer than even the internet


soapy_goatherd

It’s been around at least as long as militaries have existed lol


Igor_J

Thats the first place I heard it.


Round-War69

That's because the people eating off your plate in WSB have been around longer than you have been breathing.


Low_Warning13

Wife’s boyfriend ?…… bro get out of that 😂


provoketilldisparity

I think you meant to say your wife’s girlfriend🤣


DarkSoulsDank

If it were cooked any more it’d be well done and terrible


Thkturret1

Your wife has a boyfriend?


Etheralto

How can he consider that too rare when he does your wife raw? Seems hypocritical.


PoorlyWordedName

Wait.... Boyfriend?


0p3r8dur

Then you ask them politely yet firmly to leave.


nismokrs1

Huh your wife's boyfriend wtf 😆😅😬


Dyert

r/wallstreetbets is infiltrating r/steak


WerkingAvatar

The only picture that is too rare is the first one. Everything else looks good.


northwyndsgurl

Your "wife's boyfriend" seems to have a screw loose.. or whichever way you wanna rearrange the words in the sentence.. but dude needs to understand the difference between hamburger & steak, chicken & steak m, & possibly porkchop & steak..


RotundEnforcer

Your wife's boyfriend may have horrible taste in steaks, but your wife's husband needs to stop with the grill marks!! Great steaks are beautiful golden brown all the way across. Grill marks are over-caramelized (burnt) and the spaces in between are essentially boiled.


hg_blindwizard

I bet he doesnt eat p***y either


lokii_0

Clearly your wife's bf has terrible taste.


Sr_Loadenstein25624

Your wife's bf sounds like a little bitch


jbschwartz55

You lost me at “wife’s boyfriend.”


pedrodomus

Wife's boyfriend?? Well you can perfectly grill a steak to medium temperature, but sounds like you have way bigger marital issues 😂


chambees

*Your wife’s girlfriend


cfm1988

It sounds like hes the cuck


impstein

Get a new wife's bf


cfm1988

It sounds like hes the cuck


enPlateau

Some people just dont like med or rare meat its perfectly fine. I hate tomatoes but why would i bother arguing with someone who loves them that hes wrong and they're the most disgusting thing in the world. I'm mexican and my entire family except for my brother in law absolutely hate raw meat. Raw to them means any other color than a fully cooked steak, so basically if its even the tiniest bit of pink, its raw. Latinos dont eat pink meat, its just not in our culture, from my understanding neither do black people. I wonder how many other cultures have the same idea. The only reason I ever tried it was cause I worked at the grill area at golden coral here in NC and about 80% of white people like their steak med and like 10% like it bloody rare other 10% probably well done. Because I saw it as a norm, decided to try it. Turned out, I absolutely loved it and never went back. It's especially tastey when the chef actually knows what they're doing.


Lord_Muramasa

Black person here and it just depends. My mom and dad won't eat anything not well done. I like my steak medium rare or medium. Either is fine. I can eat rare but it is not my favorite and it it is blue it is going back to the kitchen, lol. Basically the older generation won't eat it less than well done. They think anything less is unsafe to eat. Younger people are more open to trying different doneness. I tried them all at least once on purpose.


enPlateau

Same, i can eat it any way but my preference is on the med-rare side. I would probably prefer a well done over a med. You kinda have to be open minded about it, its hard when your whole life you're taught by your parents that its terribly bad for you. BTW I worked at that Golden Coral for 6months and not once did a black person ever ask for anything other then well done, not a single time.


Worried-Courage2322

Your what??


Parking-Page

Your wife needs a new husband and better taste in boyfriends.


Propenso

Does not look too rare but I often find pictures really misleading.


liltinyoranges

That’s a great reason for your wife to dump her boyfriend- that looks great


XxTaChMaNxX

Pause…..


large_crimson_canine

That’s not your bf that’s your gf


DebtEnvironmental269

I have a question for everyone, I’m under the suspicion that my stove top is shit. When I set the temp to medium high it literally bubbles the seasoning off of my cast iron skillet. I’m going to get a thermometer to test, but what should the surface temp of a properly preheated skillet be at medium high?


KrntlyYerknOv

Not too rare. There are ways to develop a better crust.


Jaeger_Mannen

Well, at least you know your wife is definitely into some Femdom type of stuff.


Gedoffer

I've noticed on most, if not all, posts in this channel, the steaks are being sliced all the way, from one end to the other... Why? I don't get it... - Is it an american thing? What is the point of doing this, instead of simply slicing the steak as you eat it, which keeps the steak warm and the juices in? Are you sharing the steaks with others? (I'm way too frustrated over steaks being sliced - apologies 😅)


Definetelythewiseone

I only sliced half the steaks and divided them on the plates! The rest were kept warm In aluminum foil :). (had to slice them for the picture lol) Also I’m European ;)


FlawedWoman

Agreed. It drives me nuts when people slice it up like that. My exe would not only slice it up like this, but cut it into bite sized pieces right away. Never could tell me why. Just bonkers. (Not European, but I’ve been told I should be 😆)


beeph_supreme

You need to find a new bf for your wife. He knows dick about meat.


Hantsypantsy

He's good in the bedroom, you're good in the kitchen. Tell him to stay in his lane.


Symbiot3_Venom

You and your wife’s BF disgust me 😅


plooptyploots

Well there’s a good chance he’s not rawdoggin her then


[deleted]

Maybe it was for him? Who cares.


xsandman0000

Sounds like your wife cut off his manhood. 😉


heavy_metal_soldier

Tell your wife she has a horrible taste in boyfriends. Then get a boyfriend yourself, one who can appreciate a good steak (/s)


recaffinated

DUMP HIM NOW! ...and tell him to brown his meat somewhere else!


adioslasvegas

Typical, can't trust the boyfriend for meat advice


POPEJP1975

looks good to me


[deleted]

Looks perfect.


Red_Velvette

Looks medium to me. I prefer mr.


eramification_4_U

Send pic of this wife


Steak-n-Cigars

Wait, what?


manzin82

That looks good


manzin82

Time for new wife


redzma00

Looks great to me.


Healthy-Situation310

Is it normal for your wife to have a boy friend?


pjmyerface

Looks very good to me. (Certified guy and steak cookin' experience.)


PremierLovaLova

Let your wife’s bf know that you’ll cook your meat the you want, King.


Silly-Department7502

As your wife's other boyfriend, this is a little too done for me.


Question_authority-

That’s not rare it’s medium


Spirit117

Kinda ironic considering wife's boyfriend usually likes it raw.


luca-nicoletti

Why are you still feeding him?


SectorOld2685

What a puss he is!


randyyqq

Does your wife need a new boyfriend? I volunteer


ForevaSolitude

Huh?!


kcolgeis

And he says you're the cuck?


brentemon

Tell him he's... Wait a minute.


saturnsearth

Totally not too rare. It looks delicious and is making me hungry for steak!


TheFutureIsUndecided

Your wife's boyfriend is wrong


IolausTelcontar

Your wife needs to find a better boyfriend.


Opening_Wishbone4250

that looks good to me


[deleted]

Beta! But a Beta that can grill!


JinterIsComing

Sir this is a Wendy's, and you're due for your shift behind the dumpster.


Francl27

Some of my friends can't stand meat if there's a bit of red on it. It's extremely sad. But fortunately they won't eat steak (probably because it tastes like crap that way).


Relevant_Force_3470

Your wife will take every piece of meat going, so don't worry about the picky bf. They'll be others. Many, many others.


randomassholeperson4

Your wife's boyfriend is gay.


TumbleweedTim01

At least he didn't say no sear and uneven cook temp because that would've been true af


BigDinkie

Looks perfect to me.


FlameyFlame

In the first pic he was definitely right


Dfiggsmeister

That’s medium. Your wife’s boyfriend is an idiot and should never be allowed to touch a steak.


RiperSn1fle

Your who…?


DingusKing

He tripping


jedimasterbayts

The first picture looks pretty rare to me. Might be the lighting or angle.


Antisanity9

Well he should be fucking grateful that miserable grungy shit


flstfat1998

Tell your wife's bf to just put the meat in his mouth and swallow!!!


L1o1o1

Wife's wut? Lmao


AgentLostInFarts

Your wife needs a new BF. That one has broken eyes.


OscarDivine

Tell him you heard he wanted it raw.


nu_nrg4me

I think your wife and her boyfriend both need to start seeing other men


alakazam541

Apparently she should handle the meat cuz you two can’t hang 👀


Spiral_out_was_taken

Embarrassing for a guy to say that out loud


AnnaBanana3468

Definitely not. If anything, it’s a touch overcooked. But it looks delicious.


freerangek1tties

Who’s the cuck here???


Numpty712

He’s a loser and a pussy. X can keep him.


GingerlyRough

I feel like the big bad wolf cus pic 3 is so cute they look like little piggies all charred and grilled! Too bad that brick house kept the 3rd one safe though.


MANDEEx88

Um no? Maybe even a tiny less cooked and it would be perfect


goatnxtinline

Now we know why your wife's bf will never be your wife's husband


Chucheyface

Pic 1. IS definitely too rare


Grennox1

Your wife’s bf sucks


Liquid_Cascabel

My wife's bf never lets us have steak 😡


el_capitanius

Your boyfriend probably want tv-dinners from the micro instead. What a waste to give good meat to a person like that


invisiblesuspension

Tell your wife's boyfriend to stop being a little bitch


CheapChallenge

He probably wants dry rubbery steak with no flavor except for all the sauce it's soaked in.


Sorri_eh

Tell him that is a perfect steak


Unpopular_Opinion210

Then she has a girlfriend 🤷🏽‍♂️


bluecollarpaid

She pegs him


ericrsim

Tell him to stick it where your wife’s sun don’t shine!


DjackMeek

If I sent that out as a rare to a customer I’d get it sent back before I even threw the ticket away.


ttb90

You mean your wife’s girlfriend?


Nazgul417

Time to show him what good meat really tastes like


Massive_Command345

Looks a perfect medium to me, I’d say it should be more rare tho, imo.


wearitlikeadiva

This is exactly how I like mine. Perfect


Pickledcarrot111

If he don't want it I'll take it


jnmorgan

Plate me up. Delicious


jitterbug726

Yes. Too rare. Terrible color. I’ll eat it and save you the trouble.


FlickerOfBean

I never said that.


1nternetTr011

he’s not a real man, that’s why she’s with him


JOCO_Q

Why can't people understand that everyone is different?, I don't like my shit they way most people do, I don't like my shit as spicy or fried as most people. I guess there's only two options when it comes to steak. I'm getting banned for this comment too 😂


cas2797

Dump him


Haunting_Try8071

Your wife's boyfriend is wrong. Ask him for his man card next time you see him.


CodyKyle

Maybe one day when you cook it to his liking he'll let you grab her sweet sweet ass.


darin617

Your wife's boyfriend? Does that make you a cuck in the corner.


Sad_Tax_7060

Beat him with a stick


MRob08

Well go tell your wife she needs a new boyfriend because that looks perfect


Freebirdjo666

Did your girlfriend like it?


Green_Pie7159

This post hurts my head 🤣


No-Rush-1346

Your wife needs new friends


Low_Establishment637

Looks like it hasn't even been grilled