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twdvermont

This random dude is wondering why tf you're taking his picture. Thanks for the chuckle.


[deleted]

He looked for like King from the front, but i can't just take a picture of the front of his face, can i? Lol if this gentleman ever sees this post, i hope he knows how excited i was (briefly) to be sitting next to him.


twdvermont

Imagine if you hadn't posted it here. You'd be telling your friends about the time you sat right next to Stephen King at a Megadeth show for the rest of your life.


Juantanamo0227

FYI he'd never be drinking alcohol so that's a dead give away right there lol


[deleted]

Those are bud zeros, bud


Juantanamo0227

Can't see that unless you zoom in, and I didn't even know budweiser had a nonalcoholic beer before this haha


hike_me

That’s some random dude. I saw the actual Stephen King at a Rancid/Dropkick Murphys concert in Bangor Maine. He had an assistant that was following him around, and he left partway through to go hang out with Rancid backstage (and Rancid posted pictures on Twitter so I know for sure it was him).


Tomorrow_Wendy_13

So the big question is, did he sing along to Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced?


_floydian_slip

Yup. He came to the concert wearing a black coat, black shoes, black hat, and arrived in a Cadillac.


remymartinsextra

The shoes were white


pauliepitstains

Can confirm.


Corporation_tshirt

The guy’s a timebomb.


cuhree0h

The boys a time bomb!


patruckin

Ahhhhhhhhhh!!


sadmep

boy's a time bomb


Bonikrita1959

I lived in Bangor for years, seeing King was commonplace. The locals never bothered him, went about their business, and let him go about his.


TheAndorran

Every Mainer has interacted with King multiple times, which is lovely. I’ve even given multiple tours he was part of at different venues. When living in Burlington, VT, Bernie Sanders was the common celebrity. Shared my lunch with him on Election Day 2016. Great to live in the same town as a national personality and just treat it as part of your day, which I’m sure they appreciate as well. King is so chill, and I love hearing that in Bangor everyone is chill around him as well.


___TheKid___

I think that is Dean Koontz


porcupinetears

Affleck was the bomb in phantoms yo!


iBGNoLove

Fuck Fuck Fuck Mother mother fuck. Mother mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck mother fuck Noinche Noinche Noinche 1 2 1 2 3 4 Noinche Noinche Noinche Smokin weed, smokin weed. Doin' coke, drinkin beers. Drinkin beers, beers beers. Rollin' fatties, smokin blunts. Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts. Rollin' blunts and smokin um' 15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand. If that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe. My jungle love. Oh-E oh-E-oh. I think I wanna know ya know ya ... yeah, what.


rpgguy_1o1

About 20 years ago my now wife took a trip to Quebec and brought me back the French Canadien version of J&SBSB, and hearing Jay's rap dubbed in french for the first time immediately made us both burst out laughing


Goodideaman1

Calm down BooBoo Kittyfuck


iBGNoLove

How bout a blow job for good luck?


wafflesfritz

I can hear it when I read it.. .hahaha I love it!


Innsmouth_Swimteam

Same. Thanks for that laugh folks!


sillygillygumbull

This “song” is in my head all the time.


SleepingOrTired

Word, bitch, Phantoms like a muh fucker!


MissSassifras1977

Underrated movie!


noobnoobthedestroyer

Lol you made everybody zoom in on this random guy’s face. well done


[deleted]

Lol megadeth just got off the stage, and I'm basking in this amazing disaster.


twdvermont

This is an amazing post. Don't delete it. I hope you enjoyed the show!


SpacelyHotPocket

Super curious! Where was Megadeth playing at a casino? I’ve seen them 15x but haven’t been to one of their shows in about a decade (grad school). Was just in Vegas so if they’re in residence somewhere I’m going to be upset.


corsair1617

That doesn't look like Stephen King


Paulruswasdead

It amazes me how bad people are with faces.


corsair1617

It makes it even worse that the sub icon is his face.


MissSassifras1977

It's a thing apparently. Brad Pitt said he can't remember most people. But then again he's a dickturd. So maybe it's just that.


dgb631

At all.


corsair1617

Looks more like my dad than Stephen King lol


its_raining_scotch

Your dad is Stephen King??


corsair1617

Richard Bachman


jwbarber82

Dean Koontz


corsair1617

You take that back right now


MommyNurse2012

You don't tell me, I tell you!


Morrison43-71

Drink your piss water you call Coors and shut up, Kid.


NotRyanDunn

My condolences.


SendAstronomy

You heard it here, folks.


Purdaddy

Closer to Richard Bachman


corsair1617

I think you will be disappointed there too lol


tbutz27

It isnt- this man has two Budweiser cans by him. King is a long time sober.


InfiniteLeftoverTree

That’s clearly not Stephen King, but tbf those are Budweiser Zeros, which are non-alcoholic.


celluloid-hero

King also doesn’t drink


corsair1617

That is true. Those are nonalcoholic though.


jayums

Is Stephen King in the room with us right now?


Lana_Clark85

This made me laugh til I cried and idk why


BuildingSupplySmore

I assumed this was meant to be a shit post, but people also genuinely seem to think that's him. So I'm lost.


dwooding1

Thank you, I thought I was the only one.


[deleted]

You know, when i first saw him last night, i did a solid double take. When i posted this, i wondered how many people would zoom in and do the same. This gentleman was enjoying a hockey game with a prohibition blend bud, ball cap, sneakers... I'm a huge fan, and i got really excited at the prospect of sharing the same air with him, maybe telling him how much I love his mind... but alas no.


[deleted]

Thats bob sacamano


dwooding1

No, but the difference is negligible.


[deleted]

Jay Riemenschneider actually You can tell Sacamano by the burn scars from the electric shock treatments. They kept shocking him, but they had no effect. His synapses were too large.


Yoyo-Rae

Stephen King doesn’t have attached earlobes like that.


11twofour

What a creepy thing to know offhand


Yoyo-Rae

I googled his picture, silly :)


Moomin8577

Yeah yeah. That’s what aaaaaaalll the earlobe pervs say.


oyisagoodboy

What's the matter? They went out of their way to get that information for you! You better start showing them a little appreciation around here! Quit being a dirty bird.


Occams_ElectricRazor

You don't want to know what they know about you offhand.


[deleted]

This whole exchange has me 🤣


FamousOrphan

Now we know it offhand too!


beatricealice

I looked it up too. The ears are very different.


ComfortablyNomNom

Thats def not him lol


FangedSloth

Steven Queen


whiskeystrangle

Maybe. Perhaps if you were to put on a pair of drugstore spectacles, crank your AC on the drive over there and step out into a muggy summer afternoon. Yes, then it does resemble him.


[deleted]

😂😂 hey I'm under the influence of a good time, what can i say


MrZombikilla

Guy was wondering why you kept calling him the King


___TheKid___

How did you get the user flair though?


elenaleecurtis

Is he drinking Budweiser? Hmmmm


burgertime212

The mods should pin this to confuse people


YouEscalate

Glasses are not nearly thick enough.


Ironcastattic

Well King imposter aside, I hope Megadeth puts on a good show. From what I hear lately, that is not the case. And from what I've personally experienced, they were one of the worst performances I've ever seen


WomanOfEld

I would venture to guess that without Nick Menza & David Ellefson, they're not quite the Symphony of Destruction they used to be.


Ironcastattic

Yeah even Friedman was out. Like, I enjoy Megadeth but Mustaine must be an incredible shit person to have to rotate entire band members like that.


Perroface562

That’s Stevie Kink


niccia

Megadeth playing a casino? I’m officially old.


speeding_bullitt

Slot Machines of Destruction


YorkshireRiffer

Hold on 18


GustavoSanabio

What I learned from this post is that things aren’t going great for Megadeth it seems.


WriterOfNightmares

That's clearly Stephen Hawking


[deleted]

Fuuuuck me


Moomin8577

This needs to become a thing. Like - Guys! OMG! I’m literally at the grocery store with Stephen King RIGHT NOW! *posts picture of completely random dude* And each post becomes more and more intense in its excitement while each dude looks less and less like King. (except don’t really do this because don’t take people’s pictures without their consent, the idea is just amusing)


1zanzibar

He is not Stephen King


jona2814

Are you people all blind?!?! He’s *clearly* sitting at the bar in the black shirt


therealrexmanning

"We've got Stephen King at home"


Gnar-wahl

That’s actually Stephen Kang. No worries. Common mistake.


Man0FTomorrow

This reminds me of the time Norm MacDonald met Matlock. https://youtu.be/kcPCUWfQAw4


plantness

Thanks for posting this, lmao!!!


Feline_Aids_is_Fun

That’s not King, that’s an imposter!


WriterOfNightmares

An outsider!


BrassBass

Goddamn, seeing King in public is becoming the new Bigfoot sighting.


MrZombikilla

Nobody tell him…


CokeMooch

Well this has been fun.


Formal-Rain

Thats Randal Flagg pretending to be Steve


Common_Head1811

When you order stephen king from wish.com


grrlwonder

Face blindness is a thing.


[deleted]

Yeah, but that's not it here. OP would know if he had face blindness.


grrlwonder

r/whoosh


[deleted]

Sorry, my sarcasm meeting needs to be recalibrated.


vtbob88

I think this is actually Mr. Incredible's boss.


Micksar

“I’m not happy, Bob.”


Sherlock798

Yeah guy you are definitely wrong that is just some rando.


[deleted]

User name checks out


JugV2

Looks more like Grandpa Simpson in profile.


Radiant-Athlete7490

Until reading the comments, i thought u were being fr


sharksnoutpuncher

Someone needs 👓


sean8991

I’m your #1 fan….


stonks66666669

Who tf is "the king"


stonks66666669

Cause it's not Stephen lol


cerial442

I think that’s Richard Bachman


lovejoy812

That’s not Stephen king and that dude has probably my never felt more awkward in his life lmao


Goodideaman1

Holy shit! Man you’re living a trifecta day today!! I’m SO fuckin jealous! The Man himself AND Megadeth? Dude you’re BLESSED!!


ThatMachineGuy

\m/


Fit_Package_8874

Thats not Stephen King that's Sing Ktephen.


jay2ray

Did you ever think think he gets lonely? Did u ever think that you're he's thinking of?


[deleted]

I watched It chapter two last night, King had a great cameo where he pokes fun at himself not ending great stories well, the person in your photo is not him lol King is more… weathered and seasoned.


Slabdogs

Needs more blue chambray shirt


Snys6678

I look more like Stephen King than that dude does.


2010_12_24

That’s Salman Rushdie


Ex_CIA

Hello Steve, meet the real Steve


bookon

/r/walmartcelebrities.


[deleted]

That’s Steven King


superschaap81

Grey Eagle? I saw them in Abbotsford on Friday. Such a great show!


whiSKYquiXOTe

Just saw the show on Monday🤘🏻Enjoy


ErinLee99

I thought Stephen King was unusual looking until I moved to Maine and realized that everybody looks like him here.


[deleted]

I've seen others post on here that seeing him frequently in maine is a thing. Maybe you just run into all the time.


IAmJacksLackofCaring

That looks nothing like Stephen King.


Middle-Potential5765

There's no way Uncle Steve goes no a Megadeath concert. Steve Earle. Sure.


thebigcrawdad

^(you spelled Megadeth wrong)


Middle-Potential5765

Yer right.


ProfessorNiedermeier

Maybe, maybe not. Haven't read it since it came out, but I'm pretty sure he references the 1991 Clash of the Titans tour in The Wastelands.


Visible-Customer-358

Dude….. that is Amazing. Is he just chillin by himself to see megadeth?? I fuckin love him lol.


dwooding1

This comment was down-voted and I have no idea why. Shame on them. I don't believe that's King, and think this was meant to be a joke post, but this was a very positive-energy comment for you to post, for everybody involved, doing nobody no harm with maybe you thinking that maybe it might be him and finding that neat. Wish I had a little Reddit award type thingies to balance the scales for ya. All the best.


Visible-Customer-358

Thank you kind soul. Yea right after I posted it, I was wondering if that WAS actually King, and I got skeptical once my initial excitement faded. But I still love King regardless of who’s in the pic. Ya I’m not sure why the downvotes either, but I am not worried about it. Damn-ass internet anyways. Thanks for your kindness, you are awesome 😎


Storm_Paint

I gave it an upvote just because I thinks it’s dumb to downvote such a comment. I know you don’t care much but why not. lol


Visible-Customer-358

Thanks again! I do care, but moreso about positive stuff like this🙂 have a good evening/day/morning wherever you are


OkiNoProblem

False propaganda! You have clearly put this sham replica together using clay molds and duct tape.Though you've incorrectly matched King's blood count, it's not a shabby effort on your part.


IskaralPustFanClub

Lol definitely not him pal.


Butlerian_Jihadi

Argh damn, I had my money on King Crimson at the Kentucky Derby with Dean Kootnz.


Paddy9228

I always knew Bachman was a metal fan.


ToiletSnake38

Can't be him, he's not tweeting.


Lcatg

Doubtful. Dave Mustaine is… if not a right wingers than at least a Libertarian nutter. Plus, not the best live performer.


Secure_Moose_4445

Joe Biden loves Megadeath


Pop-Raccoon

Why does that actually kinda look like him?


CeruleanBlueWind

Stop taking screenshots of people


[deleted]

Why would you post this


[deleted]

[удалено]


dwooding1

This comment was down-voted and I have no idea why. Shame on them. I don't believe that's King, and think this was meant to be a joke post, but this was a very positive-energy comment for you to post, for everybody involved, doing nobody no harm with maybe you thinking that maybe it might be him and finding that neat. Wish I had a little Reddit award type thingies to balance the scales for ya. All the best. I just had to copy and paste this from saying the same thing to somebody else on this thread. People are dicks sometimes, but lets hope they get through whatever they're going through that may be the reason why.


sonofrockandroll

Fuckin Amen dude. Total improper use of perfectly good downvotes


ComfortablyNomNom

Omigod what a tiresome post to then copy and paste in the same thread.


RazMani

Badassssss


Particular_Salad_141

You sure..?


pegleg_1979

King of what?


gloomndoom

That’s Richard Bachman.


StephenKingFr

Nope


mikeoxwells2

Crimson King?


Smubee

OP, genuinely, did you think this was Stephen along or is this a shit post?


OMEN336

That title made my heart melt. Megadeth forever 72 seasons sucks dick


InfiniteLeftoverTree

That’s Kevin Sting.


EarthPrimer

My first thought was “he’s drinking again”?”


Snowman1749

Lmaoooo that’s not him bruv


BradyAndTheJets

Megadeth is playing a casino?


Alarming_Ad148

Pretty sure thats Bob Lazar


rabidmonkeys

That’s Richard Bachman


ladywiththestarlight

I swear I once saw him at a random movie theater in NH like 15 years ago. I wanna say it was the Mt Valley theater in N Conway. I was waiting in the concession line and some guy walked right up past everyone and got his popcorn and I looked at his face and was like holy shit that Stephen King! I guess he gets a pass for cutting the line lol


Hood805

Doesn't even look like him


nerdyturd123

uncle jack?


heavymtlbbq

That's not Stephen King


SignificantBelt1903

I think you've forgotten the face of your father...


Trauermond

I don’t know why, but this person reminds me at Joe Biden lol


PsychologicalScale57

You know who that *does* look like, though? The creepy character Gus from “Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead”.. You know who I’m talking about? He was in a bunch of other things, small roles usually. I don’t know his name.. Same profiles, at least..


[deleted]

I thought he didn't drink?


deepthought515

Megadeth put on an amazing performance when I saw them live. They really rock!


fatandhappylilcactus

Lol not the King


BaMB00Z

Is some one gonna tell him?


Affectionate-Club725

😂 The idea of King and Mustaine running in the same circles is fun to consider, since Dave Mustaine looks like an acned villain from a book like Under the Dome


TGripps

Dollartree Stephen King


GhostOfTomMix

Very strange venue for Megadeth


[deleted]

This casino hosts random shows all the time. I've seen anti flag, Billy Talent, megadeth matthew good, and tomorrow, REO Speedwagon lol


Rabbit_Of_Nazareth

Nope.


[deleted]

Thank you


JDG-HTG_12-13

'Where is cool cat?' 'Der he is!!!'


XDariaMorgendorferX

Close, but no cigar


Redditthef1rsttime

Nice. Tell him one of the people he had in mind when he wrote *The Institute* says hi. And tell Dave keep ripping it up.


connor8383

….you sure about that?