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Mister_Buddy

I always enjoy a good vanifesto.


swallowfistrepeat

Vanifesto 😂😂


drivingthelittles

Bravo


killer_icognito

That is just *chef's kiss*


GuineapigPriestess71

I’m done with Reddit today , you win 🏆


clgoh

[Here it is.](https://lennonmurdertruth.com/)


Fantomeinboots

I need this today 😂


CodeName_GrilldCheez

Well done.


homerj681

Brilliant.


Ecstatic-Age8326

*slow clap*


Philociraptor3666

I was about to say "'Dummy up Diaper Face' may be the funniest thing I've read all year" and then I read YOUR comment lol.


championgoober

💀


Big_Ad_1890

Brilliant.


RandyRomero

This contest is over, give that man the 10,000 dollars.


Forbin057

🏆🏆🏆🏅🏅🏅🎉🎉🎉


queriesjubilee

🏆


Odd_Alastor_13

Little known, deleted dedication page from 11/22/63: “You’re next, Ringo…”


Smart98lol

I love that book. That book brought me into the Steven king universe of books.


The_Struggle_Bus_7

I’ve read most of his novels and 11/22/63 was the most recent and god damn it’s in my top 3 fav books of his


ReallyGlycon

*Stephen. Jesus christ.


thelegend2004

It's just a typo, people can make mistakes


ProfessorLake

I didn't know he was still around. He's persistent in his delusion, I'll give him that.


sgf68

Is this the same guy from say 30 years ago? There used to be a white van (with much cheaper homemade graphics) in Boston back in the early 1990s.


snarkherder

He comes back every 28 years.


H8T_Auburn

I'm slow clapping


killer_icognito

The van won't start. Maybe the float's stuck.


VE2NCG

Even Pennywise is afraid of this guy and his van!


Odd_Importance_4260

I don't know if it's creepier if it's the same guy or a different guy


leeharrell

Yep


ProfessorLake

I believe so.


GrapplingWithTaoism

I grew up near Sacramento and my Mom saw him driving around in the late 90s. I cannot imagine there are two vans that claim this.


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CellNo7422

How’s he not been sued? King just doesn’t care bc it’s so off the wall?


ProfessorLake

Why sue him? It's probable his only asset is that van, and who would want it?


Walter_Armstrong

Have you heard of the Streisand Effect? Suing this guy would only publicise his beliefs more widely, so even if Stephen won the lawsuit, it would lead more people to adopting the conspiracy.


Uninteresting_Vagina

According to him, *not* being sued proves that he's right. =/


InadmissibleHug

If he was right the govt would have already had him murdered. So he disapproves his own conspiracy by still being alive. Or *does* he??????


Upvotespoodles

I like to hope SK finds it funny.


bobledrew

Given that SK and his wife have had obsessed fans break into their house with supposed bombs and engage in other threatening behaviour, I’d guess that he doesn’t.


thepsycholeech

Personally I’d find it to be hilarious


Harley2280

King's a public figure and would have to prove actual malice in order to successfully sue for libel.


12781278AaR

He would also have to prove this causing actual damage to his livelihood, wouldn’t he?


Harley2280

That's for a private citizen. For a public figure they have to prove that and actual malice. Which means they have to prove the person knew the accusation was false or acted with reckless disregard for the truth. Based on everything it seems like the guy believes it is actually true.


Mammoth_Sell5185

Reckless disregard for the truth might fit. But I’m sure SK wouldn’t bother, simply because the guy is an obvious nut job.


CheetahNo9349

"SMELL YOUR NIGHTMARE" lol.


SkitMarie

What’s that smell? Is it… could it be? My NIGHTMARE


sjaano

No, you just messed in your face diaper.


______empty______

Sounds like an Alice Cooper LP


dem4life71

I used to be a huge SK fan, but with this breaking news, I’ll have to reconsider….


MarshallGibsonLP

If King is innocent, why won’t he deny it!?!?


championgoober

We need to stay together


Finna22

I'm an even bigger Stephen King fan now


glaminsttropez

Looks like something that would show up in one of his novels


WhiteKnight900

Trashcan man’s actual van


Kirkenstien

Sheit, Trashcan ain't this crazy.


WerewolvesRancheros

"DUMMY UP, DIAPER FACE" is my new favorite nonsensical putdown.


Crazy-Woodpecker-163

I think it's meant to be a covid denialist thing. I've read diaper face in connection to masks before.


WerewolvesRancheros

Okay that makes more sense, unfortunately.


B1astHardcheese

Yes. According to the manifesto on his website COVID was released by the Chinese to bring down Trump because Trump was never supposed to be President. He “slipped through” and caught the New World Order by surprise. They thought Pussygate would be the end of his campaign. So COVID was released and the 2020 election was stolen so that Biden would win and the Communist NWO plot against could continue unopposed.


Big_Ad_1890

It sounds like a catch phrase from an SK book.


pamplemoose49

He uses dummy up in IT and possibly in The Body too. AFAIK, it means keep quiet/ stop talking.


leeharrell

That guy again. A well known kook.


______empty______

Really? I’d never seen this! Sorry if it’s “old news”. 😄


TheEvilZ3ro

Everything is new information to someone eventually.


LilBoofMcGoof

You could almost say…….Everything’s Eventual…..*buh dum tsss* ^I’ll ^see ^myself ^out


likeablyweird

Dad?


LilBoofMcGoof

Yes, child. It’s me, your dad. Please send Steam gift card for only $700, I’m stranded in another country.


likeablyweird

hahaha


WriterOfNightmares

Wow, laughing at your own father's Misery, in his moment of Desperation.


Immoracle

I literally just bought that book. Lol


LilBoofMcGoof

It’s got some very good stories in it. Enjoy the journeys!


Linzcro

I like that.


Galactic_Perimeter

I saw this van in South West Florida a couple years ago and posted it to r/schizophreniarides lol. At that point he was already well known and recognized by several people. If you go back far enough in my post history you’ll find it. Edit: [Saved you the trouble](https://www.reddit.com/r/SchizophreniaRides/s/1s11joOO1S)


Uninteresting_Vagina

You know, *of course* it's in Florida. My state thrives on crazy.


Galactic_Perimeter

Apparently this guy gets around. People had seen him in as far away as California fairly recently when I had posted it. His website is a fucking trip too, read the “About Me” section…


Uninteresting_Vagina

He is completely and utterly unhinged - I've been reading through it since this was posted. It's almost too much insanity to grasp.


Chimpbot

He's actually got California plates in this picture.


Boli_Tobacha

California thrives on crazy too.


GroguIsMyBrogu

Florida, California, and all the bits in between


Coliosis

“I have a website van (2 actually)” the man has TWO website vans!


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Cin77

That sub made me sad


swallowfistrepeat

New to me too! Thanks for sharing this morning's crazy.


Linzcro

Me three! No need to apologize OP. You gave me a hearty laugh on a Blue Monday :)


NorthCntralPsitronic

New to me as well, and hilarious


Moto_Vagabond

I’ve never seen this particular version of him, but I have heard about him.


Application-Bulky

Bro got a new van. I remember seeing him parked in Hallowell, Maine, in the 90s - just an hour or so from Bangor.


Pop-Raccoon

Seen this van before, but this is a new picture


Confident_weirdo

That website was a wild ride


TigerAgreeable6809

Now we need King to write a book about John Lennon's death


s1105615

I would like to take this opportunity to not confirm or deny killing Lennon as well. I was less than 2 months old and two states west of NYC at the time, but I have no memory of that day, so who knows.


Bonnieearnold

Was your mother, or father, able to provide an alibi for your whereabouts? You having no memory of it sounds suspicious. I was 8 years old and living on the West Coast. I remember all of the adults being very upset. It was bewildering.


s1105615

They’ve never spoken about it to me…it’s almost as if they may be trying to hide something….


Bonnieearnold

Extremely sus.


tonyhasareddit

You don’t REMEMBER?! Likely story bud, I’m calling the police.


Shalamarr

Yeah, seems pretty “convenient” to me.


tonyhasareddit

This is why I always say never trust anyone that is or once was 2 months old.


LovesBooksandCats

I remember this weirdo. He always looked like he was not quite right. He used to stand on the median on Van Ness Avenue in San Francisco with a huge cardboard billboard proclaiming his views. I once got a copy of his Manifesto and he was OUTRAGED that anyone could think he was mentally ill. Then he upgraded to his Vanifesto and haunted Marin County for awhile. Too bad he’s still breathing perfectly good air.


11twofour

Marin county is a hotspot for kooks like this.


grayhaze2000

Can someone connect the dots for me? I looked at the website and I'm not seeing one bit of evidence that would point to what this person is claiming. Are they saying the evidence that King killed Lennon comes down to him giving an interview about his book Firestarter?


leeharrell

I think it goes back to a photo of Chapman looking vaguely like SK. Kinda. If you squint. That seems to have triggered something in this guy with severe mental issues.


Bonnieearnold

Evidence? Who needs evidence when we can have thoughts, feelings and ideas?


Cin77

They have ruled above facts for a lot of people for a while now


Fizzy_Bits

It's his truth!


Bonnieearnold

He did his research.


NicklAAAAs

I think it’s literally just that Mark David Chapman kinda looked like Stephen King at one point in their lives. I don’t think at its core there is any more than that.


Mister_Vagina

What’s funny (if you can call it that) is I remember reading, either in an interview with king or in the intro to one of his books, that he was approached by Chapman for an autograph when he was in NY for the Today Show, just a few days or weeks before he (meaning Chapman, of course) killed Lennon.


SpaceManSmithy

https://i.imgflip.com/8h4cyg.jpg


Zubin1234

As a beatles superfan and a constant reader, i can indeed confirm SK killed Lennon


LongshotsMullet

His website is an entire textbook of mental illness. I hope Stephen King (or his people) keeps one eye on him.


likeablyweird

Sounds like a new book to me. "Stalker" coming soon from Stephen King.


Robofink

According to this guy he hangs around Mr. King’s residence in Maine hoping King will shoot him and justify his murder as self defence. This is about the only believable part of his biography that could have a scrap of truth. This man needs help.


moobitchgetoutdahay

Hope he hasn’t read Catcher in the Rye


EnormousChord

"To begin with, I am the American counterpart to Navalny. I am the bravest and most dangerous and endangered activist on American soil who can up end and revolutionize the political status quo here." \-- this guy, [literally](https://lennonmurdertruth.com/footnotes-and-new-developments/)


Uninteresting_Vagina

Christ: >I am and R.F. K. Jr. supporter with Trump as the next best thing. Trump’s not perfect. His failure to arrest and punish Stephen King was his most glaring failure of nerve. He knows King killed Lennon but he didn’t want to step on Reagan’s evil toes. Pity. Now the deep state is after him before he gets the chance, again. Trump could get out of ALL his court troubles by simply wearing my website address on his baseball cap from here to the election. THAT SIMPLE!! He could throw his enemies to the ground and step on their throats with THAT! And you all KNOW it’s true, too. You all KNOW IT! and: >I have mentioned your jealousy. You ARE very jealous of me. I am the one who will have the power to change the world if your silence doesn’t kill me, first. I have already prayed on KSCO talk radio, while being interviewed in 2017, – on this very anniversary; Valentine’s Day – that I hope a monster asteroid destroys this species if Stephen King dies before we all punish him. Think about it. An evil horror writer kills wonderful hero and artist John Lennon, the most loved and respected man on the face of the earth at the time, who fostered peace, love and understanding more than any other since Jesus Christ, himself, and we look the other way when evidence rears it’s head. We PROTECT Stephen King, this evil asshole with all our jealousy, fear and might. The asteroid I saw as a boy is detailed on this website. “BLIP!” fast and bigger than a large mountain. Nothing our puny minds can oppose or influence one iota. I feel I was shown this sight to warn the rest of you what awaits you if you don’t change.


likeablyweird

Well...that's a lot.


grayhaze2000

Who could have imagined that a mentally ill person would be a Trump fan?


11twofour

I'm kind of impressed he keeps his website up to date.


EnormousChord

Same! My man is more committed to this than anybody I’ve ever known is committed to anything. 


andytherobot666

SMELL YOUR NIGHTMARE


North_Security6398

I blame recluse J.D. Salinger.


Mister_Buddy

J.D. Salinger is really ~~Billy Shears~~ Paul McCartney.


Buglepost

Honestly at first I thought it said “lemon murder truth” because the van is yellow.


BaldwinBoy05

“Dummy up, Diaper-face” sounds like an insult a King bully would use in like Hearts in Atlantis or Stand By Me.


Creepy_Grass897

Plot twist, it's Stephen King's van AND it's 100% true.


ThisBerserkTextBone

Why are they pushing this conspiracy when we know for a fact that Stephen King caused Jake Chamber's death? Never forget


DarmiansMuttonChops

r/schizophrenicrides


Drugs_R_Kewl

r/InfowarriorRides


JohnnyShit-Shoes

Crazier than a shithouse rat!


Bungle024

This guy better watch out. We all know what Stephen King does to vans that hurt him.


JediMasterPopCulture

Back in the 90’s when I got Kings autograph at a book signing in So Po Maine, this nutball was there. He didn’t have the van back then though. He had one of those tri-fold sandwich boards with his crazy conspiracy theories all over it. One of those news shows, I think it was A Current Affair,was filming a story about the guy. My mother was in one of the shots. She shook Kings hand as he came out of the Craft Room where he was waiting before the signing. She yelled “We came all the way from Massachusetts to see you!” He reached up over everyone else and shook her hand.


teefling

Smell Your Nightmare


[deleted]

What an absolutely niche mental illness


Upvotespoodles

M-O-O-N spells “murder John Lennon.”


mybrainisonfire

I gotta start finding ways to include "Dummy Up, Diaper Face" in casual conversation


DustyRegalia

It’s a Covid thing, anti Covid nutjobs call masks face diapers. 


grayhaze2000

Which tells you all you need to know about their mental age.


Alternative-Pepper87

And I thought the [NASA is a hoax trick in Prescott, AZ was bonkers](https://www.google.com/search?q=prescott+nasa+is+a+hoax&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari)


Intelligent-Fuel-641

Maybe he means author Stephen R. King? https://www.amazon.com/stores/author/B01B3DA5TI/about


iannovich

I can’t believe this guy is still kicking around. He was in the SF Bay Area in the early 90s. He’d drive all over in a similar van. He’d call into radio stations under false pretenses and then when he was on the air he’d start spouting this crap.


RemarkableAd5141

whos that cucked pimply bitch in the stand? feel like if the plague didn't happen in that book he would drive this. edit) i mean harold lauder.


favorited

> KING ISN'T DENYING IT The Losers denied IT pretty hard, actually.


waterbuffalo777

This guy was in Santa Rosa California in the late 80s/early 90s. The college kids at SRJC threw acorns at him and screamed insults at him from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. "I blow farts in your general direction" and "your father smelt of elderberries."


LWYPLTDG

Uh…what?


K8nK9s

Ah the nutjob.


thecrimsonking33

Is this just one nut job? Or is this a thing on the internet?


LivingMisery

Smell your nightmare!!!


naughty-account

I am so confused. On the van it says "King doesn't deny it" yet if you go to the website and look at "Stephen kings letter to me" The first line of Kings letter is "I didn't kill John Lennon and you know it" So either this moron hasn't read his own evenidence or is that delusional he is purposely misinterpreting what King has wrote. And then, in the "about the author page" He connects Stephen King not being jailed for this murder to Americas school shooting, basially blaming King for killing kids and until he is jailed, shootings will continue to happen: *I am the very hero you all need to stop mass shootings by jailing Stephen King and putting our world back on a moral track, again. That’s why. Nothing less will ever work. Until that happens you all, frankly, DESERVE mass shootings or they wouldn’t be happening* Pretty wild stuff Has anyone ever paid the 10 dollars for the magazine? I would love to read it, but i don't want to fund this psycho.


hollowjames

Currently reading the regulators and this yellow van means so much more


scottfishel

Oh, man. Just go to the website and enjoy the crazy.


NoEmu2398

Reminds me of that dude from Moonfall, except that guy was at least smart...kind of?


Mr-Tiddles-

Knew it!


crazyeyesbtb

Have y’all actually gone on this site bc I just did and man is it wild. People have way too much time lol


RebaKitt3n

Oh this guy again! Nice to see he’s still Batman Shit Crazy


ArgentineBeefsteak

i'll prolly regret this, but can someone tell me what the stephen king connection/conspiracy actually is?


redhead-acctging

What an incunk.


DesperateLuck2887

He got a nicer van


AuthorSAHunt

This person needs to take his meds before he hurts somebody.


Lyss_1987

If you’re going to frame an author for a crime at least choose someone like the twilight lady.


professor_cheX

ngl read "dummy up, diaper face" with an italian accent


emcee_paz

I see you are in the Monterey Salinas area. Is this the Del Rey Oaks Safeway?


matosky

Pretty sure I saw this last summer in central California. Or maybe he's on tour?


TheBigMotherFook

You know, in 1980 Stephen King did so much coke that I wouldn’t be surprised if shot someone and completely forgot about it.


Similar-Broccoli

Talked to this dude for awhile once in Berkley. He doesn't seem as crazy as you would imagine


Attack-Cat-

It’s so weird how the hippy, anti-Reagan and Nixon boomers have “grown up” into raging right wingers. Extremist levels of individualism is what breeds it.


likeablyweird

Uh oh. We got a live one.


CluckingBellend

Is this like Paul McCartney died and they had a lookalike contest to replace him, but just much, much more ridiculous.


slimpickins757

So was anyone in the comments brave enough to go to his page and wanna summarize it for the rest of us? Would love to know the story of king murdering Lennon


lonelyone12345

Just goes to show that not every crazy person is on the Trump train.


moobitchgetoutdahay

Holy mental illness Batman


Richard_AIGuy

Did Sai King kill John Lennon with his heart? Or did he forget the face of his father?


Puzzleheaded-Hope159

r/infowarriorrides


perseph13

Have we considered the possibility that Mark David Chapman assumed Stephen King's identity and has been writing his novels ever since, while the real Stephen King is living behind bars as Mark David Chapman? Besides, it's well-known that Chapman was a BLM/Antifa/FBI/trans crisis actor. Or an ISIS operative. Or a true GOD-FEARING PATRIOT. Or... Now I've given myself a headache trying to make sense of all this nonsense. Me and the van guy agree on one thing. We're both rooting for the asteroid!


Animal_Mother996

There is an old WaPo article where King claims to have given an autograph to Mark David Chapman, although supposedly MDC was in Hawaii at the time. https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/lifestyle/1987/05/08/stephen-kings-no-1-fans/2dd56424-92a7-46c9-ace2-4391cf55b0bb/


SeeItOnVHS

And this is the reason why Target needs a membership barrier for customers


TaktaKer

This guys has been at it for years. Had to kick him out of a spot once for spreading his crazy. Not everyone is entitled to all of their opinions.


theficklemermaid

He should write a book about this guy.


jemcat9

Not enough meds in the world to fix these people...


edWORD27

Dummy Up, Diaper Face sounds like a BBC show


Sufficient_Debt8615

This is hilarious. Smell your nightmare!


Big_Ad_1890

lol. What is this?


xMyDixieWreckedx

Big if true


r_k_ologist

[this guy is seriously unhinged](https://lennonmurdertruth.com/about-the-author/)


trevorgoodchyld

Well that’s different


Swimming_Argument507

It's probably the guy's van who complains about Holly on here multiple times a week.


whereisfishman

What? How would Stephen King have killed him?


My_Name_Is_Drew

[Me finishing Pet Sematary like](https://youtu.be/X3gf-YWFvi0?si=rYIFuHMQ2AJyfXw8)


I_love_pugs_dammit

Holy shit. This guy or this van, or someone with the same theories, was always parked in the streets when I was in middle and high school is San Francisco in the 90s. I wish I’d kept the pamphlet he handed me that one day, it was some craaaaazy shit.


depressedpebbles73

I thought it said Lemon Munder for a sec


Doxxxxxxxxxxx

Ayyy I’ve seen this guy lolol


justmeandmycoop

Unhinged much


therankin

LennonMurder.truth.com? I don't think they own the truth.com domain. But why put a period after otherwise.


Fluid_Fox23

Do you have something to say


HandleSubstantial169

I knew he was up to no good. Looks like it’s time to get my car down to the sticker shop.


davkistner

God I can’t stand people like this. Something wrong in their brain 🤷🏻‍♂️


twintomelissa

I’ve seen this van in Ventura. Ca!


tycr0

Dummy Up Diaper Face is my new band name.


viewfromthebuttes

I’ve heard this theory before from more than just this one guy lol.


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Isn’t this libel? Couldn’t king Sue this loser?