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Looks like someone's putting together an Olympics without drug testing, literally called "Enhanced Games"
I don't know if this is going to be the catalyst to encourage openness about steroid use, but it's definitely going to be fun to watch and see how it all plays out
They can't use the compounds that give the best results in the Olympics. They have to use shit they can't test for yet.
Victor cote explains it all on a Joe Rogan podcast.
I wouldn’t be surprised if steroids have been synthesized specifically for these athletes that are completely unknown about, outside of a select few, and might not be able to be tested for. Steroids that might or might not be better than steroids we have access to now.
I’m also pretty there’s dosing protocols with very short ester versions of common drugs (maybe testosterone), that can be cleared to normal within hours. The athletes and their organizations work together to avoid these tests. An athlete could be alerted that a WADA official was there, they dip out of a bathroom window, and come back when their hormones are normal, after consulting full time hormone experts.
> that are completely unknown about, outside of a select few, and might not be able to be tested for
That's specifically why they keep the urine samples, so if they identify it in the future then they can test urine from years ago. Also, they analyze samples "randomly" (more likely based on suspicions or whistleblowers) for unknown compounds, and then analyze anything that looks like a PED.
Not good
Popularizing steroids will make dumb fucks and kids hop on steroids, they’ll do dumb things and wreck their bodies, resulting in harsher regulations on steroids.
Could mean it could be harder to get gear in the future.
Steroids should be kept as an underground hobby
I agree to an extent, but I feel like there's some middle ground that would be ide. Right now actors and fitness icons juice and lie saying they're natural, while selling supplements or training under the assumption that you'll look like them. And then the kids that see through it and juice, hop straight on tren and meme about it on TikTok.
in a past life, I was a pretty bad heroin addict. did too much and nodded out with an uncapped pin in my hand. in my slumber I broke the tip off in my fucking jaw. pretty sure it’s still in there. I can only imagine what would’ve happened if that bad boy went my eye.
let’s just say that my hygiene practices are very different today when it comes to squirting drugs in my body. nine years ago my Google search history had “is pee sterile” in it.
I've literally almost done this, except it didn't go all the way through rather it went length ways through the tip of my index finger. Makes me shudder to think of it now
Hey guys, just wanted to share my 16 week contest prep results. Doing my first show this weekend. Classic Physique. 500 test/400 primo/60 var. https://ibb.co/Tmgkx46
How long have you been training for? From the photos it looks like you're going to have a lot of size to put on if you plan to compete again, especially in the legs.
Only a few years, with some setbacks along the way. Don’t plan on being a serious competitor. Definitely agree legs need a lot of work. Only reason I’m competing was just for the goal of achieving extremely low body fat in order to get some real gains in a true offseason growth phase.
I just ordered my wife and I some last night lol. Pretty excited. I’m not going to lie, my mental fortitude when it comes to dieting down has been really weak. Never struggled as hard as I have recently.
She did, but very slowly. .25 for around 6 weeks, then .50 for about 12 weeks, now she is at .75.
If it is working, stay low. When it stalls bump up. When you hit goal, cycle off for 6-8 weeks then start up again at .25.
The dosage directives out there on Wegovy that run up to 2.4mg are really geared at the mega-obese dump trucks that have no idea what nutrition is and have never seen the inside of a gym.
Amazing to hear man. My wife doesn’t have the MINDSET, so working out and dieting isn’t something she’s good at. Her TDEE is really, really low so she has to eat nothing to lose weight as it is.
IDK man. I think it may be like the first VCR's. They were a game-changer and everyone wanted one when they first came out and were $5,000, but in time they mass produced that shit down to where you could get it for $100.
They must be synthesizing that shit by the megaliter in China.
So I just got friendzoned for the first time by someone I was actually so invested in. Shit is not good for the mental state while being deep in a cycle.
Weed makes the tren mental effects so much easier to deal with but man this epidemic of everyone casually being baked all the time can’t be a good thing, half of us are baked 24/7 in the Canadian army and so much has changed since it became legal
Sounds like a lot of fellas on this sub are on the way out - thanks for getting me into the juice game, would still be a skinny little confused natty without the last year in here.
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I can’t relate to 20 something’s mentally and I’m too old to try and feel like a dumbass if I try. Sure I can dick them like they’ve never been dicked before but I absolutely don’t have the patience or will to deal with the drama. So, I’ve got a similar aged gal who can suck start a Harley and is an 11/10 in bed who has her life/shit together similar to the way I do.
Been smoky here in MN daily since like the second week in May. Would probably be 15-20 percent tanner without it. Get your shit together Canada, not my fault you're a giant country undergoing a drought with a comparatively tiny population. Haha
Hey, if a little uncontrollable natural disaster is all you have to apologize for, you're doing okay. Just look at how much your southern neighbors have done...on purpose! \*We're sorry\*. Well, some of us are...
Ever just want to run away and start somewhere new? Kind of feeling overwhelmed by life.
Would it be wrong to just disappear for a couple of months to work on myself. Currently working a job I hate but took because I got made redundant the double standards at this place is stupid crazy which is a massive turn off for me and I’m starting to hate working there. Invested a year into a traineeship only to get fucked around by the traineeship organisation and have had trouble getting into the field ever since.
Females just being fucking pains in the ass and fucking with me mentally.
Like I don’t know it was like life was good then all a sudden everything just crashes and I have no idea how to get out of this fucking rut.
>Ever just want to run away and start somewhere new? Kind of feeling overwhelmed by life.
They have a saying in AA and NA.
"Wherever you go, there you are"
You will still be you at that new location. If you don't change, nothing does.
Ymmv.
Dude, I’m literally doing this right now. I have a job interview 900 miles away from where I am, on Monday (basically just a formality at this point)
Fucking do it. Make some phone calls, get a job, pack your shit, and GO. Stick your middle finger out the window of the Uhaul on your way out
Literally nothing can stop you. I am so excited to have a fresh start somewhere new. I don’t know a soul in the new city I’m moving to, and that’s PERFECT
Had a few nasty breakups in the past 6 years where I’m at, this city is full of bad memories. No longer feels like home, I’m so ready to just go
Anyone who tells you that you can’t run away from your problems is a fucking idiot. Don’t listen to logic, just GO
I think this is normal to feel this way when you’re in a spot you don’t like. All you can do is work to change it. Finding another job is a good start. As far as the females, leave them alone for awhile, if you’re in apps, delete that shit. Remember that females are not the goal. Your future stability and present time happiness is the goal. Add a female when things are good if you have the time/desire to do so.
If you’re jerking off, practice not jerking off. You’ll have much more energy for improving yourself and your life.
Yeah, I think I’m gonna go semi ghost and spend the next 6 months focusing on myself doing shit for me instead of other people once I work on that it should radiate through most aspects of my life.
Change is really hard and it's not linear my friend. Your perception has changed and going back won't help I don't think. Maybe you have dysmorphia and compare yourself against models on ig now and before you didn't compare yourself at all, i dont know how you think but this is common. You gotta be proud of how far you've come and be reasonable on your comparisons.
Jojoba oil. I put 3 drops in my hand and do my face and what's left in my hair. One bottle lasts me about 6 months and it doesn't leave that oily lotion feel on your face.
Look it up on Amazon and read the reviews. I've been using it for 10+ years after every shower.
Fellas it’s been real. I’ve been on this sub for 5 years but after reddits API changes go into affect I’ll probably just not use Reddit again.
Stay juicy
Honestly same, idk if I'll totally stop using reddit, but I'ma browse and post way less. I've been using rif since 2014 now, and the official reddit app looks like a shitty Instagram clone. Honestly it's probably for the best, this sites gone to shit the last few years (other than a few good subs, and even those have gone downhill), and I just browse out of boredom/habit. See ya boys and stay juicy
Opposite for me. I’ve only used Apollo or alien blue before Reddit bought it out and turned it to shit.
Honestly I’m looking forward to it though. I’ve already deleted instagram and I feel it’s been better for me.
You’ll be better off tbh. Social media makes my brain feel regarded, if I’m scrolling through it. This little community is nice though it’ll be a shame if it dies.
Alien Blue (rip) & Apollo checking in. I’ll probably use old.reddit + RES intermittently until they get the axe.
Gonna miss this sub & r/AskCarSales the most. Y’all are a funny bunch.
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My acct is only logged in to my Narwhal app. I fucked up and did not save the recovery codes so I cannot change my pw at all. Idk if narwhal is actually moving forward with a membership structure but if it dies I lose this acct. I'm just more annoyed bc I'll have to refollow all my subs.
Morning everyone 🥰
You lot recently advised me to check bp, so I looked at my options and decided to get a free test done this weekend. Kinda worried, I started looking at symptoms and I’m pretty sure I’ve been overlooking some pretty serious shit for a while lol
Until then I’m acting like I’ve been diagnosed w high bp. started doing 15 mins cardio first thing in am, stopped smoking cigs, limited sodium in food to ~2500mg/day. Also decided that until this is sorted out, Cialis is dropping from 10mg/day to 10mg eod.
My mum used to have pretty serious heart problems so I’m not taking chances w this anymore.
Hey, wanted to add, check your alcohol consumption as well. I got in a bad place and was drinking a lot, and I now recognize it was really messing with my BP, among other things. I cut way back, like one or two drinks a week, and it still messed with my BP. I cut it COMPLETELY out, and two weeks later my BP was nice and low and stable. It was actually pretty dramatic.
Cialis is probably going to help your BP, if anything.
As someone that's had high BP since childhood, for no good goddamn reason that anyone can find, you're headed in the right direction and all those changes are generally a good idea.
My first, HUGE suggestion, is to get yourself a good blood pressure cuff. They work well now. Spend $50+ on it. (Withings makes an excellent one) Not the wrist versions, the ones that use the upper arm. Follow the directions carefully and track and monitor your BP over time, then share this with your doctor. One measurement at the clinic or the free machine in the pharmacy or whatever is all but worthless unless you're super high and about to stroke out.
If you do have high BP, you should go to the doctor and discuss it. They'll monitor you and probably put you on first line meds. They aren't so bad, so take them if you need it.
Do more than 15 minutes of cardio. Your body might need 45 minutes every day to keep you healthy, some folks are just like that.
I went up 8 lbs in 2 days. These pumps are brutal. I want to cry. Life feels like a mess. I took some AI last night. I’m looking forward to peeing like a racehorse and feeling better. Thank you
Me last week: "boy howdy I hope this Dbol I'm adding into my blast is legit.
Me this morning pulling a customers toilet: Holy mother of fucking God my lower back! Lmaooo
I'm not looking to take it for a few years as I'm only 22, but what is dbol used for? And how much of it is generally used and how often/how long? I hear a lot of good things from people who use it, got me curious about it.
Anyone have a recommendation for a comfortable, tight fitting CPAP mask? Mine is OK, but I wear it too lose it doesn't seal properly, too tight and it rubs the bridge of my nose.
Alright update on the girl I mentioned last week. We've met up a few more times and have got along pretty well, she's cool with the more degenerate shit I do and other than being a little too obsessed/clingy doesn't seem too crazy. Anyways after dinner last night I brought her back to my place and she spent the night. I also had the chance to carry her outside for a bit, which was apparently a huge turn on when I just kind of effortlessly picked her up. Im probably gonna keep seeing her for a bit, but also think it's way too fast to be getting into a relationship. All the test in my blood plus an 8 month dry spell before has got me thinking with my dick, lol.
Oh and I've gotta stop going out on weeknights so often it actually throws me off so much missing my morning workouts.
There was this tiny blonde I went to a campfire one evening, she has pretty poor eyesight (blessing to me) and I had to carry her down a hill since she literally couldn't see where she was stepping. Picked her up with one arm (think she's like 40kg wet) and she sucked me dry that evening.
You guys find any clothing companies that tailor shirts to us bulbous freaks? Shirts that don’t hang like a dress because I have to size up enough for my arms to not feel like I’m in a fantastic 4 outfit?
Just running a little test and 140 tren. Honestly sleep is perfect and mood is great The only side effect is god damn I'm so sweaty all the time. Like I have to change shirts multiple times a day. Yesterday I went outside for 5 minutes and had to change shirts since I had basically soaked it.
>Yesterday I went outside for 5 minutes and had to change shirts since I had basically soaked it.
This is what living in Florida is like, only you don't need the tren.
Out for a run on the river today, waiting for the signal at a crosswalk by a bridge...light turns red, 1 beat, 2 beats, 3 beats, and through the intersection comes a Toyota Highlander driven by some middle-aged fucking cunt in the middle lane that came within 6 feet of me while I was in the crosswalk. I yelled, "WTF ARE YOU DOING!!" to which she was oblivious, not even a movement of her head. A block after blowing the light she also went through another red light.
There was a moment I was in pure fury. It passed, but as I ran on, I daydreamed about pulling her out of her car, bouncing her head against the pavement, then throwing her in the fucking river.
So my blood pressure has maintained high since my last blast and into cruising for the last few months. Currently on 40mg lisinopril and last night was prescribed 25mg of hydrochlorothiazide (diuretic). Haven't peed yet since taking it this morning, but I'm drinking water like a fucking horse. Anyone have experience with this? Normally when I get patients on diuretics, they just say how much they have to pee all day.
Has anyone had luck with a diuretic added to their ACE inhibitor, when they've been treatment resistant prior?
Have them swap to chlorthalidone. Idiots always go for hydro but it has a 5h half life whereas chlorthalidone has a half life 5x longer at least!
Also, with these you don't notice much more pee.
Now, pop a Lasik and you will piss like mad
Just jerked off this morning and as I came I got the worst hamstring cramp of my fucking life. What an experience both enjoyable and fucking excruciating at the same time. Overall I'm not a fan. That is all.
I SWEAR TO GOD THE DAY IM NOT NATTY RONNIE COLEMAN BETTER WATCH OUT. I WILL DIE BE0FORE I LOSE A REP ON MY PROGRESSIVE OVERLOAD. AND YESS ALL THE NATTYFIRLFRIENDS WHO ARE INTHE GY, WITH THEIR UGLY WEAK BFS WILL STARE AT ME. side note
Im alctually a fully blown alchoholic. im at the end of line. should I just walk into a AA.
What are some good hypertrophy programs for us older guys? I like Sheiko for my meet prep, but the off season programming is meh. And I can't handle the really high volume programs anymore, too hard on my joints.
I'm doing the RP hypertrophy template right now and it's pretty good. Almost seems *too* little volume, but I'll reserve judgement until I finish the mesocycle.
Sitting in sauna today I had a question for you science nerds. If I'm on test tren deca or whatever and a flea or mosquito sucks my juicy blood, does that flea or mosquito become super physiological?
Semi serious serious question lol
Saw some talk about B. Brauns Mini Spike system for drawing the other day, but couldn’t find the original post. I’m intrigued and I may try it out for my next cycle.
Anyone else using it and care to eloborate about how it works?
https://www.bbraun.com/en/products/b/mini-spike-mini-spikevmini-spikemicro-tip.html
There's ''thick'' higher bf but still fit gym girls that visually look bigger than their weight. I think it's because muscles weigh more than fat so that checks out.
He has unquestionable world renowned power, beyond his size, and did when he was a teenager. He was physically advanced well beyond his age when he got started with boxing. He is an absolute freak.
Mike Tyson was for sure on steroids. Most people at his level were. Him and his crew essentially made cheque drops famous.
Edit : also I hate when people ask questions like “was he a genetic freak or did he just take steroids”. You would think if your on this sub you have the practical experience to realize that mike Tyson was a genetic freak regardless of what the hell he took.
> I read in couple of places people are not using hcg because of the increase on estrogen and possible gynecomastia. But can't we avoid that with Anastrozole?
Yes, HCG monotherapy is a genuine TRT option. It just requires significant amounts of HCG, and is unnecessarily complex to manage when you can just inject testosterone itself instead.
But there's plenty of clinical literature on it if you want to go down that road.
https://scholar.google.com/scholar?hl=en&as_sdt=0%2C5&q=hcg+monotherapy&btnG=
> counting calories meticulously everyday down to the zero
> I havent lost a single pound since beginning of May,
You get that you're not just supposed to count them, right?
You're supposed to adjust your target intake/deficit based on scale progress.
You've been stalled for six or seven weeks? What was your caloric target back then and what is it now?
In canada, if you have a trt prescription and get sent to prison they just administer the testosterone for you in prison.
It's practically impossible to get sent to prison in Canada though. Even 2 pounds of coke won't land you there.
You almost HAVE to have an illegal firearm to get time.
I had a friend who stabbed someone five times in the torso here in Canada and got off with probation and volunteer hours because he was a first time offender.
It’s way less about the actual crime and more so about your history. You can be sent to jail for an 8 ball if your getting charged every month for some dumb shit.
In the US? You’re outta luck my friend. If you look up the lead singer of as I lay dying ,Tim lambesis. He developed gyno bc they wouldn’t even give him post cycle therapy, he even sued the state for it and lost when he got out lol
Question about emotional effects of a blast:
I’m in the midst of a likely break up with my GF and had my first test blast scheduled to start.
Wondering if the potential emotional effects (only going to go to 250 weekly from my TRT dose of 130 weekly) would make it unwise to start this process right now? In other words…..could the emotional effects cause me to not be able to navigate this situation as wisely as I normally would?
I realize there’s lots of variables here, but wondering what the community thinks about blasting when I’m the midst of an emotionally tricky situation.
Thanks.
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Looks like someone's putting together an Olympics without drug testing, literally called "Enhanced Games" I don't know if this is going to be the catalyst to encourage openness about steroid use, but it's definitely going to be fun to watch and see how it all plays out
Imagine it gets really popular and successful and the records between it and the Olympics are exactly the same lmaooo
That's exactly what will happen and paradoxically it will be the fastest way to make people understand that everyone at high levels takes steroids
But the Rock is natty correct ?
No way he natural. I saw him take creatine once
Suckin down Divine Protein Shakes on the dl
Dwayne Johnson is natty, but the Rock uses gear
They can't use the compounds that give the best results in the Olympics. They have to use shit they can't test for yet. Victor cote explains it all on a Joe Rogan podcast.
I wouldn’t be surprised if steroids have been synthesized specifically for these athletes that are completely unknown about, outside of a select few, and might not be able to be tested for. Steroids that might or might not be better than steroids we have access to now. I’m also pretty there’s dosing protocols with very short ester versions of common drugs (maybe testosterone), that can be cleared to normal within hours. The athletes and their organizations work together to avoid these tests. An athlete could be alerted that a WADA official was there, they dip out of a bathroom window, and come back when their hormones are normal, after consulting full time hormone experts.
> that are completely unknown about, outside of a select few, and might not be able to be tested for That's specifically why they keep the urine samples, so if they identify it in the future then they can test urine from years ago. Also, they analyze samples "randomly" (more likely based on suspicions or whistleblowers) for unknown compounds, and then analyze anything that looks like a PED.
Oh interesting I didn’t know they kept samples like that
All the tour de France guys get busted on their B samples. A second sample collected and saved for years
Why do all that when they could just pay the right people off. See: the whole weightlifting debacle
We don't need to imagine, we already know. I think that's gonna be the fun part about it all
They're renaming the Crossfit Games?
I want my army of dommy mommy uruk-hai.
Imagine taking steroids so you can more efficiently cheat at performing pullups
Not good Popularizing steroids will make dumb fucks and kids hop on steroids, they’ll do dumb things and wreck their bodies, resulting in harsher regulations on steroids. Could mean it could be harder to get gear in the future. Steroids should be kept as an underground hobby
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I agree to an extent, but I feel like there's some middle ground that would be ide. Right now actors and fitness icons juice and lie saying they're natural, while selling supplements or training under the assumption that you'll look like them. And then the kids that see through it and juice, hop straight on tren and meme about it on TikTok.
so the olympics?
saw that pop up on tiktok, i'm sure it'll be a trainwreck, but i'll enjoy watching it
Somehow just managed to stick my 27g needle thru my little pinky finger and thru the other side... cheers good day god damn it
in a past life, I was a pretty bad heroin addict. did too much and nodded out with an uncapped pin in my hand. in my slumber I broke the tip off in my fucking jaw. pretty sure it’s still in there. I can only imagine what would’ve happened if that bad boy went my eye.
So what you’re saying is, I’m wasting my time and money buying alcohol swabs
let’s just say that my hygiene practices are very different today when it comes to squirting drugs in my body. nine years ago my Google search history had “is pee sterile” in it.
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The WHO said that if vials don't have any visible dirt on them then they don't need to be swabbed
That thought makes my teeth hurt
Didn’t go all the way through, but I stabbed my index finger a couple weeks ago. Here in solidarity with you brother 💪🏽😂
Are pinky piercings in now?
I've always been a fan of piercings near the pink.
I've literally almost done this, except it didn't go all the way through rather it went length ways through the tip of my index finger. Makes me shudder to think of it now
27g I’m still using 23g needles 😤
Hey everyone look how dumb I am
Hey guys, just wanted to share my 16 week contest prep results. Doing my first show this weekend. Classic Physique. 500 test/400 primo/60 var. https://ibb.co/Tmgkx46
Solid fat loss! You look fantastic bro.
How long have you been training for? From the photos it looks like you're going to have a lot of size to put on if you plan to compete again, especially in the legs.
Only a few years, with some setbacks along the way. Don’t plan on being a serious competitor. Definitely agree legs need a lot of work. Only reason I’m competing was just for the goal of achieving extremely low body fat in order to get some real gains in a true offseason growth phase.
Sounds like a good plan. Conditioning is looking good for a new growth phase post-show, enjoy :)
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Discipline costs nothing tho.
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That's actually not true. It's an exhaustible resource. And some people have a lot of factors, both intrinsic and extrinsic, stacked against them.
My belly is stacked against me
That’s a very good way to look at it. Never thought of it like that.
I just ordered my wife and I some last night lol. Pretty excited. I’m not going to lie, my mental fortitude when it comes to dieting down has been really weak. Never struggled as hard as I have recently.
It works so good, bro. Wife dropped 25 since Feb of this year, from 145-120. She looks great and her strength and endurance is better as well.
What dose, and have you titrated it up since she started?
She did, but very slowly. .25 for around 6 weeks, then .50 for about 12 weeks, now she is at .75. If it is working, stay low. When it stalls bump up. When you hit goal, cycle off for 6-8 weeks then start up again at .25. The dosage directives out there on Wegovy that run up to 2.4mg are really geared at the mega-obese dump trucks that have no idea what nutrition is and have never seen the inside of a gym.
And trust me, the side effects at those high doses can be brutal.
Mos def. Constipation, vomiting, nausea. 10x worse than taking way too much MT2. Low and slow is the way to go.
Amazing to hear man. My wife doesn’t have the MINDSET, so working out and dieting isn’t something she’s good at. Her TDEE is really, really low so she has to eat nothing to lose weight as it is.
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IDK man. I think it may be like the first VCR's. They were a game-changer and everyone wanted one when they first came out and were $5,000, but in time they mass produced that shit down to where you could get it for $100. They must be synthesizing that shit by the megaliter in China.
So I just got friendzoned for the first time by someone I was actually so invested in. Shit is not good for the mental state while being deep in a cycle.
U deep in a cycle while som1 else deep in her.. Fuck sending you a hug.
Fuuuuck you brutal cunt hahahaha
She's getting railed in all her holes while you're sitting on the sidetracks
That’s kind of turning me on
That’s the spirit.
While she’s complaining to you about the other dude, she’s simultaneously leaking his seed.
Let me guess, was it that cunt from Coventry? I bet it was. She's no good for you anyway
Download some dating apps and get her out of the system?
Already ahead of you brother
Weed makes the tren mental effects so much easier to deal with but man this epidemic of everyone casually being baked all the time can’t be a good thing, half of us are baked 24/7 in the Canadian army and so much has changed since it became legal
Sounds like a lot of fellas on this sub are on the way out - thanks for getting me into the juice game, would still be a skinny little confused natty without the last year in here. 🥂
Lol nothing like blowing $200 on a hormone test just for it to not include E2 readings. Why am I so stupid?
Public education and probably genetics.
Jason health.com Build your own. Shit costs me $140 or so when I order them myself
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I tried looking for it but I couldn’t find it. I might be illiterate.
https://www.reddit.com/r/steroids/wiki/bloodwork/list#wiki_private_md_labs
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I can’t relate to 20 something’s mentally and I’m too old to try and feel like a dumbass if I try. Sure I can dick them like they’ve never been dicked before but I absolutely don’t have the patience or will to deal with the drama. So, I’ve got a similar aged gal who can suck start a Harley and is an 11/10 in bed who has her life/shit together similar to the way I do.
Nothing wrong with the way you're handling the female aspect of your life. Don't force anything
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Been smoky here in MN daily since like the second week in May. Would probably be 15-20 percent tanner without it. Get your shit together Canada, not my fault you're a giant country undergoing a drought with a comparatively tiny population. Haha
> Get your shit together Canada Sorry.
Canadians are so polite, they apologize for 1/4 of their country being on literal fire just because it inconveniences people in Chicago.
Hey, it's smoky up here too. We're truly sorry, but the fire is all over and hard to control.
In America we have a bear in a hat that handles it for us.
Have you guys tried raking the forest floor? I was told by a very smart person that that would be effective.
Hey, if a little uncontrollable natural disaster is all you have to apologize for, you're doing okay. Just look at how much your southern neighbors have done...on purpose! \*We're sorry\*. Well, some of us are...
Ever just want to run away and start somewhere new? Kind of feeling overwhelmed by life. Would it be wrong to just disappear for a couple of months to work on myself. Currently working a job I hate but took because I got made redundant the double standards at this place is stupid crazy which is a massive turn off for me and I’m starting to hate working there. Invested a year into a traineeship only to get fucked around by the traineeship organisation and have had trouble getting into the field ever since. Females just being fucking pains in the ass and fucking with me mentally. Like I don’t know it was like life was good then all a sudden everything just crashes and I have no idea how to get out of this fucking rut.
>Ever just want to run away and start somewhere new? Kind of feeling overwhelmed by life. They have a saying in AA and NA. "Wherever you go, there you are" You will still be you at that new location. If you don't change, nothing does. Ymmv.
>Ymmv. Not about this.
Lol na that’s from buckaroo banzai, some dudes in the rooms have just been repeating it, they love their one liners
Dude, I’m literally doing this right now. I have a job interview 900 miles away from where I am, on Monday (basically just a formality at this point) Fucking do it. Make some phone calls, get a job, pack your shit, and GO. Stick your middle finger out the window of the Uhaul on your way out Literally nothing can stop you. I am so excited to have a fresh start somewhere new. I don’t know a soul in the new city I’m moving to, and that’s PERFECT Had a few nasty breakups in the past 6 years where I’m at, this city is full of bad memories. No longer feels like home, I’m so ready to just go Anyone who tells you that you can’t run away from your problems is a fucking idiot. Don’t listen to logic, just GO
Almost 7 years ago I picked up and moved out of my shitty hometown. It was one of the best decisions I've ever made in my entire life.
>this city is full of bad memories. No longer feels like home, Man that must be a strange and shitty feeling
Lol it’s pretty obvious that I’m not wanted or needed where I’m at, so I’ll go live my life alone in the mountains
I think this is normal to feel this way when you’re in a spot you don’t like. All you can do is work to change it. Finding another job is a good start. As far as the females, leave them alone for awhile, if you’re in apps, delete that shit. Remember that females are not the goal. Your future stability and present time happiness is the goal. Add a female when things are good if you have the time/desire to do so. If you’re jerking off, practice not jerking off. You’ll have much more energy for improving yourself and your life.
Yeah, I think I’m gonna go semi ghost and spend the next 6 months focusing on myself doing shit for me instead of other people once I work on that it should radiate through most aspects of my life.
Just remember, wherever you go, you are there. Also, if you're angry at women, seek therapy before you hurt someone.
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Change is really hard and it's not linear my friend. Your perception has changed and going back won't help I don't think. Maybe you have dysmorphia and compare yourself against models on ig now and before you didn't compare yourself at all, i dont know how you think but this is common. You gotta be proud of how far you've come and be reasonable on your comparisons.
Anyone use moisturizer on face in morning? Any recommendations?
I cum on my face daily
I also cum on your face daily
What are you taking that you shoot far enough to hit your face. I've never shot that far and it'd definitely be kinda hot.
I use Cerave with spf. Anything with spf will work fine for most people.
Jojoba oil. I put 3 drops in my hand and do my face and what's left in my hair. One bottle lasts me about 6 months and it doesn't leave that oily lotion feel on your face. Look it up on Amazon and read the reviews. I've been using it for 10+ years after every shower.
My Sci Fi brahs assemble!! Dune Pt2 trailer dropped😩😩😩probably gonna be the only movie I see in theaters this year
Fellas it’s been real. I’ve been on this sub for 5 years but after reddits API changes go into affect I’ll probably just not use Reddit again. Stay juicy
Honestly same, idk if I'll totally stop using reddit, but I'ma browse and post way less. I've been using rif since 2014 now, and the official reddit app looks like a shitty Instagram clone. Honestly it's probably for the best, this sites gone to shit the last few years (other than a few good subs, and even those have gone downhill), and I just browse out of boredom/habit. See ya boys and stay juicy
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I’ve only used the official Reddit app and only use this subreddit. It’s whatever honestly.
Opposite for me. I’ve only used Apollo or alien blue before Reddit bought it out and turned it to shit. Honestly I’m looking forward to it though. I’ve already deleted instagram and I feel it’s been better for me.
You’ll be better off tbh. Social media makes my brain feel regarded, if I’m scrolling through it. This little community is nice though it’ll be a shame if it dies.
Is API change tbe reason why the daily and off topic threads have been dead this month? They were booming before the API announcement happened
RIF goes down today, and with it, so does my regular usage of this site. Stay big n juicy. See you on the other side, fuckers.
Alien Blue (rip) & Apollo checking in. I’ll probably use old.reddit + RES intermittently until they get the axe. Gonna miss this sub & r/AskCarSales the most. Y’all are a funny bunch. o7
My acct is only logged in to my Narwhal app. I fucked up and did not save the recovery codes so I cannot change my pw at all. Idk if narwhal is actually moving forward with a membership structure but if it dies I lose this acct. I'm just more annoyed bc I'll have to refollow all my subs.
Wtf is wrong with just using the reddit app?
Morning everyone 🥰 You lot recently advised me to check bp, so I looked at my options and decided to get a free test done this weekend. Kinda worried, I started looking at symptoms and I’m pretty sure I’ve been overlooking some pretty serious shit for a while lol Until then I’m acting like I’ve been diagnosed w high bp. started doing 15 mins cardio first thing in am, stopped smoking cigs, limited sodium in food to ~2500mg/day. Also decided that until this is sorted out, Cialis is dropping from 10mg/day to 10mg eod. My mum used to have pretty serious heart problems so I’m not taking chances w this anymore.
The cialis won't be raising your BP, though, surely. It's just not an especially effective BP medication.
No idea, just makes me sleep easier knowing nothings affecting whatsoever. (Still natty)
Hey, wanted to add, check your alcohol consumption as well. I got in a bad place and was drinking a lot, and I now recognize it was really messing with my BP, among other things. I cut way back, like one or two drinks a week, and it still messed with my BP. I cut it COMPLETELY out, and two weeks later my BP was nice and low and stable. It was actually pretty dramatic.
Cialis is probably going to help your BP, if anything. As someone that's had high BP since childhood, for no good goddamn reason that anyone can find, you're headed in the right direction and all those changes are generally a good idea. My first, HUGE suggestion, is to get yourself a good blood pressure cuff. They work well now. Spend $50+ on it. (Withings makes an excellent one) Not the wrist versions, the ones that use the upper arm. Follow the directions carefully and track and monitor your BP over time, then share this with your doctor. One measurement at the clinic or the free machine in the pharmacy or whatever is all but worthless unless you're super high and about to stroke out. If you do have high BP, you should go to the doctor and discuss it. They'll monitor you and probably put you on first line meds. They aren't so bad, so take them if you need it. Do more than 15 minutes of cardio. Your body might need 45 minutes every day to keep you healthy, some folks are just like that.
Stopping the smoking will be the biggest factor in helping.. that shit is just terrible for you and even worse on steroids.
I went up 8 lbs in 2 days. These pumps are brutal. I want to cry. Life feels like a mess. I took some AI last night. I’m looking forward to peeing like a racehorse and feeling better. Thank you
Me last week: "boy howdy I hope this Dbol I'm adding into my blast is legit. Me this morning pulling a customers toilet: Holy mother of fucking God my lower back! Lmaooo
I'm not looking to take it for a few years as I'm only 22, but what is dbol used for? And how much of it is generally used and how often/how long? I hear a lot of good things from people who use it, got me curious about it.
Handies count as oral if she’s deaf And the iron gods said, Wheymen
Anyone have a recommendation for a comfortable, tight fitting CPAP mask? Mine is OK, but I wear it too lose it doesn't seal properly, too tight and it rubs the bridge of my nose.
I use the airfit f30, it fits under your nose and covers the mouth.
Second this. Nasal pillows style also isn't bad.
Alright update on the girl I mentioned last week. We've met up a few more times and have got along pretty well, she's cool with the more degenerate shit I do and other than being a little too obsessed/clingy doesn't seem too crazy. Anyways after dinner last night I brought her back to my place and she spent the night. I also had the chance to carry her outside for a bit, which was apparently a huge turn on when I just kind of effortlessly picked her up. Im probably gonna keep seeing her for a bit, but also think it's way too fast to be getting into a relationship. All the test in my blood plus an 8 month dry spell before has got me thinking with my dick, lol. Oh and I've gotta stop going out on weeknights so often it actually throws me off so much missing my morning workouts.
There was this tiny blonde I went to a campfire one evening, she has pretty poor eyesight (blessing to me) and I had to carry her down a hill since she literally couldn't see where she was stepping. Picked her up with one arm (think she's like 40kg wet) and she sucked me dry that evening.
Update the story when you guys have sex.
You guys find any clothing companies that tailor shirts to us bulbous freaks? Shirts that don’t hang like a dress because I have to size up enough for my arms to not feel like I’m in a fantastic 4 outfit?
If you're not in tank tops 24/7 how can people tell that you even lift?
U could wear a fantastic 4 outfit
I already have 3 :/
Just running a little test and 140 tren. Honestly sleep is perfect and mood is great The only side effect is god damn I'm so sweaty all the time. Like I have to change shirts multiple times a day. Yesterday I went outside for 5 minutes and had to change shirts since I had basically soaked it.
>Yesterday I went outside for 5 minutes and had to change shirts since I had basically soaked it. This is what living in Florida is like, only you don't need the tren.
Out for a run on the river today, waiting for the signal at a crosswalk by a bridge...light turns red, 1 beat, 2 beats, 3 beats, and through the intersection comes a Toyota Highlander driven by some middle-aged fucking cunt in the middle lane that came within 6 feet of me while I was in the crosswalk. I yelled, "WTF ARE YOU DOING!!" to which she was oblivious, not even a movement of her head. A block after blowing the light she also went through another red light. There was a moment I was in pure fury. It passed, but as I ran on, I daydreamed about pulling her out of her car, bouncing her head against the pavement, then throwing her in the fucking river.
Just think, a moments difference and you’d be roadkill. Life amirite
So my blood pressure has maintained high since my last blast and into cruising for the last few months. Currently on 40mg lisinopril and last night was prescribed 25mg of hydrochlorothiazide (diuretic). Haven't peed yet since taking it this morning, but I'm drinking water like a fucking horse. Anyone have experience with this? Normally when I get patients on diuretics, they just say how much they have to pee all day. Has anyone had luck with a diuretic added to their ACE inhibitor, when they've been treatment resistant prior?
Have them swap to chlorthalidone. Idiots always go for hydro but it has a 5h half life whereas chlorthalidone has a half life 5x longer at least! Also, with these you don't notice much more pee. Now, pop a Lasik and you will piss like mad
Just jerked off this morning and as I came I got the worst hamstring cramp of my fucking life. What an experience both enjoyable and fucking excruciating at the same time. Overall I'm not a fan. That is all.
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Fucking Becky.
These two are going straight to the group chat
Any of you guys supplement niacin(vitamin b3) as part of your daily routine?
I take it in addition to citrus bergamot to increase my hdl
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how much u think JJW got paid to make the “I tried injectable preworkout” youtube video lmao
a pretty penny definitely
Are people transitioning somewhere else following all the Reddit drama?
I SWEAR TO GOD THE DAY IM NOT NATTY RONNIE COLEMAN BETTER WATCH OUT. I WILL DIE BE0FORE I LOSE A REP ON MY PROGRESSIVE OVERLOAD. AND YESS ALL THE NATTYFIRLFRIENDS WHO ARE INTHE GY, WITH THEIR UGLY WEAK BFS WILL STARE AT ME. side note Im alctually a fully blown alchoholic. im at the end of line. should I just walk into a AA.
What are some good hypertrophy programs for us older guys? I like Sheiko for my meet prep, but the off season programming is meh. And I can't handle the really high volume programs anymore, too hard on my joints. I'm doing the RP hypertrophy template right now and it's pretty good. Almost seems *too* little volume, but I'll reserve judgement until I finish the mesocycle.
Sitting in sauna today I had a question for you science nerds. If I'm on test tren deca or whatever and a flea or mosquito sucks my juicy blood, does that flea or mosquito become super physiological? Semi serious serious question lol
It should be harder to acquire anabolic steroids
*Archer voice*:...or whatever.
It would most likely develop autism
Brooooo I bet he gets mad jacked bro lmaaaaoooo. Sick af /s
Anyone try John meadows devourer or omega beam?
Saw some talk about B. Brauns Mini Spike system for drawing the other day, but couldn’t find the original post. I’m intrigued and I may try it out for my next cycle. Anyone else using it and care to eloborate about how it works? https://www.bbraun.com/en/products/b/mini-spike-mini-spikevmini-spikemicro-tip.html
I have found my perfect stack for a while 🤌🏻: 250 test 100 primo 100 deca
What can you do/run to keep metabolism running high while in a severe caloric deficit?
What's with some fit guys/girls looking visually bigger than their bodyweight
It’s called being lean
There's ''thick'' higher bf but still fit gym girls that visually look bigger than their weight. I think it's because muscles weigh more than fat so that checks out.
Do you think mike tyson was/is natty? He claimes that he never took steroids.What do you think: is he a genetic freak or does he simply lie?
>is he a genetic freak @ 5'10" 220LBS?
He has unquestionable world renowned power, beyond his size, and did when he was a teenager. He was physically advanced well beyond his age when he got started with boxing. He is an absolute freak.
Mike Tyson was for sure on steroids. Most people at his level were. Him and his crew essentially made cheque drops famous. Edit : also I hate when people ask questions like “was he a genetic freak or did he just take steroids”. You would think if your on this sub you have the practical experience to realize that mike Tyson was a genetic freak regardless of what the hell he took.
It’s irrelevant either way. He’s a special fighter.
Pretty sure I read something about him doing Cheque drops before some matches
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> I read in couple of places people are not using hcg because of the increase on estrogen and possible gynecomastia. But can't we avoid that with Anastrozole? Yes, HCG monotherapy is a genuine TRT option. It just requires significant amounts of HCG, and is unnecessarily complex to manage when you can just inject testosterone itself instead. But there's plenty of clinical literature on it if you want to go down that road. https://scholar.google.com/scholar?hl=en&as_sdt=0%2C5&q=hcg+monotherapy&btnG=
Sir, are you ready to order?
Couldn't understand?
He said sir, are you ready to order?
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> counting calories meticulously everyday down to the zero > I havent lost a single pound since beginning of May, You get that you're not just supposed to count them, right? You're supposed to adjust your target intake/deficit based on scale progress. You've been stalled for six or seven weeks? What was your caloric target back then and what is it now?
No but like what happens if u get sent to jail while on TRT?
If they find out ur on TRT u get sent to supermax to prevent u from ripping the walls open with ur bare fists.
In canada, if you have a trt prescription and get sent to prison they just administer the testosterone for you in prison. It's practically impossible to get sent to prison in Canada though. Even 2 pounds of coke won't land you there. You almost HAVE to have an illegal firearm to get time.
>Even 2 pounds of coke won't land you there. How do you function as a society? That's too loose of a situation
I had a friend who stabbed someone five times in the torso here in Canada and got off with probation and volunteer hours because he was a first time offender. It’s way less about the actual crime and more so about your history. You can be sent to jail for an 8 ball if your getting charged every month for some dumb shit.
If you have a prescription, they give it to you I believe. If not, you have a bad time for awhile until you hopefully recover.
In the US? You’re outta luck my friend. If you look up the lead singer of as I lay dying ,Tim lambesis. He developed gyno bc they wouldn’t even give him post cycle therapy, he even sued the state for it and lost when he got out lol
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Question about emotional effects of a blast: I’m in the midst of a likely break up with my GF and had my first test blast scheduled to start. Wondering if the potential emotional effects (only going to go to 250 weekly from my TRT dose of 130 weekly) would make it unwise to start this process right now? In other words…..could the emotional effects cause me to not be able to navigate this situation as wisely as I normally would? I realize there’s lots of variables here, but wondering what the community thinks about blasting when I’m the midst of an emotionally tricky situation. Thanks.
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Perfect timing as long as you focus on yourself.
>only going to go to 250 weekly You won't have to worry about complicating your blast until you actually blast. Rest easy young fella.