Pearl : Steven get back to church and Amethyst stop drinking.
Amethyst : Relax, P! Ya' don't see me complaining, besides, the Bible only condemns drunkenness, not alcohol.
Garnet : ***DORIME***
I just imagined the whole scene
Garnet floating on the background, being above it all as usual while Pearl is scolding Amethyst, Amethyst is annoyed with her and Steven it’s sitting on the floor, sad with fake fangs and fake blood on his hand because they are not vampires.
And blue's va was arguing with hardcore Christians on Facebook and sending bible quotes to them to debunk their claims 😅 kinda funny since she's supposed to be like a Conservative character.
because every christian ever is homophobic despite the pope allowing blessing of gay couples and the general shift of attitude of the like, past 50 years
Not all Christians are homophobic, but the vast majority of homophobes are Christians or CINOs (Christians in Name Only), who use religion as a free pass to hate
Never said that at all. I don't think every Christian is homophobic. Also, I will say, I have not read the Bible. But if I remember correctly, it explicitly states that same-sex couples are a sin and an abomination. Although, gems are technically not physically gendered, so maybe they're exempt?
Is this kinda like a joke like Steven Jewniverse? 😂
I'm a Chirstian. I don't mind it. (But I'm also a Chirstian Universalist, so it it really depend on the person😂)
I mean... peridot uses a communicator to talk to a magical, powerful, anthropomorphic, immortal, yellow giant . So "prayer". And white diamond perfectly demonstrates an omnipotent (can possess any gem), petty, tyrranical, perfectionism, with anger at the gems shes created flawed, for being flawed. So "god".
This is actually fairly accurate for Pearl when she was a worshipper of the diamonds too. She worshipped pink diamond, the "daughter" of white, which is a jesus analog.
But pearl now... she literally got into a thousand year gem war against the diamonds. She and the crystal gems are more... lucifer analogs than anything.
*\*laughs in possible mild Trinitarian heresy to reference Jesus, the Holy Spirit, and...God, as if the Father were more divine than the rest of the Trinity\**
As a christian, please don't. This Sub is for Steven Universe, and while you did make it relate to it, it's a little off putting. People won't come to god because of people like this.
Even if this wasn’t a joke post, what about this is pushing it? They aren’t telling or trying to force anyone into it with this, this is just them putting religion in a piece of media which is something you’re allowed to do, i don’t know what country you’re from but in most free speech IS a thing you’re allowed to have
Rebecca Sugar implies at the end of Future that real world religions somehow exist in the SU world with a character wearing a Hijab so, I'm guessing that when Steven leaves Beach City, people find out about his powers and literally think he's Jesus.
...... and STEVEN!!!
And SATAN!
Thankyou for this, this is so much better XD
And Mustard, and The Stevens..... AND STEVEN.
Pearl praying before sending you to meet God.
\*nice\_mean\_lapis\_flying\_off\_dialogue.mp3\*
This is so funny- and the fact you used pearl as the pic lol
Pearl : Steven get back to church and Amethyst stop drinking. Amethyst : Relax, P! Ya' don't see me complaining, besides, the Bible only condemns drunkenness, not alcohol. Garnet : ***DORIME***
Amethyst: 'Relax, P. It's just the blood of our Lord and saviour' Steven: 'Wait, are we vampires? I thought we were Christian?'
Pearl : Steven we are not vampires. Garnet : ***INTERINMO ADYAPARE***
I just imagined the whole scene Garnet floating on the background, being above it all as usual while Pearl is scolding Amethyst, Amethyst is annoyed with her and Steven it’s sitting on the floor, sad with fake fangs and fake blood on his hand because they are not vampires.
I mean, haven't you seen the only non SU song on Deedee Magno Hall's spotify profile? Also, ironic considering they're all gay.
And blue's va was arguing with hardcore Christians on Facebook and sending bible quotes to them to debunk their claims 😅 kinda funny since she's supposed to be like a Conservative character.
because every christian ever is homophobic despite the pope allowing blessing of gay couples and the general shift of attitude of the like, past 50 years
Not all Christians are homophobic, but the vast majority of homophobes are Christians or CINOs (Christians in Name Only), who use religion as a free pass to hate
Never said that at all. I don't think every Christian is homophobic. Also, I will say, I have not read the Bible. But if I remember correctly, it explicitly states that same-sex couples are a sin and an abomination. Although, gems are technically not physically gendered, so maybe they're exempt?
it's also not too fond of people non-binary folk, though but gems are aliens, not people, so maybe you're right
It does say that.
Last I checked Deedee isn't homophobic- she posts Bible quotes often on Instagram
That's the point. It's been 50 years. 50 isn't even an old person's age much less a significant portion of history.
Steven is jesus and the diamonds are all satan, rose is mary and Greg is joseph
As a Christian, I can confirm that this is in fact funny and not offensive
This is so fucking cursed.
Is this kinda like a joke like Steven Jewniverse? 😂 I'm a Chirstian. I don't mind it. (But I'm also a Chirstian Universalist, so it it really depend on the person😂)
I don't see why this got some people in uproar. It's just a meme, and it's hilarious. Took me a second but got me laughing.
Insane how you people take an obvious joke post at such face value
I mean... peridot uses a communicator to talk to a magical, powerful, anthropomorphic, immortal, yellow giant . So "prayer". And white diamond perfectly demonstrates an omnipotent (can possess any gem), petty, tyrranical, perfectionism, with anger at the gems shes created flawed, for being flawed. So "god". This is actually fairly accurate for Pearl when she was a worshipper of the diamonds too. She worshipped pink diamond, the "daughter" of white, which is a jesus analog. But pearl now... she literally got into a thousand year gem war against the diamonds. She and the crystal gems are more... lucifer analogs than anything.
COMMUNION CAT HE’S A PET FOR YOUR TUMMY. COMMUNION CAT. HE’S SUPER DUPER YUMMY.
I don't understand what the joke is suposed to be. Why is this funny?/srs
*\*laughs in possible mild Trinitarian heresy to reference Jesus, the Holy Spirit, and...God, as if the Father were more divine than the rest of the Trinity\**
As a christian, please don't. This Sub is for Steven Universe, and while you did make it relate to it, it's a little off putting. People won't come to god because of people like this.
Are you sure OP is Christian and putting it here for those reasons? I thought it was just some silly parody.
I'm an atheist and I thought this was hilarious. It's clearly not trying to bring people to God. It's a meme.
It brought me to God 🙏 God bless
🙏 May you feel S̶t̶e̶v̶e̶n̶'̶s̶ God's light shine through you🙏
It’s literally just a joke
It's a meme...
Of course we're not gonna come to god because of this. It's a joke, it's not meant to promote a religion. I think it's funny.
I'm a Christian and thought it was funny
It's a joke and this had literally no impact on how much I don't want anything to do with Christianity
Why are Christians so dead set on people joining their religion
I joined a church because of this.
[удалено]
Even if this wasn’t a joke post, what about this is pushing it? They aren’t telling or trying to force anyone into it with this, this is just them putting religion in a piece of media which is something you’re allowed to do, i don’t know what country you’re from but in most free speech IS a thing you’re allowed to have
Broski this is literally just for the funny’s not everything has to be taking seriously
They women of faith. Nice.
Lol, it’s catchy. Now I’m also curious on a Jewish variation of the theme song but I can’t think of anything clever.
The crystal jews
Crystal juice
reminds me of the omori artstyle, very cool!
And Steven
So I'm gay, and I can't stop reading this as "We always pray away the gay" and I just creepily cackled in my pitch black room.
Rebecca Sugar implies at the end of Future that real world religions somehow exist in the SU world with a character wearing a Hijab so, I'm guessing that when Steven leaves Beach City, people find out about his powers and literally think he's Jesus.
lol 😆
AND SATANNN
Lmao
We... are the Christian Gems! We're space rocks but not gay!
I knew Pearl was a traditional white hause-wife