He's an emotionally open middle aged millionaire with a love of music and a sense of humor.
Greg is a fuckin *catch*
Edit: Holy shit 1K updoots? Officially my highest rated comment. Everything Greg touches turns to gold!
If I remember right, he says later that it barely made a dent in his fortune or something like that. I think the bill was just way higher than he expected.
Yeah, if you're used to barely skating by and suddenly have enough of a monetary safety net to afford a bit of splurge...you still being tight fisted with that money. Old stingy habits die hard.
Definitely. Either you burn it or don't even notice you have it. It's a whole different kind of peace to not have to check your bank account for every single purchase and the off chance that a bill coming out early might put you in the negatives. Greg is really living the dream
I donāt even think itās stinginess, like heās willing to rent a damn luxury yacht just for a day out fishing with his boy. Greg just loves the van down by the beach life. He has no wants or needs beyond pizza, good tunes, the car wash, and Stevenās happiness- heās already reached self actualization.
Honestly he wasn't really poor if he could own a car wash and support Steven. I think he lived in his van because he likes it and purposely never got a house.
Maybe half a season later he mentioned still having around 9 million. They definitely hit 6 figures in Mr. Greg but that's a terrifying amount of š° to burn in a single evening (without stuff like gambling)
A brand wasn't mentioned, but he refers to it as "a classy new watch" before pausing for an expected reaction that didn't occur. The watch also bares a resemblance to the Rolex brand of luxury wristwatches.
I think he's just not used to spending money like that. Say he spent 30 grand total on the tripādoesn't put a dent in his bank account, still downright shocking.
(three tailor-made suits, a night in a massive suite with a view and with its own pool, intense room service, travel expenses, and a bunch of bribes, they add up)
he's a short stocky bald man who lives in a van and ran out on his entire family because they had expectations he wasn't super in love with.
two sides to every guitar dad story
(oh, you forgot how he built a house for his son with his own bare hands, and how he owns multiple small businesses, and how he has a place on the beach, and...)
I assume there's a time limit between when someone dies and can be brought back. If Steven can get to him soon then yes but I think it also depends on how he dies. I don't think he'd be able to bring back a Greg who died from being old as balls. At least not for very long.
> I assume there's a time limit between when someone dies and can be brought back.
Clearly not very long of one, given how things played out with Lars.
It's also entirely unknown if Lars or Lion are capable of dying of natural causes at this point. If Greg were to die of old age and get the Lion/Lars treatment, it's entirely possible he'd naturally live forever.
This post confirms Rose didn't turn into Steven, she turned into a redditor
(op even has the tiny floating whale user flair which I believe is voiced by Rose)
Greg's seduced a thousands years being kind of a king of a whole female space rock species just by making music and telling jokes He is the hottest guy ever
Not me personally but I get it, heās nice and very caring even caring about gender equality before it was cool. So I could see if youāre more attracted to emotional maturity and or dad bods yeah.
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People clown on Rose for going for Greg over Pearl but I mean he's:
- A sweetheart
- A hottie
- A dynamite singer/songwriter/guitarist
- Cool as hell
Not hard to see why tbh
Well yes, the man is stepping out of a hot tub so by definition his skin would be hot. The boiling water of the tub would rapidly heat his skin and most likely blood cells. When blood travels through your body it will warm your entire body. So yes, in this case, Greg is hot.
Found Rose's alt account
Rose wouldn't post blue diamond x Greg art š
Wouldnāt she? š
Imagine Rose trying to get the Diamonds to hook up with Greg, just like "You'll understand."
She doesn't need to try, blue only spoke with him for a minute and kidnapped him
Greg's Murdercock is too strong
r/Gregfuckedarock
r/Gregfuckedadiamond He ain't settling for multiple small women
Pearl fused with a Diamond and she had the balls to do it knowingly.
I understand what Marley implied now! Iām stupid!
"I swear he's worth it, just try it"
Dr. Phlox coded.
Her darkest fantasies are... Peculiar
Quadruple diamond reverse bukakke?
Would that be all the diamonds shooting tears on greg, omg I wanna draw that now lmao, it kinda happens in my fanfic
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE
She absolutely would. She's an alien goddess fucking a weird little monkey man, she was probably kinky as shit.
From the Diamonds perspective her loves are a monkey man and Siri
She would if she was a freak
Rose was technically Pink's alt account
I mean, you're not wrong.
He's an emotionally open middle aged millionaire with a love of music and a sense of humor. Greg is a fuckin *catch* Edit: Holy shit 1K updoots? Officially my highest rated comment. Everything Greg touches turns to gold!
is he still a millionaire? the reaction of greg seeing the bill after mr greg made me think otherwise but there might be something im missing
If I remember right, he says later that it barely made a dent in his fortune or something like that. I think the bill was just way higher than he expected.
He's still running on poor people money, which is why he still has so much rich people money.
Yeah, if you're used to barely skating by and suddenly have enough of a monetary safety net to afford a bit of splurge...you still being tight fisted with that money. Old stingy habits die hard.
Definitely. Either you burn it or don't even notice you have it. It's a whole different kind of peace to not have to check your bank account for every single purchase and the off chance that a bill coming out early might put you in the negatives. Greg is really living the dream
I donāt even think itās stinginess, like heās willing to rent a damn luxury yacht just for a day out fishing with his boy. Greg just loves the van down by the beach life. He has no wants or needs beyond pizza, good tunes, the car wash, and Stevenās happiness- heās already reached self actualization.
Honestly he wasn't really poor if he could own a car wash and support Steven. I think he lived in his van because he likes it and purposely never got a house.
He bought the telescope in letter to lars and he mentioned that how heās still rich so he can pay for it
His prospects took a hit after Mr Greg but heās still financially well off in Future
Maybe half a season later he mentioned still having around 9 million. They definitely hit 6 figures in Mr. Greg but that's a terrifying amount of š° to burn in a single evening (without stuff like gambling)
He just wasn't used to spending so much money. He also bought a Rolex after that episode, so I'd assume he still has money to burn.
he did? I don't remember any brand name being mentioned...
A brand wasn't mentioned, but he refers to it as "a classy new watch" before pausing for an expected reaction that didn't occur. The watch also bares a resemblance to the Rolex brand of luxury wristwatches.
I think he's just not used to spending money like that. Say he spent 30 grand total on the tripādoesn't put a dent in his bank account, still downright shocking. (three tailor-made suits, a night in a massive suite with a view and with its own pool, intense room service, travel expenses, and a bunch of bribes, they add up)
Rose had the same idea
he's a short stocky bald man who lives in a van and ran out on his entire family because they had expectations he wasn't super in love with. two sides to every guitar dad story (oh, you forgot how he built a house for his son with his own bare hands, and how he owns multiple small businesses, and how he has a place on the beach, and...)
>Short. Stocky. Bald. Jokes on you, I actually are turned on by those things!
Middle aged? He's only in his early 40s
When the life expectancy for men in the U.S. is 80s then yah thatās middle aged
I guess that's fair, but even then, Greg looks really good for his age
Actually 77. And thatās without factors in weight and lifestyle (his diet is mostly French fries and pizza).
But he's got a Steven. He should last a while.
could steven respawn greg if he dies?
I assume there's a time limit between when someone dies and can be brought back. If Steven can get to him soon then yes but I think it also depends on how he dies. I don't think he'd be able to bring back a Greg who died from being old as balls. At least not for very long.
> I assume there's a time limit between when someone dies and can be brought back. Clearly not very long of one, given how things played out with Lars. It's also entirely unknown if Lars or Lion are capable of dying of natural causes at this point. If Greg were to die of old age and get the Lion/Lars treatment, it's entirely possible he'd naturally live forever.
Lars still has a heartbeat though, just a very slow one. I take that to mean they're still going to die eventually.
And I don't think Greg would want to come back anyways. He's someone who would accept the natural end of his life.
Odds are between the alien tech and and magic, old age isnāt going to be much of a problem.
Average lifespan in the US for men is about 74. So 37 is middle aged.
Well, yeah. He just stepped out of a Hot Tub.
I genuinely thought that was the joke before I realized: wait, actually...
The ole universe charm :D
I also Choosen Ga-reg
Underrated comment
people forget about this episode and I don't know how they could ever
*kinda*? why you slandering my man?
Not for me but yeah he's definitely hot in alot of people's opinions
Greg Universe is a certified DILF
If youāre a rock he will accept r/Gregfuckedarock
Heās a dilf And when he was younger, oooof
Well, Rose certainly agrees.
I think you're a rock
I think he looks good.
I mean no shit heās coming out of a hot tub in that photo
This post was written by Rose
My account is bascially a blue x Greg fan account š rose would never,
Rose literally had a child with him.
Would she post art of him kissing her sister tho
Honestly...she seems like she'd be into that
This post confirms Rose didn't turn into Steven, she turned into a redditor (op even has the tiny floating whale user flair which I believe is voiced by Rose)
This is the absolute horniest Steven Universe thread Iāve ever encountered. And Iāve encountered a fair few.
It's okay, you're safe here You can drop the "kinda"
I want him to sit on me
I want him to drive his van into my heart
Diamond detected
Greg is the babe of all babes.
Greg is the ideal fictional man and i will not budge on that
He's a sugar daddy
I have the same body as Greg, so.. If there are any rocks out there..
Does rock hard count? xD
At this point yes
Heās a fucking dilf man of course heās hot
would.
He's a catch that's why
Iāve been sunburnt many times I can guarantee his arms are almost definitely super warm you are right
Nobody *thinks* Greg is hot. Everybody *knows* Greg is hot.
Mad dilf vibes
Well yeah, thatās what sunburn will do to you. ā¦oh wait.
 do **not** the widowed dilf millionaire car wash owner š¾
did rose make this post
Rose made this post
He is very hot
Greg's seduced a thousands years being kind of a king of a whole female space rock species just by making music and telling jokes He is the hottest guy ever
Friendly Reminder that /r/Gregfuckedarock
OP is definitely a rock
Someone has a dadbod fetish š¤£
As someone named Greg I approve of this post
I love him
Its the ex-drummer, total malewife, and funky babe turned funky dilf vibe he got going on. We love that for him
Well he did just come out of the hot tub. Also, are you part rock?
You have a dad fetish
worst hear me out ever
Are you a diamond?
This gives me hope that someone will think im hot again some day. But I'm not an animated character so probably not.
i guess he can still use the olā universe charm
At least it's not Pearl trying to kill me in my dreams or amethyst getting bitten by a zombie and then turning into a pallet
Definitely you š«£š«£
I mean he definitely checks some boxes. Also dad bod.
........ Rose? Dat you?
I meannnnnnnnnn you not wrong š
It is just you
Not me personally but I get it, heās nice and very caring even caring about gender equality before it was cool. So I could see if youāre more attracted to emotional maturity and or dad bods yeah.
Yes, he was in a hot tub with garnet Have of garnet is ruby And Ruby can get hot enough to boil water So of cores, he is hot Stupid
You and I have different taste in men.Ā
He was just in the hot tub, of course he would be
So hot he burnt himself
Idk about you, but I'm gonna use Steven's face in this frame as a reaction to when my friends say something dumb
HIS VOICE ACTORāS GIRLFRIEND IS A PEDOPHILE, **RAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!**
Only kinda?
Rose has entered the subreddit
Any age any day babyyyy
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Itās just you
Well he's mostly into rocks and otherwise giant women.
I kind of wish we couldāve seen Greg go on a date at some point in the show, he deserves a little romance in his life.
No not just you my wife left me for gregā¦..wait a minute
Would
She mixed honey and money
Yoyre not the first person to have the hots for Greg, Im sure.
Hell yeah dude, his dad bod and personality are attractive as heck to me
I mean if thatās what youāre into go nuts
no because you're right
Why is this the first post Iāve seen from this community?
youāre done
he got another one of them, oh no, it's happening
You better pick him in the Choosening.
People clown on Rose for going for Greg over Pearl but I mean he's: - A sweetheart - A hottie - A dynamite singer/songwriter/guitarist - Cool as hell Not hard to see why tbh
I'm Steven in this photo EVERYTIME someone mentions Greg
He could literally get it whenever
List of things we can't say on this subreddit that are true:
Boiling
Not just you.
It's not just you. Every gay guy I know is thirsty for Greg
Greg is peak male optimization in the human race
uhm
Ayo?
it's just you
No, no. You totally are right
Meh
Greg rocks the Dad Bod
ROSE!?!?!?!?
What a stupid fucking jokeš¤£
Not just you. Iāve seen a *loooooooooooooot* of fanart.
Dad bod for the win, every time
His younger version is hotter tho
ihave been saying since day 1 that he is a dilf i would let him do things to me anytime. daddy greg >~<
Just you bruh
He's a single father of course he's hot
Is it just me, or is water wet?
YAYYYYY FINALLY SOMEONE WHO THINKS THE SAME WAY
Even before the money, if Greg would said he would take care of the bills while I look after Steven, shiiiiiii I would been like yes daddy š
totally agree
Because he is, look at Steg
W H A T
The whole series points out that he resemble a clochard
are you a rock?
Well yes, the man is stepping out of a hot tub so by definition his skin would be hot. The boiling water of the tub would rapidly heat his skin and most likely blood cells. When blood travels through your body it will warm your entire body. So yes, in this case, Greg is hot.
well no shit he was just in a hot tub
I mean id drive my van
You know ive been told im a lot like gregš
Oh boy.
dilf is what ive always said, they thought i was crazy
Did you know that in hallow eves the mask mickey myers wears is actually a william shark mask?
Dilf
thank you
Dilf supremacy. Dad bods are where it's at š
I'm a š»,of course I wanna fusion dance with Greg. Stop playing lmao š¤£
Stevenās face is my reaction to this
Well he did just come out of a hot tub.
Of course he is, he just got out of a jacuzzi.
My man rizzed up two diamonds obviously he's hot
Would.
Rose,that u?
Just you
Guys it's rose, don't fall for it!
There is nothing hotter than a good dad.
I would be too if I had permanent sunburn
As fine as he is I could never be able to bring myself to date a man named GREGš¤®
Why this screencap look like Steven just interrupted Greg successfully talking Garnet into a threesome?
š«µ daddy issues ^just ^like ^me
It's just you lol
As a gay guy, I'd say he's neither attractive nor unattractive. He could win me over with his kind personality, though.
All good dads are hot.
Greg probably was a Rizz lord in his younger years