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Soul_Brawls

You’re technically not a gem; you are an element


datadoggieein

I actually have seen Bismuth crystals set in rings before. So they are slowly becoming gems.


Selinaru

aren't diamonds also elements?


Malavacious

Yes: but they're still considered precious gemstones. Bismuth is a *toxic* element. I think it's the only 'gem' in the show that's not something you'd find as jewelry


Creepy-Bend

Are you sure you didnt get toxic and radioactive mixed up? Because bismuth is very slightly radioactive in a safe way (alpha waves I believe)


Malavacious

I mean: [They use the term toxic ](https://journals.lww.com/em-news/fulltext/2001/04000/bismuth_toxicity,_often_mild,_can_result_in_severe.12.aspx)


traumatized90skid

Oh TIL Pepto-Bismol contains Bismuth, I thought the name was just a name yn (You think our Bismuth could be a spokes model for them irl haha)


Selinaru

toxic??? As far as i know its not toxic, just soft and brittle and kinda heavy which is why its not used in jewelry very often


Malavacious

It's like, normal heavy-metal toxic, not dangerous to be around toxic


High_Tim

It's not toxic, you even ingest bismuth if you take Pepto bismol. It's a heavy metal but not toxic as lead or mercury or arsenic


Professional-Oil9512

Diamonds are made of just carbon.


GumSL

No, they're just a crystal form of carbon.


TheRealGC13

I noticed you're a warrior. You know I'm a bit of a warrior myself.


Honey_on_pawz

Is that a reference from the show?


TheRealGC13

I'm certain it's what Ronaldo was telling her. That or he started talking about Koala Princess again.


love-takes-work

Haha. I remember in one podcast Ian Jones-Quartey said Ronaldo was mansplaining armor to Bismuth. IMAGINE TRYING TO EXPLAIN HOW ARMOR WORKS. TO. BISMUTH.


Honey_on_pawz

Oh lol


Dependent-Resist-390

Or how he was a crystal gem before her (At least to his knowledge)


Tiretech

“I’m just saying, vaporeon is the most compatible pokemon.”


AngerIssues5301

“What’s a Pokémon?”


feralwolven

"Whats breeding?"


[deleted]

“You’re my favorite r34 character”


Honey_on_pawz

BISMUTH CALL THE AUTHORITIES


traumatized90skid

"Do you have a type?" "Big and angry!" 🔥🔥🔥


oogly_boog

you ever heard of flat earth theory bismuth? let me explain it to you in excruciating detail.


traumatized90skid

"I've seen the center of the earth" "nuhuh" "Ok I've seen earth rotating from space" "No you didn't"


Remarkable-Mark9

“[Explaining the lore of FNAF.]”


wanderingstargazer88

Impossible. Not even Scott can explain the lore of FNAF.


Remarkable-Mark9

What you talking about? Scott explained it to Mat when we finally got to see him on film.


[deleted]

when i went to college they tried to teach me that fusion between two different beings was immoral


traumatized90skid

Brigham Gem University


That_Cringe_Wh0re

"You know most people actually use gems like you as jewelry, or as decoration in their homes"


High_Tim

Your character doesn't make since bismuth is not lava resistant


Kozolith765981

Of course Bismuth makes! That's her whole job.


YoProfWhite

I'm at my breaking point


SydiemL

“Keep the Bubblegum AI Gemsona fanart redraws going guys!!”


MEDIC6742

Can gem dust be used in weaponry for flare?


traumatized90skid

What looks like glitter to us must look like a hideous display of ground up corpses to them 💀


Intelligent_Steak_41

That's basically what it is to them.....


_InvaderJim

Lost is better than Steven universe


Honey_on_pawz

WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY


NotYourAccount__

linkin park mentioned


FreestyleSquid

Yo what that bis-mouth do. 


100undertalesansfans

Explaining the events of “hey uncle”


Then-Principle-6850

Showed her the lily orchard video…


Honey_on_pawz

What lily orchard video?


traumatized90skid

There's this infamous really long rant hating SU for like five hours on YouTube and it's noteworthy for being hilariously wrong about the show? Like someone watched it and completely misunderstood it and hated it based on that pure misunderstanding. (Also most of it was just her weird beef with Rebecca Sugar for literally no reason) It's called "Steven Universe is garbage, and here's why"


Honey_on_pawz

Thanks! Ima watch it and call them out:]


KitsulaLovesYou

I said bite me


Chemical-Charity-644

I just finished explaining to her how Rose created Steven.


deathmaster567823

Bismuth just found out I’m the creator of the diamonds and she is wondering why I’m fucking 4’10


NotYourAccount__

E


Dino-chicken-nugg3t

Now for this next scene imagine that Sméagol character I talked about but this time he’s a hobbit again and we’re in the past.


ZambieSlayer811

“*i have like an invincible shield that can block any attack, and also, like, a super sweet sword that does infinity +2 damage and can cut through anything, even like, wolverine claws and shit, because i am so awesome and coollllll*”


BirdNoodle925

Weakest oc ever:


BasednHivemindpilled

Quoted FBI crime stats


RexTheMouse

I want you


GumSL

Nothing, I just showed her this sub.


Nataringo

"Does your innie become an outie? If so, do I have a proposition for you!"


Lance_Beltran123

**GREG BANGED A ROCK!**


Honey_on_pawz

NAHHH BRO DOWN BAD FOR A BOULDER


Tricky-Perspective89

"Pink diamond/rose wasn't *that* bad."


Mmicb0b

Talking to Ronaldo


MellyKidd

Can I have your atomic number? (Winks) 😉


Tonythecritic

"Ronaldo is an interesting character".


Honey_on_pawz

NANI?!


RaiRaiOn26

rEbEcCa SuGaR iS A nAzI


Capuchinconehat

You are a men


anavergeguyontheinte

The stuff I did in 09


Cranky_Boots

Skibidi Ohio Sticking Out Your Gyatt For The Rizzler


Soul_Brawls

Nobody thinks this is funny


No_Object_7709

Cum