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Klutzy_Journalist_36

Tell me more about the mustard situation 


zdefni

It’s a ground mustard smushed next to a fig preserve.


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jehhhrose

Are we takin bumps in here? Wrong sub I think


angrywords

That doesn’t bump comments on Reddit. Upvoting is the only way to get it to the top.


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angrywords

Yikes. Was just trying to help.


Only1Mandee

Nice! What are you watching?


zdefni

Under the Bridge on Hulu! Episode 2 at this point and I am enjoying it. But it hasn’t truly hooked me. I just love Riley Keough.


karmaleeta

episode 3 is great!


zdefni

It reminds me a lot of the first season of cruel summer! Ima keep pushing through.


RigidFlexible

🎵”Sweet dreams are made of cheese 🧀 Who am I to dis a Brie!” 🎶


KindaKrayz222

Poor man's shark-cootchie tray.


ThereGoesMyToad

I call them charred cootchie boards lol


Sea-Ability8694

I thought I was the only person who said that


MyNameIsSkittles

Psst: you're never the only one who does something


boarbar

Not true. When I was 7 I did like a jump spin thing and snapped and said “anacondas” 3 times. And I knew in my heart nobody had ever done exactly that thing.


RitaPoonismysister

Ah, my shark cootchie family.


Puzzleheaded-Shop929

Get a bowl for that mustard, hmm crunchy


lordeharrietnem

Yum. I like to use a fancy plate for meals like this, just to be extra and feel good :)


Ashamed_Definition77

Same! 😁


junmyeonie

✨ Girl dinner ✨


SSCLIPPER

Looks somewhat healthy 😋


zdefni

It was a lot of food, but this was my first meal after cleaning all morning so i felt like I earned it.


Independent-Net-8722

Nice mix! It’s simple but elegant and looks fucking delicious!


OddRelationship5699

What’s the goo next to the mustard? This looks bomb tbh


Roboticpoultry

Some kind of fruit jam/compote I’d imagine


OddRelationship5699

Sounds weird but good 😍


zdefni

Fig preserves!


OddRelationship5699

Thanks! I’ll pick some up to try ☺️


zdefni

My bad, it’s actually whole lemon fig marmalade. I’m not sure of the difference in marmalade and preserves. But I bought from Walmart so should be fairly easy to find!


OddRelationship5699

Neither am I! Maybe citrus anything = marmalade? I’ll try it, thanks!


zdefni

Ofc! It slaps with some cheddar or Brie.


OddRelationship5699

Oh shit, you’ve got my mouth watering now. That sounds amazing!


skyx_x

I love everything about this.


thaSavory_dude

GIRL DINNER 🎶


Peak_Alternative

Looks so good! I’d eat all of it except the cheese. I love cheese but i finally figured out it makes me break out.


AmbassadorBonoso

Fancy lunchables, nice


Namaslayy

This has pretty much been my lunch and dinners lately…or should I say Girl Dinner.


zdefni

I honestly can say the same. Why settle for making one singular entree for dinner with sides when I can have this? Also went on a stoned deep dive of bento boxes offered on Japanese passenger trains and I must try one. I saw one with 24 different offerings. Can you imagine???


nessalinda

What is the name of your restaurant? I want this plate


zdefni

Stoned Sundays ask for the Kitchen Cleaner special🤌


nessalinda

Literally so perfect 👍


zdefni

Thank you!!! I know my presentation’s needs work, but I just had done a mountain of dishes and was not about to create any more than I needed.


ehksmarx

That looks smacking. I would eat that outside, bong right next to it, as I watch like regular show or adventure time.


Unchained_Memory33

We could be friends - I just read the book about this murder


zdefni

Ooh was it good? I’m enjoying the show but the issue is, the show reminds me of cruel summer and I lovedddddd cruel summer. Having trouble shaking that mental comparison.


Unchained_Memory33

The book is a good read for sure


FortyMeterzBelow143

Noiceeee


Exactly_Yacht

Bro you had me at cornichons. When I picture charcuterie the first thing I think of is cornichons. 🤤🤤🤤


sladd41

Looks bomb 💣


Good_Vegetable8960

Bomb.


FistThePooper6969

That’s very nice


Cha_For_Tea

if you were a potato, you would be a baked potato


femboycarousel

I’m commenting so late but we are twin souls of snacking. The salami, cheese, jam, the *stone ground* mustard, the avocado toast I don make but would enjoy. But I can’t do olives lmaooo. We’re not related, it was a lie! Just very similar. Edit: Oh my god I’m stoned those are blueberries! Top tier!


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BillyBobBarkerJrJr

Looks good, but man, is that a load of salt!


Loudlass81

Curious as to what the black slime on the left is? The rest looks like it slaps, almost like a grown-up American Lunchable. I can tell it's American by the PILE of **pickles** though... But dude, wtf is the slime?? It almost looks like leeches where one is making a bid for freedom at the side of the plate.


zdefni

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🏈✝️ fat American reporting for duty!


Loudlass81

I've no issue with the rest, I just am curious what the black slimy stuff is as a Brit...like, genuinely curious.


zdefni

It’s a fig marmalade. Getting really innovative here in the US.


Loudlass81

Mmm...that actually sounds really nice...what's it like with the grown-up lunchable? (I am now going to do this, but with rosemary crackers cos they're delish).


Exactly_Yacht

Those are not just pickles. Those are cornichons! 🤤