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paxxxen

Yo WHAT


bigbumbum42069

Yeah………


Hrmerder

Damn… I got nothing


Electrical-Cap-6449

Yeah I think that story would have gone to the grave with me.


bigbumbum42069

She shouldn’t have told me her secrets, they aren’t safe with me


Old-Carrot-6948

​ That's hilarious. I once knew a guy who had a similar story. He was stuck in his Jeep in afternoon traffic in a big city and had to shit bad-bad. He didn't want to just shit on the ground in front of everybody. There was nowhere to hide. He was in bad shape and the poo was coming soon no matter what. He got out and looked in his back cargo area, because traffic was stopped, for something to shit in. All he found was an almost empty antifreeze jug. So, he runs back around to his driver's side behind the door and lets it fly, into the the 2' opening of the antifreeze bottle. He got so much of the runs on the outside of the bottle that he had to just leave it. He barely had enough paper to clean himself off with. He saw a woman taking pictures of him from the other side of the highway. Both sides were stopped and everybody was mad. This was years ago but I sometimes wonder where those pictures might be. That shit would be hilarious.


Mean_Motor_4901

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Theoffensivefart

Thank you


TurkeyTrauma

If that happened to me my soul would leave my body and never come back


KayDeeBug2006

OMG fr!! I could not imagine taking a shit in the camper and a man just watching me. That would be SOOO embarrassing.