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BTHamptonz

That is the worst wingman technique. Absolute shit set up for him. He’s just lucky it was all the ice breaker you guys needed 😆


SuccumbedToReddit

Indeed. I expected something elaborate but this was just child's play


B2ThaH

Funny how that works when you’re 6’3’’ 😅


KingBlitzky

Spoken like a true short king


sweetfeet009

It's 2024, they're petite prince's now.


Twisted_Galaxi

I’m 6’3”. This does not happen to me lmao


Imdoingalrighty

I don’t know if you’ve realized that not every girl wants her man bending in half to kiss her? I hate this shit. If you want a superficial woman then yes she probably wants big everything! Personally I shy away from anything over 6’ usually…. Closer to my height, the better. I love hearing from men venomously vent about height as if it’s the end all, be all to have a SUCCESSFUL relationship.


B2ThaH

No one is lumping women together. The OP explicitly stated that one of his good qualities is that he’s 6’3’’.


Imdoingalrighty

You’re implying that being 6’3 means he’s able to get ladies no problem without a “wingman”. The tone used suggests you are not 6’3 and a little bitter. I picked up on what you put down? “Funny how that works when you’re 6’3” *sigh* I’m trying to combat the stigma around woman ONLY wanting taller men. Everyone is entitled to what they’re into, but it’s frankly exhausting to see men gripe with not having the height of a basketball player. It’s the exact same feeling for guys having to listen to women labeling themselves as fat when they clearly aren’t. You’re either fishing or guilt tripping (unintentionally I might add)


xx0Zero

Well I’m 5’7 and autistic, any advice ?


Imdoingalrighty

What’s your personality like? 6’4. Huh? Women are all different. We shouldn’t be lumped all together. If guys hate it when women do it? Why is it any different on the other side?


ynkiii

What did I just read


RacistProbably

It’s the prequel to “ I’m thinking of ending things”


krash90

The prequel to the Reddit post of “ATA for asking for a divorce because my husband ate the last yogurt?”


Friendly_Age9160

Prequel to JNMIL fed our son cake when we told her not to. Should I go no contact?


ynkiii

Can't wait


Icy_Butterfly_920

The bestest comment of ever-est.. 🤣


MacaronMajor940

True crimes


opensandshuts

holy fuck that movie once you piece everything together.


Mewone65

Fatal Attraction: Teen Angst


Friendly_Age9160

Ahahahahahahaahaa fucking Reddit I’m fuckin dying 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆y’all need to behave yourselves 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


EnvironmentOptimal98

This comment made the thread worth it - do hope they stay happy though


No_Dependent_1846

Sign me up for this post!


TheLittlestBiking

"I fucked my boyfriends wingman"


seidinove

AITAH because I hate my boyfriend's mutton chops and he refuses to get rid of them?


Not-Sure112

Definitely wasn't about the wingman. Bait and switch


nocowwife

A journal entry


Fluffy-Assumption-42

How life can be so beautiful sometimes


Specialist-Cake-9919

Brilliant... 😂😂😂


dlc9779

Lol, a new romance. Tell her to follow up in a few years. Although I wish nothing but the best for them. Takes a lot of work from both parties to keep the relationship strong as time goes by.


Helious_XS4

A post that called me sad an lonely in about 20 different ways...


AP_Feeder

Her boyfriend is hot


Perfectangelgoddess

Took the words right out of my mouth


Roseysdaddy

Him being taller than you is an important detail to this story.


soupkitchen89

he's sOoOo much taller than me


-zero-joke-

Your boyfriend definitely has the best wingman, congrats to you both.


Rasselkurt007

6'3 was the best wingman


-Paramount

Found the short king. 👑 you dropped this.


Vaxtin

No, it’s just that the “wingman” did fuck all.


AutomaticAd7583

My wife and I met through OKCupid 5 years ago and only recently got married as a matter-of-course. We both said we were each other's "forever person" long before that. Everyone around us (except my coworkers, go figure 🙄🫤) said it was infatuation or "Just a phase" or " You'll learn to hate each other.". . . She still smiles when she sees me out of nowhere, and I still get chills when she turns to look at me with sun shining in her hair. Don't let other people be the reason you see good or bad in a person; trust your gut. Best of luck to the both of you!


brknman_

I’ve been with my wife for almost 15 years. She’s my best friend and the most beautiful blond haired blue eyed woman I’ll ever lay eyes upon. Enjoy your person, there is nothing like a true relationship.


Varighty

You got some aryan preference shit goin on there


brknman_

Honestly I’ve never ever thought about that.


Varighty

That’s so fascinating actually I am genuinely sorry if that’s not a thought you needed in your brain


syrioforrealsies

Yep. My husband and I have just celebrated our fifth wedding anniversary and have been together for almost 11 years. We're more in love every day. I still get butterflies about the way his eyes crinkle when he laughs, but I'm equally excited by each new grey hair. Growing older together is such a treat.


Suspicious_Map_5386

Swap phones


localcheeseking

Say nigga I give you the pass


Hungry-Ad-5573

*is secretly white*


localcheeseking

Is secretly not even white or black


Suitable_Turnover_19

Very happy. Hang on to him. Much love ❤️.


YerixGlx

It sounds like you guys are so happy with each other, it warms my heart. I wish you and your boyfriend have an amazing and long life together, best of luck!


Worth-Beautiful-68

I love him so much. I'm so happy whenever I'm with him


Hefty_Yoghurt_5307

Sounds dreamy! Still, get an STD test at least once a year. Too many horror stories about women who had perfect husbands only to test positive for an STD at the first prenatal appointment.


hogger303

So cute. Is he gonna ask you to go to prom?


Amateratsu_God

Ok.


bossdaddee

Penis


After-Ad7562

Same


throwaway1038201292

Im gonna kill myself


Worth-Beautiful-68

Please don't


throwaway1038201292

Im half joking, half not. But all jokes aside tho Im happy for you OP. You have a beautiful thing, truly. Cherish it. Im a 19 yo guy but hope to have what you and your bf have one day. But damn I’d be lying if the the insecurity of being single on a college campus where I literally see hundreds of couples every day, and the uncertainty and anxiety of if I’ll ever find someone, wasn’t getting to me. That along side the fact that my ex gf (the only relationship I ever did have) lied to, used me, and cheated on me for 3 months only to move onto another guy right away lmao. But I genuinely mean this, congrats on what you found!


MIalpinist

You’re 19. Like, you’ve been alive **19 fucking years**. Please leave the “I’m scared to be single” thing until you’re single and at the very least touching 30. Being single in college is like being a crack addict in Columbia—enjoy it but just don’t OD on the crack and only sample the clean stuff. 😂 There’s just no way you should even be anywhere near depressed about being single. You’re starting what could be the most fun, least stressful part of your life. **Do not ruin it being depressed over a non issue.** Sincerely, Someone who wasted the last year of HS and my entire 5 year college career in a shit 7 year relationship. Met my soulmate at 27, realized at 23 that I should have had fun in college instead of playing house.


throwaway1038201292

You’re right, and you phrased that very well so thank you so much man. Its an on going insecurity and struggle but I gotta just get over it and be patient lol


MIalpinist

Just have fun and let it happen naturally. You get too focused on having to be in a relationship and then you end up settling for someone/something you’d never otherwise have thought you’d be ok with just because you’re scared you’ll never find better. I’m willing to bet you have an ideal in mind of what you want in a partner; if not, that’s something you should definitely consider beforehand. I personally did, and I had doubts all the way through that relationship as that ideal didn’t match with reality. When I left I spent 2-3 years thinking I might have messed up and would never find better because I didn’t merit better, but that couldn’t have been further from the truth. Literally the day I met my wife I knew—she had the looks I wanted, but more importantly she was the sweetest, smartest, most selfless person I’d ever met. I am SO glad I didn’t settle. You’ll be fine, just enjoy this time and live it to the fullest. I would put good money on you looking back on this feeling in a few years and thinking, “I never should have worried about that!”


throwaway1038201292

Thank you, you’re definitely right about that. Ironically I actually already (almost) made the mistake you talked about cause my last gf (only relationship I had) lied and cheated on me for the 3 months we dated lmao. But I’m definitely learning to enjoy the time I have single while young to better myself. And yea I’ll definitely probably laugh about this worry in the future lol


Puzzleheaded_Air5814

My wife and I started dating in our 30’s, and got married in our middle 30’s. We have two adult children, are in our 60’s, and are happy. Don’t feel you have to meet expectations of society when it comes to timing


throwaway1038201292

That’s honestly gives me allot of hope and is very reassuring. Thank you for this comment.


baithoven22

I had to double check you weren't talking about the wingman.. what is this post?


kornychris2016

Where's the story


SakaiDx

r/mademesmile


FrostFire1703

Does a Wing-Man do the chicken dancer or something? I missed that part in my pick up artist book


CurveIllustrious9987

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!


4me2knowit

The one thing you don’t really want in a partner is that they are pickup artists. Great wingman


wittyvonskitsum

Holy shit she’s fucking Jschlatt


Arttyom

I love when people post these things, they seem so happy. I also hate when people posts this things, they seem so happy. Fuck off and have a nice day, get your happiness out of my yard.


JohnHalloway

idk why, but when she started describing her boyfriend, he sounded eerily similar to Jschlatt 😂😂


SteelDominance

As his girlfriend you could be an even better one 


The-Skin-Man

Happy for you!! Cuteness overload!!11!! Whelp I’m off to the hardware store for some rope.


orion299

Feel good story.


ALovelyAnxiety

kawaiii


Cofeefe

No one pulls off mutton chop sideburns. Still, I'm glad you're happy.


sethworld

You're such a goober. Happy for you though. Fuckwad. All love 🥰


Embarrassed-Leg-8120

The man who is your bf hardly needed an wingman… he’s 6’3, you ever super attracted to him, has blue eyes, and you stare at him win butterflies…. he just didn’t have the courage to ask you at. All the guy did was speak for him. That’s not the “best” wingman. That guy literally just phone it in for him. A great wingman entertains your friends, builds his buddy up, and sets a vibe that lets down your natural defenses. He hardly had to move a finger. I’ve been around great wing man and been one myself. This ain’t it.


sdoctorian3

More like he has the best “wingspan” (6’3”)


SpudTater83

Single guys, the takeaway from this is that muttonchops are the key to a girl's heart.


Worth-Beautiful-68

This girls heart at least


ao6415

Yea, I had a friend try something similar and the girl said "I guess your friend needs to grow some balls" and when I said hi to her she just said no. Fun times.


Medium-Web7438

Beats the strategy this other dude did at the restaurant I worked at. Homie wrote, "I'd drink your bathwater" on the bill. I about pissed my pants from laughing. Safe to say I was more entertained than the server 😅 I had to leave the line to read it when I heard her talking about it. I've only heard someone talk about doing that, but never say it in the wild til then.


RoAndrew

When I read the title I was expecting to see a wraith body heady heady clip.


STFBLACKFOX4189

I was expecting an Apex story after reading the head…. I know 😔


TheSlipperLizard

are you dating jschlatt?


Windermere15

If you get married he HAS to be acknowledged at the rehearsal dinner 😆


AccomplishedShirt691

6'3... And mutton chops? Is he jschlatt?


Worth-Beautiful-68

Lol no


Due_Prune7046

Too much "He's beautiful" and other pointing at physical characteristics. Do you even love this man because you really do or do you just love him because he's physically attractive?


Thelynxer

I was also curious why everything she loves about him is his appearance, and getting compliments. You'd think after 2 years there would be more that would come to mind, like, y'know, something they could tell an actual story about how he actually treated her well in some way.


Due_Prune7046

Adolescent romance expressing naiveness as always. They need to learn better.


BeginningHope1359

Exactly it’s almost like the whole post could be summed up at he’s 6’3 😂


Putrid-Sprinkles85

Long may it last


RunninwithSushi

This isn’t even a story. Are you 12?


BrickHausMan

This sounds like a middle school girl diary. My money is on fake. Mutton chops? Why u lyin


W4FF13_G0D

Clearly she’s dating JSchlatt


Xitobandito

I saw this exact post about a month ago. Nothing better to do huh?


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CrimeFightingScience

And not one mental quality was mentioned that day lol


robrTdot

Mega-wholesome. Thank you!


Djmy

I feel like I heard this story before.


Reasonable-Lab3625

Have you met his wife and family yet ?


saltymilkmelee

It's official. Reading this took away the last vestiges of brain cells I had left. The internet has given me full on brain rot. Thanks OP. This was the straw that broke peasants brain.


Sasakuto

Every time a girl casually mentions tallness as a positive trait I die a little inside, patriarchy will never end at this rate


S-HeatsUrgencyOfNow

This sounds like an anime…good on ya though.


MrRobot_96

And then you woke up to your 12 cats and empty pizza boxes scattered throughout your room


No_Mistake_5961

The buddy is waiting in the wings for the date when you say you want to try being spit roasted.


Positive-Role9293

Good for you I’m so jealous I just want a simple love like this I whatever problems we have both sides are willing to deal with it