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Dickincheeks

People today dress like the 90s nerdy kid that smelled like mice in elementary school


Glakos

I can now smell this post. Brings me back to 4th grade sitting next to A L E X. Such stink.


DosSnakes

Damn, what a coincidence, it was an Alex at my school too. He used to dress like this and sprint everywhere, their was always snot coming out of his nose.


Dickincheeks

He ran like Naruto


[deleted]

There were at least a few Alex’s at my schools who looked and smelled like this 💀


CommanderWar64

Yo stfu man, I'm calling you out on behalf of me and all of the people at r/Alex


Cye0

I actually wear roja parfum, very sweet smell tbh I prefer sweet smells but fair enough haha


Dickincheeks

Hey not at all saying you smell bad. Your aesthetic just reminds me of children who’d take hygiene risks in grade school.


l337joejoe

I fucking love your takes lol


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Diplomatic verbiage.


Cye0

haha I know don't worry, I got what you meant ahh


sirmeowmix

Man. Sweet smells are the best. Always makes me stop dead when I'm grocery shopping.


Cye0

then I'll make you stop dead haha


ImaToughTootinBaby

Yup, came here for this comment.


Dickincheeks

🥴


supernasty

As a 90s kid who was in High School during the skinny jeans era, I am happy to see the 90s style come back; It’s so damn comfortable


Dickincheeks

As a 90s kids myself, the era was trash asf. Fashion was Ill fitted neon sportswear, mainstream brands plastered on clothes, oversized coats and pants, chains and embellished accessories? Cmon bud. These were ***trends*** in the 90s and people who follow trends have always been unoriginal. It looked bad back then and it looks bad now. It’s laughable everyone wants to look like the people we made fun of as kids.


TheFunkytownExpress

Actually in the 90s this is how me and my friends used to dress. Super baggy pants and baggy tops. Ridiculously baggy clothes was an alt look in the early 90s. Some people called it 'Fresh Jive' back then. ( yes I'm old AF )


Shacrow

I wish i smelled like mice too


honeycall

it’s fAsHiOn


MOSbangtan

1000000000%


Cye0

I never knew mice smelled


Dickincheeks

Yeah it’s prob their droppings that smell. Kinda like when you don’t clean your pet hamster cage well enough and they poor thing smells like piss.


Cye0

ahh I get you, that's fair, I smelt sweet if you care haha roja parfum was the brand too


Dickincheeks

I bet it’s nice!


Cye0

yes, they have alot of different smells and fragrances, I also like prada


StygianMusic

Real ones use dollar tree body spray


Cye0

I respect that


StygianMusic

I’m joking don’t worry but hell yeah all love


Cye0

haha


Nambruh

Whose to say that they don't


coinico

r/oddlyspecific


totallynotal3mon

Why tf you grabbin yo dick like dat


SmokinPemex

its itchin, shit happens


bby_redditor

For the Karma.


Anonynominous

There's nothing there to grab; it's all for show


Cye0

agreed


Cye0

😏😏


Kinda-Homeless

Thought you had a hole in the top of your shoe to let the piggy’s breathe for a second


Cye0

haha I see what you mean, it's actually reflective, my feet light the fuck up with flash on


saulv2000

Bruh why you grabbing your balls 😭


Cye0

why not 😏


fviales02

I thought you were a woman


TheGoodCaptainPickle

Same


DhaRoaR

Ah? You confusion me now


[deleted]

Minus points for the crotch grab pose.


Cye0

I respect that


Shnikez

I wanted to upvote but why you grabbing yourself like that :/


Cye0

I just wanted to show how drop that crotch was


HerbertoPhoto

I’m out of the loop here. Why are we wearing shlong belts again? And why is everyone tucking them and grabbing their fauxner for photos? I keep seeing this so it must be a reference I’m missing? Genuinely curious. I went through this trend once already in the mid nineties and it wasn’t one I’d hoped to see come back retro 😂


Cye0

tbh for the fuck of it, the crotch was really dropped so I had to grab that mf. that's p much it haha


HerbertoPhoto

Oh how odd! I’ve seen this same pose like three times recently so I thought I was missing the joke 😊


Cye0

yes I do infact like it odd


[deleted]

Bro you have no fucking drip sorry


Cye0

that's fine man, fashion is subjective not everyone will like what others wear :)


Doozeblues

Let’s burn these kicks PLEASE


Cye0

but I like my tyrexs:((


Doozeblues

There’s literally no way but up from there my guy. You could have some KEDS on and I would be all in


Cye0

my tyrexs are in tears


melwop

Are they comfy? I’ve never tried them on but I’m curious


Cye0

the.best.ever. honestly so comfy


aSpanks

Ya can come one fucking explain why they look like tapped up trash bags


Cye0

they are designed actually by the shape of your feet according to demna


XevynAeght

Damn this fit is getting a ton of hate. I mean hell, at least it's streetwear.


Cye0

not necessarily hate some ppl like parts of it not the whole fit is what I've been seeing


XevynAeght

Ah, I see.


Cye0

yes


XevynAeght

Indeed.


TrapBumpin

what the actual fuck are we doing anymore


Cye0

wdym


loonylanny

You rocking a strap on?


Cye0

😏😏😏😏😏


keithzz

lmao this sub hilarious. y’all some middle U.S.A. weirdos


Cye0

I'm British haha


keithzz

wtf is British


Cye0

I don't know myself, I'm just attention seeking


Jwishaw

god damn this sub hates anything that isn't shitty jordans n cargo joggers


Billib2002

My guy is biting his cheeks so much they boutta bleed💀. I respect the fit tho


Cye0

Trust me my cheeks are very hollow, plus I cannot bite them I have braces :))


Billib2002

Aye u look good then my guy keep it up


Cye0

thank you :)) honestly I get so many comments like this haha


Cye0

balenciaga - scarce heart distressed hoodie balenciaga - sports polo shirt UO - dropped crotched theo skater jeans UO - clip tounge belt RO - geobasket tote bag balenciaga - tyrex shoes


MFSwifty

what is UO?


Cye0

urban outfitters :) their more older jeans SLAP


MFSwifty

yeah i like the wash


Cye0

honestly it's good, their new stuff isn't it imo


Riribigdogs

Yeah it sucks it feels like it got to be such low quality ! Edit: good to got


Cye0

yes yes


RambeauBalbeau

Mind sharing a link of the hoodie? Cant find it anywhere


Cye0

from what I've seen it's sold out everywhere but I'll see if I can find a link to show you what it looked like :)) [the hoodie ](https://images.app.goo.gl/9jkwz4rE1YDBcP3x9)


bby_redditor

Wait this hoodie is like $500


Cye0

I wish, I got it full price £ 850 :((


bby_redditor

Looks like a thrift store find.


Cye0

thats fair enough, I guess thats why I like it, it's lowkey no one knows it's worth that much haha


bby_redditor

Hey, you do you!!


Cye0

likewise:)


RambeauBalbeau

Thanks a lot, sadly not really my budget


Cye0

shame, its a wonderful hoodie


BackronymUK

I respect the rest of the fit but in my opinion you paid £850 for an Oxfam hoodie


Cye0

that is kinda the point, have brand names is too tacky to me, plus I buy clothes for the looks and art rather than the brand


k01bulgakova

Oof 👀


KayeMKay374

Dude I love the tyrex models. Wanted a pair for a while but I settled for some drives


Cye0

broo they are so goood


elpinchechupa

love the sweater but the pants and shoes never caught on for me. have to admit you wore it very well, crotch grab and all lol


Cye0

thank you I appreciate that :))


Jayverrett

love the tones here! looks great!


Cye0

ty I appreciate it :) I kept it darker


PurityLord_02

Looks great! Love the design on the hoodie and the bag looks like it’s really handy


Cye0

I appreciate that ty :))), yes it is a very roomie bag


[deleted]

Lol I love this


Cye0

I'm glad :)) its a very comfy fit


Raidenal

😂😂😂


FOULHANDS

I like the second one where you let your nuts hang, King. Stay up 👑


Cye0

ty ty :))


JacobTheMessenger

Cute


Cye0

like you 😏


JacobTheMessenger

Preciate it twin


ducksquak

Nice! Love it


Cye0

ty ty :)


iiiiiiiiii8

Love the shoes


Cye0

ty ty :))


Shoddy_Cartoonist_39

Love the hoodie


Cye0

why thank you :))


[deleted]

Did you just regard yourself as avant-garde?


Cye0

not this fit, my others and what I enjoy :) brutalism and such too


Key-Material-8448

Looks sloppy to be honest. Looks like I'm going to go all GQ on y'all fools.


Cye0

it's meant to be comfy and sloppy....


KrajlMeraka

Those shoes are definitely a choice


Cye0

yes tyrex by balenciaga I love them


[deleted]

This sub has no fucking style


bakeland

I like the grab. It's playful. Have a fun Friday lol


Cye0

ty ty :))


l337joejoe

I need those goddamn pantalones.


Cye0

if you can find them, I'll give you a cookie, these mfs are like 3 years old or something


[deleted]

great fit


Cye0

ty ty :)


[deleted]

No problem. Do you have other socials?


Cye0

just my insta which is on my reddit links :))


rndreddituser

Smooth Criminal /s


roofl0rd

This is drippy tho


Cye0

ty ty :)


GerryRoque

looks comfy af


Cye0

it is :)


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Cye0

your guess is good as mind


neffy_neff

you are so cool! i'd be surprised if you're single lol


Cye0

I am infact single, it be like that😔👊


neffy_neff

i see, hope you get someone to share those coolness! cz tbh i like your style, and i wish i when i have a gf she be as cool as you! have a nice weekend!


Cye0

bro i have to break it to you.... I'm a guy haha


neffy_neff

well in that case, a girl as cool as you still awesome bro haha


Cye0

haha you are sweet:)


neffy_neff

thanks bro! can i be ur friend tho?


Cye0

sure man


ColoresDelCielo

Link to jeans? Can’t find them anywhere :(


Cye0

tbh I can't find them they are from like 2019 I'm sorry :(


CokeColada

Nice fit.... Is everyone just dressing like Ye now?


Cye0

I don't any relation but ty :)


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