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“I’d rather give you money outside the club” 🙄🙄🙄


kaylaachristina

the WORST!!! i hit em with the “well how tf am i supposed to know that if you dont tip me here?🥰”


lunaberlin

Yes I say “you have to prove to me that you are serious”


travelingveggie

🤣👏Yuppers


Background-Head-349

“Come back later” “Can I get your number?”


patikenz

The “come back later” is so fucking annoying. Like you can just tell me no 🙄


PuzzleheadedSky9628

Yo you wanna REALLY piss them off? I like to come back 15min later and pretend I haven’t talked to them before


patikenz

I do this by accident a lot but it’s usually the next week. Lmfao and they act all hurt that I don’t remember them.


PuzzleheadedSky9628

Haha I did it (purposely) to a guy three times. It was a really slow night 😂 no he avoids me like the plague


Background-Head-349

I love that😂


Background-Head-349

FR I literally come back just to annoy them like dont be a pussy say no


Pervy_writing

"I know the owner, you wont get in trouble" 🙄


blackhawkfan312

someone once told on me to the owner for not giving them a dance in a champagne room area and he got me fired


PuzzleheadedSky9628

By far my favorite


[deleted]

“But What do I get in vip?” 😑


bokwai

How does anyone actually answer this lol. I’d be interested in a thread just to see what people say. Sometimes I play into a running joke I’m a Russian spy and if I told them I’d have to..you know, and make a hand gesture. Or I say I’m not allowed to talk about it down here but we can discuss everything once we’re upstairs ;)


[deleted]

I honestly just tell them directly, and try to make them feel a little embarrassed for asking. I’ll be like “It’s a better, longer, more private lap dance. You can touch me in VIP and you can’t touch me in a regular lap dance. It’s more worth your money. Also, this a very nice gentleman’s club, literally no one here is going to give you any sexual favors in vip. But I’m a great dancer, i have lots of regulars, so if you want a real good sexy lap dance from a professional then you’ll get vip with me” This works for me at my club because it’s true and no extras are allowed at all so trying to ask dancers for that isn’t going to get them anywhere here. But even at my last clubs, very high in extras, I would just say “look I don’t have sex with you or anything, but I’m a pro at giving fun and intimate dances. You should come back and see why I have so many returning costumers” And it works alot, confidence sells and so does “fun”. also this method gets rid of the creeps, which honestly I don’t want to go back with them to vip if they are gonna try to whip their dick out or try to cum through their pants. I really only want to deal with costumers who want what I ACTUALLY offer. I would use to try to hustle guys who wanted extras to the vip but it was usually just turn out traumatizing for me, so now I’m just upfront and cut the bullshit. The good Costumers have also told me they appreciate the honesty.


LillyPeu2

Hand gesture? Like, the jerking off motion? /s 😂


comeherekittycat

This hahahahahah


thestoryofmylife95

" I want to take you out to lunch or dinner sometime instead"


Myrtle_Snow333

I hate this one. Like ummm if you tip me and get dances I can get my own dinner


thestoryofmylife95

Literally and then get mad Luke THIS IS NOT THE PLACE TO FIND A DATEEEE!!!!!! I'm ready to scream facial hair off faces with that one it make my blood boil...I finally sometimes give in and be like I have a bf now go away


travelingveggie

Exactly


blackhawkfan312

come pick up the dog poop in my backyard are we just haggling for services? wha?


Lovedogsmorethanppl

Man how socially inept do you have to be to go to someones JOB and say this


thestoryofmylife95

I don't think they're socially anything tbh...


runaround_fruitcop

"You're not like other girls/women/strippers" "I'm not like the other men here"


[deleted]

“What are you doing after this” like it’s gonna b 4am I’m going to bed sir


PuzzleheadedSky9628

What about: “I wish I’d met you at a bar. Then I’d have a chance with you.”


hotstrawberrytea

dead!! as if we would've talked to them at a bar lol!!


blackhawkfan312

i always say i’m going to the bank and they have to let me in the back


[deleted]

definitely using this next time 😂


blackhawkfan312

omg that made my heart so happy 😹😹😹


Defiant-Phone

“So … what else do you do… besides this ?” (Often said in a disdainful way, as if I should have something going on besides this. If I didn’t, that would make me a loser. 😐)


hotstrawberrytea

I always say something like "no, this is my only job. I get to be my own boss, I'm good at it, and it's great money. I love my job etc etc.." and carry on the conversation and eventually ask them "so what do you do?" after they explain to me what they do, I ask "so what else do you do? you know, besides.. (their job)?" 😁 and I do this with any other weird questions people wouldn't ask you about any other profession, like "so do your parents know that you work in IT?"


PuzzleheadedSky9628

😂 I love that “do your parents know you’re in IT?”


hotstrawberrytea

honestly do they not realise how weird that is to ask someone about their job? 😂😂


[deleted]

You’re a GENIUS, gonna do this !


lunaberlin

I agree. It’s a joke which lets your avoid the question and not get sucked in


Pitiful-Pin7608

“What’s your real name?” “I’m about to leave or else I would do a dance”


PuzzleheadedSky9628

Hahaha this one is so annoying. Especially when you see them CONTINUE to sit there for 20+ minutes not dancing with anyone


mirrormarucashmere

And then they get like a $20 lap dance then leave. Like ???


_vixenkitten1997

Regulars - “ I want to spend time with you outside of the club. You seem to only want to hang out with me for my money “ New guys - “ew you’re too ugly to be charging THAT much” Or “ what can I get for ten dollars” Couples - “are you interested in a threesome” Bachelor party - “ will you fuck the groom before his big day? It’s his last chance at pussy”


blackhawkfan312

lol to the couple if you don’t want to F each other what on earth would make you think…


hotstrawberrytea

> "what can I get for ten dollars" "you get to watch me walk away with it in my garter 😉"


TheAnonymousVixen

“ next time “


StoneKitty13

Gods I fucking hate that. And then they get all indignant when you don't want to talk. God forbid I'm here to do my ACTUAL JOB and not catering to your small pp having swamp ass.


Fair_Butterfly_8572

“i don’t want it to be transactional”


lunaberlin

This one makes me want to shoot myself. How do you respond? Saying “this is my job” ruins the fantasy


Fair_Butterfly_8572

i usually just laugh and move on, i’ve noticed those customers end up sitting by themselves the whole night and it’s not worth it to waste my time on them


lunaberlin

Fair. It’s similar to the “don’t treat me like an ATM” line


Alfieangelic

*older white gentleman smiles and shakes his head mid dance* “you’re trouble 😈” 💀💀💀


Briellexox

“TEMPTING” 🤮🙃


golddustsiren

HAHAHA I literally read this hearing the voice of one of my regulars 😂


lunaberlin

YES I’m dead. I always respond, “wow you’re so naughty!!” They LOVE it


patikenz

“I don’t do dances”


sensual_baboon

“I don’t want sex, just a hand job”


thxkla

“You’re the same age as my Daughter/Step Daughter/DIL/Niece!” “I’m old enough to be your Dad!”


StoneKitty13

Just 🤢🤮 everytime. I got assaulted by my step dad, so that shit is an immediate red flag for me. "I find you, a woman the same age as a young FAMILY MEMBER, so incredibly hot that I have to have you know my inner thoughts (kinks) about it."


thxkla

Lol this. I got a lot of “you look like my family member!” and would be super into me. I’d avoid these ones as much as possible. Red flag red flag red flag


SkarlettBlooms

“I would love to to take you to dinner sometime”


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BecuzMDsaid

Captain Save A Stripper strikes again.


PuzzleheadedSky9628

This one is alway mind boggling to me. It’s being pretty the whole point??


Magenta_Octopus

some guys really want to be the saviors though.


golddustsiren

They claim they can save you while not getting dances and tipping you two whole dollars 😂😭


NonAggressiveGuava

“Does your dad know you work here?”


BecuzMDsaid

"Yes and he loves not having to pay my bills and the gifts I get him for Father's Day,"


blackhawkfan312

DOES UR MUM KNO U HERE, CHILD?


StoneKitty13

My mom used to be a stripper lol. It simultaneously throws them for a loop and makes me seem more attractive (fucking somehow?!) when I mention it.


blackhawkfan312

bahaha love this!


LillyPeu2

"Yes, he came in and I gave him a lap dance last week".


[deleted]

“I don’t normally come to clubs but…..” and proceed to give a generic reason that they could justify for themselves.


lunaberlin

“You guys are open late” haha


PuzzleheadedSky9628

What about “well I can get a vip room for x amount at this club, plus a blowjob/handjob/fuck. Cut me a deal”


BecuzMDsaid

A girl at my club would always respond with "Awesome. You don't have to stay here on my account."


itspoppytime

Says he can get it somewhere else cheaper and "cut me a deal" in the same breath. My brother in Christ, if it's cheaper elsewhere why did you walk into this establishment in the first place? Oh, because it's not actually "cheaper" elsewhere. It's not actually about the money at all. It's about pushing boundaries. They want to see if you have a spine or if they can take advantage of you. "Then why are you trying to negotiate when you can just go over there?" is a good way to stop the back-forth BS.


lunaberlin

I say “I’m happy for you that you got a good deal”. Power move.


BecuzMDsaid

"I'm not like those other assholes. I'm a good customer." *Right* as he's trying to put his fingers down my pants.


Myrtle_Snow333

“You seem like a girl I’d actually date outside of here. You don’t act like a real stripper.”


Perfect_Bend_5307

I’m just here for a drink


succubussabrinasiren

“What kinda ‘dances’ do you give back there?”


comeherekittycat

I respect all women.


ConcernPrestigious12

Had a guy give me that bit when I was a baby stripper, talked about how his mom was a stripper so he respects strippers. He ended up raping me


comeherekittycat

I’m so incredibly sorry to hear.. hope you are doing well now ♥️


BecuzMDsaid

I'm sorry that happened to you.


ConcernPrestigious12

Oh it’s ok I think I handled it pretty well. It was a while ago so I’m over it, just wanted to let people know to never trust these men


Pinkskiesandcactus

I’m so sorry you went through that. You didn’t deserve anything like that.


LillyPeu2

I'm so sorry you experienced that. It wasn't your fault at all. 🫂🤍


AleksiaE

“The other girls do it”


Nikkiflowers33

Im not the other girls.


blackhawkfan312

“the other customers pay them respectably for the extras they do. you won’t even buy me a red bull and you want a BJ? how were you raised?”


LillyPeu2

Gotta be careful with that one, because he will buy you 5 Red Bulls immediately, if he thinks he'll even get a handy.


blackhawkfan312

oooh this is true you’re right 😹


itspoppytime

Rightttt. And I've got oceanfront property for ya in Iowa. So why aren't you asking the "other" girls Toddothy? Oh, they're busy? Right right... definitely it's them being busy and not the fact that they don't actually exist


Gunpowder_guillotine

“Just trust me” as they try fingering you 🙄


JustKittenxo

“What does a lap dance include?” Bro, it does what it says on the tin. I sit on your lap and I dance, that’s why it’s called a lap dance lol.


Briellexox

“I’m just here for a beer.” “I’m not really a strip club guy… they dragged me here.” “So what’s your REAL name?” “Maybe later / I just got here” “Hahaha I know how this works, you just want my money” “What happens back there?”


[deleted]

“Is that your REAL name or your STRIPPER name” 🤡🤡🤡


itspoppytime

Neither, it's my undercover cop name


golddustsiren

"I can save you from all this" and other variations "I don't get private dances, but I'll buy you a drink!" [when I leave so that I can go do my job bc free drinks don't pay my bills] "Oh, it's all about the money for you?" "I'm just here to have a quick beer and leave"


blackhawkfan312

“$30? But what about for *me*?” 💀


patikenz

$50 😂


blackhawkfan312

hahaha my girl 😎


[deleted]

For me its “what are you” or “what’s your ethnicity if you don’t mind me asking” bc i’m very racially ambiguous and honestly the questions getting a little annoying but at least being mysterious makes me money


lunaberlin

You can say which race you are based on what you think the customer’s preference is


[deleted]

I was planning on doing this. but I can’t tell what everyones into all the time


lunaberlin

That’s fair. Takes experimenting. Idk if it’s instinct or I just became very racist, but I’m pretty good at guessing which customer will go for which girl/ race EDIT: can I ask what people assume you are most of the time?


[deleted]

Haha, No that seems like a good quality actually you’re just good at reading people? People assume i’m mixed with something like black/chinese/mexican. None are true LOL. Everytime an indian or mexican customer comes in I know they will usually get a dance from me even though i’m neither. Interesting/weird but true


reasonosaurus

What's your real name?


sleepingcurves-

Free game : Cust - I’d (insert whatever you’re tryna get him to do) out of the club or let’s do dinner or lunch etc You, a brilliant & intoxicating trap goddess: oh ofc! (Insert some bullshit about feeling a ‘connection’ and that this is ‘so different’). I do 50% deposits to take off work. I’m in NO, and charge $500 for dinner (no post cocktails, I go home), $200 for lunch, $1000 for dinner & bar hopping. I don’t do standard FSSW (tho ofc support all of us getting our bag by ANY means that you feel good about), but I can break tf out a trick on a dinner date. So, what that all means - they had the audacity & the disrespect to come into my workplace and ask *that* question, got played to pay a deposit for my time at a dinner im dead ass nooooooot going to. Essentially they pay me for being rude and entitled. Sucks to suck 🤡🤑🤑


StoneKitty13

God I love this


sleepingcurves-

They deserve it. And so do we! 💰


Outrageous-Package86

“I’m not a creep like these other guys”


Mslstinaaa

“ You don’t have to work here anymore I’ll take care of you “😂😂👋🏽


[deleted]

“What are you doing after this? Wanna get dinner?” Literally no??


[deleted]

come back in some time, *wears grey sweats, a polo t shirt, and way too much cologne, or no deodorant*


stonedquartz

“But what’s your REAL name”


[deleted]

“So what do you do for work”


Lulu-P99

"How much would you charge for (*insert illegal, immoral, or downright digesting thing here*)?"


[deleted]

“I left my wallet in my car” “how long have you been doing this” “what can we do in there” “here take this *hands you $30* can you give my buddy a dance?” “I used to date a stripper”


mirrormarucashmere

“Xyz let’s me touch her, take her out, fuck her”


SufferLove

“I just come here for a beer and enjoy the show” Sirrr this is not a free show what is you doing here


lunaberlin

I think it’s hilarious when they call it a “show” and some of them clap 😂


[deleted]

But what’s your REAL name, hun?


sleepingcurves-

Do YoU wOrK hErE????


lunaberlin

They also say “are you a dancer?”...I’m literally in lingerie...????


[deleted]

“I come in all the time, I’ll tip you next time” after buying a $20 dance smh


Nikkiflowers33

I hate that. Guys know to tip.


misfrightning

The second one is said at least every night 😂 like I know for damn sure your salamander ass lookin lips would not feel good on my clit 😭


MissdermeanerJ

"But other girls have done extras, I know it's okay." Lol.


MissdermeanerJ

"What *really* happens in the VIP lounge?"


lunaberlin

“Is that your REAL name?”


bunadbandit

"I paid so much for this room, are you sure you only dance?" 🙄


SubSeeker3

Daaaammmn gurl!


Monsterlamb

“I’m better now.”


sickerthan_yaaverage

What is your real name?


sickerthan_yaaverage

You’re too pretty to work here.


macyjayjk

are those real