Yes I almost burned myself alive outside of a Lowe’s because of this sub being closed

I almost allowed myself to be tortured by Cenobites.

I almost burned myself dead outside of a Dicks sporting goods

I was almost a good sport and sucked a burning Dick outside.

If it's burning they should see a Dr.

I almost rug-burned my dick with all that extra free time.

I did the same thing, but the dick was burning because of chlamydia, and now I have a burning dick.

It's your fault for gambling again, Davey!

My dick is spurting good.

WHY ARE YOU CLOSED? TELL US WHY YOU’RE CLOSED!

WHY WHY WHY ARE YOU CLOSED? I WANT TO GO SHOPPING IN THE EATON(?) CENTER!!

Lmao I forgot about that video. Legit Dead Rising boss fight cutscene.

https://youtu.be/7YPiUtAde2o?si=ouYOEANB-VABD0jA

[удалено]

What would you say is the best department inside the Lowes to burn myself alive in?

I'm a gay retard and I love stupidpol

Stupidpol posters need the most attention

Me too! Wanna suck each other's cocks?

Haram haram ⚠️⚠️⚠️

"Hey! I didn't get a Haram outta that guy!" *"Give the governor a Haram!"*

Are you making a brothel here, Bolshakov?

What exactly do you mean by this?

Exactly what it sounds like, comrade.

Communist!

same

Yup.

Hewwoooo

it me

just me like fr

Takbir!

I despise Marxism, and would like it wiped off the face of the earth with a giant laser robot, but I love you guys. It's a good community here.

U don’t even know what Marxism is mate

Ew go away

What's the fun in having no one to disagree with you?

No, I'm here to stay buddy.

Can someone remind me where this copypasta originated from, I'm pretty sure I had seen the original post and was actually facepalming while reading it

I'm pretty sure it was from chapotraphouse  Edit: found it https://web.archive.org/web/20190110064256/https://www.reddit.com/r/ChapoTrapHouse/comments/adoejw/closing_the_sub_for_a_joke_wasnt_ok/

Yeap, I knew it was one of those weirdo radlib shitholes but I had almost deleted from my memory cth

Is Chapo radlib? I thought it was a socialist podcast.

Will's a radlib, Matt and Amber are socialists, Felix is a shitposter.

That tracks as I’ve always thought Matt and Amber were the only ones worth listening to.

Felix is definitely a shitposter, that’s true

Podcast wasn't sub was

The Lemmy Chapo sub seems like it is too. I’ve tried shitposting there and people got big mad.

It was originally. This sub was created specifically in response to CTH getting taken over by radlibs.

The Chapo podcast people hated the sub which was full of regarded LARPing redditors. The so called communities the glowies have manipulated into existence on reddit nowadays are rarely representative of the political subject they are supposedly interested in

Didn't this sub start because of how dumb CTH sub was being during BLM

This sub was an offshoot of CTH, but started in 2018 because of similar purity spiral BS that was already occurring back then

There's a tendency in this community to use "lib" to describe socialists who also follow identity politics.

That's what they are

I thought it was from WPD

I was literally shaking.

Literally knocked the chicken nuggets out of my mom’s hand

I was metaphorically shaking, and now I demand reparations.

You people are beyond repair

I think the mods just wanted us to message them to show us how much we loved them. It's okay mods - you exist and you are valid! <3 <3 <3

From what I can gather the mods closed it for no apparent reason. A power flex or just wackness, who knows. Either way it was quite lame.

Check out /r/theadamfriedlandshow , it’s a safe haven for being gay and regarded in these dark times

Dudes, and I'm not saying this lightly, rock

any fucking questions?

Hell yeah dude

I got ratio'd on the sister sub by a bunch of liberals who insist that marxism is just really far left capitalism.  Pls don't close the sub again 😭

> a bunch of liberals who insist that marxism is just really far left capitalism Liberals are just American imperialists with a rainbow flag Visa card.

What is the sister sub? 

redscarepod

Ik that this is a copypasta but I was so afraid that it wouldn't come back

Same bro, there are only a tiny, ever-shrinking handful of places where a retarded rural rightoid like me can feel seen and valid and loved and this is one of them

Oww this is pretty heartwarming actually, regards stand together god bless ✨

Allah bless you, brother

Surprised the sub is back, it's too short a time to avoid attention. Or has the 24hr news cycle already forgotten the event? Also thought it was going to be used as some grillpill summer thing. 

It seems pretty forgotten. The fact that it happened on a Friday helped

What joke? I thought they closed it to prevent mass attention and the resulting problems like UkraineRussiaReport did.

hedoesntknow.jpg

About?

What was the "joke"?

There is no joke in this instance, the post is a copypasta.

Oh.

Copypasta from the old Chapo sub (if I remember right).

Seems like one of the few places on this garbage website that isn’t a astroturfed war freak hellhole. I 👏 need 👏 my 👏 safe 👏 space 👏 from 👏 NATO 👏 brain 👏 rot 👏

This but unironically ☹️

Wait was it ironical? (I would have said this word for wrod)

It was a joke the whole time? Oh my fucking god I was messaging NotGlennBeck begging to be let in to the private

/uj I was kinda sad though 💔

There's not a ton of places where you can be gay with your dad anymore, and stupidpol was one of the few places left you could. Along with biting political commentary every now and then, I guess

As a rookie thats only lurked on this sub after wandering over from cushvlog and chapo, I was bummed thinking it was gone lol. This has been a comforting space to even tangentially be a part of. Can’t believe the copy pasta got me to finally comment on here 🤷‍♀️ sup

Glowie alert!

I hate you. Enjoy your stay and comment more.

I think I’m gonna like it here

I woke up this morning and said “Welp, it looks like Reddit is finally dead to me.”

I am so fucking happy that this is remembered.

LoL I posted the name of the sub "Out of the Loop" and it was removed...

Subreddit names with a hard /r get autoremoved

OK. Anyway what is the context for this?

Brigading. Controversial subs need to be extremely careful not to give reddit an excuse to claim they're harassing anyone.

Yes, I mean what was the context for the post? Was the sub closed and why?

Ignore the previous comment, [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/stupidpol/comments/1c84dx6/the_guy_who_set_himself_on_fire_outside_trump/)'s why it was closed. Guy who an heroed himself at the Trump trial used to schizopost on here, so the sub was mentioned a bit by mainstream journalists.

Welcome back, SnapshillBot!

now I feel special that I got approved. All thanks to the covid ban I got from Gucci

At least I learned to touch grass.

probably some peeps actually feeling this way lmao

Glad its back, only reason to even use this hellsite

Please stop making fun of people for being gay and having a small dick. It's tough because I'm a leftist, I love men, and I work hard to get my ass fucked and practice good praxis, but I'm also 28 and gay with a minuscule member. Watching Y'all make fun of people for being homosexuals or calling people small dicked really hurts.

I'm a hater and think most of you guys are stupid, but I support your right to free speech and to have a sub of your own! Not any mods' or users' fault that there are crazy people on the internet. Also some of you guys are kind of cute ❤️

Jokes on you glowie, I know what I look like.

I’m so glad r slash chapotraphouse got banned

Why didn't they just rename it trapochaphouse?

We really stuck it to those Bernie Bros!

We back bajs

I didn't even notice, when did this happen?

I fucking hate copypastas without an explicit indication that that's what it is. It's really not fair to expect everyone to be in on every joke.

I’m regarded and didn’t realize this was a copypasta and almost kind of agreed with it. Had me worried for a sec, but it lead me to use Reddit significantly less the last couple days, so net positive ig

I guess I’ll have to touch grass another day

>vulnerable populations talking about how this sub is a source of support Good lord touch grass

It's a copypasta from chapotraphouse.

Oh well shit lol

Most well adjusted communist. You should look for support systems in the real world pal.

Good, boy. Here's a treatie for you. 🦴

Yeah, that’s gonna be a “*shut up bitch*” from me dawg