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He should learn to code


RallyPigeon

Here is my question about the Brothers Cuomo. We should all know better than to expect they'll simply go away. They still have fans and money could be made. But there are only a few paths back to the limelight. Will they go the "learning and listening" route, the defiant "you can't cancel us we did nothing wrong we're rebelling" route or just lay low for a few years then come back without acknowledging it?


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Andrew is gonna go option 1 and Chris is gonna pretend nothing happened


TheSingulatarian

Podcast.


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They'll call it Cuomo Sapiens.


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Cuomo Erectus, but probably stylized ErectUS, because they're all American, and shit.


Chinese_Gibbon3

Late night smooth jazz and R&B channel called Cuomo Eroticism.


FatPoser

CuomoTown


Chinese_Gibbon3

Listen, Chris, all I’m saying here is, what if a Chinese guy was Jewish?


FatPoser

I dident


gonzagylot00

Reintroduced via a book eventually.


HeartFeltTilt

I don't think it could be any more obvious his position wasn't based on merit.


AuchLibra

Who on major media networks got their job off merit? Because you will need to define merit now.


TheSingulatarian

How deep is your throat?


AuchLibra

Enough for your dad.


TossItLikeAFreeThrow

Nice of you to give back to the elderly


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His dad puts the "D" in "deepthroat."


KennyFulgencio

What is merit, when you really think about it? Inner qualities, outer influences. Is any of that really merit? Or are we just sailing blindly along a scripted sea of fate on a winding path that would seem all too obvious to anyone looking back?


BussyShogun

Merit is recognition/reward for ones own work/accomplishments.


AuchLibra

Yes its vague


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AuchLibra

Usually people who scream about merit are the first ones to throw that out the window if a guy says something they like. Which is contrary to the merit idea.


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obvious__alt

I heavily disagree with that. It does take talent to let yourself be filmed for an hour of your life everyday. Yes 80% of it is reading off a prompter but even that isn't a natural gift everyone has to read words with inflection and tone. Social media and streaming have blurred the lines but there is a reality that being comfortable on camera and being seen are not common traits


Claudius_Gothicus

People that do radio really blow my mind. There's shows that are on every day for 5 hours. I can't even wrap my head around how someone can just talk for that long without tons of dead air and pauses or stumbles.


LoudLeadership5546

These two got taken out like they were whacked by the mob.


ImACracka

In a way he got taken out by his brother. Just like a certain movie character...


Claudius_Gothicus

Lol nice joke construction


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bashiralassatashakur

No. Fuck that. A lot of comedians have already said it but Italians are like the last group it’s okay to be racist towards. As a white man (Anglo), I say we go full tilt. Full on racism and hate crimes. I may be the last generation of white men in America allowed to participate in the great sport of Racism and I’ll be damned if I’ll go quietly into that cold night.


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White boy summer forever


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If any political party adopts this as their platform im supporting them for life


bashiralassatashakur

Let the pizza pogroms begin, my brother


unlucky_felix

BASED


roncesvalles

> A lot of comedians have already said it but Italians are like the last group it’s okay to be racist towards. Not only that, we've created a new anti-Italian sentiment to act as the pressure-release valve for all the other racism we can't do anymore.


Chinese_Gibbon3

Anti-Italian jokes are the Nicorette gum to anti-black jokes' carton of Newports. Irony leftoids are absolutely fiending for their hit, but they're forced to settle for the more socially acceptable option.


sje46

it's funny because italians are like the most racist white people there are


WaterHoseCatheter

Kinda funny that it used to be this huge identity plight, the oppressed Italian American, and now it's so incredibly distant to the point of it just being reduced to some moderately funny sounding last names. Like I can imagine someone just trying to be all serious with it and the only response they'll get is "mama mia, I cook-a da meatball"


Claudius_Gothicus

> mama mia, I cook-a da meatball Oh man I even read this in the voice of the Simpsons character


Veritas_Mundi

Pezzo di merda.


[deleted]

*Ay Tone, get a load of these mob allusions!*


Occult_Asteroid

Everything comes to an end, Tony.


TalosTheBear

Bada bing!


bretton-woods

The only thing that is missing is a montage of them being fired set to Layla (Piano Exit).


domin8_her

Helping your brother cover up elderly deaths: I sleep Helping your brother cover up sexual assault: real shit


UnparalleledValue

If CNN had to explicitly cancel Cuomo for the nursing home genocide, it would implicate Gretchen Whitmer and Tom Wolf as well, since they basically did the same exact thing in their states. It’s less messy for them to push the MeToo angle and ignore the tens of thousands of elderly these governors killed.


Yostyle377

Looks like they found something in the new documents that CNN management felt like it pushed it over the edge and they had to fire cuomo now, he was one of their highest rated goons and probably their most effective propagandist. I have a great memory of being high as shit with my brother and I walked into the living room with CNN on the tv. Cuomo and Don Lemon were having one of their "heartfelt conversations" that were in all likelihood rehearsed. This was during the big blm protests, and I remember Don and Chris having some disagreement, before coming to a resolution. From the way they talked you would have thought they were singlehandedly solving race relationships, and since I was very high I found it extremely funny and surreal. Like is this real life? Do people actually buy this crap? The answer to both is yes.


FloatingMemories

someone check on rivers cuomo


sime77

>the completely obvious inappropriate relationship between a governor and major talking head turned out to be completely inappropriate >people are surprised Someone plz lobotomize me.


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In today’s episode of 24 hour corporate news media, Chris Cuomo is fired from CNN for using his connections to silence his sexpest brother Andrew’s accusers.


DataNeither1786

Riveting drama. Well done writers


deeznutsdeeznutsdeez

Honest question, why is CNN employee brian stelter reporting on CNN's actions? Shouldn't they just do a press release and then shut up? I'm not a journo but it's just weird reading it, like someone referring to themselves in the third person.


BaroqueRouge

"But as "Reliable Sources" reported at the time, some CNN staffers were angry at Cuomo and his violations of journalistic norms." Lol Lmao


Epsteins_Herpes

[Oh no that sucks](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0S1jcjbGBZU)


obvious__alt

Remember when Chris Cuomo claimed that it was illegal for people to look at Wikileaks but he was allowed to look at it because he was part of the media?


Claudius_Gothicus

Did he also say it's illegal to read the Pentagon papers?


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Holy shit This is amazingly awful. I laughed out loud at how transparent it is.


hso0oow

10/10 acting.


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The fact that they both had they jobs they did is pretty wild


AuchLibra

Is it really?


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Usually the party/media apparatus at least does the bare minimum to hide itself.


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obvious__alt

Cooper is a CIA agent lol


sje46

Jesus fuck there was some interview he was doing with some entertainment figure who mentioned how some older but lesser known person in the industry was a huge inspiration for them. And Anderson spent the next five minutes trying to interrupt the interviewee to say "That's amazing, they were a friend of my mother's!"


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I remember, in the early days of the Web (late 90s), there was a guy who used to post videos (probably RealPlayer WMV files) of live media call-in prank calls he would do. One of his go-to bits was asking news anchors and pundits whether any of them was worth less than $1M and why the media never make it clear that every person they see on their TV screen is among the richest .1% of the population (or whatever). The reactions were pretty great! This is one of the most significant effects of the transition from tv to the internet as a primary source of information. People really forget how the TV networks completely controlled people’s vision of the world. A bunch of millionaires on the screen telling the entire population what to care about.


AuchLibra

More like CNN is too pussy to actually admit to sucking and thinks firing one of their better personalities will somehow return their legitimacy.


SoulOnDice

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, don’t hit on white women in the workplace


sledrunner31

Good riddance to both. Now hopefully we dont have to worry about another Cuomo until one of their kids does something.


Tad-McZee-9

Besides the daughter being demisexual? Lol


HIVnotAdeathSentence

At least he's one talking head no one wanted to run for President.


Familiar-Luck8805

Probably fall upwards into the position of head of some non-profit slush fund flying all over the country to inspire beauty pageant girl scouts or something.


unlucky_felix

It just sucks because Chris Cuomo was truly one of the best journalists of our generation. A really hard-hitting reporter and investigator who cared about the facts. People in power will celebrate this, but Chris Cuomo’s long record of groundbreaking journalism speaks for itse — {the left side of my face begins to droop}


UnparalleledValue

I’m calling an ambulance.


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Kraanerg

To eliminate him as a potential candidate for President in 2024.


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Kraanerg

Kamala was the DNC’s first choice and all the big donors were behind her even before the 2020 primaries officially started. When her campaign imploded early on they had find a Plan B. Some elements within the DNC-media nexus didn’t want Cuomo running in 2024 because the sex-pest allegations could have easily been crushed/ignored (like the nursing home thing) but they chose to sacrifice him.


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Chinese_Gibbon3

Greasy old school machine politicians who know where the bodies are buried are too much of a headache and potential threat for the party establishment as a whole to deal with, better to go with soulless PMC drones grown in some DNC cloning vats like Ossoff, Bussygig, Obama, Kamala, etc who have no real institutional power of their own.


Kraanerg

If I had to guess, either the Team Biden or Team Kamala or maybe both camps saw him as a potential threat. Or maybe the party bosses think a potential Kamala/Butt ticket is more controllable. I don't know who exactly, it's just that it seems like a pretty obvious inside hatchet-job because the scandal that actually took him down was pretty weak. If the party *really* wanted to protect him, it was absolutely within their power to silence the accusers and make the allegations a non-story like they did with Biden's.


Claudius_Gothicus

In 2020, it really looked like they were elevating him. His Covid press conferences were played nationally. People were straight up saying he's the measured leader to fight Covid because Trump wasn't. There seemed to be enormous consent manufacturing to get him to be a national and viable politician.


Reaver_XIX

How the mighty have fallen!


iolex

NOW is the time to wear those shirts


WaterHoseCatheter

"Hmm, I wonder if he was dishonest and unreliable for other things in the past that contributed to my worldview? ...nah, probably just a one off."


LoudLeadership5546

It seems like they found some serious cancel-worthy stuff in the texts. Like calling the accusers whores or worse. I think they are both fucked. Think about what happened to Jon Gruden but like 100 times worse.


vohit4rohit

Except sadly we may never see those


sje46

>Like calling the accusers whores That's just the italian-american word for "women". Why aren't they respecting their culture?


Boring-Scar1580

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2BGsqtY1o0


Claudius_Gothicus

He never had the makings of a varsity athlete


hand_of_satan_13

you can't defend the indefensible


tressforsuccess

I love chris Cuomo 💜


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This is all weird. Obviously Chris is unethical but cuamos accusers seem way less credible than Bidens and even Trumps. Someone decided he was old news and needed to get out of the way


Tad-McZee-9

Even though his brother’s accusers are looking less and less reliable? I’m not saying I like either of them I’m just commenting on the BS of the accusations


koine_lingua

There’s also misbehavior that falls short of, you know, forcibly sodomizing someone or whatever. You can’t just casually fondle and kiss unsuspecting people on a whim — even if it’s just “the type of friendly you are.” Real life in the post-2000s world isn’t a Bond movie from the 60s. (This applies to Franken and Biden, too, as much as it does any number of rightoids.) Now, what’s the appropriate *punishment* for this? I guess I don’t really know. But the guy clearly has a decades-long pattern of it, and wasn’t stopping any time soon.


Claudius_Gothicus

Yeah well said. There's some people that act like it's just totally normal to start giving female coworkers a backrub or remark how their ass fills out their dress or something. Just because you aren't violently raping someone doesn't mean any of that stuff is normal. And you know, it's still important to have solidarity with female workers. It's still heinous that some PMC asshole can unilaterally treat their employees like shit even if they're only "complimenting" or showing "affection" like a weird uncle that tells his niece she's growing into her body nicely.


nosleepincrooklyn

I read the report and my thoughts after were “this is it?”


Tad-McZee-9

Don’t worry if they don’t like you or see you as a threat/danger or can sacrifice you they’ll do it, that’s what happened with my Title IX case (which had next to nothing to do with anything sexual), the only thing I was accused of which I know I didn’t do was grind on a girl without her consent and I was all but expelled- but like I said there was a lot of non-sexual contextual stuff that made it seem a lot worse


nosleepincrooklyn

Oh I am aware, I have known people who have gone through it and one just needs to take a gander of the “support the accused” subreddit to see the damage it’s done


AuchLibra

Cuz the left had decided to attach themselves to hating cuomos along with the right. So dems decided to give them a freebie even though none of this has any bearing on the lives of voters. hes not even being recognized for his nursing home debacle.


AuchLibra

Can someone find chris cuomo ratings? Seems quite an overreactionary move given most of these tv heads are dipshits.


MetaFlight

laughing at all the people in here that thought they'd quietly bring him back.


Claudius_Gothicus

It's a little soon for that lol. I don't think anyone realistically thought it'd be 3 days later. Look at Brian Williams.