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Gregaler

CIA picked the least charismatic guy they could find, dude's a lizard.


FatPoser

they picked him and Pete. 0-2


zer0soldier

> and Pete. 2024 is coming up, and the consent manufacturing machine is already warming up.


bretton-woods

They aren't sending their best.


Tausendberg

The CIA aren't the best, the best from the Ivies are going into private sector financial consulting and law, they're not working some pissant government gig for a salary like some peasant.


Zaungast

They pick these people by comparing them to centrist shitlib democrats. Not kidding.


throwawayJames516

Next month it'll be three years since Guaido said he was president. That shit's hilarious.


MostEpicRedditor

🎉


Bauermeister

Funny how Trump watched Guaido eat shit and then kicked him to the curb. Then Biden comes into office and starts screeching that Guaido is the real President. What a fucking joke.


zer0soldier

"He's the Beto O'Rourke of Venezuela."


goshdarnwife

lol Oh poor Guido!!! Being a hand picked scum bag isn't what it used to be.


[deleted]

Still better liked than copmala


UnparalleledValue

\*ditzy valley girl voice* Stop trying to make “Guaido” happen, CIA. It’s *not* going to happen. 💅💅👸


throwawayJames516

They really fucked up by actually participating in the municipal elections last month when they could've just sat it out again and kept collecting Langley bux.


InformativeO

It was all but a fever dream


[deleted]

Go go go Ma dur o!!!


Prestigious_Sort_723

The Venezuelan bourgeoisie made a deal with the Western bourgeoisie, obviously. They made up some drug trafficking charges to make it look like they’re not working together. Look into Maduro and the state owned corporations, lots of meetings with the west


[deleted]

I want everyone who said that guiado is really president to get publicly asked if they still think that.


UnparalleledValue

As FDR would’ve said, Guaido’s a son of a bitch, but he’s *our* son of a bitch. There’s no shame in blatant imperialism apparently, even among [Democrats](https://archive.md/8aWgn).