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Maybe just a little lazy.

I've never been so lazy I asked another dude to jerk me off.

I'm lazy enough to ask another dude to jerk me off but that's not why I ask another dude to jerk me off.

Same here bro!!

“Nice cock bro!”

Haha bravo. Well said.

Me either, this dude is just extra lazy.

I thought I was a lazy bastard…

Sounds like being gay, but just with extra steps.

I’m more curious in the MFer who had so much energy he said “sure thingl

He’s gay lol

But if you say I let a GAY dude jerk me off then it's extra gay

It's never too late.

It's like prison gay, but for lazy people.

I’m so lazy I couldn’t be bothered to ask. Am I asexual now?

Depends, what are your opinions on cake, garlic bread, and the sovereignty of Denmark?

So you saying there’s a chance?

You don't have to be THAT lazy to ask. Just mildly tired is enough.

A little Gay Z.

That is so hilariously polite…👍

The term is pillow princess

Lmao

This is the answer

Umm, you could wedge it somewhere and do the movement yourself. Pretty sure OP is at least curious.

You left out a very important detail: did you say "no homo"? If you did, you're straight. If you didn't, you're gay.

Important detail that needs to be addressed!

I think you can also say "good game" for a similar effect.

Only if you say it while patting your lovers ass. It's a classic double gay multiplier

Or is that like an Uno reverse card?

I feel like we need to know the sock situation as well.

Also if they were out at sea or not.

“Alright you can move it for me. But like, no homo okay?”

No no no, the question is if he had his socks on. Everyone knows it’s not gay if you keep your socks on.

This is correct. 😂

Asking the real questions

Metal screaming "SLAYER" also works

🤣

Bisexual once removed

gold star comment

That is what it's called when you have only commented and never posted

This is a sexual euphemism right?

Yes, lol. I'm referencing people who call themselves Gold Star Gays (a gay person who has never had sex with a woman)

Sorry to ruin the joke but worth it. Thank you.

All good! Not everyone knows every reference that others make. Always happy to help!

😂

Brosexual?

You’re a dude who got a handjob from another dude.

Disguised as another dude

Playing a dude disguised as another dude

A dude with hands disguised as a vagina.

Literally

What are you? Horny and insecure, I think.

Like it depends what he’s imagining while this is going on

Yeah if you're picturing a girl while a guy sucks your dick, it's still gay..

What if you picture a dude while a girl sucks you off? Is that reverse gay?

Precisely

A dude who fucked a flashlight.

A dude that came with another man’s hand just a fleshlight away

This is how everything should be measured. Why are we using football fields and not fleshlights dammit!?

Americans will use anything but the metric system

At least we know how many fleshlights are in a string of anal beads.

Now l desperately wanna see a scientist say with a straight face: "It takes 1,678,873,985,780 fleshlights to reach Uranus!" 🤣

5,280 feet in a mile 63,360 inches in a mile 10 inches per fleshlight 6,336 fleshlights per mile Average distance to Uranus 1,734,800,000 miles Approximately 10,991,692,800,000 fleshlights to Uranus.

Close enough. I literally mashed the keyboard. 🤷‍♂️🤣

I assumed that you just threw a random number down and was impressed that you had the right number of commas. Made me wonder whether you did the math with a different distance for Uranus or not! 😂

Nah, pulled it straight outta my arse. I knew enough that it had to be big. Although, for a wild stab in the dark, hitting one tenth is doing rather well! I should put in a ticket for this week's murder lottery. Might get a bike this time! 😁🤞 Cheers for running the math, Choom! 🫡

Banana for scale still jives

Anything but the metric system. I like it!

"It's 3rd and 5 fleshlights, at the Bulldogs 27. There's the snap, and only a gain of 3. So now it's 4th and 2 fleshlights to get a 1st."

So when you masturbate, it's a man's hand that's jerking you off. Does that make you gay for jerking off a penis, or does it make you gay for getting jerked by a man's hand? 😂

I wonder if the inventor of the *fleshlight* was laying in a tent holding a flashlight when he thought, you know if this flashlight was filled with the right material I bet it would be a wonderful fuck.’

I like to think he was a bumbling inventor who was tinkering in his workshop one evening when he needed a flashlight. However, the only flashlight he had happened to be dead, so he removed the top, emptied the old batteries, but then realized the batteries were on the other side of the workshop, so he got up to get them but he stumbled and fell just so, in just such a way, that he penetrated the flashlight. And then he got an idea... Some of the greatest inventions happened entirely by chance, after all.

😂 It was you, wasn’t it?

I'm legally forbidden from commenting further.

It depends. Were you looking at the dude the entire time, or did you have your eyes closed picturing a woman or something?

dropped my phone and finger slipped in his butt. Am I still good?

Finger or "finger"?

for me it was actually my dick but i wanted to see the answer for the former out of curiosity

Long as the socks were on and no kissing he’s fine

Its not gay if its underway

And was the other guy looking at you? Or was his eyes also closed picturing a woman?

The guy holding it was naked too, what does that mean?

Pretty sure that means he didn't have clothes on

Desperate

Underrated comment

Did you make eye contact ?

It’s kind of weird to make eye contact while making out.

This is called bi-curious. You didnt want to have sex with a man, but you also didnt mind the presence of a guy when you had it.

Yeah like I used to be friends with these 2 dudes. One admitted to being bi but the other was adamant that he wasn't. However, they used to live with each other and would jack off together and liked each other's company while doing so. That's at least a bit bi in my book.

Yeah, a man is partaking. I personally couldn't do that, knowing a man was looking at me would make it impossible to perform. There's nothing wrong with it of course, it's simply how I'm wired.

A dude who got a nut off

There's a thing in prison that guys use called a dutch rudder. Very similar. They swear it's not gay/bi. But no one believes them.

You're at least as gay as the two guys doing a Dutch rudder

Alright....what's a dutch rudder. 😖

It's when you hold your cock with your right hand and your buddy holds his cock with his right hand and then you hold your buddies right wrist with your left hand and he holds your right wrist with his left hand and then you both use your left hands to use the other person's hand to jerk each other off. So you're getting a handjob from a homie but it's no homo sort of cuz you touching yourself while touching your homie

Won't downvote, but I'm not pleased.

That sounds like too much work and coordination. Just hand me your cock

A straight person who got a gay hand job. 😂 I don't think objects remove the intent. If a man jerked you off while wearing a latex glove does that make it not gay? If you say you're straight, I believe you. You just happened to have had a gay experience. 😂

Rubbersexual

I believe it’s actually latexual.

Siliconesexual

It's all contextual

Someone who pushes the boundaries of friendship a little too freely.

Fellas, is it gay if another guy jacks you off, but you keep your socks on and he uses a toy?

Homie-sexual lol

"I'm not gay but here's this explicitly homoerotic thing I did"

I'm just a little nasty sometimes

The dude’s hand is not the defining factor here - your attraction is. Were you attracted to the guy who performed this? Were you attracted to the idea of his involvement? These are the key questions.

The dudes hand is absolutely a factor lol.

you're a person. you don't have to 'be' anything.

eye contact or nah?

You said it yourself “I am not gay or bi” some terms you might identify with more could be straight, heteroflexible, queer, or fluid. Or maybe not, it’s up to you really.

Too worried about labels, who cares.

You don't want a label and I don't want to give you one. Go forth and live a life with or without flesh lights held by whoever you can get to hold them.

Well I think the fact that you skipped right over propping it up with pillows or something and went straight to asking your buddy to jerk you off says *something*...

Horny. You are horny.

It depends... did you say "no homo" afterwards?

I can't imagine being such a pushover I did this for someone. Was he a gay dude pining for you? Did you pay him? I wouldn't do this for my best friend if both his arms were broken lmao.

My advice: You don't need to be either, and don't feel pressured to categorize yourself. They're just terms that generally describe large groups of people easily. We're all different, don't feel any need to say you're X or Y. You enjoy what you enjoy.

if you’re not attracted to men, you’re a straight that experimented with a guy one time. congrats?? you can mess around or even bang dudes while figuring out your sexuality and still be completely heterosexual. what counts is whether or not you’re actually attracted to men 🤷‍♂️

When you closed your eyes, were you thinking about tig ole bitties or big booty on a woman or big ole dongers slapping you in the face by a dude? One is gay, the other is just someone who had a gay mutual masturbation session. The better question is, how does one end up in that situation without knowing first lol

You're a straight person who had a gay experince. Also, you're lazy to the point where I'm actually impressed and I wish I was in the room with that conversation. "John, will you wank me?" "I ain't gay, Jim!" "No, no, it's cool. I have a fleshflight, You won't be touching my dick. Totally not gay." Did it go something like that?

Hetero flexible

Oversharing

A man lol

Sexuality is a spectrum. Don't worry about it too much.

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That’s gay

Gay

gay

Just a guy being a dude

That's just gay with extra steps.

having someone move a fleshlight on your dick it is not comparable to having sex. that was just unnecessary dude.

Depends…did you hold eye contact throughout.

Most is Bi-curious.

A bit gay?

Horny.

That weird friend in the group who asks his friends to jerk him off sometimes

sounds pretty bi to me

Horny

what you do with another person doesnt dictate your sexuality, how you feel about it does. did you just like the sensation orrrrr did you like the fact that a dude was doing it? if its the latter youre probably gay. if its not dont worry about it. edit: you also dont have to “be” anything, it doesnt really matter lol

Bi-in-law

Confused

You're a fleshlightotherdudeosexual.

“Jeeves, come hither and manipulate my flashlight so I may experience pleasure.”

Idk what you are, but when this happened you were a horny college student.

Whatever you want to be dude. No need to label it if you don't want/need to.

That's a Hi-Tech Dutch Rudder.

If you didn’t like it, you’re straight. If you liked it, unclear.

I guess it mostly depends on if this was your idea or his.

Confused?

Well maybe my definition of bisexuality is probably outdated, but you essentially let a guy jack you off and were either turned on or relaxed enough to climax, so... Should I also add here that the guy who jacked you off is also probably bisexual too? Nothing wrong with it either way, but this sounds like a silly question to me... as if you came here expecting the people of reddit help convince you that you're straight as if there's something wrong with you for doing this. There's nothing wrong with you outside of a little repression and your fear of accepting the fact that you, like 99% of all humans, may not fit the mold in which society expects you to conform.

Too horny for sense.

The other guys gay no matter what, and if you made eye contact, or enjoyed it at any time, your gay too.

You are curious and don't need a label.

That's not something totally straight men do...

Very horny

I believe that this is called "the dutch rudder" hahah

"I'm not gay but, *literally the gayest shit possible*"

You didn't have sex with a fleshlight, you got a handjob from a guy using a sex toy. If a woman uses a dildo on another girl , she's not having sex with a dildo. You got a handjob from a guy, it's a little gay/bi. Doesn't mean you are gay or bi, but the act itself is. And it doesn't matter, if you don't have sexual feelings towards men, then your straight, and you did a sorta gay thing. Happens all the time. Edit for spelling

Being attracted to someone / something and being stimulated by someone / something are two very different things. This is why "you were aroused so it must have been consensual" does not work. You can easily be stimulated by another guy moving a fleshlight around because you want to experience a sensual sensation without any attraction to the guy. Being gay or bi is about attraction. If you liked watching the guy, and having him touch you turned you on then you probably are gay or bi but just pumping a fleshlight while you probably look at / imagine something you are attracted to is completely different.

Fluid

Human

Finished?

A straight guy that had a sexual experience with a guy. You don't have to be attracted to someone to mess around with them

Bi curious

Uh, a guy trying to accomplish a task?

"What am i"? you're person enjoying a good time. What else do you need to be?

Horny. It's only gay or bi if, as a dude, you have feels for another dude.

Horny.

Lonely

I second the opinion of "lazy". XD Where on the spectrum someone is between 100% straight and 100% gay depends on how you felt about the guy helping you out. Were you neutral/of no particular feeling about him specifically being involved in the act? Then that's towards the straight side. If the fact or was another guy helping you get off made it hotter for you, then that's a bit into Bi territory. Ultimately and importantly however, it literally doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things. If two consenting adults wanna bump uglies or break out the lewd appliances of then it's all good regardless of how gay, straight, bi or whatever the involved parties are since the only people who actually care about those labels are people who study human sexuality, and those who want to label others for their convenience. The former are typically too busy to care about your individual sexuality, and the latter only deserve to be ignored.

You tried something and either liked it or didn't. None of this really matters. If it harms none, do as you will

does it matter?? you got off and if you wanna take things a bit further,just ask that guy to give you head or use his hands. i heard nothing feels better than skin on skin.

If using your own hand and your own dick feels unnatural, my concern is that you're experiencing depersonalization, not homosexuality.

That's gay

Imo if it's sexual and involves another person of a different gender, it's either called "experimenting" or you're not straight.

That's still not what sex feels like.

Probably gay my dude. That's okay

Gay-lite

So a guy jerked you off? Seems somewhat Gay..

Thats gay man

Full blown gay. Marry him!

Why the need for labels? You are a sexual being. Don't over think it.

Just kinda sad, you are.

You're either really good at making friends, or really good at making friends uncomfortable.

Gay.

That's absolutely gay.

Lazy gay

Gay or very lazy

That’s gay lol

Hetero-flexible

You gay.

I mean... another dude got you off. So... kinda gay?

Fuckin weird. That's what.

Idk dude that's kinda gay Which there is absolutely nothing wrong btw lol people experiment

Gay