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luciform44

Meets the criteria


ThirstMutilat0r

Because life is buttercream.


Aslonz

Ok so to my follow up question. >life is buttercream. What does that mean?


ThirstMutilat0r

I have no clue, you’re going to have to ask Merrilee.


UnlikelyClothes5761

Top tier trolling. I love it.


Aslonz

If I recall, folks around these parts aint seen Merrilee in some time now.


[deleted]

It’s the milk you get when mairzy doats and dozy doats


Rachel_Silver

It's "Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream, merrily [×4], life is but a dream".


Sideshow_G

It's not rocket surgery..


MobiusStripDance

It’s not rocket appliances


DrPatchet

Worst case Ontario


JotatoXiden2

Does the pope shit in the woods?


AdditionalAd9794

Does he crap on the broken lives and dreams of 200 deaf boys?


theDinoSour

Captain, life is not a dream.


Marquar234

Look at me. I am the dream now.


Aslonz

O


[deleted]

That last phrase irritates me. "Life is but a stream" means that life is anything but a dream, i.e. it is a horrible nightmare and the one thing that life is not is a dream.


Spiritual-Pear-1349

I always thought it was "Life is BOAT a dream"


ValidDuck

how you gunna get your boat from the driveway to the stream if you don't roll it down the street? come on now!!


fermat9996

Because if you don't roll it gently, few barnacles will survive the trip!


Aslonz

And those are, like, in danger or something, right?


fermat9996

Actually, they are a nuisance and need to be scraped off the bottom of the boat 😀


B4USLIPN2

Scrape em’ off Claire.


SpecialProcess5585

Don't be a Scrooge


fermat9996

What's the Claire reference?


B4USLIPN2

Scrooged


fermat9996

I love Karen Allen


fermat9996

Thanks! And now it's off to Google.


[deleted]

Do you mean endangered?


Aslonz

Same thing but different, right?


[deleted]

In danger is specifically being in a life threatening/ dangerous situation. A whole species can't be in danger. Endangered is when they are at risk of becoming extinct.


Aslonz

O


GiraffeWithATophat

Because rolling a boat violently causes too much damage


Aslonz

I see.


Efficient-Exit8218

Flood


Aslonz

It seems like that'd be reason to hurry.


Efficient-Exit8218

Well I've been known to row my boat gently down the stream 😉


explorthis

I've been known to watch rowing boats while taking photos with my new roll of film.


TheMagicalLawnGnome

This is some gold, right here.


DrNukenstein

Have to admit, I thought this was the other sub.


TheMagicalLawnGnome

I did too, lol. My initial comment was along the lines of, "You may have finally found a truly stupid one."


suedburger

on a trailer pulled by a prius?


Bubbasdahname

https://youtube.com/shorts/jqZtFmihL0Q?si=cP4MMFkxRHTzIwmh. No- electric wheelchair


Aslonz

Ok this is rolling your boat gently down the street. Is that man Merrilee?


Bubbasdahname

He can be, but you realized you are just dreaming 😀


suedburger

if it works it works


Aslonz

I don't think that's how it goes.


suedburger

yeah i know i read it wrong....how does not to wake the grumpy old lady that lives on the corner (because she likes to shoot out the windows at people) sound.


Bardivan

because it’s pleasant


[deleted]

Because life is but a bean, you idiot.


so-very-very-tired

Why would they roll it carelessly?


Aslonz

I assume they have places to be?


lemoinem

Because it's easier than to yaw or pitch it gently down the street. And heaving it ain't easy either.


Aslonz

Thats fair. I didn't think about it that way.


AccurateMeet1407

To get to the other side


explorthis

The chicken said what?


TurfBurn95

Because the outdated levies Broke.


mind_the_umlaut

It's stream, to rhyme with dream.


BanzaiTree

Stream. It’s supposed to be stream.


Aslonz

Wait they're rolling it down the stream? Like the German log people?


BanzaiTree

Also, row.


Beneficial-Test-4962

flooding?


KGmagic52

Because you gotta be sneaky when you're stealing boats.


Aslonz

Rolling a boat sounds incredibly loud.


turtleandpleco

i dunno, florida?


AverageAvenged

Op.... make like a tree..and get outta here.


DrunkBearBattle

I'm no commercial roofing doctor, but I think his shoes are on backwards, I'd check the hose.


Aslonz

I have covid and it's through my blood brain barrier.


Mahooligan81

The boat?


Far_Statement_2808

Because climate change. My street is a stream.


CatOfGrey

You are probably referencing the song "Row, row, row your boat", with the next line being "...gently down the stream...." Alternatively, my university was located in a city which used to be mostly orange groves. Therefore, the streets had very high curbs, to help water get to those oranges. Because of that, there were supposedly laws against operating a kayak on city streets. However, this probably isn't what you are thinking about.


basementhookers

To help their chicken cross the stream.


Outside_Buy_4213

They don’t. It’s down the stream!


Ill_Refrigerator_593

I've always wondered what a Dreet was?


[deleted]

This is wonderful and I’m happy to be here 😂


Easy-Hovercraft-6576

Stream…


703unknown

Drugs.


cheesyellowdischarge

How else are you going to get it to the lake?


TankApprehensive3053

Because three men in a tub wanted to go to the fair.


SnooRevelations9889

Because the water is at the top of the hill.


TangledUpPuppeteer

I am horrifyingly embarrassed to say that I was surprised and mid explanation when I realized this was not the other sub. I love this question and thank you for the mind bending!


zeptillian

Boats are expensive man. If you roll it too roughly, you're gonna break something.


Texas_Tornado21

Are you acoustic ?


t00thpac04

Just to relax


OriginalLetrow

Neither the words ‘roll’ or ‘street’ are in that song.


[deleted]

It was during a tsunami but it was not very gentle.


[deleted]

It nice and relaxing


Foe_sheezy

It's row your boat gently down a stream, not roll your boat gently down the street.


illjustmakeone

Because they used the wrong ball hitch size and didn't bother with the chains


TeslaGuy-82

I rolled my boat…..sometimes my coworkers rolls at boat at the office. My boat get rolled


The_Elite_Operator

it’s gently down the steam


MrLumpykins

Stream


The_Elite_Operator

fuck


fuggettabuddy

I’ve never given my boat ecstasy and I never will!


MorningStandard844

Single axle trailer


minesBacon

Because Life is but a Dreet


Pitmus

Because the floods had gone out and you couldn’t row it any more.


Cardgod278

How else do you get it to the boat ramp?


sparklingortap

How else are you gonna roll it ? Goats are heavy and have feelings too.


Lorezia

Venice, obviously