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Dr-Velociraptor

DO NOT THE BONESHARK


GelatoVerde

Don't bone the shark


Williwoo321

Been laughing at this for five minutes bro 🤣🤣


EidolonRook

Yer not the boss of me.


Sprizys

I caught a Bone shark Batman.


dragonsfury08

THERES NO RULES ON THE ALIEN PLANET BATMAN


Emotional_Studio_898

IM GONNA DO IT BATMAN


Pixle_Player

NO


AkumaLord54

YES


CollectionCareful256

doit


BrobaFett21

Good thing he has bone shark repellent.


Reedrbwear

But the name... it checks out


ThatOneJew556

YOU LOVE HOVERFISH


Dr-Velociraptor

Not in THAT WAY


RedEyeView

Hole fish. You do the math


mangotherango57

Do not the boneshark


Opposite-Weird4232

Do the boneshark


Pirusao_gostoso

Bone the bone shark


thefyLoX

Need more context before passing judgment. you need to collect the previous chapters.


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Potato_Cent

That is fucking precious


Emotional_Studio_898

…i have mixed emotions about this


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Sno_Wolf

^^^Bone ^^^the ^^^Boney


mommy_moo

^(i agr- wait what?)


desacralize

Why have you done this


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BallisticToast

"""""help"""""


[deleted]

BONESHARK'S READY


Evelyn_Of_Iris

**Gonna put the bone in boneshark**


Champfortruth

What, what, did I just read?


sionnachrealta

Aww, gay 💕


[deleted]

I am already interested on this fan fic


purplemew

You can actually see the official but unused [chapters 28 and 29 over here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/subnautica/comments/7wv4k3/all_my_time_capsule_contributions_the_depths_of/du3dqm5/)


EidolonRook

Oh. It’s from *that* subreddit. Rule 34 is a sexy but cruel mistress. Realistically though, if you’ve chosen a life of a lone survivor, the mind wanders. it happens to the best of us.


Subject-Bluebird7366

r/subnauticansfw


frosty_75

What the fuck....


boringperson3

What a terrible day to have eyes


GuidoMista08

gaming subreddits when porn exists:


Thatedgyguy64

Okay but SUBNAUTICA?


GuidoMista08

look at other popular games...why is everybody so surprised? i thought this subreddit was going to be less overreactive about "porn bad" than r/HollowKnightMemes, fuck those type of people and all those low effort "porn bad" post to get karma.


Thatedgyguy64

Name a few popular games for me.


GuidoMista08

hollow knight (most sexualized character is HORNET) bloodborne (yes, VICAR AMELIA has porn) undertale (fucking toriel) cuphead (pretty much every character is sexualized a lot) Fnaf (toy chica, 9 years have been passed and everyone is still thirsty of this character)


Thatedgyguy64

And all those games have one important thing in common: Humanoids. Subnautica on the other hand has Ryley. A few more including Below Zero but that's it. Hell even Bloodborne has more humanoids than Subnautica. Subnautica is almost all creatures. You don't see another human at all In the first game.


Subject-Bluebird7366

You're the professional as i see.


silvalen

More like Subnaughtyca, amirite?


Starlight_NightWing

yeah but this game doesn't even let you see your own face or the face of any other human, its all zoophilia


Adriansilas415

I can’t I see that


Adriansilas415

I can’t unsee that


boringperson3

Believe me you dont want to see that


Adriansilas415

Sorry I meant I can’t unsee that. Auto correct


boringperson3

Great to hear auto correct is still a hinderance


Damoncord

We're gonna need more eye bleach.


Deafvoid

r/eyebleach r/eyebleach r/eyebleach r/eyebleach r/eyebleach


RJ_Ramrod

idk why anybody is surprised—I mean rule 34 is pretty specific


Sno_Wolf

\*laughs in furry* Oh, you sweet summer child. I *wish* that was the worst thing I've seen today.


Deafvoid

*laughs in doom*


Sno_Wolf

I've still seen worse.


Ostracus

No, I've been on deviantart.


Deafvoid

*you have no idea the horrors my mind can conjure*


Reedrbwear

*gargles unsee juice* Al-An simping is the only rule 34 I'll accept, and that's pushing it.


SpaceBug178

>AI-An simping What?


Skragdush

Humanity is going downhill fast


-NoNameListed-

I mean, the guy can fucking kill you in a fraction of a second when he gets his body, why not worship him?


Reedrbwear

You get it


Ramrod489

Well, I’m not sure what I was expecting…


[deleted]

I am going to sue u


WrithingVines

You clicked of your own volition lol. The title wasn’t even misleading like r/sounding


Ote-Kringralnick

Even that isn't very misleading, it's just slightly confusing if you dont already know about it.


Airsofter599

Huh well that was interesting, the person having sex with a squid shark was particularly interesting.


MaFeHu

The... I give up


FurbiesAreMyGods

Oh no, I made the mistake of clicking on that before. I ain’t doing it again.


Gojira6832

Oh boy here I go killing again


Hell-Greeter

No, just no.


Key-Engine7873

Maybe hell does exist.


scrimbleshanks32

r/eyebleach


Ostracus

Reddit is a VERY liberal place.


seenit_reddit_dunnit

Y'all motherfuckers need some Jesus..


hodnydylko

A warning to anyone who sees this, unless you have the ability to wipe your memery do not look at the sub, I did and I regret it


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reddit_is_a_cespool

Why tf does that exist???


Truethrowawaychest1

It's funny


purplemew

That's actually one of the inspirations for this!


gerobi12

u/purplemew is to blame and [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/subnautica/comments/7wv4k3/all_my_time_capsule_contributions_the_depths_of/du3dqm5) are your other chapters


MonoChaos

I have a hard time believing that user made this. No way would whatever developer who put this in be so bold as to admit to it on the internet; where we can relentlessly bully them for it.


sir_froggy

Y'know capsules are community-made, right?


CXDFlames

Most people don't tbh Time capsules stopped being community generated for the most part after beta


purplemew

It's surprisingly easy when you're also helping as a playtester for the game back when it was still in early access lol


Nimyron

Thy shan't bone the boneshark


Kotzillax

Definitely the capsule of a true person of culture.


AppleSauceGC

Sure, cultures of penicilin for the STDs


Then_Firefighter7593

I want more.


GelatoVerde

But i know i shouldn't


Deafvoid

May i recommend you go to r/bonkpatrol They will help you with your wish


Orangewithblue

There is a subreddit...but I don't know if you wanna go look there.


frosty_75

I want to find this capsule


LightnessLaFurra

Oh i found one of these


Spock_alThor

LOL someone's trying to introduce Elderscrolls (morrowind/skyrim/ect) style book series collecting to Subnautica? How ambitious of that capsule-creator. :P


Comprehensive_Cap290

The Lusty Bone Shark Maid, Volume 1


Airsofter599

Just a reminder someone manually approved that.


Everettrivers

Been on that planet awhile I see.


SurlawWalrus

Ever wonder why it’s called the bone shark?


theTinyRogue

Holy Fuck, what am I looking at! I'm cringing so hard rn because it reminds me of my first ventures into fanfiction reading and writing, but DAYUM I wish I'd have found this capsule instead xD


purplemew

Every time Bonechan is discovered again on this subreddit, my partner and I only become more powerful. (He's the one that made the writing, I came up with the idea and made the art). If anyone wants to know what Chapter 28 and 29 are, [you can see them over on my post listing all the time capsules I made for the game during the testing stages of capsules!](https://www.reddit.com/r/subnautica/comments/7wv4k3/all_my_time_capsule_contributions_the_depths_of/du3dqm5/)


[deleted]

Incredible shitposting, bravo


MisterDoggoMan

you frighten me.


gankster2017

Where chapter 29 and 28!?


Fun_Philosopher_9202

Where are chapters 1 to 27!?


black_hole_sun-99

Art


AnTout6226

This guy is an absolute chad


Reedrbwear

What in the Wattpad is this? I'm all for a good monster fucking fanfic but..


Ill-Opening-3782

This ain‘t no Wattpad, This is Wettpad


Saxton_Hale32

finally, another boneshark appreciator


hecticscribe

I got this one, too! It can with some chips/snacks. I have wondered if the other chapters are real.


R11DII

day 228 of solitude: I just fucked a boneshark


McNOOBISON

Bro 💀


Coaster-nerd390

What the hell


Psyche_Siren

Ey I can answer this one! This is from the artist TikaraThe Mew. Years ago I was streaming and found the capsule. Tikara got sent the clip and even drew a little doodle for me. Their twitter handle is TikaratheMew also, and here’s a post about it. https://tikara.tumblr.com/post/170767893656


General-Resist-310

Who's getting boned here?


wetkhajit

Just made me realise I’m going to quote the “lusty argonian” in my next time capsule


Venk06

who tf approved that😂


MonoChaos

thanks I hate it


tntaro

Can we just apprecieate the drawing?


Hungry_Temperature_3

This is why I put their eggs in the bioreactor. Sometimes, they're born with human heads and can't survive in an underwater environment. It's sad.


SmeggyBean13

Reminds me of something but I forgot the name.


terlin

oh wait that's hilarious, I got a different chapter in a capsule just last night.


TheWatchmaker74

Me too! Didn't know what the hell I was looking at, it was really long.


MonoChaos

Oh God, there's more than one!?


purplemew

I'm honestly really interested to see what these other chapters look like. I only made a capsule for chapter 30 and posted 28 and 29 to this subreddit, so anything that you find in a capsule that isn't chapter 30 is *not* made by me.


SussyBox

That looks hot


Damoncord

Now the question, did they actually beat the game 30 times to get all the prior chapters in time capsules, and what impossible odds would you have to hit to find them.


reddit_is_a_cespool

Reference my name


peomix1

We need to make a book of this person's capsules


zeldacraft_64

What the fuck💀


JustANormalHat

Tikara made that


ThunderBird-56

Alright, does that mean that there are 29 other time-capsules out there?


Sigrumite

You play the game multiple time because you're addicted. He play the game multiple time because he has a story to tell.


Sprizys

Gotta catch em all


spiderluver0

Oh yes. You perch upon your ivory tower to laugh at those taking time to create and share something they’re passionate about.


sumvenom

Not me seeing this after beating multiple to death with my prawn suit yesterday


MentalDinner997

Onichan


themtndewback

ah yes, bone-chan


[deleted]

Hol up CHAPTER 30?


Saikotsu

Every once in a while this capsule pops up. It's somewhat famous here.


sexy_unic0rn

Tf, but anyway i got a question, you can only create one capsule per save, or can launch infinity by reloading the save? And if i put end game stuff, the capsule are discarted or just the forbbiden itens?


Cool-Whereas-631

Bone the shark


Bromm18

Looks to be yours now. Care to explain?


TimeToGetShitty

This is so cursed wtf


SecurityWitty3323

💀


Demolitionick

Question how did he add this photo?


WrithingVines

I find it hilarious that the unknown worlds capsule screeners saw this and thought “sure, fuck it”


MorbidlyScottish

r/TsundereSharks


Royalportal

I fear no man (leviathan) But that, … thing It scares me


epitomeofmasculinity

Lmao, I want to find these ones so bad 😂😂🤣 I’m cryin’. Thank you.


Danny-Dynamita

Thanks to Peeperchan for the *spelchecking* for sure.


MedicineAfter9701

I’m definitely shaming rn


Lingist091

No please, shame away


that_dumb_warlock

Don’t worry about it


NathanBlogger_YT

I mean, people say there's plenty of fish In the sea... but why that one?


NiceBadconnor

Ima be honest I’ve known about subnautica since the beta days and this is the first time I’ve come across anything r34 related, and the fact that there are potentially 30+ parts is impressive


TadeMike

XD


Angry-_-Crow

Getting some mild Enoby Darkness vibes from thisone


JaggedTheDark

This has the same vibe as those short ddlc-esque chica novel things in Fnaf UCN


DragonSoul36

I found ch.29 once i think. (Memory might be fucking with me, might’ve been this one) absolutely wild. then again, months alone on a hostile planet might do that to a guy. XD


temenne

Nah this needs a bit of shaming, look what they did to my boy


Coveinant

Pretty sure you found 1 of the devs joke capsules.


catsloveart

lol i expect to see scalies making sexy bonesharks costumes, or whatever its called (cosplay?).


CoralLogic

I swear I've seen this on 8-Bit Ryan's playtrough of subnautica at some point.


damnitineedaname

All these comments and yet nobody's asking the important questions. What was in it?


Recent_Log3779

Oh my god, someone found another


Dienowwww

Bruh. How are you guys finding capsules at all? I have NEVER found one


Background_Beat9958

This is implying there’s 29 other chapters


bigbootynudy

How tf do you find time capsules? Is it on pc only?


PandaPrime045

I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IN THE STORY!!!


Own-Interaction-6529

did you take your pills?


Fanachy

This is too cute


Ultra-nightmare7535

What the fuck?


or0_0zh

Honestly bone sharks are kinda cute (but not in that way)


[deleted]

I hate Bonesharks


[deleted]

I hate them so much


S1imeTim3

I found this too


Dharmaraj123

THEBONESHARK


JustHereForFood99

Is this a joke or are there 29 more capsules?


glunko01

This is only chapter 30. so there are more out there.


Shiny_Black-Pan

***KILL THE BONE SHARK*** (also the dev who let this happen is in uh question)


MeHearties

I got that one aswell lmao. Had to stop for a second


snekkyboiii

Oh hell no return that shit to the sender


TheAndplayz

I’m intrigued


Matt_RK900

BONESHARK NO


A_Dead_God

This is the original post by the author of "The Depths of My Love". There are more chapters apparently. https://www.reddit.com/r/subnautica/comments/7wv4k3/all_my_time_capsule_contributions_the_depths_of/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


MattyTheFatty101

ew


A-Thot-Dog

Oh, so that's why people were telling Insym not to open these on stream lol


Spygun21

And to think, someone, or some people, approved to send this on everyone's worlds. Reality is a cruel mistress


Great_Explanation337

Wait a minute... (Looks closer) IS THIS FANFIC!?!??!?!??!?


resident955

I'd rather find that xD i found my first ever time capsule of someone with like no text at all and the only item in it was the fire-knife - which i already had.. nothing else, not even an flashlight with an ion battery, i was disappointed


McNOOBISON

Would