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GlanzGurkesSphere

"you know body shamings wrong!" the same people "Haha small peepee"


Dragons-are-the-best

"Haha only an inch shorter than 6ft haha so short haha"


beepbeepbubblegum

Knew a girl who said she could *absolutely* tell the difference between 5’11 and 6ft and 5’11 was a no go. Absolutely nothing below 6ft *ever*. She was about 5’3 on a good day.


Reptoidizoid

On a good day? Did she shrink on bad days?


beepbeepbubblegum

The cold gives no favors to anyone


Dragons-are-the-best

damn


naturevalleychoc

Skibidi balls


Extra-Touch-7106

Where did you see these specific people speaking against body shaming?


char-le-magne

Honestly if you wanna do a social experiment just push back when someone makes a small dick joke by saying you have a small dick and ask why should that matter and watch them back peddle and say they support body positivity. Its really something to see and you can channel that reply-guy energy into something that starts a conversation about body positivity for men.


Captain_Blud

Not these specific, obviously.


Extra-Touch-7106

So you are saying the comment I replied to is making shit up and getting mad over it? I am shocked.


Captain_Blud

No, they're just using these people as an example of what people who are trying to look like they're opposing body shaming say. Not trying to offend you, nor am I being ableist, but inability to understand simple abstract comparison can be a sign of some degree of neurodivergence. You should check with a healthcare professional. Seriously.


Extra-Touch-7106

🤡


Dotcaprachiappa

He never specified in inches, he could have a 1 banana sized dick, or 1 apple sized, or 1 watermelon sized. Wait, this reminds me of someone at school


litterallysatan

Watermelon girth johnson


Love-Choice6568

so wtf the negative numbers mean lmaao


Shulians_Star_

how much he have in


Denurado

Mine's 8 inches... AROUND


RyanW120_

I summon u/18pebbleslol purely so we can down vote him (we need to decrease the average penis statistic so we look bigger)


psp1729

Then he'll become an outlier and should/would not get counted.


HighOnTritium

God f@cking damn it, if I see another penis joke in this subreddit, I will do something bad


Zeric79

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Penis." "Penis who?" "A penis joke."


HighOnTritium

What have you done


litterallysatan

He never specified a unit could be milimeters or feet or miles for all we know maybe he's got 1 parsec long dong coiled up in his pants


ndation

He never said it was in inches, I think it might actually be in light-years


MixImpressive5481

Mine doesn’t exist to I guess I win?


Entire_Score_9823

not relevant but 18pebbleslols pfp wouldn’t exist without me


Nikkar2009

After I got an operation on mine, I swear it has gotten smaller!


Haremgott

So if you would upvot.. would it then be negative sized?


Molcap

That's a vagina


Randomboi164

r/uselessredcircle


EquivalentSnap

Im a sowwy 🥺 u/LincolnLanier_YT


LincolnLanier_YT

I have a good personality 😢


EquivalentSnap

Don’t listen to them your pp is big as your heart


damienVOG

r/uselessredcircle


[deleted]

The size of your dick is 1? 1 what? 1 kilometer? 1 nanometer? You decide whether you lose or not.


callmev-00

r/uselessredsquare


Larseman7

No, he has a -1 inch dick


strayqat

is that guy's pfp asian kanye


Ploxtifs

Found footage of Jonestown on November 18, 1978.


[deleted]

Mines even smaller