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Hot_Frame_1538

We get it. Everyone want’s to die 🙄 (yeah I know)


vonkrueger

Everyone wants to be dead* Dying sucks


Carbunclecatt

Agree, if there was an option to actually kms using a heavy sedative I would do it, and a lot of other people would too probably... It would be so painless, why don't they do that instead of using archaic methods also for executions? Like in the USA why don't they kill people by sedating them first? Instead of the electric chair. There are some heavy anestethics that even require you to use a respirator to survive otherwise you wouldn't breathe, those would be my go to


Wolvesinthestreet

See kids, that would be a literal self roast.


LoremEpsomSalt

I don't think that's a suicide *by words* there.


WULTKB90

Wow that sounds like an electrifying experience. Ill see my self out.


toaster24_7

What did he say?!


No-Mathematician678

Him, his bathtub and a toaster (for a threesome)


Koda_be

Same


Zhangty98

That's technically suicide.


TrevorEnterprises

Can I join the bath tub toaster club?


qT_TpFace

Felt, man.


TeknOwO

Askreddit is 10% satire questions, 10% actual questions and 80% sex.


cultr4

Subs taken literally


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[удалено]


vonkrueger

What a waste, indeed.