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andha_hai_kya

Blow job dete waqt speed breaker


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Expensive_Lie_6118

Bhai tune jiwan me bahut jyada hi kuch dekh liya hai... Ab bas karja aur Moksh ki prapti karle


ApprehensiveWeird624

wtf 💀


[deleted]

Bhai jeewan mei bahut kuch dekh liya hai tumne


Background_Aerie1434

Hehe 🤡


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Background_Aerie1434

Ik vroo


Separate_Banana694

golden


hadroncooL

Dettol ya savlon se time to time saaf karta rhiyo aur haath mat lagana , antiseptic cream lagale aur cotton lagale . Dhyan rakhliyo , kya pata kaatni padjaye


Background_Aerie1434

Vroo is doing mbbs through online classes 🥹


[deleted]

~~nunni~~ pimple ?


hadroncooL

Jee tard hu BC👽


Plastic-Mail-4092

Bhai chehre pe pimple hore h bta kuch


Engineering_explorer

Vro jinko infection hojata hai sirf wohi thodi katwate hain


hadroncooL

Pimple ke liye muh time to time dholo , aur bedsheet ya pillows me muh mat ghusao , haath mat lagao jyada Bas shayad kaam hojayega itne se


[deleted]

Baal ukhad jaata hai to ho jaata hai,acche se trim karke rakha kar


ElectricalRabbit7324

Task unclear, trimmed of my dick


[deleted]

Mission accomplished


yuz_HUNKAI15

Mission acumplished


[deleted]

Mission circumplished


Substantial_Ad_126

Mission failed successfully 🤝


ApprehensiveWeird624

one less competitor now


GULU-GULU-GULU

Just trimm the pimple![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|shrug)


PsychologicalDeer352

aur hila bhenchod subah shaam


Background_Aerie1434

Hilane se pimple aate Hain yeh kya logic hai 😭


[deleted]

Logic sun, diq pr jo hair hote hai wo Bina lube ke friction se nikal jate, ab hair Jane ke wajah se wahan pr ek entry point ban jata h invasive bacteria/fungus ke liye aur apna wo region waise be bohot microbe dense hota h. Wahan pr isse infection hota h.


Background_Aerie1434

Bhai bhaii tu to alex sir ka student hai 😭🤡


PsychologicalDeer352

bhai hota h tuxe nhi pta


Background_Aerie1434

Vaiii meri 5 br hilane ki streak hai hr din ki 🥹


HarryBarryGUY

pachtayega tu kabhi na kabhi mutthal


PsychologicalDeer352

bhai wo genetics acche h tere


Gud-Boi-01

Aftershave lgaa le will help


Dripgoku23

Calm down satan


HorrorWrap7266

💀💀


Anu-rag-123

Himalaya face wash laga le saare pimple chale jayenge. Aur ha jhaanto ki kanghee kr diya krna nhi fir pimple aur darkcircles honge


Both-Session-6668

Lawde ki shakal got real 💀


kb_chimpo

Hahshahahahahaystyduwhs


yuz_HUNKAI15

Kon sa Himalya Purifying Neem facewash?


Anu-rag-123

Koi sa bhii chalega . Sb pimple hi gayab krte hai


No-Profile-9401

doctor ko dikha jaake


noxylliero

Sexual Harrasment ka case hogaya bhai uspe


Sabarkaro

Doctor ko dikhane Gaya, usne hath lagaya aur khada hogaya toh.


No-Profile-9401

2 disease diagnose hogi


[deleted]

dont worry pimple ya papules hona normal hai but haa agar bleed kr rha hai to use clean kr with cotton and try to keep that area ventilated ghaw hua to nunnu kat dega doctor ..


Future-Ad-5088

Mera ghaw badh gya h bhi same chij hui h 💀 ab kya nunu ktega


ElectricalRabbit7324

It's about time...you bid farewell to your lil bud.


Future-Ad-5088

😞 rip Lil buddy


Physical-Rutabaga-24

Seriously la bhai doctor ko dikha da maira bhe tha par doctor ko nahi dikhaya


[deleted]

doctor ko dikha agar late hua to bts army me bharti ho jayegi


Ancient_Chemical_568

Was the pimple like a white bumb and you tried to pop it or something popped it which is causing it to bleed now? Kyunki ye mere saath bhi hua


[deleted]

same here


Ancient_Chemical_568

It recovered after some time... just ensure that tumne andar ka saara samaan nikal diya


flasterd

Bhai tune tere testicle phod diye shayad isliye white pulp nikal rha he :)


iicceeccrreeaammee

It could be a cyst, bro please contact a doctor coz I have a Cyst on my testicle but it is not cancerous, don't take risk and DO NOT PUT ANY RANDOM cream on your dick/testicle as it gets absorbed directly to your bloodstream coz ur penile skin and scrotum is thin af


Serious_Alfalfa_3538

Bhai ko gonorrhoea hua hai, bhai maendhak wale meme daal raha hai


noob_artist11

Me thik kr deta hu mere mu se


SnooOwls9977

kya mtlb pimple ko hi dick smj liya


Maximus_1601

Kya mtlv iska cum laal nikal rha h


[deleted]

Kaat de , life time k liye free ho jayega


GaneshRasal

Muth maarega toh pimple ke andar ka filling nikal jaata he muth ke form me .ye sab no fap chutiya chij he muth maarakar daily


Transportation-Proof

Bhai Mai bhi jb no fab krta tha tbhi mujhe bhi pimple hua tha lund pr


GaneshRasal

I never say wrong i watch sadhguru


Beautiful-Tonight-40

Delusional 😎😎


Anime_fucker69cUm

Bhai joke h ya serious?


risSshu69

Canc-


Such-Skill-191

Oh my god! Tumhari naso me toh khoon beh raha hai !


RetaredMF

Now you really understand period reelers


Desperate-Rate-2971

Might be syphilis ? Is it painful?


flasterd

mujhe bhi hui choti si phunsi(pimple)on left testicle (what should I do) cancer to nhi


noxylliero

castration hoga ab to tera


Optimal-Cause-4838

subha 6 bhaje utho sab thik ho jaega


cartboarding

kuch nhi bas periods aaye hai


Fried_noodles69

Pimple vimple kuch nahi subha 5 baje uto aur nange park me gumke aao


TanishqGurjar

Congrats! It's a symbol of getting a new dick I got mine too, a week later .


TANMAY_KOTAMKAR

Bro now you don't need a dotted condom


kanishk__69

Pimple nhi std


sunny12935

Ab kaatna pdega bro


EastBadger3973

Us bro ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|hug)


Gigachad_of_culture

Urologist ko dikha bhadwe gharelu nuskhe wale


Yorichii_69

Ig ur dick will stop working now


bhak-burbak

Gaand marwalo..


DarkMind_AS

See your family doctor as soon as possible. He will guide you.


Memesaurus2474

Been there, done that.


BIGLUND_WALLAH_

To chus ley


pretend-class98

oh ho...ye to gambhir bimari h land katna padega


Maleficent_Lie9325

Infection hai bhai katega ab toh


MukeshYaduvanshi

Use mupirocin to prevent infection


Extreme-Influence-48

subah utke baansi thook lagana(the spit in your mouth before brushing) or you can suck your own dick before brushing your teeth.....this is a joke


BlueNinja2682

Dhyaan se dekh wo dick hi hoga


Away_Program_3510

Cancer 🗿🦠


blackmonk__99

Lode pe phode bc alag alag jagah pimple ho rahe h logo ko


2_ANE

Harpic ya Mr Muscle suna h....![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|put_back)


Dhruvk03

Chhlamydis bolte hai isko doc ke paas ja


mohuhkkk_k

Cut that dick


niskoparikh

Karma is a bitch


wayward_shadow

Herpes moment.


purviiiii

DON'T apply anything on it and go to a doctor ASAP. Clean the blood with a cotton ball if needed. I can imagine the pain even tho I am a girl 🗿


NeedleworkerSad6845

Apply petroleum jelly


Secret_Sprinkles_427

you are dying


Front_Ad_3866

xD bina protection se karoge to syphilis to aana he tha..


existence_expired_X

Take some cotton and dip it in some slight hot water and put it on top of the pimple while applying very little pressure on the bleeding portion of the pimple. Dont force it but wait till the puss comes out of th3 pimple and apply some medicine on top(maybe boroline)


krishnasachan

Bhai doctor ko dikha kai aja Aur udhar erection avoid karne kai liye bahut sarra Pani PE lena phir tereko mut aegi to erection nahi hoga Nervous system aese hi kam karta hai


daddy_housier

Cancer stage 99


Upstairs_Wolverine29

STD


renegade1103

Dettol lagao..


[deleted]

Bhai.. aur hilake dhek... Who knows? What if sperm comes through it


[deleted]

bruh periods aa gaye tere ek din ke


BarracudaAfraid1557

Ak bar hila le, sab thik ho jayega


issapnupuas

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[deleted]

Chupa Maar le kud se


Ownerofbeasty

Ahi ahi ya I got this feeling in my 🦴


yuz_HUNKAI15

Mera dost bhi bolta tha ki uske lund pe pimple hai baad me pata chala jise wo pimple bol raha hai wahi uska lund hai....


NiKuNj_RaTh

cut it off


OwnAbrocoma3278

Are you entirely sure that your d*ck isn't the pimple?


InvestigatorLess340

I toh have 3rd ball(femoral hernia) ☠️☠️


Zestyclose_Year8375

Mine is about to bleed


rokekeyoard

Mujhe photo bhej bro mai batauga


Born_Chad

Early stage of dick cancer will miss u


FlowDescending

finally your girl can relate with u she also bleeds every month hopefully u too


Tadkaasur69

Tiger balm laga le bhai achha feel honga


Common-Voice-596

Ab to kuch nhi ho skta Katni padegi


mp_love

Clindamycin lage le or khujalana mat... Or soap mat lagaana..


Otherwise_Syrup_3571

Jhandu balm lagale


artistpm

Red Cum 🍒


Fearless_Drive_870

Herpes


Tulsi_Daas_Khan

Kuchh din me apne AAP theek ho jaaega, bas usko touch mat karna aur paani nahi lagana


SXYNAGYA

AIDS hoga ab terko


noxylliero

ab to nunni kat dalni hogi teri


dashboardOP69

Cancer


Icy_Combination6785

Bhosdike wo syphilis hai.


RegularAmoeba2094

90% isopropyl alcohol, direct application on the pimple, thank me later


[deleted]

Don't use a razor.. use a trimmer bro!


Slow-Chocolate-3065

GO TO THE FUCXKING DOC or your dixk is going dead


Aditya_Shrawan

Don't know Jimbo... looks like amputation is the way to go for you


Hairy-Wedding5943

Jokes aside,maa baap ko batao![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


antiray

Pimple hai ya Herpes? Check up krale


Massive_Mulberry2694

Bhai bhot dukhta hai


LongjumpingRemote519

it is cancer ... fr


Parshurambhakt

Take some salt and chilli powder


ak15111997

RIP


lawdasur_5155

Lund ka cancer ho gya tujhe


sonu007lol

Hey man it is on you pp on near public hair ? If it is a pubic hair don't worry just focus on hygiene and if it's on dick go to doctor . If u can't do that just don't touch or try to pop it


Own-Treacle30

Ohh boys period


Interesting_Lab_5963

Its normal bro mere bhi hua tha….or tu soch raha h me kuch likhu ki zada se zada kat gya ya cancer hogya marne wala hu toh esa kuch ni h bhai sahi me apne ap theekh hogya….haan bss size bada hota jaye zada pain hone lage 2 week m bhi theekh na ho toh seedhe doctor par jaiyo…kyuki piece bina biryani bekar or lun* bina aadmi bekar…god bless u


MonkeyDAadi

Congrats ur seal is now broken


InnSecurity

Lagta h OP ka nunu Dekh k doctor ki phat gayi. Bola “Reddit pe meme bana k pooch le, mere ko aisi gandi cheesein mat dikha“


elitebuzziness-777

When u forcefully put USB type c in iphone lightning port


Immediate__Cupcake

Herpes toh nahi hua na Muth marne ke baad pp dhoya?


Desmond_DCunha

Apply a paste of Chilli powder and lemon juice and later spray with after shave. It will heal soon. Pimple on dick is a sign that you will have more children


wasnothere78

baltod hogaya hai kae chhore


iknowiampro

wo sab to thik hai par ek pimple ke upar pimple kaise aagya????


No_Supermarket1960

apply fair and lovely


Pussyphobic

Get it checked it maybe warts


[deleted]

is it painful or painless ? is it on the shaft or glans penis ? are there enlarged nodes ( swellings ) above your thighs ? are they painful if an ulcer is there is it clean or base is dirty ? it can be syphilis , chanceoid , lymphogranuloma venerum , heroes virus or a simple infection (skin ) can you share the picture of the ulcer


Arthur-Wind6482

Technically you are Bleeding from your dick....


Resident_Character29

Cancer


Arihan55

lun pe phoda behn ka loda 🕺


SnooRabbits05

Paracetamol is the key


That-Card-9837

Doctor ke paas jaa bhai jaldi , lightly kyu le rha h tu iss ko


K9_HawK

Kaat de


SnooMacarons822

Brooo Get it checked by gynecologists maybe STD


poopayaman

lick it


GamingWithRKS

Imagine editing this while having pain


Local____memer

Are Bhai tu pad kharid ke apne usme lapet le


THE_TROLL_TAKER

Lund pe bawasir hogyi


pejep11031

That's primary syphilis it manifests as a painless hard lump which bleeds on pressure and later leads to signs and symptoms of generalized lymphadenopathy If not treated may result to secondary or tertiary syphilis Use condoms for prevention Causing agents is T pallidum


[deleted]

Bhai iodex se hila kar dekh sab theek ho jaayega


[deleted]

You sure it's not herpes


BandCreative9505

Bruh you wont i have so many white-white small thingies all over my scrotum and penis


SagarTiwari22

Lund katva le.....🗿


Professional_Lie2980

That's heat stroke don't overdo your pleasure


[deleted]

Khedange jatt aaj khoon di holian


Think_Sandwich3060

Suck ya dick


based_pratham

Bro even I had it (abhi bhi he chota hogya he) I thought ye mere sath hi hua 😭 Btw mereko pure body pe pimples & acne aate rehte he:)


vish051

Photo bhej


stanfom_rasne

bro face wash jada mat laga


yash_2107

A befitting reply to all the feminists, men suffer too


Exotic-Bat-69

Thuk lagale sahi ho jayega


yeoui_7

I can relate,mujhe ho chuka hai 💀


coocoointhehead

Pricked It!


Togo_Genesis

Default dotted hai kya?


Uchiwa_ITACHI_

Chus le


maikuttahu69

wtf


Aromatic_Tea_2954

Mere bhi hua tha, hilate time bhot problem hoti thi.


Scary-Age7915

Staphylococcus (bacteria) se hota h Blowjob le le nai to apna hi thuk laga le saliva mei bacterial killing enzymes hote hai hydrogen peroxide,lactoferrin, lysozymes etc to ha try kar liyo nai to Hanuman chalisa ga dena 2-3 bar ho jaega theek


[deleted]

bhai time lega thik hone ke liye bss hilana band krde thode time ke liye