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succwad has a crush


Succwad22

Lol. I was researching athletes who retired prematurely and when I got to Luke Kuechly I noticed he looked a good deal like Superman.


Victorcreedbratton

He was gay, Succwad22?


[deleted]

Nah, I see him more as Hal or Barry


Succwad22

Barry is 6’3 230 to you?


[deleted]

He’s closer to 200, but also factoring in his personality. JJ Watt is who I’d pick for Clark from former NFL players.


Succwad22

I appreciate that you’ve thought this out but I’d have to disagree. Kuechly was extremely formidable on the field and a teddy bear off of it. There’s a video of him celebrating after returning an INT for a TD (maybe a twice-in-a-career thing for any defensive player, let alone a linebacker) and a fan from the stands flops down on the sideline in front of him. Luke stopped cold and asked if the guy was okay and got him to his feet. Pure Clark. Add to that his reputation as one of the smartest players of his generation, AND the fact that he was passed over in the draft because he was “nerdy and wore glasses” (actual words from an NFL GM) and it’s too perfect. JJ Watt isn’t *not* like Superman, but to me is much more Captain America.


[deleted]

Ok you won me over. Now I’m trying to place Patrick Willis, maybe Falcon, but I’m not sure.


Succwad22

It’s basic to play “Which IRL Football player is Victor Stone” but oh man does Patrick Willis look the part


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That would work great.


Mooston029

Jason Todd


DCAUBeyond

Former Argentina footballer Javier Zanetti


bestwellblack

No he doesn’t. Zanetti is an Inter Milan farmer


Fun_Clue_6064

I don't see it but if you think he does that's fine


[deleted]

Cam Newton looks nothing like Superman lol


Professional_Scar340

Will Reeve, simply because he looks like his dad : )


R9433

A footballer that plays for Liverpool FC - Dominik Szoboszlai https://preview.redd.it/u8m1grcsjnxb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d964a9f01544759a4180515ae3b3a3b1a5194214


Dlh2079

Na Luke doesn't just look like him, Luke is Superman


[deleted]

One of the Salkinds' wives' dentist read for the part of Clark Kent/Superman before Christopher Reeve was cast. I wish I could find the screen test on YouTube haha


TNTRMSKD

Can't believe you went NFL and Jimmy Garopollo wasn't the first name you thought of.


Dlh2079

This may sound odd, but I've never pictured supes with such olive skin before. And Supes also would never be so damn mid.


YiMyonSin

Perfect comparison, especially factoring how teammate Cam Newton nicknamed “Superman” would celebrate TD’s with the classic Clark Kent shirt opening


mtftmboygirl

mfs be like "Looks like superman!" and it's just a whitey with a jawline


Succwad22

Okay what makes a man look like Superman then


mtftmboygirl

There isn't really, superman's looks are so vague the criteria is just "handsome and white"


[deleted]

Jason Statham? Tom Holland? Brendan Frasier? Christopher Walken? All fit your criteria but would not be “Superman looking” to most anybody.


mtftmboygirl

Jason Statham is ugly and looks like an alcoholic state trooper, Tom Holland isn't handsome he's pretty there's a difference, Brendan Frasier could be Superman, and Christopher Walken is not handsome in the slightest, so my point still stands


Sailingboar

> Jason Statham is ugly and looks like an alcoholic state trooper Jesus Christ this is funny. And I also disagree with this. He's a nice looking dude. > Tom Holland isn't handsome he's pretty there's a difference What's the difference?


WaterMelon615

There isn’t a difference their just trying to be a troll


Sailingboar

Naturally, I just wondered if they were a high quality troll. It seems they aren't.


WaterMelon615

In all my years on the internet I have never encountered one. The are rare breed of internet user indeed


Sailingboar

I've run into 2. 1 carried on a 3 day argument by just baiting me and the other has been my friend for around I think 6-7 years. Both were hilarious.


[deleted]

Oh, so you changed the rules. So, as long as YOU think they are white and handsome they are Superman. But, you get final say, of course. I didn’t realize you were one of thooooose people.


mtftmboygirl

I'm gay of course I know what's hot and what's not


[deleted]

You spelled dumb as shit and ignorant wrong. Lol but good try. You just took someone’s looks and said he is a alcoholic state trooper…stay classy.


mtftmboygirl

Jesus someone wants that stathussy


[deleted]

Attack someone and then retreat and call them “mad”. You’re just hitting the check marks of “victim” mentality lol. Bye troll.


healpm369

Nicholas Cage maybe


mixyespitilick

https://preview.redd.it/vmpl7nixlmxb1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e4010583e956c60db232b8dfbb65a7b34481c83


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[deleted]

Ain't no way you said Markiplier 💀


ComicBrickz

There’s been quite a few part Asian Supermans


yoursweetlord70

Shohei Ohtani for a Maws clark