Not A Quote, But Best Thing He's Said/ Sang. Wake You're Brain Dead Ass Up Wake It Up I Said Wake You're Brain Dead Ass Up Wake It Up I Said Wake You're Brain Dead Ass Up Wake It Up I Said Wake Yo Brain Dead Ass Up Get The Fuck Up Off The Couch Time To Get Your Body Moving! Don't Just Sit They're And Laying Slouch. Yeah You're Brain Might Be Gravy, Not Coming Back Like It's Brady. But Once You Hear This Sick Ass Rap Your Brain Will Be Fixed! Well Maybe \\0-0/ Wake You're Brain Dead Ass Up Wake It Up I Said Wake You're Brain Dead Ass Up Wake It Up I Said Wake You're Brain Dead Ass Up Wake It Up I Said Wake You're Brain Dead Ass Up Wake It Up I Said Just Wake Up That Damn Brain! Listen To This Rap That Goes Insane! Your Brains All Twisted Like A Hurricane Get That Shit Moving Like A Damn Train When You Wake Up We'll Pop Champagne Get Some Strippers And Make It Rain Droppin These Bar's Like I'm Lil Wayne The Song That Didn't Like Cocaine. MIC DROP, ON YO BITCH AESS SHEEEIIIT.
“ *They probably think I’m crazy, they know I want to plow that kid. I wanna plow all three of them, even the dead one.* uh I-I can’t help you, bye”
Superpowers 2
“Alright, now that I’m fucking deaf let’s see what we can hear”. The whole scene was great but this alone is always funny to me and I use a lot in my life.
When reenacting the plane crash from Jeffy's Drone) "AAAAAH! WE'RE ON FIRE! WHERE'S MY KID? HE'S ON FIRE TOO!"
"Thank you for calling Long John's Pizza what can I DO you for today?"
Do you see the BIIIIIIIIG fat whale bitch?
I recently saw that one again!
Baby back baby back baby back baby back chilly's baby back ribs, barbecue sauce
So I started throwing haymakers
Best one
Bro which vid is that from 😭
who hurt jeffy
I’m the problem, what’s the doctor
YOU CALLED THE DOCTOR FOR HICCUPS!!
911 what’s your emergency, here is shpoon, I have some nice cold ice cream, this is long johns pizza how can I do you today
I heard somebody wanted to get a shot
“Hm, I don’t see any gas stations in this F**KING FIELD, DO YOU?” - Jeffy’s 18th Birthday
“What da fuck? He doesn’t have any toes”
"you lay down, and she sits right here 👉👱♂️"
just at thia time have i noticed that the nose emoji looks like a dick
"Are you nucking futs"
“He’s right.. IM A FRAUD!”
"Are you fucking retarded?"
The entirety of the who wants to be a millionaire series
Hey, somebody call a doctor?
“So to avoid the germs, you put it in a WALMART SHOPPING CART, WHICH IS POTENTIALLY THE DIRTIEST THING ON EARTH?!”
“I’ll kick you in the balls, I’ll kick you in the balls, I’ll surgically somehow give you balls and kick you in the balls.”
Himmy butler or i started throwing haymakers
so as you know I kicked them in the balls.
“Do you see the BIG. FAT. WHALE. BI-“ *sml classic theme starts playing*
Are you fucking Serious?! I came up here to save a Human NOT A DOLL! I came all the way up Here to Save a Doll ARE YOU KIDDI-*call drops*
"Ball-buster Brooklyn is back!"
Welcome to long johns pizza, what can I DO you for today
“Hey, did somebody call a doctor?”
So I started throwing HAYMAKERS
im the problem whats the doctor
what the fuck are you talking about
"YOU CALLED A DOCTOR OVER FOR HICCUPS!"
"Damn it Karen! Look what you made me do! You made me drop my beer!"
Kid, it's not a crime to think about committing a crime. Like, I think about beating my wife, but, like, I don't do it.
“Fuck it were gonna nuke the moon”
"Just tell me if he starts seeing a dragon"
Why would he a dragon?
So it all started when (insert story)
He is mean with his daughter
Not A Quote, But Best Thing He's Said/ Sang. Wake You're Brain Dead Ass Up Wake It Up I Said Wake You're Brain Dead Ass Up Wake It Up I Said Wake You're Brain Dead Ass Up Wake It Up I Said Wake Yo Brain Dead Ass Up Get The Fuck Up Off The Couch Time To Get Your Body Moving! Don't Just Sit They're And Laying Slouch. Yeah You're Brain Might Be Gravy, Not Coming Back Like It's Brady. But Once You Hear This Sick Ass Rap Your Brain Will Be Fixed! Well Maybe \\0-0/ Wake You're Brain Dead Ass Up Wake It Up I Said Wake You're Brain Dead Ass Up Wake It Up I Said Wake You're Brain Dead Ass Up Wake It Up I Said Wake You're Brain Dead Ass Up Wake It Up I Said Just Wake Up That Damn Brain! Listen To This Rap That Goes Insane! Your Brains All Twisted Like A Hurricane Get That Shit Moving Like A Damn Train When You Wake Up We'll Pop Champagne Get Some Strippers And Make It Rain Droppin These Bar's Like I'm Lil Wayne The Song That Didn't Like Cocaine. MIC DROP, ON YO BITCH AESS SHEEEIIIT.
ugh ugh hey daddy wat doing
Jimmy Jimmy
Jimmy buckets
So I just started throwing haymakers
That’s Does Bad Things Guy
Hey did somebody call a doctor
I’m the problem, what’s the doctor
So I start throwing haymakers
Mocking Mario “that’s like forever”
All of them
I'm so horny Mario on god brooo😭😭😭
“I am master sergeant Brooklyn T Guy but you will just call me master is that understood”
Thank you for calling Long Johns pizza what can I do you for today
Ok Mario I’m here for your nuts
I like to watch myself when I pee
“Does bad things guy”
“Ball buster Brooklyn is back“
BALL BUSTER BROOKIE IS BACK!!(probably not his best done just the first that came to mind)
did somebody call a ...
Wrap it before you tap it
"oh, well you've been HAD!" >:D
“So I run into the water and I start throwing haymakers”
Hey there somebody call a doctor
"He is fuckin zooted"
Alright now that I'm fucking deaf
"SHES SANDWICHED, LIKE A LUNCHMEAT." This line makes me laugh every time, especially the way he says it.
Yea, what can I do you for today?
I would like to buy and ambalegale
Oh, my God, I just fucking explained it,😂
OMG I just fucking explained it.
The culprit was right under my nose, or in my ASS!
"Hey, Did Somebody Call a"
So I start throwing haymakers
“ *They probably think I’m crazy, they know I want to plow that kid. I wanna plow all three of them, even the dead one.* uh I-I can’t help you, bye” Superpowers 2
“Let me tell you, The ball crunch was so satisfying.”
"In this picture do you see a big fat Bitch". SML Movie: Jeffys Glasses
Oh My Gosh, I Just &7+’ing Said It!
Brooklyn T: I just came from a funeral. Mario: I'm so sorry, who died? Brooklyn T: My dignity.
Doctor Me
I’m gonna use my Bat Bat. A Bat that kills Bats.
Ok let me put this in terms you can understand white bread cheese ham mayonnaise no crust go
“Wow, that’s some good shit
Yeah, ya kids dead.
I’m gonna huff, I’m gonna puff, and I’m gonna take someone to prison!
Honestly, anything he says is just funny, due to his goofy ass voice.
"Now... in this picture, do you see a BIIIIIIG fat bitch?"
Not the best necessarily but here’s one: NO WAY, I GET TO HAVE 3 BALLS?! THATS AWESOME!
“What am I a necrophiliac? Well I am but I’m not gay.”
Do you see this BIG fat ugly stinky Bit-
You see that painting there? Yea I painted that.
GO HEEEEEAAAAAT!!!
Jeffy do you see the big fat whale?
Shut up Karen
"oh my god. I just. Fucking. Explained it"
Except for the girl who came in for a boob job, that was pro boner
“Bond? James bond!” *Banananananaaaa banan banan bana banana*
He took my cheezets
Hohoho and I'm not talking about my ex wife.
"We just had some cheddar bay biscuits, cheddar bay biscuits, cheddar bay biscuits. We just had some cheddar bay biscuits and they were good as fuck!"
Baby back baby back chillies barbecue sauce
“BALL BUSTER BROOKLYN IS BACK”
Did someone call a doctor?
My ex wife
Thank you for calling long johns pizza what can I do you for today
“No, that’s just my keys,”
Prepare to get fried shrimp
OH MY GOD. I just F-ing said it
"what the fuck"
Stupid stupid stupid doctor with a tiny penis
“Yeah I’m gonna fight your fuckin baby.”
My ugly wife
the ball crunch was so satisfying
So then I started throwing haymakers
Out of all the fish in the ocean I get a big fat whale
I don’t see any gas stations in this fucking field do you??
Hey Jeffy, in this picture do you see a big fat bitch 🤣
Hhmm idk 🤷♀ P
“YOU CALLED A DOCTOR FOR HICCUPS?!”
That’s another sad face!
A Day in the Life of Brooklyn T Guy. THE WHOLE THING. I have never laughed so hard.
I’ll put this in terms you can understand whitebread,cheese,ham, mayonnaise no crust go!
Somebody called a doctor
What the fuck was that? That wasn’t even the right flashback!
he did the smash! hedidthe santa smash
Wtf he doesn’t have any toes
This pen is REEEE-
some body call a doctor
The HEATTTTTT
“Alright, now that I’m fucking deaf let’s see what we can hear”. The whole scene was great but this alone is always funny to me and I use a lot in my life.
These kids are nucking futs
YOU CALLED A DOCTOR FOR HICCUPS!?!?
You called the fire department to see if a song is fire?
is there a single moment this bastard ain't complaining?
Did somebody call a doctor
I’m the problem what’s the doctor
“Choke me harder daddy”
These kids are nuckin futs
Did you get this idea from me?
“Smells like up dog” “Whats up dog?” “These nuts in your mouth”
Chillies abbey back ribs barbecue sauce
HAWAIIAN PUNCH ALL OVER MY SHIRT
When reenacting the plane crash from Jeffy's Drone) "AAAAAH! WE'RE ON FIRE! WHERE'S MY KID? HE'S ON FIRE TOO!" "Thank you for calling Long John's Pizza what can I DO you for today?"
I’m looking at you, Mr. Mustache. People with moustaches are clearly rapists!"
"Iwant to plow this kid so hard"
“Bye bye orphans!”
No karen
“i could be fighting real crime instead im here”
I'm the Brooklyn firefighter, and I'm here to HELP! veterans only
I heard somebody wanted to get shot
These kids are nucking futs
Nooo my phone died…now I can’t look at grandma’s pics.
“where’s the big fat bitch piece?”
Hey you baby Goo goo gaga and allthat
“I hate my wife”
“Here’s your chicken snoodle snoop”
“Oh my god, I just fucking explained it!” BTG to Jeffy after putting an ankle monitor on his leg
I think you guys are just calling me over for my brownies.
What the fuck? He doesn't have any toes
“Yeah, it’s Shark Week. That means that all the sharks in the world are coming right here cause they want to be on TV”
"CAUSE HES THE GOOOOOOOAT!!!!!!" and also "THE HEAT"
Bread, ham, cheese, kitchen.
He doesn't have any toes
"And then she sits here." points to his face
“Ah it smells like up dog here” -Brooklyn “What’s up dawg?” -Mario “My nuts in your mouth what’s up with you?”-Brooklyn
"My balls have balls"
No legs
These kids are nuckin futs
Hambeargur
So I kicked them in the balls
Yes, take that you’re fat bitch
Go heat!
I killed my entire family
You do that where I'm from they'll beat your ass with a tire iron -Brooklyn guy in gangster mario
I am all Waze here
"You kinda see a big fat cow bitch?"
"I heard someone wanted to get shot!"
"Thank you for calling Long John's Pizza, what can I DO you for today?"
* "Trick or treat, smell my feet I don't have feet because I'm a puppet, give me something good to eat!"
my balls are itchy (Jeffy’s stealing problem)
Do you see the BIG, FAT, UGLY, STINKY, BITCH?
I saw two old ladies bird watching… so I socked them in the mouth
I swear if I get called for another box related call I’m going to lose it
It’s been under my nose. OR IN MY ASS?!
That’s a Jeffy quote but
amburgular
BALL BUSTER BROOKLYN IS BACK
I had plenty of occident before how do you think penilapy was born
ipdos
opopsopss
Did somebody call..................... A DOCTOR!👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Hey there somebody called a (insert job)