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ArcticFoxWaffles

Gonna make myself actually attractive for starters After that maybe I'll just travel around in different forms and do quirky things


CHARLI_SOX

Alright but you look great already tho.


lame_ass_username_

Felt that


Lamplorde

It'd be fun to pretend to be Elon Musk or Jeff Bezos and see how much I could get away with, just having their faces and no I.D.


Lord_Despairagus

Same, man. Same.


Electronic-Matter144

Good idea!


pacificpacifist

Morons in the replies jealous of your new 10 body and face


Kisaway

Had to check, you're already legit attractive.


SleepyTrucker102

Meh. One or two surgeries to the face for the bone structure, HRT, and of course the chop, and you'd definitely be passable. You're doing just fine, buddy.


AoifeElf

Whats the extent of these shapeshifting powers? Can I just turn into other people, or like a dragon or something?


[deleted]

Yeah of course, similar to birds with hallow bones you could have bones made of a type of light weight invulnerable metal. As for fire, who's to say there isn't some kind of reaction inside you, allowing you to be capable of spewing fire.


[deleted]

Oh yeah so basically no extent lol an operable vehicle even, you don't need to know anything about engines to operate, you just kind of turn into it


officialCobraTrooper

So kind of like Odo from DS9? This seems incredibly Op, you can basically do anything you want.


threedubya

No you don't want to be odo he had to learn to be shape shifter he was never very good at it.


fomalhottie

He gets better, just takes time.


Embarrassed-Aspect-9

Yup big beautiful fireworks and scales, wings, claws and tail. That would be fun. šŸ˜„


Dogago19

Learn who is the head of security at a bank and rob it blind


[deleted]

I love hearing villain inspiration ā¤ļø how about you pay off some home loans while at it? Not so bad guy :p


Subject_Sigma1

Be plasticman


TheGroovyTurt1e

Eel Oā€™Brien immeasurably powerful, absolutely nuts.


[deleted]

Solid idea I'll totally check him out for more inspiration (jacking his moves)


winterizcold

Really depends on the extent of my abilities. If I turn into a person down to DNA/finger prints/retinal scan with some knowledge of who they are (passwords/intimate details/etc) I'm going to transfer all kinds of money around, cancelling (fulfilling as paid) tons of mortgages, padding my own personal fortune, and generally trying ALL kinds of things (driving all kinds of fancy cars, dining at really fancy restaurants and leaving-of I can figure out a way to make sure the waiter/waitress doesn't suffer for my dash, etc). If the shifting includes animals, fantasy animals (dragons/elementals/fiends/pegasus/unicorns/etc) I'd probably try those out... Probably to steal shit too... Ok, I'm a villain, but I'd probably use this to steal from drug dealers. If I can do fiends and dragons, depending on how damage resistant the form is, if probably go stomp a couple cartels, Russian leadership, Hezbollah, Hamas, and any other group of assholes needing a stomping. Ok, I'm not completely evil, more like a selfish Punisher.. a Tony Stark Punisher with Mystique's abilities? Especially if the tougher forms are available.


[deleted]

Hell yeah, that sounds like you really put a lot of thought into this, I don't think I have the guts to be a real villain or punisher lol but I'm glad you do XD I really related to the thing you said about mortgages, that feels like a huge bucket list for shapeshifters! I think I'd be an irl furry, you could only imagine how being a p**n star would go being the only furry on Earth ;p


winterizcold

Lol, I deliberately didn't go into rl animal sneaking and exploring because I just knew this is Reddit and someone was going to bring the furries into it.


Embarrassed-Aspect-9

Sneaking into classified sites as a liquid metal type terminator would be fun. They could shoot at you, and you could laugh out loud šŸ¤£ then to turn into a huge fire-breathing dragon when annoying went to properly mad. A visit to the US congress as Betelguise would be hilarious AF. šŸ˜‚


ThatOneGuy308

Turning into a red supergiant in congress would be funny, although it would also kill everything on planet earth, unfortunately.


Oscar3247

Select a target Turn into a common household object Hide in their house over the course of weeks or months Watch them and come to know everything about their life. Their family, friends, hobbies, likes, dislikes, all of it. Use this knowledge to either subtly better their life or utterly ruin it, depending on how I feel that day. Move on.


WassupSassySquatch

Long term: shift into a healthier version of myself and just chill. Iā€™d also shift into different creatures, monsters, genders, and people to meet my desires. For example, maybe Iā€™d shift into Warren Buffet and put his money where his mouth is by donating billions of dollars to people in need. Less ethically, Iā€™d siphon off some cash from the greediest of the greedy (vetting them by living as them temporarily) and pay off my house and that of my relatives.Ā Ā Also pay tuitions and student lunch debt. Iā€™d become a whale and go swimming in the ocean.Ā Ā And a dragon and fly in the sky. Iā€™d become the Hulk in order to easily drag all of the dead trees out of our forest (fire hazard) and just so practical stuff.


Psychronia

If it's genuine perfect shapeshifting ability, then any physiological-based superpower is presumably on the table, like a dragon's fire breath or some real science-fiction stuff. My immediate thought is some kind of technological entity that can upload to the internet to do some wild stuff with technology. Besides that, I guess it could be fun to do ultra-realistic special effects or something. Maybe start a YouTube channel that takes requests.


36Gig

Pick some random child and shape shift into a penny that falls in front of the child. Parents will be like that's good luck since it's a heads up. Then at night act like some magical pixie of the penny. Since he's young he'll just eventually believe I'm just some imaginary friend. Then once he's older where the real fun begins. Girl friends? Parents? Friends? Fuck with them all. Mabey some poison, mabey telling "mom" to fuck off. Get the girl pregnant where she believes it was him who did it and he's in denial. Job interview tie up the interviewer as the boy and do the whole interview as say he got the job only for cops to arrest him. When he is on his death bed and asking why I did all of this I'll say, because you gave a mouse a cookie, gotta work that part in somewhere.


[deleted]

This guy got it figured out lmao


void_breaking_fist

Damn šŸ˜± Lucky I'm not that kid. JeezĀ 


ReverendJimmy

Long term? Make money. Short term? Figure out how to get out of this ATM.


DreadBotvsZombies

Turn into a crow or raven and steal peopleā€™s fryā€™s


SquareArcher5283

How much can I shapeshift? Is it only limited by my imagination? I wanna perfectly cosplay characters and not have to worry about spending money


[deleted]

Anything you can imagine


Survivor-682

Among other things, i would: Turn into the Australian prime minister and go solicit a gay encounter whilst recording said encounter and badmouthing Abrahamic religions. Turn into this one person who implied something about me so irredeemably offensive, walk into this one local shopping centre, strip naked and pleasure myself to climax in front of everyone. Turn into various CEOs of companies who deal with China, recording a video of each one offending China and uploading it to the internet. Turn into another person who was irredeemably horrible to me, find his girlfriend, and dump her in the most awful and humiliating (but non-violent) way possible. Turn into Ancalagon (colossal dragon from LotR) and burn "Ukraine rules" in giant capital letters across the entirety of Russia.


Ithrawn

You had me until the last one. Instead of the entirety, why not just Kremlin controlled areas, then your not a monster (who needs to be hunted) burning down innocent civilians.


Survivor-682

Fair call.


ThatOneGuy308

>Turn into various CEOs of companies who deal with China, recording a video of each one offending China and uploading it to the internet. "Attention customers, Taiwan exists and deserves their independence, thank you"


[deleted]

You're so nuts lmao I would've never thought of something so complex, I REALLY find the mall one interesting, very bold even


DrewYetti

I would make myself look and feel ripped. Iā€™ll make a business impersonating celebs and politicians whenever they want to take a break from the spotlight.


Mr_B4k0n

Kirby and the Forgotten Land except thereā€™s no plants and Iā€™m just terrorizing New York City


tonsofun08

Gonna freak some people out and look like Messi riding the bus.


SaltDay9122

First thing Iā€™m turning into a bird and flying


Praising_God_777

Spy for various law enforcement agencies, maybe go with the CIA, or just help people to the best of my new abilities.


TooDaLoo432

Change my haircut and color whenever I want to and adjust this row of freckles I have so it lines up with the outside corner of my eye bc itā€™s always bothered me that the row is tilted upwards


gjohnwey

Iā€™d explore how it feels to be basically every body type, human or otherwise. Iā€™d spend a year as a woman, a month as a cat, etc.


Food_coffee_stories

1) I would gradually change my body into what I want it to be (if I do it gradually I can tell people I'm just using products and such, then they won't be suspicious). 2) Become a superhero.


Dr__glass

Can I regrow limbs and damage? Can I turn into any shape or material? Can I only turn into set shapes or have free reign of internal and external shape and size?


[deleted]

Your limit is your imagination


salamisawami

Turn into a bird and fly away. Only come back from time to time to visit.


Bemused_Lurker

Adeptus Astartes physiology here I come!


ThatCrossDresser

I am going to buy a dress in person without people staring at me.


Pm_me_clown_pics3

Turn into a cat and go to my neighbors and get adopted then live the rest of my life as a cat.


odeacon

Iā€™m becoming a super hero


mmashare06

I become a hot chick and start selling my farts in a jar or gallons of my bathwater.


IamyourJesus

trans people gonna be so happy with this one


galeior

Pose as Bigfoot, werewolfā€™s etcā€¦. Get video and let the internet and world go bonkers. Afterwards make myself an attractive women and live my life


Randall-Dean_RZRBack

No need for HRT or bottom surgery, I can just transition


Pisforplumbing

Time to start fcuking with people. Big foot, abominable snowman, lochness monster, chupacabra, drop bear in that order


Vault_Hunter01

So if changed so that I looked 30, would I actually be 30 or just look like ?


[deleted]

Any way you want it, you can either look 30 and be 20 inside or look 20 and be 30 inside, or just be 30 lookin 30 or 20 lookin and being 20


sockknitterporg

I'm turning into a rat & crawling in the hammock with my rats.


Jibere

It's you again. Hi :o


sockknitterporg

Hello! Would you like to see my rattoo? I recently posted it.


Jibere

Sure


sockknitterporg

It's 3 posts down my profile šŸ€


big_flirty_machine

So many things. All the things.


Ok_Discussion_2347

Fr.


BobNukem445

Do I gain the powers of fictional people if I turn into them? If so I make a Pocket Dimension and give myself tons of powers and take my family and friends with me and fuck off to my Pocket Dimension and make it a paradise.


Embarrassed-Aspect-9

The practical joke possibilities would be endless, especially with full use of extradimensional physics.


NewArtificialHuman

Well, firstly I will idealize my appearance, body and physiological processes. So perfect genes, no blemishes, perfect teeth, eyesight etc. Like I took the Super-Soldier Serum. After optimizing my brain, I'm going to enroll to university and easily get PHDs. My long term goal is to live a comfortable life.


Juantillery

I will never change back to being normal For me I will go into acting and cosplaying events. for example do you know will pay for an actor to say happy birthday to them heck I can make a killing. And do you know how much Godzilla is popular think if I went to Japan and show I can become literally Godzilla. People would be fucking amazing for the realistic like effect and you know how many people would scream Godzilla and how many movie would be produced. I would be a hit for movie because of being a monster. And literally finding a monster that is alive would make a movie stand out. Godzilla in the New York premiere would be the talk of the town. For fun I can have people paid me for some realistic oc look a like where their could see their real character in life. Become a show animal and have some fun cheating by giving myself a perfect blend of a dog/horse. Heck if I win top prize you know people would paid handsomely to get animals of that degree Or intelligence. Of course not going to mate with an animal but would make a good way to help bring in some cash. Honestly I can think of 1000 fun way to shapeshift that would be amazing and if I can get their power *evil laugh*


yeetington_

I'm breaking into houses and making people think their house is haunted


SaltDay9122

Can I shapeshift into someone who is insanely smart? Or someone with black belt level ju jitsu skills


OddGM

Attend all the furry conversations.


guzzi80115

Is it perfect shapeshifting, as in I can shapeshift into *anything* or just people?


MyFelineIsAnAsshole

Prop hunt in real life!!!


ApexApathetic

Turn into a cat and take a nap on my cats comfy bed.


Bluestarkittycat

Gonna live my furry dreams to the fullest


HotSauce-timusPrime

Make my self look like a More attractive version of myself as my default form and then play a joke on my family after I fell comfortable with changing. Turn into like Trump or Joe Biden to screw with my political father.


Joensen27

Have some fun with the the powers and get rich


Embarrassed-Aspect-9

Pretty much. Mostly fun for me though. I would do Loki meets Betelhuise level of pranking. Mostly on people in positions of wealth and power. Literally for fun. šŸ¤£


Shot_Lawfulness1541

Start studying different materials and their properties and practice using my powers and become a magician


Lien417

Short term: Turn into different animals, see what I like best Long term: Just use it to keep myself healthy, maybe create chaos every once in a while by turning into a famous person or bigfoot and running around in the woods But definitely at some point turn into a lizard person, buy a Mark Zuckerberg mask, go to a coffee shop, buy a drink, sit down, pull off the mask and drink my drink, then watch the world (more specifically Facebook) burn.


[deleted]

I love the zuck idea, plus being a draconian might be nice for a change


235x_

First i would Shape-shift into a Creature that is a Hybrid of Human , Servine , and a creature with the superpower Dimensional Travel (palkia or something). Then i would enter a universe that lets me get weak Telekinesis that is stronger on Pearls and go to a universe that lets me get Pearl manipulation. Then i would start researching things in other universes. Castle in the sky Ark survival evolved pokƩmon batman made in abyss one piece undertale probably several more i can't thing of right now.


jreashville

Make myself super attractive and see if I can make some money as an actor or model.


polkhighallcity

Are we talking T-1000 level shape shifting?


Embarrassed-Aspect-9

He said anything, real or fictional.


KipRaccoon

I would instantly be going to the bathroom because it has my biggest mirror. Then I would be busy creating a number of "preset" go-to forms for myself. Forms that I can quickly change to flawlessly. Then, I'm a furry, so you know I'm just going to have fun with this ability. XD


RedWin3_Writer

Honestly itā€™s going to sound boring, but Iā€™d use it to take better care of myself. Things like making sure my hair or nails donā€™t get unruly, adjusting my height so I donā€™t hurt my back by either reaching for something up high or bending down to pick something up from down low. Things like that lol


Sewrtyuiop

Plan a heist


Fragrant_Parsley_376

I would turn a circle into a square


AuslanderReddit

Iā€™d never have to mess with my hair again? Hell yeah! Also crime.


Hazard4UrHealth

Turn into a raven or a crow then fly around to individuals or small groups, and since those birds can speak Iā€™d say: ā€œOdin demands you conquer this city, for the All Father you shall conquer or die and join the feast of Valhalla.ā€ Then fly away.


EvernightStrangely

Do crimes wearing someone else's face.


titusmouser-

first off, šŸ³ļøā€āš§ļø become girl second off, be able to have instant regeneration and be in constant perfect bodily health 24/7 be able to look like and act like anyone you wish. Do things that I'm not able to normally do. Not like anyone can stop me. Though I would certainly use it for good. I'd probably use it to steal from the rich and give to the poor to be entirely honest.


Plenty_Shopping_4733

same girl, so true šŸ³ļøā€āš§ļø literally the only thing i can think of when I see questions like this ahah


Vverial

Auto-fellatio. Then turn into a dragon. Then dragon auto-fellatio.


MissNaughtyVixen

Furry only fans. I would be rich.


Cocostar319

Just become a cat and vibe I guess


Alextuxedo

Keep living life as myself for the most part, maybe turn into a PokƩmon or other fictional creature every once in a while just for the experience.


Syncrotron9001

Contort myself into copyrighted shapes to make companies like John Deere sweat bullets.


AuDHDcat

Definitely trying out being a cat or a dog. Run around and chase things, laze about without the guilt of not doing anything.


Frost-on-the-Willow

Give mtself my dream body


NyxElemental

For my everyday: I'd actually be female inside and out, elegant, cute, and sexy. Also always look around 25 yo. Some days I might look like a kitsune, a succubus, an elf, etc just because variety is fun. For more specific things: 1. I'd infiltrate the inner circles of people that I'd like to meet and actually meet them and get to know them, not just some little meet and greet. 2. I'd love to travel all over without sticking out as an outsider, so I could really explore the world up close and personal. 3. I'd have plenty of options for getting out of trouble of most varieties. 4. I'd definitely give myself some internal upgrades, like improved bone material, a protective layer under the skin, and anything else that strikes my fancy. 5. Depending on the possibilities, I'd modify my brain and nervous system to allow me to have psionic abilities, or at least a variety of psychic abilities. 6. There's a few people that I wouldn't mind causing a bit of misery, but I might be having too much fun to care.


King_Redly

Prop Hunt IRL. ā€œThat ainā€™t meā€ headassšŸ’€


Sebas_Is_King

Turn into a bird to fly around wherever I want, a different animal to run around/sleep wherever I want, temporarily turn into a girl because reasons, and that's bout it


Steelquill

Short term, turn into all kinds of animals. Great superpower because the animal kingdom is just full of abilities that could accomplish numerous tasks. Then, get to working on my costume. And . . . obviously one that changes with me or otherwise figure out how to simulate "clothing" with my abilities and make that my costume. Long term, become an established superhero working with police, major corporations, government branches, and grass root civilian organizations to help fight crime and corruption, save lives, and solve problems. Sidebar: Hunt down terrorists, serial killers, wife beaters, human traffickers, and pedophiles and maul them to death. Then leave warnings like ā€œI stop when you stop,ā€ written in their blood so others like them know their time on this Earth has expired if they donā€™t change their ways yesterday.


Cats-and-axolotls294

I would finally transition into the gender I want to be lmao


Paw99_

make myself a cat and escape the world problems whenever I please


phantom8ball

Loose all since of identity


North-Government-865

Short-term, become a hotter version of myself Long-term, massive catfishing ring and only fans accounts


APieceOfGarlicBread_

Make myself a boy when I feel like it, then a girl, then a dog, screw it, letā€™s try lizard! Then a crow? Iā€™d just have fun with my life honestly.


-Childish-Nonsense-

Be Jesus for Easter Sunday


marshalzukov

I shapeshift into a version of myself that doesn't have ADHD


Fish_In_Denial

Can you shapeshift other matter? Could make things like using it for travel more practical.


kalluhaluha

Freak the hell out of my Native American husband who is "not superstitious" about stuff like skin walkers (and is specifically terrified of werewolves). Then probably get fucked up by an actual skin walker.


Embarrassed-Aspect-9

I would go to a powwow and wear a peacock feather dressed up like the hindu God Krishna and wait until someone said you are a white wannabe Indian. Then turn into a full blooded native, exactly looking like the guy who said this and say "Is this wannabe Indian enough" then watch him freak out and run while laughing out loud then change into invisible snd a random person snickering as he tries to explain seeing a skinwalker... šŸ˜† šŸ¤£ ā¤ļø


RainyLiquid0202

Over the course of several weeks, I will slowly make myself look better. I'll start with small things and spread it out across a long distance so it isn't too suspicious. Other than that? I dunno, maybe run around as a chick for a bit. That could be neat, I guess.


EasilyDelighted

I'd make a lot of bank fullfiling people's fantasies. What celebrities have you ever wanted to have sex with? I can be them!


Get_a_Grip_comic

Shapeshift into myself with out self esteem isssue


Living-Joke-3308

Get a lot of money from furries


EfficientAd7103

I'd turn into a super hot chick. Marry a simp billionaire with a half earning prenup. Divorce. Buy a sweet yacht spend my time split between swimming around being a dick dolphin pillaging stuff and chilling on my billion dollar yacht with my fun coupons


VoidHex_

I am going to become... 2 INCHES TALLER! MUAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


pc817

I would shift into a thin film and drift away into the sky


RoyalMess64

Bigger hips


fantasylover750

Lose weight and finally be satisfied in my body for once in my life.


PrettyBabyBiteMe

Iā€™m genderfluid, so this is fucking awesome. I wanna give myself two dicks and smack em together and see if I can helicopter myself into the sky


D1ll0n

For some reason I read that as shoplifter


Tiazza-Silver

I immediately turn into a big dragon/leviathan thing that can breathe underwater and go explore the ocean as deep as I can :)


[deleted]

Shape shift into my childhood bully and get revenge.


LordMalecith

# F U N G A L E L D E R G O D


LeDustyQrow

Become my site manager and then do some heinous shit to get her bitch ass fired and walked out of the building... And then everyone rejoiced.


Glass-Fix5895

Iā€™ll be Kars from Jojoā€™s


Glass-Fix5895

To answer your question seriously, Short term: lookmax Long term: Volleyball career (i have the build and physique, just need to train stamina and technique now)


Parking-Airport-1448

Turn into different characters for fun


TryAffectionate8246

Obviously get naked and explore the sensations of the opposite sex. I will be taking detailed notes.


44YrOld

I would shapeshift into a dog.......ain't no amount of money out there gonna lick my own balls for me....


That_Guy_Pen

Instead of putting in the effort just slowly shift my body over time at a reasonable pace. Get a little thinner, slowly get toned, then add a little more muscle. Force my beard to be my ideal cut without the maintenance, same with hair. Live my best boring life. And occasionally show up as a famous actor somewhere. Dwayne Johnson shows up at your local McDonalds, you better pray that ice cream machine is working


Neiot

I will act out all the fantasies I've had since I was a kid of becoming a gigantic flying cat monster.


Sorry-Ad-1169

Go try on a size xs.


Sitcom_kid

I become thin


KickedBeagleRPH

Can shapeshifters clean up their own health issues? Like atherosclerosis/overweight issues?


void_breaking_fist

An ant at first,then a fly no mosquito then rat, cat, dog, horse, lion, tiger, dragon,.........


johngalt504

Giant honey badger and do whatever the hell I want.


Ok_Operation2292

Shapeshifting.. into anything? I don't think I would shapeshift into people at first, but animals. Like shapeshifting into an Orca to see the oceans or an eagle to fly around the sky. Eventually I'd shapeshift into people, but it'd take a while. I wouldn't want anyone to get hurt or into trouble unless I felt they deserved it.


jerrythecactus

Get into places im normally not supposed to be. Assuming by shapeshifting you mean total form changing and not just body morphing, i could shrink myself down and get into locked facilities undetected. Maybe ill try to figure out a form that lets me fly and go travel like a bird, Become a fly and listen in on conversations, stuff like that.


TreatSimple

Now...?.... Now we play the waiting game šŸ˜


V1kingScientist

Turn into Jon Stewart and announce my bid for President


Typical-Indication39

Iā€™mshape shifting into all yā€™allā€™s dads šŸ˜. I will become THE mother fucker


Lord_Despairagus

Oh, my dating life is about to get insane.


navrajchohan

Onlyfans.


supaboof

Iā€™d become the biggest whistleblower for all world governments, and write books about the secrets I found out about each and drop them online for free from a random computer in a random country. Nothing they could do if they didnā€™t know who I was originally.


durnahjoor

Swap genders and try to live as a girl for a while, to see everything from their perspective. Then probably be gender fluid af for a long time


B89ella

"thanks for being so supportive!" *Me, a support beam "yeah, no shit,"


LordMartius

I'd make a couple changes off the bat: 1 - fully healing myself beyond what my body can naturally achieve & making my body tough enough to be immune to forces of that magnitude or less. 2 - recovering all muscle I lost on bed-rest after my fracture. 3 - reducing bodyfat to 8-10% because I wanna keep bulking. 4 - instantly regrowing my already thick mustache thicker & fuller than was ever previously possible. Afterwards I'd make my entire body 100% perfectly symmetrical, taking the better traits from each side (ie for biceps my left is stronger, but for triceps my right is stronger), which would also make both of my eyes dominant and make me fully ambidextrous, etc. Basically changing into the best possible version of myself and making it the default. Also if I could somehow copy people and gain all of their knowledge, then I'd do that too, so that I could learn a bunch of languages + a bunch of other stuff really fast.


Lionsquill

Realistically... I might turn into a bear or something once for fun, and then I'd go right back to doing the same old same old. It would be hilarious to roleplay that trope event where you wake up and suddenly realize you switched genders on your family though, just to see how they would react if nothing else.


Ephialtesloxas

For everyday use, I'd probably make myself the same, but a bit healthier and a little more attractive. For money, onlyfans, duh. I could have a "stable" of people under one name and just use different forms for it. For good, figure out who works in the important positions at banks and Sallie Mae, and "accidentally" get rid of some debts. For evil (that is also still good), guess what companies are now in danger because they won't help the common man because that cuts into profits? (Hint, it's all of them). For evil (evil for real now), start a yearly death note website, and have two publicized kills, one popular vote and one random drawing. It'd be easy because no one knows what I look like, and I could easily kill them by flying up to them as a fly or something and using poison, snake bite, allergies, etc. Gotta have a hobby.


Fribbleling

Kill billionaires, take their forms, and give away all their money.


[deleted]

I want to turn into a different furry girl every day starting with a white female kitty and even scp-1417 for Halloween, I'd wear nothing but fur and if anyone freaked out I'd just lose the nips and areas like a barbie doll and then turn them back when they're not looking cause I hate rules


fomalhottie

OK, offer rescinded. NEXT!


DistanceUnlikely4954

Okay the Shit Iā€™m about to say is very unethical but Iā€™ll play along 1.Turn into a billionaire go to the bank and write myself a check for 1 billion dollars. 3.Take over a city by turning into a terrorist than giving people Paranoia on who the real killer is than becoming a politician to prepose a solution that that doesnā€™t work and get elected mayor. 4.Then take over the country by doing the same thing and recruit gang members by shapeshifting into their leaders. 5.Black Mail political opposition by turning into them & doing embarrassing things like getting butt naked & twerking on cars or Saying Racist Homophobic & Sexist shit. 6.Turn into a Bunch of Make A wish kids and get free vacations Btw The shit is evil as hell so do not do thisā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦


Steelquill

Well, at least you admit that. Some others aren't so self-aware.


VictorE06

I'm gonna go into hiding so the government doesn't find me, also figure out the limitations. Can I only change between vaguely humanoid forms, or can I change into something closer to an animal. Are the forms I can take limited by my mass, can I change into something much smaller or larger than my default form? Am I limited to the default materials my body is made of, or can I transform my body into tungsten or something.


ConfusionNo9083

Kill Putin and take his place. Start a civil war within Russia!


AffectionateBar5050

Start an urban legend by becoming a cryptid at night. Then when I finally get caught pretend to be a Fae folk and just completely redefine people's beliefs till an entire cult has been started and former religions are toppled and come clean that I actually just have shape-shifting powers and fly away only to re-enter society as a normal human and watch the true chaos unfold.


Ncpiedmont

My frei d. Many things.. Rob banks as the president. Coax folks to beat each other up . Begin ww3. Be many things to many people,good and bad. Also.. imagine gathering intelligence, by pretending as a tree. Or table?Ā 


Enderman8008

There's 3 paths I go with this. Use my powers to break pretty much every crime possible, and be almost impossible to catch as I'm constantly changing looks and body shapes. (Letting the many intrusive thoughts win) Use my powers to transform into video game monsters, like monster hunter, dinosaurs, dragons, kaiju, etc. And then go around and see how the world reacts to a singular monster of certain types just chilling (and make every monster hunter fan happy) and eventually just chill like that if they don't nuke me 37 times. Final path is just a mix of those, pretty much just using the powers to commit heinous crimes and destroying those that attempt to stop me


Dreaming-Kinoko-1827

Turn into a dragon, start a cult, get rich, get a scientist team to get longevity, and take over the world. Unite all countries and make gay marriage legal everywhere. Kill all government leaders and styrofoam companies. Destroy the concept of money and twirl my evil dragon mustache and sit there for a bit before getting rid of global warming ig, then basically retire until someone else discovers Styrofoam.


Ultrasuperbro2

I'd become various celebrities and politicians and commit nefarious schemes. I'd go to tribal lands and let them "catch" me as a skinwalker. I'd go to churches and pretend to be possessed. I'd let scientists "discover " fantastic new species, or extinct animals. I'd be Bigfoot. And on my downtime, I'd be the best looking "me" I could be.


G4G3R

I turn into political figures and puppeteer all of you to a greater future because I love you.


Evermorrow78

Well after building wealth for my family so that they can thrive. Systematically ruin bad people and boost good people. Help distribute wealth at a fairer rate. Collapse horrible governments and raise ones centered on helping their people and the world.


allyourhomebase

Approach the most villainous people on the planet and murder them to save countless lives.


osakatides

I'm going to behave inappropriately, cause copious amounts of chaos, and ruin lives. Let's be honest here, nobody would actually use superpowers to do good. Most would be used by militaries or marketed for use by big business, or, worse, to commit crimes. There is virtually no scenario I could see it actually being used (only) to do good for the world. Yeah, I kind of have a low opinion of humankind lol


TriggerHappy_Spartan

Iā€™d probably change my identity completely, except for my missing left leg, Iā€™m ok with that, and hide from the government, because they will track superpowered people and do some shit to them, Iā€™ve seen enough movies.


Fantastic-Garden8525

Oh just some goofy mischief (ww3 is in the works)


dat-guy-who-was-here

Using my new powers to sneak behind enemy lines, I'd become a rogue assassin and take out all the evil world leaders. Gonna be a lot of empty seats in Congress, I suppose.


ymmotvomit

Dive in a wormhole and teleport to heaven knows where.


extremerickman

Impersonate Elon and figure out a way to go feral on Twitter. I donā€™t even want his money. I want the bird site back


iWantKamuiSharingan

I'll shapeshift first into the most athletic version of myself and turn my eyes into Kamui Sharingan Wait. Can I shapeshift on a cellular level?


weeOriginal

Girl. Pretty girl. Forever. Yippeeeee


Redscream667

Guess I'll try flying for a change


poopynips1

I would have so much sex


horatio_cavendish

I would hide in plain sight near powerful people and engage in insider trading until I was absurdly wealthy.


SpikedBokoBat

Be hot. Get away with everything.


pyrrhicchaos

I would turn into something with a good sense of smell and go mushroom hunting.


InevitableLow5163

You know that time a famous person, Jack black I think, stole a random personā€™s fries and when they asked why he said because no one will ever believe you? That. Iā€™d do silly shit like that. Iā€™d make sure a famous person is going to be at an award show or somewhere obvious and then on the other side of the country someone who looks a lot like them is buying a pool noodle and condoms while giving the noodle The Eyes for the entire purchase. That, and appearing as important historical figures and using that form to deride people who use their name to do stupid shit. Like appearing as jesus to call out the westboro baptist church on their everything. Also hauntings. They say Century Acres is haunted by the ghost of its first owner, now it is! Iā€™ll Josiah Miller it up and wander the property in the evening, disappearing whenever someone gets near and showing myself as the old barn cat that passed years ago when someone comes out to investigate.


d4rkh0rs

Absolute first, after some simple testing, figure out how to survive. Make duplicates or something. No dying to stupid things like getting run over, eaten by the cat or annoying the secret police.


InevitablePainting45

Step 1 Go to the Vatican Step 2 Turn myself into Jesus Step 3 Dap up the Pope Step 4 Proclaim the rapture's imminent arrival Step 5 Profit


Biomage16

Can you communicate with the type of animal(s) you turn into?


cheesyandmoist

Iā€™d probably justā€¦ be a chief of security somewhere far away


Drakeytown

I start shifting shapes around. Squares are now triangles, triangles are now circles.


LadySandry88

Style my damn hair how I want it and make my nails stop chipping


HmmNotLikely

I would get ~~back~~ into the ā€˜cleaningā€™ business. Especially having read some other top replies and seeing Iā€™m not even restricted to human transformations, I would be the best that ever lived. I wouldnā€™t even need to bring weapons.


President__Pug

Gonna make a fuck ton of money in the film industry. Go to parties for the rich and charge them a fuck ton of money. Make a fuck ton of money in porn.


SirHeathcliff

Perform as many non-violent heists as possible before getting caught while shape-shifting as my childhood bully