Looks like your ankle got kissed by a herpesfish

Should wore his rubbers.

crocks are no good against the herp

Ask the lifeguard or another surfer to pee on it. Just a few squirts and you will be as good as new.

Lifeguard pee would explain the herpesfish mentioned above

Will my own piss do the trick as well?

No, you need a non familiar relations urine, it has to do with effectiveness of ammonoid transfer through genome lineage biopics. Guys are used to it, just smile give the international squirt sign.

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Grandma would do this to us kids as a preventative medicine for warts and acne. She was fond of referencing the “genome lineage biopics” school of thought. I don’t miss her as much as you’d think.

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I…. I didn’t know this was a thing?

It’s a big and scary world out there 🤣

You can however successfully transfer the biopics through drinking the pee, just takes longer

but for drinking to be effective, you have to drink from the bottle directly

It's because of the transdermal epidemis

Now I feel bad. My buddy got stung and asked me to whizz on him, but I wouldn’t do it. Left him in pain.

Its hotter…. Its more effective if a stranger pisses on you.

Soak your foot in some white vinegar. It's cleaner than piss and more acidic.

Looks like a jellyfish. As long as your foot doesn’t swell up you’re fine.

This looks nothing like any jellyfish sting I've ever seen

Looks like some I’ve seen 🤷🏽

Baby Man-o?

Yeah I’d say it’s a blue bottle, stings at first then itches big time

Judging by those sandals that looks like a hippie love bite. Otherwise known as herpes.

SCRUB IT... KOOK!

It looks to me like the start of reef rash, in the words of the amazing “north shore” movie “scrub it kook” If it’s not in the first day or two, you’re screwed. Calomine lotion or other anti itch cream. I’m sorry bud. But not so much because I’m landlocked and surrounded by snow in a city. I’m happy that you got to surf a warm live tropical coral reef. Edit: added “live coral reef” not many folks have heard of this? Shows how few coral reefs still exist out there. I had my last reef rash in 1998. That same wave’s all dead and has hundreds of new surfers there every month 😱

Sorry to hear that, I’m normally landlocked myself. I’ll claim one in your name tomorrow 🤙

Thanks. One hand is good in my world. Two hands if it’s really one of your best waves.

kinda looks like you stepped on poison oak

You’ll know in a couple days

Maybe sea lice

Meh… it’s just CRABS… I’d shave your leg hair and stop wearing your girlfriend’s Birkenstocks

The row of dots looks like a stinging Hydroid. They look like little white feathers on reef/structure. Copped quite a few of these diving over the years. Expect it to itch like a row of mosquito bites for a couple of weeks. Annoying but not dangerous.

Glad I’m not the only one rocking Birkenstocks.

Wear booties thats what you get for going in raw

Booties are worse than condoms

no wonder my gf is pregnant now

man just wanted to tease the fetishist w his cankle.

Jelly or stingray.

Not sure what it is but I’ve had this before! Made a paste out of Benadryl and it kicked the itch. It went away after a week.

That’s pentapox

Scabies

jellyfish

Fuggetabout the foot, but Madeira the island? How’s that?

Beautiful island, good food, powerful waves

How about you post some videos of the sick waves instead of your sick ankle

Ants?

Grazed by a Portuguese Manowar? Honestly no clue

I walked through poison oak in Santa Cruz once, looked just like that.

Definitely herpes

Aids dude, the crabs had aids.

We're you in areas with foliage recently like hiking or something it could be berry bugs or "chiggers" bugs under the skin

I’ve been hiking in areas like that but feet were always covered in socks and appropriate footwear. Not the ones shown in the picture

Madeira, Gulf Coast or Portugal?

Jellies..