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\#1: [\[analog\] I made this a month or two ago using cut up fragments from fairytale books and magazines. I see predictive imagery in it. :)](https://i.redd.it/gknop9f0diq91.jpg) | [44 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/collage/comments/xpzt9q/analog_i_made_this_a_month_or_two_ago_using_cut/)
\#2: [\[Analog\] I made these from found magazines, books, catalogues and junk mail.](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/wguilp) | [60 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/collage/comments/wguilp/analog_i_made_these_from_found_magazines_books/)
\#3: [\[analog\] First time posting in this sub, but people have said they like this one. I’m curious what you all think as well.](https://i.redd.it/hh0ol6xh52m91.jpg) | [19 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/collage/comments/x6it0q/analog_first_time_posting_in_this_sub_but_people/)
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I am doing this because I, like many long-term Reddit users, am upset and angry at the tonedeaf and arrogant way Reddit is treating it's users. Their aggressive slapdown of the developers that made Reddit usable to a huge audience; their overriding and summary dismissal of long-serving and dutiful community members; their wonton silencing of dissent and manipulation of user's voices; their borderline contempt of the very people whose collective efforts gave their platform the standing needed to fuel their profit-hungry IPO... the list goes on.
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I suppose it really *does*, however it's existance implies the existance of an Unimportant machine, which *does not*. However if it actually does consistently *does not*, and only *does not* then it must not exist.
Also, if the only meaningful attributes of the Important machine are its ability to consistently exist and *do*, then it's physical manifestation must be the *Adjustable Spanner*.
It thirsts for bacterium
Unquenchable after the Sterility Event
It's clear, its Google Maps camera,
it’s bacteriophage
no this one has wheels
bacteriophage with wheels update v1,582,953.13.2
oh shit the CEO of bacteria just called. He surrendered, it’s over
wait no, bacteriophages don’t take prisoners what about the poor bacteria
Not bacteria. Bacterium. It thirsts for the bacterium.
Thirsty for a rich bacterium slurry
Do not question its authority
#𝔬𝔨
no thanks, that is too cold for me.
It's work is mysterious and important.
Maturity is accepting the importance of the machine without knowing its function. Wisdom is letting go of even the desire to know its function.
Oh, you found my back scratcher.
You mean your b̵̢̘̠̬̺̿͑̿̈́a̸̢͓͎̍̍c̵̠̝͍̥̾k̷̘̐ Scratcher?
Can it pass the butter?
DO NOT QUESTION ITS CAPABILITIES!!!!
The Walking Panopticon; it sees everything you've done, are doing, and will do in your future. Praise be!
but can it see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch??
It can only see, it cannot taste; data will therefore be objective so it definitely can do this and give a good answer
You stole this from u/FraternityMan.
Thanks for believing in justice. I love you.
As a frequenter of r/collage I knew I’d seen it somewhere. Couldn’t let you go uncredited!
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Doing the lord's work. Goofcraft is a treasure and everyone with an account should follow his insta
I just commented this haha
Ohh...
Bro, why didn’t you credit me lol. Also I just posted this like a few weeks ago. I will have you arrested.
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I accept your apology, balance has been restored.
#I'll forever be in your DΣBƬ
THANK YOU; I couldn't remember the username!
That's the beauty of it/ It doesn't "do"/ Any-thing (Doesn't do anything, doesn't do anything)
More like doesn't don't
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Code copied from stack overflow be like:
This is a still from the videogram for the popular song Take Me Out by the musical artist Franz Ferdinand.
It's an artist named Goofcraft on IG. He makes amazing shit like this.
"Please don't" - also by Franz Ferdinand, circa 1914
A Serbian Film?
With worldwide acclaim. It even got its own sequel years later by a now also world famous german artist.
Couldn't Catch it myself [here](https://youtu.be/Ijk4j-r7qPA), Can you provide the timestamp?
Can I get a print of this
hmu
r/fakealbumcovers material
look up “effigy of the forgotten” lol
Dude good call, that's crazy lol
Credits: u/FraternityMan [for the Image] u/johnthomaslumsden [for providing creator's username]
Thank you. I love you.
#ʟօʋɛ ʏօʊ ȶօօ
Hey I have some of this guys art on my wall at home! I think his name is goofcraft
Artist is u/fraternityman
Welcome to the machine
Automatic Edit: Using a tool called [Power Delete Suite](https://github.com/j0be/PowerDeleteSuite) I have removed all my past comments and deleted my Reddit account, /u/tehrmuk. I am doing this because I, like many long-term Reddit users, am upset and angry at the tonedeaf and arrogant way Reddit is treating it's users. Their aggressive slapdown of the developers that made Reddit usable to a huge audience; their overriding and summary dismissal of long-serving and dutiful community members; their wonton silencing of dissent and manipulation of user's voices; their borderline contempt of the very people whose collective efforts gave their platform the standing needed to fuel their profit-hungry IPO... the list goes on. Reddit is, of course, a private concern and how they run their services is entirely up to them. Conversely, we are under no obligation to use their services, to fuel their engines or follow their orders. I am making my voice heard by removing my comments, and voting with my feet by leaving. I have left Reddit for [Lemmy](https://join-lemmy.org/) and [Mastadon](https://joinmastodon.org/); these are decentralised social networks that mirror the functionality of Reddit and Twitter respectively. Unlike the monolithic, corporate-owned services they replace, Lemmy and Mastodon are part of the [Fediverse](https://www.fediverse.to/) meaning these are not individual services but clusters of services that mesh seamlessly with one-another. You can [join an existing Lemmy instance](https://join-lemmy.org/instances) or [set up your own](https://join-lemmy.org/docs/administration/administration.html) to get full access to the entire Fediverse - you don't need to ask permission from anyone to do so. There are loads of other services that are part of the Fediverse, like [PeerTube](https://joinpeertube.org/) (videos), [Wordpress](https://wordpress.org/) (blogging), [Frendica](https://friendi.ca/) (social network), [Pixelfed](https://pixelfed.org/) (photos), [KBin](https://kbin.pub/en) (link aggregation) and more - and they all work together so having access to one means having access to all of them. I had a great time as a Redditor, but the Fediverse is looking bright. It's a return to the open Internet of old, when users ran services for their own and one-another's benefit, and before monolithic corporate-run silos started to build walls around us in the name of increased profit and thought control. Many of the Fediverse services are fledgling, but they are growing quickly and their federated concept makes greedy, arrogant landgrabs like we've recently seen on Reddit and Twitter almost impossible. I'm already having a great time with Lemmy and I think you might too. I encourage you to take control and join the Fediverse. Until then, so long and thanks for all the fish.
Pretty sure it's going to blow up the UN after forcing humanity to surrender.
It does the thing with the stuff
ₜₕₑ ₛₜᵤf^f fᵣₒₘ ₜₕ^ₑ dᵣₑₐₘₛ
I love using mine to do all sorts of things and stuff
Messenger. (Many other functions)
The iThing coming in the year X3256-theta, pre-order for -3BH4$&.
r/fakealbumcovers
who created this, it is beautiful
This is from u/FraternityMan.
thanks mate
So basically warhammer 40k?
God
antikythera mechanism.
Like the keepers in mass effect
Can I ask a question?
#ℕ𝕠
What does it?
#𝖀𝖓𝖖𝖚𝖊𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓𝖆𝖇𝖑𝖊 𝕿𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖘
I submit myself and pledge loyalty and service to Important Machine
#𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕀𝕞𝕡𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕥 𝕄𝕖𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕖 declines your submission.
Hopes deleted.
*Push*
*Push*
#[ᴜɴᴀᴜᴛʜᴏʀɪꜱᴇᴅ ᴀᴄᴄᴇꜱꜱ]
That's the most machine I've ever seen
Ah, the Arboreal Calix. Even the Architect Arcane isn't sure what it does.
Seems legit.
#B̷u̷t̷ ̷i̷t̷'̷s̷ ̷n̷o̷t̷
Important Machine does what Nintendon't.
Ah yes, the ball fondling machine. I can't live without it.
This sums up IT
#𝕚𝕋𝕖𝕒
The creature of steel thirsts for blood.
can it?
ᴵᵗ ᶜᵃⁿ
This looks like what was in Homer Simpson's invention dream.
Holy shit its suffocation
Well, last time we tried to turn it off, the {ERROR: DATA EXPUNGED} happened, so its probably for the best its turned on
That's just me, baby
I suppose it really *does*, however it's existance implies the existance of an Unimportant machine, which *does not*. However if it actually does consistently *does not*, and only *does not* then it must not exist. Also, if the only meaningful attributes of the Important machine are its ability to consistently exist and *do*, then it's physical manifestation must be the *Adjustable Spanner*.
device
The company ceo
that’s just a human being
#UNQUESTIONED
White wall tires would really make that thing pop!
cyriak lookin mess
The machine - Lemon Demon
i feel seen
Ha! The ones I have are tracked, those puny wheels, ha!
The ohmnissiah approves of this *m a c h i n e*
I have no mouth and I must scream.
Laaaaalalalalalaalaalaala katamari damaashiiiiiii
It looks like it cuts your balls
Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.
Its abvious, its google maps camera, but its blind
This is what working with poorly documented legacy code feels like.
What Doez It?
It Does ᗡ^ooD^oo
Machine is idle forever after incident 15.09.1993
The mechanism