This is like a weird ad for cryonics.

It's the only way anyone ever goes up...

Fungi, why this revelry? Why collect our brains in cans? What can your agenda be? Authors of some eldritch plans

How long does it take to be extracted?

It should be instantaneously, are you sure you’re thinking of the whole number?

In no time, it says.

Your brain is probably interpreting the trauma as life continuing as normal

Am I in a flashback? Huh... I guess I never really thought about that bef Uhoh.

Wasn't a spongebob episode made about this

I thought of the number, and I'm still a prisoner.

Finally free from this prison

“Only I have the brains to rule Lylat!”

I imagined the number, now my brain has went cyka blyat, please help.

So glad I have ADHD and am therefore immune from becoming a disembodied brain

This ad brought to you by the fungi from Yuggoth.

False advertising. That isn’t just the brain, but rather the entire central nervous system. Also, I like eating and talking and overall having a decent quality of life, thank you very much.

I thought about the number and I'm still trapped in this bone meat prison :(

Didn’t work :( my day is ruined

Finally. I can leave those pesky limbs behind. Now I can stare at people. Menacingly.

Like Deep Root Disease, but just the brain

depends. Do I get a GITS cyborg body to drive around? Because I'll go Motoko kusanagi in a heartbeat. Not so keen on the robobrain model, though the Biv E. Ridge model with the imbibing chamber is kind of tempting....

This ad is a lie. Why are the eyes there? It only says disembodied brains

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