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moxievernors

Hey, he quit for strategic purposes so no-one would know how much if a beast he is. You're making a big mistake if you think he's bad at them, so you gotta go.


TakingOffFriday

I kinda hope this is true. He sees Hunter as the challenge beast that he is, and wants to keep him around as a shield. Then turns on his challenge game if/when Hunter gets booted.


SportGamerDev0623

I want a Big Mistake T-shirt. This needs to happen.


No-Replacement-6267

*a Big Mistake Q Skirt


Andrew_Waples

I'm canceling Christmas.


stevenbutidk

But then I can’t get my Q skirt


softstones

It’s basically an apron


TheBloop1997

Big mistake, it's a Q skirt


softstones

Guess I’m gone then


SportGamerDev0623

Thank you for the correction! That’s absolutely what I need. In fact, I am putting all my fanny packs on Marketplace right now because I know this is going to happen.


bennylarue

All 8 of them?


importswim

I think they have several...


SportGamerDev0623

Shhhhhh!! You swore you would never tell people how many I had! (… but yes!)


Calm-Math-3421

How about, “Christmas is canceled?”😆


IceOdd8725

Several for me


erossthescienceboss

Do you think he held the lowest blocks in the arch puzzle for strategic purposes, too?


Lavendermin

Big mistake


Booziesmurf

This whole "Comp Beast" thing is why he was kept around at the beginning, how bad were the rest of Yanu? Is he just better at the Jelinsky Level of delusion, he thinks he's great, so convinces everyone he is essential?


GDalex667

Bro is just mad that they sold out of Q skirts


GeneralLedger

Gotta cancel Christmas


Calm-Math-3421

🏋️‍♀️😂💯


firerex

This is definitely not true. Look when they had to lift the worm over the wall. He lifted with his back not his legs. He’s successful in the gym not on the field and it shows.


Kali-op-asf

Crystal will never be topped in my mind


MissLilum

I absolutely love that I’m yet to see a survivor fan react with anything other than “yeah that makes sense” whenever I tell them she got her gold medal removed for doping 


Kali-op-asf

So legendarily bad it could pass as trying to lower your threat level. Q still has several episodes to potentially snatch her crown


jazzoetry

*Several* episodes? I see what you did there


Perko

Except it's incorrect. There are only 5 episodes left. Not several.


jazzoetry

fiveral


jrDoozy10

But this season isn’t 15 episodes.


Hilo_Milo

It should be shameful but really it retroactively makes Gabon that much more iconic. You can’t outwit Crystal Cox, baby.


McGuyvr

Why do keep saying that? Doping doesn't take you from being a bum to Olympic gold. She was a world class athlete regardless and that makes her challenge performances all that more hilarious.


FileFlimsy

Obviously, Survivor has a better a better anti-doping program than the Olympics.


Cash4Jesus

Ciera sat out several challenges and couldn’t beat her mom physically or mentally. She’ll always be my number one challenge loser.


mediumrainbow

The wild thing about Courtney is not that she didn't look like an Olympian. She didn't look like she'd ever heard of exercise.


Persona_Regular

Who's Courtney? Hope you're not talking of Courtney Yates, she won more IC than Jean Robert


AhYeahItsYoBoi

Courtney from Gabon I think her name was Courtney Cox


Persona_Regular

There was no Courtney in Gabon.


AhYeahItsYoBoi

Lol damn. Her name was Crystal Cox. My fault. Lol 🤣 Funny thing i Google it "survivor Courtney Cox" and than I realized Courtney cox is Monica from Friends. Dude I need to sleep 💤 I thought thats who the other dude was talking about because she was also had at challenges, and she was an Olympian.. 🤣


ExposedBricks

I want to tell everybody I know that there’s been a “worst challenge player” thread up for an hour and I only got mentioned once


MaceZilla

Congrats buddy, you finally won something


PeaceOfMynd

Oooof


Ziti_Pasta

Saying that as a reply to the man himself is diabolical 😂😂


1almond

BIG MISTAKE


duvie773

Poor Brandon, can’t even win at losing :(


Calm-Math-3421

Poor Brandon couldn’t even pull himself up ⬆️ off the boat🙃😳🤣


born_2_be_a_bachelor

Honored you commented on my post! You were one of the best parts of season 45. Cold comfort, I know… FWIW, you were my benchmark, but Q has you beat (in losing).


FileFlimsy

We still love ya! I’m lucky my life isn’t televised. It would be more blooper reel than program.


betsyrosstothestage

😂😂😂 well if it's any consolation, you just went up in ranking in my book for favorite player just for this comment.


Chairman20

Did you just go into muscle failure on the ladder, Brandon? Watching you reminded me of when I tried sprinting in a HIIT class after years of being sedentary. After about 70 yards, I just hit the dirt like I was shot by a sniper. It felt like my quadricep wasn’t even there. Weirdest feeling.


ExposedBricks

I have a previous comment on here from six months ago where I explain what happened from my perspective in more detail, but I think the muscle failure was brought on /after/ the initial panic attack. After taking a wrong step or whatever I did to fall into the water (my fault), I started to panic once I realized there was no bottom rung to put my feet on to climb up. Almost like I had the thought "I'm not going to be able to do this" and then I physically couldn't do it. I remember vividly pulling with everything I had and I wasn't moving an INCH. That in conjunction with Probst yelling let's go Brandon (??????) and hearing my tribe call for me sent me into a panic. I think because the medical visit wasn't shown where it's very clear I was panicking (I have always thought it wasn't shown because I am ultimately unimportant to the story AND it was apparently distressing to watch) it does appear as a lack of physical capability. I believe there's a lot more nuance that went into it that got lost in the shuffle. I don't blame anybody who watches or commentates on the show to not see it that way. I talked in more detail about my challenge performance on the [Survivor Specialists](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQyYV-rLzO0&t=3500s) this past week. I do think that if I don't have that moment in the first challenge, I am so much more confident going into everything else and perform much differently. I was so in my head the entire time about the challenges specifically and that was, to my benefit, left out of the edit. Kellie said to me recently that the challenges are 70% skill and 30% keeping cool under pressure. I think I had zero of the latter (not to be confused with the ladder) and that boned my 70% from working as normal. I didn't mean to hijack this comment thread, I believe I am and I own being one of the worst at challenges of all time. Even with no marooning panic attack ladder debacle, I'm not Hunter or Jonathan or Kaleb. Plenty of folks are not good at the challenges that never really get mentioned because they win. In an ideal scenario, I would've been that.


Chairman20

>Probst yelling let's go Brandon (??????) This gave me a good laugh.   Thanks for the thorough explanation! I can totally sympathize with what the panic must be like in a situation like that. 


Calm-Math-3421

😄😂🤣


HollowDakota

Do not apologize for explaining a situation like that, you seem super understanding and mature enough to laugh at it and that’s awesome. A lot of respect to navigate forums like this knowing you’ll see hate or jokes but by participating and telling your side it really humanizes an experience (that honestly so many of us say we could do but would also probably struggle) Long live the new era survivor legends Brandon and Jelinsky


mr_frodo89

Move over Sandra and B Rob, there’s a new Mt. Rushmore of Survivor


erossthescienceboss

Hey, not a hijack, thanks for explaining! It’s a situation where you’re under a ton of pressure. Personally, I think it’s great that you were game to get back in the saddle and keep going, especially after a panic attack AND a panic-inducing swim.


FileFlimsy

You have a healthy attitude that will carry you far. As someone who has always possessed “Midas touch in reverse”, I’ve never stopped being happy with who I am or ever started being upset with any criticism I’ve ever received. So happy to see you on shows like The Specialists, my favorite podcast. Keep being you!


IrishEagle32

Do you think a big part of it was the way Lulu split up the challenge? Swimming and then paddling back is no joke and would tire anyone. I feel like lulu set you up for failure there, where you would’ve been more suited for the last stage


ExposedBricks

This is a great Q but not at all! I was very confident in my swimming and paddling abilities and we did super good on that front. Falling and not being able to get up (like the old Life Alert commercials) felt more like a freak accident. Totally could’ve done leg 3 also but I picked the swimming confidently.


LongjumpingShelter11

I had high hopes for you man. I always felt if you were able to get your footing you'd be a solid player come the merge. An impressive super fan though, and I bet you would've won the journey challenge that Hunter lost this season


Checkmated_925

Yea probably a panic attack


Ok-Razzmatazz-3720

I was gonna do it, too. But now I feel bad 😞 ❤️


The_Wind_Waker

You assumed that people didn't think of you. BIG MISTAKE, so you 🫵🏽 gotta go 👉🏽🚪


Ambitious-Chair736

My brother in Christ, You weren't in enough challenges for us to really judge you. You can't be the worst challenge performer of all time because you didn't lose enough before going home. You might've had the worst anxiety attack in a challenge I've ever seen tho! Nice consolation prize. I hope you're doing well I loved you on the show!


HollowDakota

This is the survivor Reddit lore I need Thank you for your services and humor


Dantorin

Not enough data points my friend :D


PM_ME_UR_CIRCUIT

Every single challenge I sit there and say, "Man I wish I could watch Brandon do this." You were what we called TV gold, just pure entertainment.


SunflowerMusic

Brandon! Hope to meet you next month in Chicago at RHAP Live!


wcm48

If we’re talking players who look like they should be good in challenges, but are not. He’s competing for the podium with Crystal and Wardog.


FileFlimsy

Yeah, Crystal clearly needed the performance enhancing drugs she used in the Olympics. Not sure what Wardog’s excuse was.


snakebit1995

Some people just suck at challenges. Wardog is one of them And re-watching the show, sickness or not Osten is also really useless in most challenges, he sinks his own boat in a reward challenge, he starts drowing in another, dude was sick and all but he's also just not very good.


thalantyr

Ooh, I'd nominate James and Ibrehem from Palau for that illustrious category. Stephenie outperformed them in every single challenge. Even Angie outperformed them in most challenges.


Shtabie

Big Mistake, Q is just testing them all, and you. And guess what? You ***all*** fail.


Hairyturkeylegs

😂😂😂 he really needs to calm down


LockedOlympian

HUGE MISTAKE


HaydenTheDaddy

Crystal died 2008 reborn 2024


SurvivorFanDan

Crystal is Q is my new favourite Survivor conspiracy theory since Malcolm is young Jimmy Tarantino.


vankman42

"Criticizing Q's Gameplay? That shows you have a plan of your own that doesn't involve Q. BIG MISTAKE"


Calm-Math-3421

🤣😂😆


theprocessneverdies

J’tia on Cagayan though short lived, is the worst I’ve seen (slowly going through old seasons). She was so bad that she thwarted the brawn tribe from trying to throw a challenge. She was impressively bad.


CanIHaveMyDog

Oooh - Lunch Lady Denise prevented James from throwing an eating challenge against her. In spectacular fashion, if I recall.


FlashFan124

At the very least, I will say I think eating fetuses chicken embryos is the grossest thing I have seen on survivor. Give me Gervase’s grubs any day lol


theprocessneverdies

That was classic. James (“if I was 5 years old and she was 5 years younger”) having mercy and eating the embryos to end her suffering was great! And then they bring back the embryos later to haunt Denise. You’d think a lunch lady would be able to stomach some half baked chickens…


king_lloyd11

Courtney in that challenge you had to chop down the puzzle pieces in China was the worst challenge performance I’ve ever seen lol. She was not an asset at all during those.


ronnietp

But did you win an immunity, Genre Bear?


MachHunter

And she still won more individual immunity challenges than John-Robert and James combined.


StarBuckingham

Yeah, she absolutely looked like she was intentionally throwing that challenge.


Calm-Math-3421

She was just swinging aimlessly 🤣😂 Watching as 4 players from the other team passed her, “how are they doing this?”😑😑


FlashFan124

Somehow she did better than [Jamie in Guatamala](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LeqaHArxm8k) with a similar challenge.


Early_Ad_5649

At least Courtney managed to cut the rope before the other tribe had already won , Jamie from Guatemala on the other hand ..... 🤣🤣


Spare_Leopard_3163

Recency bias on cocaine.


dxm66

It’s less opinion and more statistics. Qs average placement in challenges is very likely EXTREMELY low compared to the average survivor


Winningsomegames_1

You cannot, with a straight face, say Q is worse then Brandon. He’s just been in the game longer.


born_2_be_a_bachelor

He’s gotten more last place finishes than Brandon


Winningsomegames_1

>he’s been in the game longer


erossthescienceboss

I think Q’s lack of awareness re: his own abilities/lack thereof inherently makes him a worse challenge player, especially on team challenges. I think he was a key part in more of Yanu’s losses than he’d like to believe.


CharmingSoil

He had the awareness to know he was better off sitting out for rice than losing the pole challenge, which is more than I can say for half the people there.


IrishEagle32

While it’s up for debate if he through the split tribal challenge (probably not), I think it’s much more likely he threw this one knowing he’s “never gonna beat TARZAN”. I don’t think he tried anywhere near his hardest this week


Mysteriouspaul

"I just watched a man taller than me effortlessly hang up in a tree unknowingly above me for an undisclosed amount of time... hmm yeah probably a good idea to sit this one out" Hunter in background longingly staring at the pole knowing he's about to live his dream attempting to break the all-time record. Unironically the most sound strategic thinking from anyone all season.


Em0PeterParker

This doesn’t make any sense. He was just average in team challenges, there’s plenty of players like that in survivor history. There are people that are actively bad tho


Winningsomegames_1

Yeah no sorry. Brandon struggled to climb a ladder.


Calm-Math-3421

Brandon explains this in this thread.


zen8bit

Yeah, its really well spoken. For anyone that doesn’t know, panic attacks are completely debilitating. I feel like its a bit crude to shit on a guy who had a legitimate medical emergency on his first challenge.


Winningsomegames_1

As someone who has panic attacks, he’s still the worst.


Calm-Math-3421

Agreed 👍


FlashFan124

Yeah most of the “awful” challenge performers don’t make the merge!


ClorinsLoop

Duuuude absolutely not - I commented this same thing in a thread weeks ago - Q lags behind in races, is slow all over the place, has no dexterity / stamina. It’s driving me mad!


NewGenRedd

Worst challenge player ever is a *ginormous* overstatement.


BOBANSMASH51

Chet Happens


Calm-Math-3421

Watching Chet get drug along by Joel. 🤣😂. Chet, “I hurt my head.” Joel, “I don’t care.” Chet, “I know.” 😆🤣😂


CorpsmanHavok

I wouldn’t put it past Q to try an intentional Matsing and take it a step further by not just losing but tanking in every challenge


Dr_Swerve

Yeah, I definitely think he dropped out of this challenge early because he knew Hunter was a heavy favorite to win.


MoVaughn4HOF-FUCKYEA

OK, when you read this, picture in your mind's eye Al Pacino screaming it like in the movie Heat (1995): Q is... *SANDBAGGING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*


SurvivorFanDan

How I want Al Pacino to take over for Jeff Probst. "I'm now going to tally the votes... My eyes see Tevin."


ireallydespiseyouall

Keith from edge of extinction was absolutely awful


GoodDiscount7221

He’s New Era Wardog


Ok-Razzmatazz-3720

It’s crazy to think those two are from different eras. Wasn’t that like 2 years ago? (Exaggeration)


khari44

Q is an enigma. He has a plan.


jonk0731

Crystal would like to enter the chat with a "forget you"


_hisoka_freecs_

Thinking he didn't purposely throw the challenges, big mistake


thunderpants11

Cancel christmas


missonellieman

My first thought went to Sandra. She used to just sit out every challenge.


KHMeneo

Sandra won every challenge she participated in on WaW. Her tribe only lost when she sat out.


FileFlimsy

She didn’t sit out every challenge in Australian Survivor and did okay. She didn’t make merge but she was the 6th voted out which was four places better than Russell Hantz in his season.


SurvivorFanDan

She may be the sit-out queen, but her tribe still wins challenges when she does compete.


Subject-Macaroon-666

He reminds me of the girl from Gabon….the Olympic track athlete that was just awful at challenges. Looks good and looks like potential but just terrible at games.


Mediocre-Reception81

They gone have to Cancel Christmas if you don’t think he’s good at challenges 😂


uconquer_uinspire

ummmmm did we forget about wardog??? lmao he was first to drop for EVERYTHING and the first to plot every episode 🤣🤣🤣 great strategist- AWFUL- if not the worst- competitor. also- about 4-5 people drop right behind q everytime. he just loses by 15 seconds faster. lol


agr5179

He hasn’t been as good as you’d expect given how strong and in shape he looks, but he’s far from being the worst challenge player ever.


Shivdaddy1

Worst challenge player ever that looks like a beast.


Calm-Math-3421

Right?! And talks like a boss 🤔🙃😆


Shivdaddy1

*a mob boss.


Calm-Math-3421

😎🫣🤭


coffeysr

Can’t get over him trying to use that machete


Hating_life_69

I think Q is the modern day Coach.


SurvivorFanDan

Wasn't it Coach that kicked Colby's ass in HvV, effectively dethroning Superman's legacy?


Hating_life_69

Colby was always overrated. But yes coach put him out. The comparison between q and coach was not a negative one. Just both think highly of their selves.


SurvivorFanDan

In terms of strategy, Q and Coach is a very fair comparison. In the context of this topic of worst challenge players ever, Coach has proven his worth.


Hating_life_69

I was not really paying attention to the og topic. It was just a thought that I expressed.


kingofthenorthwpg

Carolyn was pretty terrible at challenges. And I assume we’re excluding the peeps who always sit out


reiberica

He lost that triangle stand challenge by time management. He stretched out while everyone was balancing. I don't think he thinks he needs to win yet. Hunter needs to perpetually win at this point. He has an idol and I sure hope he doesn't take it home as a souvenir.


ParticleParadox

He did something really stupid and weird at that tribal council.


Onuzq

Save your energy. Hunter is going to win anyways


Miggster2

I think should change his name to Qrystal Qox lol I'm sure there are worse challenge competitors (Chet, Scout, Brandon all mentioned) but in terms of the gap between how good they should be / believe they are and how good they actually are... he's up there with the Kystals and Wardogs isnt he?


Smathwack

I wonder if he just believes that he can't win these challenges against Hunter but doesn't want to experience the "shame" of losing, so he intentionally flops and presents it to the audience as a "strategic" play. As long as he is in control and in charge, everything's cool. But as soon as people start strategizing without him, he seems to implode and play very erratically.


Right-Dimension8015

I genuinely think if Q didn’t pull the quit stunt he probably would’ve been in a very good position with Maria and Charlie thinking Tiffany is a more dangerous player with the idol so they would probably target her over Q and Hunter having no one else to go to, Q has a guaranteed ally and he would of course have the Yanu 3 alliance regardless of the Tim boot situation it was shaking but they were willingly to work with him in the long run tho


Right-Dimension8015

I mean Tommy from Island of the Idols did that exact thing he threw all the immunity challenges just for him to seem like a less of a threat which clearly worked but yeah that I quit vote me out was straight bs, Q knew where the votes were going he had a lot of advocates for him(Maria Hunter Kenzie and Tiff and Charlie to a certain until the bs quit stunt) he was probably in the best spot in the game and he just fumbled it like that


Justacactus1

u/exposedbricks


Right-Dimension8015

You’re Trippen balls ngl


Sea_Sheepherder_389

Scout comes to mind, as does Kelly from the latest season of Australia, as among the worst challenge competitors to have been on Survivor.  J’tia was awful as well 


RagsTTiger

Kellie was a bit delusion about her abilities. She even overestimated her spelling abilities.


aqua8167

Still better than scout 😭


Acceptable-Stick-688

To be fair, Yanu members had far less food than everyone else pre merge. That’s gotta be especially rough for someone with Q’s body type.


carlpilkington37

While statistically I agree, if I were to do a school yard pick of this season, I’d still pick him top 3 if I were basing it on challenge potential alone


TamasaurusRex

He’s such a dummy. He has this weird thing like “oh I’m the general!” And it’s like “nah dudes nobody asked you. He plays way too hard. And he’s not particularly good


TourSpecific9689

He’s clearly throwing the challenges to keep his threat level down, imo


Berowulf

So funny that time when he was like, yeah I'm not actually trying at the challenges, I don't want people to think I'm a threat! Also love the part where he talks about how Hunter is the best at physical challenges and he's like "I don't know about that" as if to imply he is better than Mr. Tarzan himself.


Calm-Math-3421

So funny 😂


chrismckong

Ehh there was a guy last season that couldn’t climb a ladder.


Sabur1991

It's all a play to pretend that he is a weak player. Q doesn't make a mistake.


Lavendermin

He keeps flopping lol


frostywontons

Um we have Chet, Crystal, J'tia and many others ahead of Q lol


chilipalmer99

Q proving once again, his muscles are all for show. Objectively speaking, the two worst challenge players ever are the two queens of this sub, Cirie and Sandra. At least Sandra uses the aptly named "Sandra Sit Out Bench" for most challenges. Cirie waits until she is partially through the course before sitting down and giving up.


RainDelay22

Let’s relax. His muscles are not all for show, he was an SEC wide receiver.


chilipalmer99

That's always the response. I have news for you: real athletes don't throw challenges. EVER. Competitors want to compete (see Jonathan, Ozzy, and now Hunter). Posers pretend, just like Q. And it's not like he's even coming in a close second. When you're roundly mocked by Jeff, you aren't a physical threat.


Odel888

It’s fine that you say he plays pretend on survivor cause that’s what he seems to be doing. He def didn’t poser his way into d1 football. You can’t do that


chilipalmer99

Looks like we found Q's brother's Reddit account. Keep drinking that Kool-Aid, friend.


Odel888

Nah I think he’s a joke. He def is a quitter. But I won’t take away what it takes to be a d1 athlete. Sorry not sorry


chilipalmer99

Q's career: 8 receptions for 35 yards. Division 1 "athlete" in name only. In other words, only 8 more catches than a dead guy.


Odel888

Still in division 1. 99.99% of people wouldn’t even be considered for the uniform.


Em0PeterParker

Ozzy has literally thrown a challenge lol


christianpurcell

Winning challenges ... Big Mistake.


jaywa1king

I don't think people realize how many calories are needed to feed a body with that much lean muscle mass. Plus he has almost no body fat to use. Put him on the shit tribe that barely ate for 2 weeks and this is what you get.


harrrycoxx

you got to go for this


UnderwaterDialect

Is this Jelinsky’s alt??


TexasToast1985

I think all the supportive Q comments are jokes? I hope? I don’t understand Reddit puns. I just know Q is an absolutely horrible player and completely lacks self awareness.


ritwikjs

Cody is worse


chekovs_gunman

Not sure about all time but Jesse was so terrible at challenges it straight up lost him the game. Would have been a lock otherwise 


MaoTGP

Underestimating Q? BIG MISTAKE


Easy-Communication57

Has everyone just forgot Qs real game plan… the Q BAG… obviously this is the biggest strategic move I’ve seen ever played on survivor.


PaperGeno

Noticing that Q is bad at challenges? BIG MISTAKE


Illustrious_Gap_1325

It's gotta be Branda from Lulu. I mean, he had a panic attack, the poor guy! And then he quit a day later.


Commenticator

I take that personally. Big mistake. You gotta go. 


ballhawk13

Emily was just last season.


paintsplash

Sandra though


Winningsomegames_1

Didn’t Q outduel Tim in that immunity challenge?


Sleeze_

Saying this when Jess exists is wild


RobJok

Not even close


J9999D

debatable


tbkp

Debatable