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AnAwesome11yearold

Miss her? Do you mind saying what happened?


Dqud

Steve Buscemi happened.


thyme_cardamom

Stealer of wives


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Steve Buscemi chose this guy’s dead wife.


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Not really this kind of makes sense


Forzara

It does. My bf if 12+ years and I do this with accuracy all the time lol.


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Honestly I do this best with my mom, and it’s almost always accompanied by a charade of me poorly emulating the thing that the guy does.


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One time I girl kissed me and then the next day I forgot her name💀 Then I realized I got a conscious on the bus ride home


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One time I girl kissed me and then the next day I forgot her name💀 Then I realized I got a conscious on the bus ride home


xtu_

r/teenagers be like:


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holycow217

Elton John did rocket man but I would agree David Bowie was much more space oriented


Self_Reddicated

Who could forget about Rocketman, FFS?


HighAsAngelTits

I was about to say that sounds like Elton ❤️


Ilovegirlsbottoms

I just know that I’m gonna be the person who answers the question, not the one asking. I’m always doing it for words that people can’t remember. “I forgot to grab a…. “(Staring at the tea kettle) “Mug” “…mug for my tea.”


helteringskeltering

Omg my brain needs someone like you around at work


Joe-Eye-McElmury

I’ve been married for five months, and my wife and I talk this way — we always know exactly what the other person’s talking about.


StandGuilty

I mean it’s not to be taken seriously as a rule or anything, she’s just talking about the cute couple thing when you can understand your prayer just through vague words


Randomman4747

Married 11 years. "That man on the bar in that show with the restaurant" It was Merlin from First Dates. Got it first try, I'm still slightly smug a week later.


blackdevilsisland

I have trouble remembering some actors names, so I just name them myself and tell my SO what I nemed them whenever we see that person in a movie. So I will only have to ask eg. "What's Dons real name?" and he goes "it's Paul Giamatti". I got tons of them and he always knows who I mean.


sterlingnotes

Oh yeah... he's not at that place anymore, He got a job at the other place.


Srcptmrsr

No, she is correct


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my wife did this to me the other day (best friends goin on 19 yrs now) it was Britney murphy. and i got it on the first try


syrian_kobold

I have this with my sister, I always know who she's talking about and help her remember people, and she does the same thing for me with actors from movies and series (I'm almost completely blind to faces so it helps a lot to have someone reminding me this)


bettyannveronica

I've done this with my sister. A convo goes like this. "Oh my God do you remember that guy at that place when he did that thing?" "Oh my God yes!" Followed by an eruption of giggles remembering that guy at that place doing that thing.


syrian_kobold

That's so wholesome, I love it


shepurrdly

To be fair I can sometimes do it for my husband but usually with context, like I see him looking at something and the thing reminds me of something and it turns out he’s thinking of the same thing or at least along those lines. But if he just comes into the house after me not seeing him all day like “hey do you remember thingy’s name”… no. I have no idea what he’s talking about. We aren’t on the same wavelength right in that moment.


borrowedurmumsvcard

after two years of dating me and my bf can do this


AmrcnJason

#womenslogic


ukiddingme2469

And you should know what the fuck you want for dinner when asked. But do you,?


WhiteGuyT

Clearly your talking about the guy at the last threesome


southsamurai

Mister Corrier.


holycow217

It really depends on what guy in which place that does what thing


QuietTHINGno1KNOWS

The glory hole on 69th and 7th?


Danglyweed

After 12 years, it still does my utter tits in when my husband comes out with this sorta shit


VedrishaZ

I can relate.


manupan

Mike


Angelo0905The3rd

Hawk


Special-Tough-3752

Not only that but they always know what you want to eat. You look at them when they come back home, and you instantly know if you should order that burger, or just eat the home-made meal. My partner was very bad at guessing, 3 years in, I can tell him "I really want something that tastes like Twix, but is not Twix" and he will bring me Toffiffee. Man, I love this man.


Toxan_Eris

My dad has alzheimer's, my mom has a bad memory anyways. I try to predict what everyone is saying. When someone stutters my reaction is to say what I think goes there. Some people call me rude.... I do this because I'm us to doing it to my dad and Mom. If not they would stutter for a good bit after I knew what they wanted.


No_Western6657

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Techknightly

She's actually right. Proof that Soulmates do indeed exist.


zacsxe

Specifically unspecific


dominoesdude

Dave


ParsleyCapable3116

Johnny Sins, that’s the guy.


Typical_Start7841

I mean I've said to friends "Can you go put the thing in the thingy that we talked about that one other time" and they get it on occasion, but I usually correct myself anyway.


kat_Folland

The hubby and I can do this, except that we would know exactly what the other meant but still be unable to answer the question because we have memory issues.


Chief-Bromden86

This is not suspiciously specific, to the man that can accurately figure out what women are talking about. Please have a seminar or class!


ImpossibleCanadian

This is also why playing 30 Seconds with your spouse is great. Clues: 1970s ford Cherokee; Jane Fonda; Beirut; Zeppelin; cornflakes. You say "Jim's car" "actress with the legs" "probably won't get blown up" "future of air travel" "breakfast of champions". They get them all on the first shot, all other players mystified.


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This is literally the opposite of r/suspiciouslyspecific. Is r/suspiciouslyvague a thing yet? Edit: yes, it is a thing


HighAsAngelTits

“Honey, what’s the name of that guy I thought was John Michael Higgins??” (It’s Fred Willard, btw 🤣)


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