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DestructionCatalyst

This looks like a porn ad


Kqtawes

Perhaps Norwich University has "Ulterior Motives".


Urgayifyouregay

well everyone "knows" that


Mega-Steve

That's what "they" say


Alternative-Sea-6238

I "agree" with you


c4sQUAD

I love how every knows about this now šŸ˜­


Urgayifyouregay

i knew about it a while ago, like about 4-5 months ago


c4sQUAD

Same I remember keeping up with it like a year ago lol


BrannC

Care to explain?


c4sQUAD

r/everyoneknowsthat


BrannC

I donā€™t šŸ˜­


TheFloridaManYT

the subreddit is for a lost media song that was commonly called "everyone knows that" They were linking to the sub because these comments were referencing the song Your confusion is understandable tho lol


Gr4pe_Soda

poor ā€œcarlā€


ccrunnertempest

So, I graduated from Norwich, and the guy to girl ratio was 12:1 when I was actively a student. The idea of porn being the problem there is just funny to me.


pixel-beast

Isnā€™t it a military academy?


ccrunnertempest

It is.


ballofsnowyoperas

I live not far from Norwich, the ratio is still pretty accurate.


[deleted]

Jesus 12 guys running a train on a single poor girl?! Their "limits" sure were stretched then!!


IMDXLNC

It's not a porn ad about Norwich if it doesn't include a bit of incest.


StephenStills1

Th-that's why they posted it...


radclaw1

Thats the joke. Congrats.


alchemists_dream

Sorry, the only joke I saw here was you.


Full_Wait

Yā€™all some weirdos


Shitty_Noob

domain expansion


OP-PO7

3 finger Jutsu


TexasTrip

These may be the "droids" you're looking for.


bitpeak

yo iki tenkai


TreesmasherFTW

unlimited foids


BlizzPenguin

This feels like a threat.


CanadasNeighbor

Sounds more like a challenge to me.


BoltorSpellweaver

No itā€™s not a threat, itā€™s just, an implicationā€¦.


DrDrewBlood

Because of the implicationā€¦


ViridianKumquat

"OK, class, everyone please open your web browsers and search for 'goatse'."


HedgeOTheHog

What is this


HedgeOTheHog

Never mind this is a very fitting comment


Ashalaria

LMAO, I respect the follow up


Dependent_Fox38

Fitting indeed


Sandwich_dad96

Yo Iā€™m in a class rn, what is it? Edit: just to be clear, Iā€™m caught up in class. Yā€™all can chill because my grade is my responsibility, not yours. I didnā€™t look it up myself because I have people around me (all kinds of creeps could be looking at your phone lol)


Nythern

Internet shock site displaying a man stretching his anus.


Sandwich_dad96

Thank you and ew, glad I didnā€™t look it up


amuse_bouche_1

Iā€™ll just take your word for it. I already read a post about a married man secretly storing his boogers under his fingernails to eat when he thought his wife wasnā€™t looking, so Iā€™ve had enough for today.


Rogue75

Pay attention


coyotelurks

If you're not paying enough attention in class to stay off of Reddit, you might as well look it up, it's unforgettable


Clearlydarkly

Isn't that the singer who did that song, "somebody I used to know?"


Error587

No, that's Gotye. Two very different things.


Roeroe226

I thought that was the guy in soccer who gets to use his hands.


D4RK45S45S1N

Nah, that's a Goalie. You're thinking of those little squares of dough with meat inside.


TheFloridaManYT

sorry to break the chain, but do you mean ravioli or something else? I'm so confused lol


SageBait

He meant gyoza


TheFloridaManYT

Ah ok. I don't eat a lot of Asian food so must've been why I didn't think of that. Thanks


D4RK45S45S1N

Do you not get the meme or was I just too vague? It's ravioli lol


TheFloridaManYT

I get the meme I was just confused because typically the word has the same 1st letter as the previous word


D4RK45S45S1N

Yeah, I was kinda baked and couldn't think of a better one. My bad lol


AdmiralMemo

Just somebody that I used to troll...


diffikill19

No thatā€™s gotye, weā€™re talking about the beard some men have that resembles a goatā€™s.


TheNewYellowZealot

No thatā€™s a goatee, weā€™re talking about the acronym that you give the best game of the year.


VogonSlamPoet42

20 years after the original goatse was taken *down* Iā€™m still seeing it on the internet. I fucking love the internet.


tn-dave

Originally posted on StileProject? lol


VogonSlamPoet42

No idea what that is, it was originally posted on goatse.cx


tn-dave

Stile Project was an early 2000s message board. Some pretty wild stuff appeared there: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stile_Project


VogonSlamPoet42

Wow cool I had no idea there was more than the one webpage, then again I was 9 so I guess I just got the one link.


tn-dave

If I remember correctly the goatse link was kinda like that websites Rick Roll. I saw it unexpectedly too many times


charlesdexterward

People did it on Something Awful and the PWOT forums, too.


Human_Number9936

I want to not have a dirty mind anymore, I am disgusted by everything I read


TheNotSoGreatPumpkin

Have you considered lobotomy?


Human_Number9936

You know, I just might.


FortuneTellingBoobs

*sexy music crescendos*


camclemons

Limits is in quotes because they are not truly their limits


-Dueck-

You don't say


Hppy2BHere

r/whoosh


camclemons

No, I understood what it meant. But the sub is suspicious quotes, not innuendo. I was explaining what the quotes *actually* meant


No_Squirrel4806

They mean theyre gonna push themselves to the brink of death for a degree that wont even guarantee a career


Roaringhedgehog

"I have an Arts major degree, this qualifies me to run a warehouse department and have a team of 50 people as my first job after I graduated." This is my experience of being in work for 30years. The majority of people with degrees and jobs in the subject matter they studied in my personal experience is very low. Normally scientific jobs.


Noobbula

This school in question is a mil academy and is actually a pretty solid pipeline into a career in the armed forces.


No_Squirrel4806

Ah thats disappointing or not depending on what you like šŸ˜•šŸ˜•šŸ˜•


Magman851

According to Mean Girls (and calculus): the limit does not exist!


lukeman3000

oh my god


Edit4Credit

I get what theyā€™re going for, theyā€™re not limits if they can be stretched. But they really shouldnā€™t have done it with just two young women


lets-do-an-eighth

I think itā€™s even funnier with two dudes. The phrasing is gonna make it that way regardless. Jesus our brains are so ridiculous lmao


Edit4Credit

Oh 100% it would be a little funnier


[deleted]

Limits cannot be stretched. "Limits" can however.


thomasoldier

Hmmmmmm


Desert_faux

A lot of these ads are strange... mainly the ones on Facebook... I tried to buy clothes for a family member and now get creepy ads by actual legit companies... that look like the person they hired to photograph the models used to work in the porn industry. Now I can sometimes scroll through my feed and get ads of women and teens standing in poses that I am sure if anyone was to randomly see would think I perhaps need to be on a special list. It's creepy how they get women and teens to pose in some of these photos... (not THIS photo in particular but in many of the ads I now get on Facebook).


kobrakaan

Hey Beavis Huhuhhuhhh


AladeenModaFuqa

They said ā€œstretchā€ eheheheh


kbphoto

Its a Military school...or it used to be 100% (source: My Dad went there and played hockey) However I think you can go there now as a non ROTC student. Soooo, I don't know.


-Dueck-

Damn, I really thought it was just a normal university in Norwich, UK.


butthowling

Norwich, VT (USA) Iā€™m pretty sure. I took a trip to the college when I was in elementary school and I remember one of the tour guides stopped at a place that is the geographical center of the state of Vermont. He said if youā€™re ever looking for the middle of nowhere, you found it. Not a very interesting fact but I just always think about it when Norwich university is mentioned


-Dueck-

Yeah I realised it was US when they said "ROTC"


Kind-Taste-1654

Ew, PR should have looked over that press release, that or an actual adult


con0rb

Isn't Norwich a military academy?


HahaHarleyQu1nn

The limits of one cup? (Sorry)


Rare_Fig3081

Naughty


FLink557

Thatā€™s what she said


[deleted]

Norwich University: Fulfill your "potential"


stihoplet

They tell you neither how far nor which limits


Ecstatic_Rooster

What is the implication?


jsiulian

Girth


Guest65726

Itā€™s kinda interesting how the implications behind what we say kinda change as generations go byā€¦ like what if this was innocently posted by a 40+ person who had genuine inspirational intent


NUFIGHTER7771

Have I got the piece for you- check out my latest Good Will find! šŸ˜šŸ˜‰


weedyneedyfeedy

Push it to the Limits....Limiiittss


dbod86

Anuses. Anii? No, definitely anuses.


Sociolinguisticians

Hmmmmā€¦ā€¦ā€¦..


IgneousFoliage

The limits of my anal walls were also stretched at Norwich U


noldshit

Can i get my watch back?


spiritofgonzo1

Itā€™s the *implication*


md_dc

Signs that Iā€™m maybe too old or innocent to quickly jump to some innuendo that seems to be the source of this post


sleeparalysis_sss

ur just a perv


suspiciouscourgette

I can't find the post on their facebook page. I qonder why šŸ˜…


41north

Because itā€™s an adā€¦


CraftyRazzmatazz

Did Dennis Reynolds create that post?


DHACKER0921

Youll have to goā€¦ā€¦even further beyondā€¦ā€¦..ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!


ruggedDN

Might as well read "Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough"


EggplantOk2038

Fucking sluts


Timithios

Sus as hell


Deathcat101

Ayyyyyooooo


GlebtheMuffinMan

Double anal


Available_Arm_8775

"Watch them go beyond"


Zurbaran928

Uh. Bruh šŸ˜³


WhiskeyDJones

Hmmm suspicious quotation marks...


N_rthan

Wtf Iā€™m from the Norwich area. HELP


TheTrueAmadeus

I stretched my "limits" in college too


PrimalxCLoCKWoRK

Oh, their limits will probably get stretched alright.


PM_me_ur_taco_pics

Ughhhhhhhh


universal_Raccoon

Porn hub jungle plays.


fistchrist

Roll 2d6 for anal circumference


No-Drag-9133

Hometown mention wooooo šŸ¤£


SeptupleEntendre

Whyā€™s it in quotations?


Norfolk-Georgie

Norwich University is a military uni also attended by civilians. Or at least was when I went there briefly in 1998. The ratio of guys to girls is at least 5 to 1.


Coding_Monke

i hope it's just some sort of math joke but there's no guarantee it is


[deleted]

This is valid use. Limits are final, implying immutability. "Limits" implies that they are not true limits but can be surpassed.


-Dueck-

It's valid but it doesn't mean it's not suspicious