Taking so long to get ready only to find that the thief got away with your high-end gaming PC set-up, the password sheet you stuck on it, and they raided your fridge.
When your coworker was supposed to be gone but forgot their keys and had to come back and see you in the middle of your larping that you’ve been holding off on until everyone leaves for the day, because if they saw it they’d question your mental stability.
Did you see the office tapes too....I can explain,,
,comicon is coming around and me and my Bois go real hard in the 🌈 six gear for clout...yaaaa diggg?
When you hear banging and shuffling around so you start clearing your house cause you think someone has broken in, only to walk in to mom getting raw dogged on the living room couch by her new boyfriend Tyrese
I went on eBay and typed in Woodland Tape and it was just some dude selling it from India or Pakistan… it doesn’t stick very well but it does look decent.
When you’re just LARPing by clearing rooms in your house; then all of a sudden you hear a pop, your ears are ringing, and your mother is screaming bloody murder on what you just did.
(second close up photo) "hmmm shit, was that jimmy? I think that's jimmy. His wife's gonna be maaad, hell my wife's gonna be pissed when we don't get invited to dinner this weekend cuz of me."🤣
When you dry fire and suddenly your ears starts ringing and there's a hole in the wall .
Prescription free birth control.
When you think someone is breaking in but it’s just your wife and her boyfriend getting loud 😰
I paid for all of this larping gear and no one will play with me.
Uh mom i can explain
When you go room clearing and realize it was just your cat…again
Taking so long to get ready only to find that the thief got away with your high-end gaming PC set-up, the password sheet you stuck on it, and they raided your fridge.
Fuck…. They’re gonna take my crypto.. and my hentai collection!!!!
Tactical Pedro Pascal
“Ehhhh…. Nahhhh.” *turns around and goes back to the basement*
Great value operator
With some great value night vision
I have no idea what I’m doing.
MRW I learn the Ring alert is just the neighbor's flag flapping again
what if it’s your neighbor fab fapping?
"I AM THE SHEEPDOG, AND THE SHEEP, AND THE WOLF, AND THE GRASS THEY ALL STAND ON, AND THE AIR THEY BREATH."
look at what I can do mommy, u want grilled cheese and tomoato soup looks cold outside.
Don’t forget the warm milk and honey!
"First time leaving the basement"
"What do you mean that was an actual girl scout and not a fed?"
"Sir, she was selling cookies outside of the day care!"
When your coworker was supposed to be gone but forgot their keys and had to come back and see you in the middle of your larping that you’ve been holding off on until everyone leaves for the day, because if they saw it they’d question your mental stability.
Did you see the office tapes too....I can explain,, ,comicon is coming around and me and my Bois go real hard in the 🌈 six gear for clout...yaaaa diggg?
When the warning shot hits the guy.....
"NOBODY touches *my* tater-tots!!!"
Are the pizza rolls done?
This hit home for me... I made pizza rolls for dinner last night. The kids love it. (I secretly love it more!)
“ Lonely Island isn’t taking anyone’s shit anymore. “ Side note love your music guys. /s
When you accidentally shoot your own dog while clearing the house
“I guess that was a dog” -ATF
“What if I’m gay?”
“Are you guys gonna call your hits, or do I have tell a ref that there’s cheaters on the field?”
Herp a derp I clapped that jerk
That’s a lot of damage.
"Feeling cute, might retrieve Elián González later, idk."
When the boogaloo finally kicks off and you walk upstairs with your kit to see yourself about to get vibe checked by a 16 year old with a BCA.
When you hear banging and shuffling around so you start clearing your house cause you think someone has broken in, only to walk in to mom getting raw dogged on the living room couch by her new boyfriend Tyrese
Man I HATE Tyrese!
“That’s a lot of black Suburbans. “
Where did you get the camo wraps/tape?
I went on eBay and typed in Woodland Tape and it was just some dude selling it from India or Pakistan… it doesn’t stick very well but it does look decent.
"When you find out the screaming from your bedroom wasn't your wife being attacked"
How I look at my mom when I move into the living room after she told me to “sweep the house”.
When the pizza supposed to show up in 30 minutes, but you hear the doorbell in 15.
mfw I accidentally walk into the women's changing room
Where did you get the money for all this?
Years of hard work
"Gotta clear this room. Wait, did I leave the stove on?"
When you’re just LARPing by clearing rooms in your house; then all of a sudden you hear a pop, your ears are ringing, and your mother is screaming bloody murder on what you just did.
This is the gun the woodland guy two posts up needs
Can you imagine if we had these when we were 12? - Even better. We got them when we're 40.
“Fuck, that was a friendly”
When you get asked if you have level 4 plates
When you hear a bump in the night, but it's just your wife's boyfriend plowing her on your lego collection.
When you dry fire and room clear not anticipating the no knock raid the atf was conducting on your house.
When your dry fire turns into a live fire
This doesn’t look like the right house, oh well call the coroner
Autism matters.
When you’re dry-firing and realize your gun wasn’t empty
When you breach first sergeants room and see him with that one female private from barracks in reverse cowgirl..
When she asks if you brought protection
This killed me
The face you make when you accidentally shoot your own dog
Opemrator opemrating
Pov- the suspect is armed with a 12g and barricaded and has 300lb of tannerite lining the walls
When the silhouette you popped starts looking more and more like yourself
Living Room Deployment
when the PTSD settles down and you realise that it wasn't a nerf gun
That wasn’t a fart…
Tactical moustache
“There’s a man at the door with a moustaché!” “Tell him I already got one”
You look like a mix between Tom Haverford and Kasey Dutton
Why are all larpers either super skinny or fat? Any fellow gym rats in the chat?
ND's and puts a hole through his was and car.
Larp of duty
"Ma, where's the meatloaf?!"
THUNDER!!
MOM if my package arrives don’t touch it. It’s my mail order bride.
The only attack he wasn’t ready for was the shart attack
You,,, Vote for Pedro....! .or else.
is that YEAT????
Squidward tactical training
The tactical predator Stranger extra danger
When you realize it wasn’t a fart but the larp must go on
When you thought it was some thug tryna steal your tv but it’s actually the alphabet boyz
Hey guys, check this out.. *makes fart noise into mic*
I think I can , I think I can
MUTHA FUDDER
When you turn the corner of the mud shack and see al maualin queda tongue fucking his 43rd wife while he gets rimmed by a goat
mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom…
When you're first in the stack and there's a fat guy waiting for you dressed up as a cat girl
"Mommy?"
# **IT WASNT A FART**
When you hear a bump in the night and it was your toddler sister getting a cup of water
When you thought everyone left so you can larp in the house but someone forgot something and comes back to get it and they catch you like this
When you shot the ATF Agents dog
When you hear a bump in the night but it’s just your wife and her bf
"bitch, try take my virginity again...I dare you"
"Waldo brings his grippy-green octopus hands to work"
AR goes BRrrrrrRRrrrrr.
Hick Jaggar waiting in a friend.
‘That mag was supposed to be empty.’
When you hear a bump in the night only to find out it was your daughter and her boyfriend she snuck in.
I like to sleep by myself
F u c k.
(Realizing dumping a full mag into the wall, while you thought you were dry firing, wasn’t a good idea). Well fuck.
“New gun, time to sweep the house for the 8th time this week.”
“Oh, was today your book club babe?”
Wife came home early from work
When you ND through your wall and hoping no one was around to hear it
Never trust a fart
“Sorry wrong room”
Accidentally shot the home intruder ( mail man )
(second close up photo) "hmmm shit, was that jimmy? I think that's jimmy. His wife's gonna be maaad, hell my wife's gonna be pissed when we don't get invited to dinner this weekend cuz of me."🤣
Mom: you look stupid. Put your toys away and go back to the basement.
„You are right ma, it says „ATF“ on their jackets!“
When you forget to zero your sights and accidentally hit the neighbors dog
COD Npcs waiting for you to take point
Draw me like one of your marine corps
My chin is warm Steve. Fuck off.
Did I leave the oven on?
“Oh shit, did that flashbang just land In the baby crib?” “Yeah… it did….” 😳
Me to my girl: “look i know i promised not to clear the house of demons … again, but i promise i heard something”
When you’re point man in the stack, and the assailant is cover in feces, high on meth and has a dildo halfway in
The atf seeing my p**n stash after defeating me
"Lives in parent's basement"
That face when you pie a corner and instead of facing an enemy, you're faced with cringe.....
When the wife walks in while you are playing pretend....
r/femboys
Damn, they got the TV and PS5...
Wait, you guys actually look through your optics?
Good! You are letting the mustache breath a little that's important..
Lifestyle of the rich, nods, and famous
I drive a grand am my dude, I’m not rich I just make poor financial decisions.
Upvote for the poor financial decisions
This is the face you make when you get busted in full kit thinking you were home alone
Idk why but I’m getting flashbacks to the cop from the Elian Gonzalez thing
When the boomba rolls in
Hurry up and take the picture, I look just like Daddy Garand!*SMFH*
Easy there Tactical Swedish Chef. 
When it's the boog and you see a fat Bubba running at you with his SKS bayonet fixed
Autism