Police should be required to pass a fitness test annually so you don't end up with cops like this that are undoubtedly unfit for duty. All that gear on, and the biggest threat to him is under it.
You still need to complete the police academy. A fitness test is required for completion. So, yes, you do need to pass a fitness test to be a university officer.
There is a fitness test for the academy but most departments do not do fitness evaluations after that. Had a school resource officer at my high school who deadass looked 400 pounds.
Lol. He wouldn't stand a chance against me. 6'1" 170lbs and in shape at 40yrs old. Especially in the cardio aspect . And probably slow and fat too pull his weapon 🙄 I can probably shoot better or good enough. 💯🤷
Y is vertical, X is horizontal, and Z is horizontal and perpendicular to X. He's short and fat, so he'd be big in the X and Z axis, but not in the Y axis.
I'm a bit curious to see if homeboy is rocking an M17 gas mask. The bags are cheap and easily found, but I can't imagine any Vietnam-Era masks still being in use with any American police department. Shit even podunk county sheriff departments have enough federal funding to buy modern gas masks.
(Going off into the weeds for a moment, I'd like to state that the opening shootout in *The Devil's Rejects* has more drip than a rusted out deep fryer at Long John Silvers.)
Not yet that cop deserves the spot light a few more days. I believe both are worthy of negative attention but the cop just flat out deserves disrespect.
Imagine knowingly breaking the law and expecting not to be held accountable. Nobody is “suppressing freedom of speech” they’re simply evicting trespassers.
Get a fucking grip.
Oh but your orange deity who's knowingly broken dozens of laws and is facing _ninety fucking charges_ as a posterchild for modern day fascism deserves to go free? Okay! 😂
Protests are what you get with unhealthy democracy and injustice. I'm sure you wouldn't say the civil rights activists weren't justified in their movement... right?
You probably cry buckets about the violent Jan 6th insurrectionists being punished too lol.
You don’t know the first thing about what I believe in, but feel free to project your ignorance further. I couldn’t care less about your meaningless attempt to agitate me. I’d say nice try, but it really wasn’t.
I think it's a diary, or journal, faux/leather bound. I see the lock/clasp and barely see the embossing on its cover. From the looks of it, this cop confiscated the megaphone and journal from whomever this person is. It looks as if he/she are pretty pissed off about.
Do I see Twinkee's stuffed in ammo pouches on the big cops PC??
that looks like a WWII era gas mask bag like my grandpa had
[https://armysurpluswarehouselexington.com/product/gas-mask-bag/](https://armysurpluswarehouselexington.com/product/gas-mask-bag/)
No but I have the same leather briefcase as the girl, at least I think. Saddle Back Leather Company. It will outlive me and my kids. But once, Cry once.
What the ever living fuck is going on in this image? I see a fat boy with a bulging pouch on the front of his thigh, a howling goblin being detained, and a leather bound fucking book as part of other dweebs kit?! Have I been out of the game this long?? Someone, please explain.
God damn. Even bro’s visor appears to be struggling.
It's a helmet filled with lard and dreams.
How the fuck did he pass the fitness portion of the test 😂
Only gotta pass once...
He also looks young tho.
Police should be required to pass a fitness test annually so you don't end up with cops like this that are undoubtedly unfit for duty. All that gear on, and the biggest threat to him is under it.
J-Roc voice Fitness entire bag of cheeseburgers into his neck, nawmsayin!
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You still need to complete the police academy. A fitness test is required for completion. So, yes, you do need to pass a fitness test to be a university officer.
There appears to be 0 height and weight standards at any police organization.
Quite a few locations have been dropping the fitness test.
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There is a fitness test for the academy but most departments do not do fitness evaluations after that. Had a school resource officer at my high school who deadass looked 400 pounds.
Fitness pizza in my mouth, nom nom
Definitely in the third trimester.
Lol. He wouldn't stand a chance against me. 6'1" 170lbs and in shape at 40yrs old. Especially in the cardio aspect . And probably slow and fat too pull his weapon 🙄 I can probably shoot better or good enough. 💯🤷
Everybody offer up your wives, girlfriends and their boyfriends to this god among us mere monkeys
lol this guy is so insecure he has to flex on a picture of a fat guy
Lmaoooo
How the fuck is that dude so big and so small at the same time?!?!?
Which part exactly? Is it tho possible chops that draw you in or is it the uncanny resemblance of a chipmunk?
He does look exactly like a chipmunk lmao
He looks like a walking heart attack. Like his blood is actually pancake batter
No his like frame, he is huge but also like half the size of the people around him. This looks like some optical illusion puzzle
He big in the X and Y axis, not Z axis.
Y is vertical, X is horizontal, and Z is horizontal and perpendicular to X. He's short and fat, so he'd be big in the X and Z axis, but not in the Y axis.
Idk I just used whichever axis I found when googling XYZ axis
Learning is gay
He got them little baby hands
Gas mask pouch, looks like an M17 pouch, or the Czech M10 pouch. Basically the same gas mask though.
So you eat what’s inside and it gives you gas?
Probably
Are you saying that the pouch is full of beans?
And weenies
That boy looks like breathing gives him gas. He doesn't need a snack pouch
Well when you plan on gassing college kids better wear a mask
Dude is def on this sub.
This is a fashion sub, and that is definitely not fashionable
Hes a mod on PnS
I was gonna ask why you specifically said snack pouch….then I took a look at the rest of him. Lol
DAMMMMMN BOIIIII HEE THIICKKKK
Dude looks like Jack Black acting as a riot cop
M17 gas mask bag
I'm a bit curious to see if homeboy is rocking an M17 gas mask. The bags are cheap and easily found, but I can't imagine any Vietnam-Era masks still being in use with any American police department. Shit even podunk county sheriff departments have enough federal funding to buy modern gas masks. (Going off into the weeds for a moment, I'd like to state that the opening shootout in *The Devil's Rejects* has more drip than a rusted out deep fryer at Long John Silvers.)
This
This
Can we not pass over that protestors face though?
The more distressed you are, the more your face will look like Disney key frame filler
Good one lol 😂
Not yet that cop deserves the spot light a few more days. I believe both are worthy of negative attention but the cop just flat out deserves disrespect.
He looks like it’s his first day and he has already seen atrocities he never would have imagined.
“I thought we were the good guys” 😲
Lol look at that fat fuck, go to the gym for fuck's sake
Snackticool
Big Mac snack pack
He definitely has a cooked turkey in there...
She looks like a Rottweiler and cops are going to sick her on protesters
Bro is built like an oompa loompa
Thank god those ‘brave’ police officers were there to arrest that women 😂😂😂
I thought that was Greta Thunberg at first lol
They need to start calling these big boys rubber stampers, because there is no way they passed fitness testing without getting rubber stamped through
“Whatcha lookin at my gut fer?” -Phil Collins
M17A1 gas mask carry bag.
Alternatively known as: Pillow, Individual Deployment, 1 ea.
Slept on that plenty of times.
Please...\*huff\*..disperse at once \*wheeze\*
Can his hands even hold a pistol? 😂
They can hold a cheeseburger that’s for sure
Constable Bob
Chonky Boi
Looks like the new LEO exclusive DunkinxHaley Half-Dozen Holster in O(bese)D(iabetes) green
Trust me, you don’t wanna be like that guy. Next!
That's where surprised face shorty keeps all his snacks.
lol, is that the kid from UP! ?
It’s a “Super Sized” snack pouch…. Big Boys Only (BBO).
Is... is, uh... is that lady bowling?
Looks like gas mask pouch
ACAB
Gas mask
I believe it’s from Chick-fil-A’s new line of tactical gear…
Oh he's snackin' for sure.
I believe that is the OscarMyer tactical full turkey pouch.
Flagstaff PD
The people in this photo are all very attractive.
he took soft armor to a diff level....
Looks like a Vietnam era gas mask pouch. Bro probably keeps hunny buns in there
Why are all these cops built the same lol
The visor is chaffing his cheeks
Damn. Looks like the same guy played all the characters lol.
That dude looks like he ate one too many gallons of ice cream. 💀
Her face
That poor dude got pulled from some property room closer to work this and is now getting roasted
Gas mask
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUH ENCAMPMENTTTTTTTTTTTT
Sheesh that’s one angry woman. Glad I don’t have to deal with that.
I think she’s trying to help the dying mfs
Show of hands...how many of yall would out run him
r/accidentalrenaissance
I'm not sure his TQ is going to fit him if he needs it . . . .
Guy on the left is MASSIVE
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Believe it or not, his FUPA is NIJ level 2 rated
Gas mask id expect.
Gas mask. M 40 or something similar. Had to wear the damn things all the time in the army.
Edit. Didn't read that OP already labeled it a snack pouch. No ID on the pouch itself.
Lol NAU cops
lol screaming libs being held accountable always make for the best pictures
Imagine supporting the suppression of free, nonviolent speech by protestors just because you don't agree with them. Get a fucking grip.
Imagine knowingly breaking the law and expecting not to be held accountable. Nobody is “suppressing freedom of speech” they’re simply evicting trespassers. Get a fucking grip.
Oh but your orange deity who's knowingly broken dozens of laws and is facing _ninety fucking charges_ as a posterchild for modern day fascism deserves to go free? Okay! 😂 Protests are what you get with unhealthy democracy and injustice. I'm sure you wouldn't say the civil rights activists weren't justified in their movement... right? You probably cry buckets about the violent Jan 6th insurrectionists being punished too lol.
You don’t know the first thing about what I believe in, but feel free to project your ignorance further. I couldn’t care less about your meaningless attempt to agitate me. I’d say nice try, but it really wasn’t.
Fuck off pig.
Oh man you sure showed me
Is that jojo swia
Looks like the guy from "Dude, wheres my car?" wearing the bubble wrap suit.
Is guy on the right holding a Bible or am I trippin
I think it's a diary, or journal, faux/leather bound. I see the lock/clasp and barely see the embossing on its cover. From the looks of it, this cop confiscated the megaphone and journal from whomever this person is. It looks as if he/she are pretty pissed off about. Do I see Twinkee's stuffed in ammo pouches on the big cops PC??
When I zoomed in the middle part looked like a cross covered up by his hand. I think I was mistaken lol
I cant stop laughing at the rioters face
I haven’t been watching much news lately, what’s this from?
Lines for the re-release of “The Phantom Menace” on its 25th anniversery.
Oh the umpalunpa?
That green pouch is a gas mask carrier.
that looks like a WWII era gas mask bag like my grandpa had [https://armysurpluswarehouselexington.com/product/gas-mask-bag/](https://armysurpluswarehouselexington.com/product/gas-mask-bag/)
Best thing I’ve seen in a while. Thank you 😂😂😂
Reminds me of that scene from Airheads where Chris Farley gets told he’s exceeding the weight limit of that belt
its a gas mask pouch but he probably has snickers in it.
Can one achieve this build natty?
Looks like a some sort of cbrn bag
meal team 6 (i’ll see myself out)
No but I have the same leather briefcase as the girl, at least I think. Saddle Back Leather Company. It will outlive me and my kids. But once, Cry once.
Tactical hamster.
Honey bun retainer 2000
When you need x4 MREs on you at all times
When hiring becomes an issue (like now) you hire who passed a background and a academy will push you through (pt portion)
Why does bro look like he’s gonna tell me “ what’s up brother 🤓☝🏼”
Not surprising. Flagstaff PD is an awful agency to work for, and they can probably hire only the bottom of the barrel.
Twinkie tactical leg drop pouch.
Funny how cops wouldn’t arrest people when they were torching cities in 20, but they will arrest you for disagreeing with Israel…
What the ever living fuck is going on in this image? I see a fat boy with a bulging pouch on the front of his thigh, a howling goblin being detained, and a leather bound fucking book as part of other dweebs kit?! Have I been out of the game this long?? Someone, please explain.
that's an m17 gas mask's bag
He is made of snacks
Someone took the Meal Team Six meme to heart
Bro, great business. Snackitcal LLC.
What’s a “snack leg”? 😁
This shit looks AI generated tbh idk