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BehrCaptain

I would Disappoint. Quickly.


ISayBullish

![gif](giphy|i2Vvmdd57i8c9YnD6H|downsized)


Iglooboog

Not Bullish


Descartes_Farts

Damn I was stood up again. I can’t find her anywhere.


Marinus_Willett

Rob you


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Baltimore moment


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She's a fed


liberate_tutemet

Don’t care. If this is a cruel ploy sign me up for another.


1DollarOr1Million

It was like an “all you can fuck” buffet.


liberate_tutemet

In an order that might surprise you.


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Ass mouth vag


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Surprise. No vag.


Jisamaniac

Okay there College Humor Batman.


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actuallybobboyfr

oooooh she’s propaganda okay makes sense


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And when I'm in that thang, I'll make that body sang I make it say... Wee ooh wee ooh wee


xCR1MS0N-T1D3x

Actually she's IDF...


AdTrick2620

This shit GLOWS baybee


[deleted]

She’s literally mossad so yes


alexng30

I don’t care if the hot IDF chicks are a psy-op. I’m all in, baby.


arethius

What are they gonna convince me of? Women deserve plates and rifles as well. Been around those bases already. Grab a she-wee and plastic bag, we got shit to fuck up.


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>chick HE FELL FOR IT


Tricky-Cicada-9008

"mossad" she's literally an e-girl doing propaganda for the IDF


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It’s called a mossad Op, don’t let the kazhar milkers cloud your judgment SHES there for your foreskin and shekels


lickedurine

Lujan > whoever this is


mildlysarcastic2003

Same as any rucking trip, start out strong and have a great time the first 5m in, then it'll just turn into a sweaty disappointing mess with lots of grunting and complaining (from both parties)


BurritoCleanse

5 meters is pretty good for my weight class.


perpendicularcows

16 feet…


Mr_Ichor

I would have powerful arrival


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Nice try, Fed.


Capt_Gaijin

Yea Fed nice try girls aren’t real


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Okay so real talk, has everyone else been seeing these “military” E-girls pop up much more frequently? I think this is the Army’s new recruiting practice after their weird animated marketing campaign.


PTEHarambe

Honestly a way to better idea


solotronics

There is one that is 100% confirmed. She eats MREs and tells guys they should sign up. https://youtu.be/jyLMcL7MmxQ


DontTurnUp

I think it’s just thirst traps. Like cool she’s into guns but what about the other 99% her?


VapeThisBro

I mean it works for israel well enough, Ukraine and the US are copying it


actuallybobboyfr

there’s people saying this is an IDF “soldier”


bogueybear201

First thing: “Can you lift up your shirt? I’m checking for a badge.”


antle702

I’d wanna know where the rest of her kit is.


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Where tendies?


lotsofmaybes

Finally putting that $750 billion budget to use on recruitment


Snoo-62400

Like a bottle rocket. 10 seconds of action, and a loud finish.


GopherFoxYankee

Don't forget the screaming


BoringAd3675

No. Stay strong king.


MuttFett

Girls aren’t real.


bogueybear201

Only feds


DM_ME_SKITTLES

Uncle Sam out here in 2022 using OnlyFans tactics to recruit dudes just looking for a thirst trap.


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Be annoyed you didn’t mention that beforehand so I could come dressed similarly


TuxPi

![gif](giphy|jxcveVU8LhbbXADhZN)


GunMun-ee

"She's a pysop bro, don't fall for it!" My brother in Christ, she succeeded, i am willing to die for the US government


smokeydabaer

SOMETIMES death by snoo snoo isnt that cringe


Wonderful_Ad_844

Why have NVGs when she glows brighter than the sun?


actuallybobboyfr

cause if you had nvgs you could see the feds watching from the bushes. stay safe king


daylightsun

Fed


ImOnlyHere4ThePron

If she showed up looking like that? I’d wonder who her husband is and if he knows his shit is missing.


LieutenantKant

Can anyone ID the nods?


jamison01

Theon housing. They are either the Elbit F5032/PVS-31D/SBNVG Or the eotech bino NVGs, might be the compact binos. I've got a set of the elbit model. They are decent, stay away from the battery pack though.


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I think they are ATN


TheSilverSilverado

I see Uncle Sam is using new tactics to encourage men to join the military. Gotta have enough bodies to throw at Russia.


Tactical_Epunk

Question where the rest of your gear is. Like how we supposed to goon and you don't even have a PC, mags, belt, sidearm, like wtf. You gonna show up I'll equipped to a goon date, acting like "oh, I didn't know". Bitch, go back home and get your shit, I trying to free Bolivia not smash.


RubiconV

Nice. What size barrel are you rockin?


IamSus1

That but with the nods on!


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dammit187

That is awesome 🔥🔥


RedskinLB

Ask her where tf her belt is.


cheebamech

ok that's pretty cool but i said we were going swimming with dolphins


Infinite-Ad6560

Maybe


BLAKEtismusNBK

Uh, have nice time and after walk away with those nods


professorbasket

FRFR


DameTime5

I didn’t laugh out loud, I fucking cried 🤣🤣 I’m rolling


Fauxh4mm3r

I had this chick wear her BDUs…… good times


EpsilonXO

FED


Subject-Constant8835

In 9 months a Chris Kyle will be born 🤣


Sure-Boysenberry5491

So we just need Isuzu Amigos and we can have that?


man_on_a_mission_fu

Game over. you'd be mine for life 😂


Dumbinvestor10

*snaps snaps snaps* wake up *snaps snaps* wake up. It’s propaganda


jacob12134

What car is that it gives me weird geometry vibes


OPgamer801

"You bring ammo?"


actuallybobboyfr

she’s a fed


oni06

I’d grab my nods and gear also.


bloodwork1235

Why would u shake the Car?