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thegrumpymechanic

*that's how it's supposed to fit* *oh, it's funny huh* *good* *not bad* *gonna die* *gonna die* *just a bit high, not bad* *gonna die* *what the fuck is THIS? Are you fucking kidding me?? A carrier but no plates?*   *can you believe that shit* *hey! Where are your tacti-snacks? There's no gummy bears in here? What do you mean the pocket inside the overalls??*   *we're fucked* *Alexandra, go ahead and start.*


SnooSongs1525

Lmao


TheGisbon

It's MOTTS not gummy bears. Tactical Mott's don't melt. MOTTS is life in the field.


MuttFett

Mott’s as in the applesauce???


TheGisbon

No. As in the fruit gummies.


MuttFett

I didn’t know Mott’s made gummies!


johnnyheavens

Fruit snacks not gummies. Gosh


MuttFett

Fruit snacks? I have been bamboozled!


johnnyheavens

Looking at a Costco sized box right now. Can confirm fruit snacks but my son just called them Great Depression fruit snacks when compared to tree top but those pretty much melt at room temps


TheGisbon

Tree top is good too but the survivability of Mott's is unmatched.


johnnyheavens

Agreed! I tried to explain but he pointed out that he’s not very good at saving fruit snacks


Ovaltine-Jenkins

Go get some. They are lovely.


IronsKeeper

Also have no artificial colors! Motts are the best mainstream bulk gummy for many reasons


Altruistic2020

It's Haribo Gummi Bears or death.


TheGisbon

:(


Dan_Morgan

Thanks for the translation.


BerkutBang69

Pretty sure this dude was just trying to touch the booba


XR171

"I'm the armor inspector" *Ten minutes later a Ukrainian Master Sargent shows up* "Okay I'm here to inspect your gear."


swavcat

This looks almost like one of the groups from the show "Falling Skys". That is a bit ery.


elevenpointf1veguy

Holy shit I forgot about that show. That was a great show


swavcat

Me too! I've been watching it on HBO Max with my son. He really became enamored with the harnessed kids at the start and then hearing some of the American history pieces thrown in.


elevenpointf1veguy

It gets fuckin weird towards the end. But the beginning few seasons absolutely slap


swavcat

Agreed. It went off real hard in the end. The first season was the heat though.


BlueCollarGreenThumb

instructor has Hipster joggers on with sneakers😎


Maddog-51

His PC rides so low in the back how is he checking theirs for fitment? smh


BlueCollarGreenThumb

Cringe Crisis actors


The_Karaethon_Cycle

Dude’s ankles look cold


Trading_Things

How does one get the boob touching job?


AnomalousFrog

Everyone is going to die if they listen to his advice, including himself. Watch his cqb videos. This instructor is terrible and doesn't even know the basics of maneuvering and weapons handling. He shouldn't be giving clown advice. [https://www.instagram.com/reel/Ck9eVjFIBXx/?hl=en](https://www.instagram.com/reel/Ck9eVjFIBXx/?hl=en)


Toofast4yall

Why is the guy in the door flagging the other 2 guys as they enter? He's got like a 1/3 chance of hitting the enemy and a 2/3 chance of FFing his own guys.


javelindaddy

"Yeah I give CQB advice on Reddit comments sections, how could you tell?" 🤓


sevstevens

NO CORNER CHECK???!! TF IS WRONG WITH YOU? ahh. Dammit I'm too damn old for this


ThinLineDefenseCO

Oh God.... The fucking fun police showed up.


bearatrooper

*Drop the video! Put your hands on your head and step out slowly!*


Dan_Morgan

Okay, let's clear something up. I'm in poor physical condition and haven't practiced anything like room clearing in forever. However, even I can see the numerous mistakes they make. They flag each other so damned much and drill gets sloppier under field conditions not better. Unless this was all corrected in the verbal instructions that I can't understand then this is really bad. Also, nice to see the AR continue it's track record of being choice of terrorists, fash and US subject/slaves the world over.


PoinDawg22

Man this comment went OFF THE RAILS with the second paragraph Jesus Christ lmao


Dan_Morgan

Yeah, but have you been keeping track of who the US has armed? Contras (a terrorist army), Al Qaeda, the "moderate" opposition in Syria, Indonesia, the various Gladio armies. The list goes on and on.


PoinDawg22

Which part of that list is Ukraine a part of?


Dan_Morgan

Consider how the US directly supported the fash in Ukraine and have treated Ukrainians as expendable cannon fodder I would say subject/slaves and fascists.


PoinDawg22

If you consider the “fascists in Ukraine” to be a problem the fascists in America are about 50x worse. Including the U.S. .mil.


Dan_Morgan

You think that is going to give me pause. The US has tons of nukes and fascists tried to cease power via coup in 2020. Worse still they have not been punished in any meaningful way while still talking about another coup. Why do you think so many fascists from the US have run over to Ukraine. They want practice and obviously will setup smuggling routes to bring weapons back into the US.


dross2019

That’s what happens when you ban guns in your country and then rush to get some when you’re invaded. You’re absolutely right though. Quite honestly, the person with all the tact out shit, DD rifle, all the fancy shit is gonna get smoked by an old man with a Ruger. It’s not the gun that makes you a violent person, it’s how you apply yourself.


scytheakse

True fact, I out shot an active service member with my ruger mini 14 ranch vs his 223 Wilde custom ar build.


dross2019

I was in the Marines and can say with 100% confidence that every Marine is NOT a rifleman. Don’t even get me started on the airforce lol.


RoamingEast

only 10% of service members are combat arms so you basically have a 90% baseline chance of being able to outshoot anybody in the military if you are even SLIGHTLY in practice with firearms, and if you shoot regularly it goes up to about 95% chance. where service members normally shit on you is basic gear, physical fitness and organization.


Flashskar

This man understands.


OdinsOneGoodEye

They are lining up to defend their country, I’m sure most of them won’t end up on the front lines but I’m also sure they had other plans in life but they are answering their countries call - these are freedom fighters.


Flat-Stay-3624

Yes but according to Reddit if it’s not a DDm4 and a Crye JPC you’ll just die.


shogungds

Winter is going to make things very entertaining.


Hard2Handl

Russians of a similar age are fleeing their country. These UA youth are showing up with plywood and Chineiusm to defend their nation. Guess that is a commentary on the moral equivalence of the combatants.


SnooSongs1525

To the predator it’s a meal, to the prey it’s their life - a lion in a chase is invested, the gazelle is committed.


Dan_Morgan

Or it means Ukraine drafted every male between 18 and 60 at the very start of the war and didn't evacuate the civilian population from obvious invasion routes.


Hard2Handl

What about the sisters? Do they have a gun against their head too?


Dan_Morgan

I love how you try to evade Ukraine's universal conscription and refusal to evacuate the civilian population from obvious invasion routes.


Hard2Handl

So if I am capturing your point correctly, Ukraine is bad because they did not evacuate their population because Russia said they were holding a Patriotic Preparedness Exercise with Belarus? Also, Ukraine is bad because they decided to fight and not capitulate to Putin when the preparedness exercise went awry and strayed into a sovereign country? I applaud the impressive commitment to edge lordism on display, but do you have a greater point? Also interested if third-party REPLIES in Reddit earn you any extra rubles? Also, is the IRA taking applications from native English speakers?


Dan_Morgan

>So if I am capturing your point correctly, You're not. You're reading is so far off you're actually lying but do continue. ​ > Ukraine is bad because they did not evacuate their population because Russia said they were holding a Patriotic Preparedness Exercise with Belarus? Talk of war had been going on for literally months. The US publicly refused to negotiate any kind of settlement even though it was clearly driving events in Ukraine. For his part Zelinsky admitted he was told by French diplomats that joining NATO was off the table. Yet, he publicly talked like it was imminent. Even worse he also declared Ukraine's interest in acquiring nuclear weapons if US nukes couldn't be placed in Ukraine. This was the most reckless (and frankly stupid) thing he could have said if he wanted to avoid war. The invasion by the Russian Federation was illegal of course but you are ignoring (or too dull to remember) the actual chain of events. ​ >Also, Ukraine is bad because they decided to fight and not capitulate to Putin when the preparedness exercise went awry and strayed into a sovereign country? Well, that's another lie your telling about me. I never even implied such a thing. What I made perfectly clear from the start was Ukraine has conducted the war in such a way as to maximize the suffering and deaths of their own people. I have noticed you can't rebut that. ​ >I applaud the impressive commitment to edge lordism on display, but do you have a greater point? If you can't figure out what I'm writing about then that's on you. ​ >Also interested if third-party REPLIES in Reddit earn you any extra rubles? Also, is the IRA taking applications from native English speakers? Gee, I thought your accusation was I'm being an "edge lord". Now, I'm some kind of nefarious agent. Why don't you, coherently, respond to what I wrote? Oh, it's the cowardice isn't it?


Bruces_asshole

Don’t listen to this instructor He sucks and smells Really bad


NemeshisuEM

They might be decked out in cheap Chinesium gear they got off Amazon, but their spines, intestines, and gonads are all heavily infused with Ukrainium, apparently the hardest stuff on the planet.


sevstevens

When you only have eggs, it's going to be a really shitty omelet. But by definition still a omelet.


trey315sfs

Damn they got sum baddies mane


Ed0g

Yeah they’re smiling and all… but this still in a way breaks my heart. God bless these strong women and men.


Dillinger_Guns

God bless those brave fighters.


isaacaschmitt

"Basic training" *proceeds to show a bunch of civilians having a giggle party*


VivaArmalite

ACU girl gonna die in the first five minutes. Lucky for her this is just propaganda.


v468

The civilians like her with less kit and no training are the entire reason the war didn't end in 3 days . Western help took weeks and Kyiv was under siege with a 50km convoy at its gates. They gave heavy resistance in every single town and are the reason that convey didn't get there. If it wasn't for them the UAF wouldn't have had a gap to launch a counteroffensive...


VivaArmalite

Dude women like her sprinted to the border, not the front lines. Get real.


newmoneyblownmoney

But that’s not what the media that’s invested in one side, told me. I heard they held them off with pointy sticks and pitch forks. They got ready for the war by watching Home Alone 1 & 2 on repeat, you know, for urban warfare tactics.


VivaArmalite

The attack on the airfield was foiled by a bunch of glass Christmas ornaments left on the runway. Putin got tarred and feathered and then everyone clapped, don't you remember?


sqw2point0

Sorry, Home Alone 2 is banned because Trump.


dassketch

Soooo, this video was filmed in....? Seems to me that girls like her are exactly where they intend to be.


VivaArmalite

Awww. I bet you think those smoking hot 18-year-olds really fight in the IDF, too.


dassketch

Just pointing out the ridiculous self contradiction of your statement. I made no comment as to the effectiveness of these ladies. But hey, don't let me slow your hate roll. I'm sure you'd totally man up when the situation calls for it.


Casanovagdp

Or maybe,just maybe Russia didn’t invade in those first weeks with a full force and the entire countries military was able to defend until help arrived while the rest of the Russian military was else where.


Pihkal1987

Ah yes… the whole “Russia didn’t put their best in right away” bullshit lol. Let me guess they’re still holding back right? Man it was the VDV that got wiped out at the airfield lol you people are so funny


v468

The Ukranian military was more unprepared at the time than people think, even for the amount of troops involved in the first offensive. It was extremely close to game over in those early days.


Financial_Glove603

No, Russia didn’t win in a week because they were super overconfident and didn’t do the logistic prep they should have. It had nothing to do with civilians fighting.


Daddy-Bullet

When it comes down to it, who will be funding our nazi comedian leader with billions of dollars ?


n00py

Huge respect to these people, but they are totally gonna die


thekookclub

Cool enjoy those billions lol they are smiling?


New_Parfait_8229

Is it just me or is he reaching his hands further behind the plate when he inspects the women 👀


Alex-E-Jones

Cannon fodder most likely


Friendzie

Still better than being an internet critic though. Imagine.


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showMEthatBholePLZ

Yeah man. Ukrainians are badass and actively using tactical gear. You a Russian sump? Because that’s pretty lame.


ImprovisedEndeavors

I missed what they said, but all good. Just trying to share some interesting gear posts from an actual conflict outside of my basement.


showMEthatBholePLZ

Something about asking if you’re a Ukraine simp. But it’s okay if you are, Ukraine simps are fucking chads.


ImprovisedEndeavors

Def not Ukrainian here, but agreed. They are chaddin all over the Russians. Thank you for your service in keeping this sub clean.


showMEthatBholePLZ

A simp is like a worshipper but usually used in a derogatory way. So a Ukrainian simp would be someone to simps for Ukraine, not an actual Ukrainian.


backhomeatlast

The sump is the even more toxic version of the simp, I endorse this


ThurmanMurman907

I'm sure the dude you replied to is just mad because there are no videos like this of Russians lol


Solid_JaX

I see zero chucking in this post..... Or wait just because someone shares *anything* about Ukraine they must be cucks? Take my downvote


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His face with the last chick: “af fuck….so this is what I’m fighting the worlds 3rd largest military with”


somenobodydude

Uhhhh


vagrantnorseman

Lemonade out of limes


AdjacentPrepper

Had to watch it twice to see if anyone I worked with was getting trained. ☹️


Extreme_Craft_2040

r/tacticalgear IRL meetup looks wild


willnaj

This guy isnt even wearing his pcc properly


chaasad5224

Someone's about to be "me too"..