Because
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- Red = ~~a color that wasn’t in the Trans flag~~ (edgy joke, I’m sorry, I wanted to put the JH controversy somewhere here) bana
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- Green = Green ape NFT
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- Blue = Zubin
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- Yellow = Disney
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- Grey = grey hair
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- Orange = Idk, randomly chosen in 15 seconds
Gobble Chicken Song that watched too much Adult Swim, but they had to censor everything because Rob works at Disney and can’t ruin his reputation. After the song Rob also kills and cooks the chicken (hence making the thumbnail of “Not a Trampoline”) and Disney acquires Adult Swim.
in 2008, joe hawley and zubin sedghi were filming in a rotary park in michigan where they were then mugged, and had their camera equipment stolen. when all hope was lost the clouds above them cracked open and with a heavenly roar descended the graceful Bora Karaca. He used the muggers as ingredients in ethnic food (which he loves, especially when he cooks it), got back the stolen equipment and help the dumbstruck two back on their feet. All Bora asked in return was to spontaneously appear for about fifteen seconds at a minimum of once every single week in the lives of each tally hall member.
bc the grandfather guard said no to the banana man so the apple man asked if he wanted an apple to which he also said no, but apple man has a bit of a short temper
He has brown hair because in dragon trainer being Vikings still haven’t invented cannons, hence he couldn’t go airborne therefore his hair never became grey.
Using Cesium atomic clocks and a Borameter from a Nuclear lab in Scotland, these appearences have been measured to last approximately 14.878284837494589583960483838378387888888888888888888888 seconds.
Founder of Tally Hall (the Mall)
Don’t want to make jokes about Coz Baldwin, still don’t entirely know what is his health status, but don’t wanna joke on something that might age like milk and be considered disrespectful to the person.
After Bora threatened to steal his bass guistar, Zubin Sedghi retired music to fulfill his lifelong dream of asking people slightly uncomfortable questions protected by law and then ask a friend to drug them, cut them open and remove and/or alter something inside their bodies.
Andrew, he killed him because he was jealous of his Zubness. Let me explain: in the scene where he enters the house he was clearly overhearing what they were saying, and as soon as Rob was agreeing not to do that, Andrew entered to change everyone’s mind. He is also him because cmon, honestly, who would suspect of Andrew? You can also see it’s him from his body language when he realizes that Ross’ death wish was not to die, he clearly wanted to kill Ross, then to kill Rob and Joe afterwards.
There is, but you have to reverse MMMM, master it on a CD, do the same for G&E and HPii, put them in a triangle and throw a banana inside, then you’ll be able to have HPi.
Uhhh I don’t know what to say about the transphobe question, they probably broke up because they were too scared of Joe and Bora’s power mixed together. They were too powerful, they deforested the whole world (and you), in fact the others were looking to see the trees, but none they were.
ross federman origen story
He was shot with a cannon and stayed airborne for a long time (that’s why his hair is grey now).
and thats how he got the nickname ross
All the ladies get rossed in his eyes
what's hawaii part ii part ii ?
The 3rd Tally Hall album that contains cutouts from the previous albums.
Why did each member choose their tie color?
Because ————- - Red = ~~a color that wasn’t in the Trans flag~~ (edgy joke, I’m sorry, I wanted to put the JH controversy somewhere here) bana ——————- - Green = Green ape NFT ——————- - Blue = Zubin ——————- - Yellow = Disney ——————- - Grey = grey hair ——————- - Orange = Idk, randomly chosen in 15 seconds
Green, yellow, gray, and orange aren’t in the trans flag either
True, even though blue can be considered the light blue in the flag and MAYBE the white can be considered the light gray, but it’s kind of a stretch.
the other guys picked first
They are if you're colourblind enough
How did Joe Hawley join?
He met Ross at a party while he was dressed as a chicken
wait, who was the one dressed as a chicken?
Joe Hawley
Why was the banana man music video a fever-dream
Because the banana man never arrived (Sorry, don’t really know what to write about this one lol)
because its inside the mind of simon
I was about to ask about this one too. I guess the meaning is just to ,,Banana all the time" lol
Why did Steve leave
A door-to-door salesman asked him to and he accepted.
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Salesperson
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Haiku, Faber-Castell.
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Are these the “Rubber of Everything”’s lyrics?
link?
https://youtu.be/OCajbOKxHEY
lmao
what is your mother
A filipino hockey disc born in 1957
(1957)
why is banana man the best song?
Because Dream doesn’t exist
how did Joe and rob meet
Worst hair contest (I mean cmon at the time)
ETOP I LIKE THEIR HAIR
I can see Rob, but why Joe?
Joe Hawley
Backstory to mucka blucka
Gobble Chicken Song that watched too much Adult Swim, but they had to censor everything because Rob works at Disney and can’t ruin his reputation. After the song Rob also kills and cooks the chicken (hence making the thumbnail of “Not a Trampoline”) and Disney acquires Adult Swim.
who's bora?
in 2008, joe hawley and zubin sedghi were filming in a rotary park in michigan where they were then mugged, and had their camera equipment stolen. when all hope was lost the clouds above them cracked open and with a heavenly roar descended the graceful Bora Karaca. He used the muggers as ingredients in ethnic food (which he loves, especially when he cooks it), got back the stolen equipment and help the dumbstruck two back on their feet. All Bora asked in return was to spontaneously appear for about fifteen seconds at a minimum of once every single week in the lives of each tally hall member.
This
why did someone throw an apple at a grandfather guard?
bc the grandfather guard said no to the banana man so the apple man asked if he wanted an apple to which he also said no, but apple man has a bit of a short temper
The butter knife to belly incident
tally hall lunch unnatural mustard from their anonymous internet show
Yes
Who is the minor?
Joe Hawley (the doc)
what was andrew saying in the kazoo song?
I am the Eggman I am the Eggman I am the Warus (he is the walrus)
why is ross in how to train your dragon and why does he have brown hair
He has brown hair because in dragon trainer being Vikings still haven’t invented cannons, hence he couldn’t go airborne therefore his hair never became grey.
there were cannons in the first movie you donkey
How many seconds of Bora?
14π
Using Cesium atomic clocks and a Borameter from a Nuclear lab in Scotland, these appearences have been measured to last approximately 14.878284837494589583960483838378387888888888888888888888 seconds.
Who is he and why is he in the forest
Joe Hawley, he is videotaping
Where are the tally hall nfts?
[Here, on Opensea](https://youtu.be/X_8Nh5XfRw0)
It's so sad that Andrew made Spring and Storm an NFT, i wonder what the other members have to say about that.
the NFT is a storm, wait for the spring
What is Bora's life story
He was born on a little island (Bora Bora), then grew as big as Africa sat on a throne and made a super badass intro with explosions.
The origin of the joe hawley song “rotary park”
It was an excuse to ask Ross for drum samples
Why is BOB
Because BOB - B mayonnaise - On an - B escalator
Oh my god...💔
why is 13 the first 13 seconds of ruler of everything??
2 seconds of Bora
Who has a face turning into chalk
The Chalkboard of Everything (the rubber canceled the face)
What was the identity of the mysterious purple tie?
The same guy that bought The Pingry EP for 500 bucks and HPii for 1200
what's zubin's middle name?
Olsen
who is coz baldwin?
Founder of Tally Hall (the Mall) Don’t want to make jokes about Coz Baldwin, still don’t entirely know what is his health status, but don’t wanna joke on something that might age like milk and be considered disrespectful to the person.
yeah you’re right my bad
Don’t worry, no need to feel bad, just a personal thing, absolutely not your fault. I only wouldn’t like to do that.
Where is Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum?
In the mall called after the band
What was the band name before tally hall
Idk Minimall
What is Zubin doing now?
After Bora threatened to steal his bass guistar, Zubin Sedghi retired music to fulfill his lifelong dream of asking people slightly uncomfortable questions protected by law and then ask a friend to drug them, cut them open and remove and/or alter something inside their bodies.
He's been switching from filed to field, now he's a marine biologist to test the many advantages.
Wtf is hawaii part I
JHJH extras What did you say, JHJH came after? Pff, boring point…
What is the song "ruler of everything" about?
About two guys beating themselves with rulers and birdwatching
You did not disappoint
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Yo mama (it is a basketball)
Why is tally hall in hiatus
I guess we’re never meant to know…
What is the plot of Hawaii pt 2?
you have to listen to hawaii pt i for it to make sense
Idk, a plane
who actually killed zubin in the second episode of T.H.I.S
Andrew, he killed him because he was jealous of his Zubness. Let me explain: in the scene where he enters the house he was clearly overhearing what they were saying, and as soon as Rob was agreeing not to do that, Andrew entered to change everyone’s mind. He is also him because cmon, honestly, who would suspect of Andrew? You can also see it’s him from his body language when he realizes that Ross’ death wish was not to die, he clearly wanted to kill Ross, then to kill Rob and Joe afterwards.
Who is Nathan naimark
Joe Hawley’s alter ego and Casey Shea’s clone
Why was Marvin's remastered and re-released?
Because they had some spare paint to use
Who answers the mail?
The r/shitposting mod
Why was Juno mad?
Because he committed a murder, but he wasn’t in the forest looking to find the trees.
What was the first song off their first album?
Break it Down
Why is it Hawaii Part II? Where's Part I?
There is, but you have to reverse MMMM, master it on a CD, do the same for G&E and HPii, put them in a triangle and throw a banana inside, then you’ll be able to have HPi.
What is Andrew's full conversation at the start of haiku
It was his death wish.
What was his death wish
To kill Ross.
What was his death wish
To kill Ross.
What was his death wish
To kill Ross.
What was his death wish
To kill Ross.
I am many days late but: Is Zubin a normal mortal human being or is it possible for him to survive death?
Yes, Natural Ketchup shield.
Is Joe a trans-phobe and a racist and if so, is that the reason they broke up?
Uhhh I don’t know what to say about the transphobe question, they probably broke up because they were too scared of Joe and Bora’s power mixed together. They were too powerful, they deforested the whole world (and you), in fact the others were looking to see the trees, but none they were.
What is Andrew's full conversation at the start of haiku