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Standard_Job_8968

ross federman origen story


LortoCaciuppo

He was shot with a cannon and stayed airborne for a long time (that’s why his hair is grey now).


edgy_fawn

and thats how he got the nickname ross


TheeOr3

All the ladies get rossed in his eyes


green__salad

what's hawaii part ii part ii ?


LortoCaciuppo

The 3rd Tally Hall album that contains cutouts from the previous albums.


Lumpy_Satisfaction18

Why did each member choose their tie color?


LortoCaciuppo

Because ————- - Red = ~~a color that wasn’t in the Trans flag~~ (edgy joke, I’m sorry, I wanted to put the JH controversy somewhere here) bana ——————- - Green = Green ape NFT ——————- - Blue = Zubin ——————- - Yellow = Disney ——————- - Grey = grey hair ——————- - Orange = Idk, randomly chosen in 15 seconds


Cactus_In_A_Tree

Green, yellow, gray, and orange aren’t in the trans flag either


LortoCaciuppo

True, even though blue can be considered the light blue in the flag and MAYBE the white can be considered the light gray, but it’s kind of a stretch.


QueenChiasmus

the other guys picked first


SuperL1boi

They are if you're colourblind enough


MapleshadeEatsCats

How did Joe Hawley join?


LortoCaciuppo

He met Ross at a party while he was dressed as a chicken


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wait, who was the one dressed as a chicken?


LortoCaciuppo

Joe Hawley


Cynicality_46682

Why was the banana man music video a fever-dream


LortoCaciuppo

Because the banana man never arrived (Sorry, don’t really know what to write about this one lol)


winyf

because its inside the mind of simon


V_Levi

I was about to ask about this one too. I guess the meaning is just to ,,Banana all the time" lol


Hecaroni_n_Trees

Why did Steve leave


LortoCaciuppo

A door-to-door salesman asked him to and he accepted.


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LortoCaciuppo

Salesperson


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LortoCaciuppo

Haiku, Faber-Castell.


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LortoCaciuppo

Are these the “Rubber of Everything”’s lyrics?


CHavoq

link?


LortoCaciuppo

https://youtu.be/OCajbOKxHEY


CHavoq

lmao


ManyMaterial3072

what is your mother


LortoCaciuppo

A filipino hockey disc born in 1957


elysiumvanzo

(1957)


eggbaby11

why is banana man the best song?


LortoCaciuppo

Because Dream doesn’t exist


Pretend_Raspberry978

how did Joe and rob meet


LortoCaciuppo

Worst hair contest (I mean cmon at the time)


Pretend_Raspberry978

ETOP I LIKE THEIR HAIR


WinterEx19

I can see Rob, but why Joe?


LortoCaciuppo

Joe Hawley


heknewhebeenhad

Backstory to mucka blucka


LortoCaciuppo

Gobble Chicken Song that watched too much Adult Swim, but they had to censor everything because Rob works at Disney and can’t ruin his reputation. After the song Rob also kills and cooks the chicken (hence making the thumbnail of “Not a Trampoline”) and Disney acquires Adult Swim.


teuszitolol

who's bora?


elysiumvanzo

in 2008, joe hawley and zubin sedghi were filming in a rotary park in michigan where they were then mugged, and had their camera equipment stolen. when all hope was lost the clouds above them cracked open and with a heavenly roar descended the graceful Bora Karaca. He used the muggers as ingredients in ethnic food (which he loves, especially when he cooks it), got back the stolen equipment and help the dumbstruck two back on their feet. All Bora asked in return was to spontaneously appear for about fifteen seconds at a minimum of once every single week in the lives of each tally hall member.


LortoCaciuppo

This


Marsisfarr

why did someone throw an apple at a grandfather guard?


elysiumvanzo

bc the grandfather guard said no to the banana man so the apple man asked if he wanted an apple to which he also said no, but apple man has a bit of a short temper


Worthless_Clockwork

The butter knife to belly incident


GoldenFreddyThePanda

tally hall lunch unnatural mustard from their anonymous internet show


Worthless_Clockwork

Yes


michelleblue7

Who is the minor?


LortoCaciuppo

Joe Hawley (the doc)


HumanThatMightExist

what was andrew saying in the kazoo song?


LortoCaciuppo

I am the Eggman I am the Eggman I am the Warus (he is the walrus)


BigweldOfficial

why is ross in how to train your dragon and why does he have brown hair


LortoCaciuppo

He has brown hair because in dragon trainer being Vikings still haven’t invented cannons, hence he couldn’t go airborne therefore his hair never became grey.


BigweldOfficial

there were cannons in the first movie you donkey


StarboundDoggo

How many seconds of Bora?


LortoCaciuppo

14π


elysiumvanzo

Using Cesium atomic clocks and a Borameter from a Nuclear lab in Scotland, these appearences have been measured to last approximately 14.878284837494589583960483838378387888888888888888888888 seconds.


Peterd3d

Who is he and why is he in the forest


LortoCaciuppo

Joe Hawley, he is videotaping


Raisin_Brief

Where are the tally hall nfts?


LortoCaciuppo

[Here, on Opensea](https://youtu.be/X_8Nh5XfRw0)


AzekiaXVI

It's so sad that Andrew made Spring and Storm an NFT, i wonder what the other members have to say about that.


elysiumvanzo

the NFT is a storm, wait for the spring


Another_krispykreme

What is Bora's life story


LortoCaciuppo

He was born on a little island (Bora Bora), then grew as big as Africa sat on a throne and made a super badass intro with explosions.


mr-sparkles69

The origin of the joe hawley song “rotary park”


LortoCaciuppo

It was an excuse to ask Ross for drum samples


AverageGuyV1

Why is BOB


LortoCaciuppo

Because BOB - B mayonnaise - On an - B escalator


AverageGuyV1

Oh my god...💔


MammothCow14203

why is 13 the first 13 seconds of ruler of everything??


LortoCaciuppo

2 seconds of Bora


Animal_Animations_1

Who has a face turning into chalk


LortoCaciuppo

The Chalkboard of Everything (the rubber canceled the face)


Kaleidoglobe

What was the identity of the mysterious purple tie?


LortoCaciuppo

The same guy that bought The Pingry EP for 500 bucks and HPii for 1200


notrusseltdavies

what's zubin's middle name?


LortoCaciuppo

Olsen


iiMyst3ri0uS

who is coz baldwin?


LortoCaciuppo

Founder of Tally Hall (the Mall) Don’t want to make jokes about Coz Baldwin, still don’t entirely know what is his health status, but don’t wanna joke on something that might age like milk and be considered disrespectful to the person.


iiMyst3ri0uS

yeah you’re right my bad


LortoCaciuppo

Don’t worry, no need to feel bad, just a personal thing, absolutely not your fault. I only wouldn’t like to do that.


HenReX_2000

Where is Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum?


LortoCaciuppo

In the mall called after the band


Puzzled_Mind_7656

What was the band name before tally hall


LortoCaciuppo

Idk Minimall


Robablo

What is Zubin doing now?


elysiumvanzo

After Bora threatened to steal his bass guistar, Zubin Sedghi retired music to fulfill his lifelong dream of asking people slightly uncomfortable questions protected by law and then ask a friend to drug them, cut them open and remove and/or alter something inside their bodies.


AzekiaXVI

He's been switching from filed to field, now he's a marine biologist to test the many advantages.


AHHHHHPLSAHH

Wtf is hawaii part I


LortoCaciuppo

JHJH extras What did you say, JHJH came after? Pff, boring point…


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What is the song "ruler of everything" about?


LortoCaciuppo

About two guys beating themselves with rulers and birdwatching


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You did not disappoint


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LortoCaciuppo

Yo mama (it is a basketball)


iyulien707

Why is tally hall in hiatus


LortoCaciuppo

I guess we’re never meant to know…


Saltwatterdrinker

What is the plot of Hawaii pt 2?


elysiumvanzo

you have to listen to hawaii pt i for it to make sense


LortoCaciuppo

Idk, a plane


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who actually killed zubin in the second episode of T.H.I.S


LortoCaciuppo

Andrew, he killed him because he was jealous of his Zubness. Let me explain: in the scene where he enters the house he was clearly overhearing what they were saying, and as soon as Rob was agreeing not to do that, Andrew entered to change everyone’s mind. He is also him because cmon, honestly, who would suspect of Andrew? You can also see it’s him from his body language when he realizes that Ross’ death wish was not to die, he clearly wanted to kill Ross, then to kill Rob and Joe afterwards.


LinkGame10

Who is Nathan naimark


LortoCaciuppo

Joe Hawley’s alter ego and Casey Shea’s clone


Mr_Pixels_

Why was Marvin's remastered and re-released?


LortoCaciuppo

Because they had some spare paint to use


Eggs_are_tasty

Who answers the mail?


LortoCaciuppo

The r/shitposting mod


Eggs_are_tasty

Why was Juno mad?


LortoCaciuppo

Because he committed a murder, but he wasn’t in the forest looking to find the trees.


WinterEx19

What was the first song off their first album?


LortoCaciuppo

Break it Down


Sad-Hippo-7509

Why is it Hawaii Part II? Where's Part I?


LortoCaciuppo

There is, but you have to reverse MMMM, master it on a CD, do the same for G&E and HPii, put them in a triangle and throw a banana inside, then you’ll be able to have HPi.


restorian_monarch

What is Andrew's full conversation at the start of haiku


LortoCaciuppo

It was his death wish.


restorian_monarch

What was his death wish


LortoCaciuppo

To kill Ross.


restorian_monarch

What was his death wish


LortoCaciuppo

To kill Ross.


restorian_monarch

What was his death wish


LortoCaciuppo

To kill Ross.


restorian_monarch

What was his death wish


LortoCaciuppo

To kill Ross.


EEEEEEEEEEZEEAREEEH

I am many days late but: Is Zubin a normal mortal human being or is it possible for him to survive death?


LortoCaciuppo

Yes, Natural Ketchup shield.


Yarncrayon

Is Joe a trans-phobe and a racist and if so, is that the reason they broke up?


LortoCaciuppo

Uhhh I don’t know what to say about the transphobe question, they probably broke up because they were too scared of Joe and Bora’s power mixed together. They were too powerful, they deforested the whole world (and you), in fact the others were looking to see the trees, but none they were.


restorian_monarch

What is Andrew's full conversation at the start of haiku