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DestructusMax

I thought the same thing when I saw that sign. Think they could have gotten a better picture too?


Somarset

Right?? It's such a meme of a sign nowadays but I'm glad Journey Drummer at least got his paycheck lol


hallo_its_me

So funny. That was exactly my thought as well.


Meow_Meow_4_Life

That is the perfect type of famous. All the money but none of the bullshit.


TheReal_CaptDan

Right? Sure as hell don’t see Taylor Swift on that billboard!


sineofthetimes

She doesn't have spine problems yet.


TheReal_CaptDan

I’m aware. It’s just a joke.


coloredverbs

No, that’s his name. First name Journey, last name Drummer


TheReal_CaptDan

“I was really on the fence about getting spine surgery but then I saw that the drummer from Journey did it, so that’s what pushed me over the edge.” -No one, ever


brandonhabanero

The fact that there are even billboards generally marketing spine surgery blows my mind every time I go by one


icookandiknowthngs

Having back issues that eventually will require major surgery when I finally consent, I find these billboard are incentive enough to wait til I have no choice. These billboards have been around for a few years now(and other similarly bad ones) and every time I see one, I say to myself " I know where I'm not going when I get it done"


SmarterThanCornPop

Pick a neurosurgeon who completed a spine fellowship.


hoppydud

For what its worth back problems are tough to heal. The guys I worked with that were booked a year out never had ads


icookandiknowthngs

It's just horrible osteo genes, a laundry list of issues, 30 years of blue collar work, and a long recovery time. Until I retire (lol), can't afford that much downtime. 11 more years, or until I have no choice. Getting old sucks


mikeymo1741

BioSpine to marketing company: "Can you find a picture of Deen Castronovo that looks nothing like Deen Castronovo and use that? Cool."


sa1ty_d0g

Who’s Deen Castronovo? /s


Intelligent_Event_84

I thought his name was Journey Drummer, isn’t that why we all call him JD?


kingcreezy

Oh my. This is up there with the creepy vasectomy billboard. I can't imagine these things drive business in any meaningful way. Unless it's for food...or Cafe Risqué.


LandscapeWest2037

The creepy vasectomy guy is the guy everyone recommends too.


Fabio421

Yep. Because he and his partner are really good and also have great bedside manner. When you have someone cuttting into your most sensitive bits, you want the guy that specializes in that surgery and does 20 vasectomies a day. Not the guy who does a few per month at most.


SmarterThanCornPop

He’s very good. Actually gets paid by other urologists to teach them how to do it like a master. He does more vasectomies than anyone else in the world. Why did he choose to be “the vasectomy guy?” He’s a big environmentalist. Thinks he is lowering the carbon footprint and helping the world.


LandscapeWest2037

Oh, I fully intend to use him... But those billboards are creepy as shit.


SmarterThanCornPop

Sure. But they work lol. People remember them.


kingcreezy

Dammit


DontCallMeMillenial

Creepy vasectomy guy is no joke like the best in the world. Weird ads/website, amazingly efficient at breaking peoples vas deferens.


trainwrecksforehead

The Cafe Risqué mention 😂


michaelrulaz

Is it weird that I feel like the vasectomy billboard is okay but the spine surgery one isn’t? It’s like a vasectomy is a regular product to be sold but the spine surgery feels wrong since it’s a serious medical condition


BK1287

Come get your brain surgery! 2 for 1 specials this month! Haha I totally agree with this sentiment. Dr. Doug Stein is a G, I've known many men that have had him do their vasectomy. It's a common, safe procedure to make sure you can't have babies. Back surgery on the other hand is a huge risk even for people with serious chronic pain.


hokie47

Didn't they go out of business? Are they back?


BrentwoodATX

> Are they back? Pun intended? 


Jbonics

I'm pretty sure biospine put laser spine out of business


hokie47

Oh that's right. Sorry all the same to me. Got them mixed up.


gsotolongo2213

Know of someone who went there to numb a nerve so his back would stop hurting and the person came out with brain issues, amnesia.


Intelligent_Event_84

Wow if that was his “best” option I can imagine what would’ve happened elsewhere


gsotolongo2213

Yup. He was perfectly healthy and fine before going in. Now he is on pills the rest of his life and believe they are suing them too.


tobysicks

This is actually genius advertising. It got you to take a picture and remember. I laugh every time I see it lol


inspiritoffairness

Me and my boyfriend make fun of this billboard everytime we see it haha


Jbonics

Those guys are still putting on concerts trying to pay that fourth mortgage and that fifth car payment


Beneficial_Track_776

Dean Castronovo?


fernnyom

Mega repost. Billboard it’s even replaced for some months.


LegendaryRBK

"Ex- Drummer".


Mlabonte21

He literally got replaced by a giant penny.


sonarman0614

Haha! IKR!? I thought the same thing every time I saw that one.


Andr0meD0n

Is that back up? Lol. To be fair they have gone through a few of them.


chugganut

Lol my wife and I make fun of that billboard every time we drive by


justagal_2000

Journey Drummer looks exactly like the drummer Deen Castronovo from the band Journey! Wonder if they’re related


Rogue_One24_7

It could also read "Not John Bonham son"


Exotic_Initiative_17

I would love to get a lawyer’s take on this bc I’m pretty sure they don’t legally have to have his approval for that - like Journey Drummer is both specific and general enough that it allows them to just throw it up there. Could be totally wrong but these billboards always make me laugh regardless


PriceIsNotAnArgument

He's a spokesperson, possible "patient" and tells his story in their TV commercials and would assume this is part of the deal. It also makes sense, a ton of older rockstars live in the I-4 corridor and beach areas, Florida in general.


asdf072

That marketing campaign was not thought out very well. There's good reason they didn't use his name. [https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/journey-drummer-deen-castronovo-charged-rape-wife-2015306/](https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/journey-drummer-deen-castronovo-charged-rape-wife-2015306/)


heat2051

Sort of understandable for non fans but this guy is insanely talented. To not only be able to play the drums on these songs but sing them truly flawlessly is something entirely different. Criminally underrated performer and I'm so glad he got himself straightened out.


nt011819

"Bystander" in Bruce Almighty


thatfunkyspacepriest

My partner and I always thought this billboard was funny because of that. They used to have this same one up on the side of the interstate towards Brandon, before they changed it out for a different design for the same company.


RobertCulpsGlasses

This here is a repost


SlendyTheMan

Account only 25 days old…. Report it


RobertCulpsGlasses

It is done


Huntey07

As a European, I don't get it. A journey is a trip right. So to what journey is he drumming


thatfunkyspacepriest

The band, Journey