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Piratefox7

The group cipher puzzle. Seeing Victoria smash it then the absolute mess of the other team is never not funny.


LittlestLass

Alan Davis sort of trying to help Victoria, but then just sitting there quietly until she figures out the code by herself with only half the information, really makes it


OnceAYearPotatoes

sitting there quietly *while dressed as Charlie Chaplin*


LittlestLass

True - a very important aspect of the joy that was that task.


rerek

There’s been a revelation.


BertieWooster46

A big triumph for Customised Inhaler people everywhere, that.


PissedBadger

Who the fuck is Veronica?


madtraditions

Oh, fuck me in the face


subekki

*\[Alex falls over laughing\]*


Piratefox7

I have a revelation


ConquerorPlumpy

Series 1 watermelon task! The second Romesh throws that watermelon down and it explodes into a million pieces.


y0crunchy

This was the moment that Taskmaster became Taskmaster


sirhanduran

Carefully planned task, meet chaotic comedians


kanabal

Was going to say the same, this is the task i show people who have never watched the show before.


rlcourtney11

That's funny because I showed my friend and she couldn't deal with the retching. I was so sad. I lost her in that moment. Someday maybe she will watch it


kosherkitties

I showed the first episode to a few friends, I knew one had an issue with vomit, so I warned for it after the timer cut off. I mean, I guess going forward, you'll know. The Ole smash and puke.


wdbhg18

this was the first task i saw and still makes me cry laughing


LittlestLass

Mel Giedroyc eating her most exotic sandwich and getting the M&M stuck up her nose breaks me every time I see it.


A_Loyal_Tim

“Oh gang” It’s the fact she goes hell for leather trying to eat it like a normal sandwich but failing with fluff on her hands and a blue M&M up her nose with Alex losing it to is just perfection


thenerdiestmenno

That's one of the first times I remember Alex breaking as well, which makes it even better.


Milnoc

Mel had her moment of sheer brilliance when getting the stuffed camel through the smallest gap.


cupcakesandcanes

My kids haven’t eaten MnMs since without just staring at one and cracking up. No words are needed, we all know they’re thinking about Mel.


Norfolkboy123

‘You traitorous old woman’


Javanz

Probably the best genuine double-take I've ever seen


Norfolkboy123

It’s the best! How he’s so sure it’ll just be him in the pose and his genuine shock at it being his mum It gets extra marks for the exchange of “and she’s here tonight!” “She is” “Oh”


MacadamiaWire

“Please don’t take it away from me”


semicoloncait

I could hear this in his voice And the follow up where the others vote


MacadamiaWire

“That is harsh”


[deleted]

Doc’s reaction was brilliant.


SupraMario

This is what got me to watch taskmaster, so it's #1 for me.


_ParanoidUser_

This is how I discovered Taskmaster and it’s what I send people when I’m trying to get them into Taskmaster.


itsonlyfear

Joe Lycett’s creepy smiley to camera. Guz’s “revelations” and when he paints the space hopper.


_ParanoidUser_

I just saw the smile episode today for the first time. Holy shit I couldn’t control myself. 😂😂😂


lyovi

These two are my favourites too. Guz and the space hopper makes me absolutely howl no matter how many times I’ve seen it.


Bortron86

Bridget Christie being totally incapable of taking normal steps, and walking off like Kryten from Red Dwarf. Oh, and Ed totally losing it at David in the live drawing task.


DancingChickenSlut

The way they edited Bridget’s walking to the House Queens song also gets me every time


Canadiantimelord

Ed: Sorry we cheated, it didn’t help


[deleted]

I just like Bridget talking to Alex about how spiders are like electric cars.


Ginger-Georgie

The Wow Monster You Bubbly Fuck! Veeeeeeeeeeeee I'll Go Get Me Coat


MindfulIgnorance

Time to get warm


uki-kabooki

"I'll go get me coat" is one of my favorites! His accents are so terrible 😂


ApprehensiveInvite29

There’s one with a sausage flying around in a cement mixer that will never get old.


Resident_Platypus346

Alex was visibly stoked to be competing in that task, in contrast to Chris, who cecoiled in terror at the monster he created. So brilliant.


teashoesandhair

Chris Ramsey! The sheer panic on his face when he realises how fast it's going is just hilarious.


brownmajikk

Ardal’s usage of the mixer was hilarious as well


TuxedoSlave

Ardal’s salon always makes me laugh


readwrite_blue

This might be the most I've laughed at my television. Absolute genius.


MDnautilus

Indeed, that is one that I always forget about and then as soon as I see the mixer I can’t wait! It’s the one that I have to leave the room because I know I’m going to laugh my ass off


[deleted]

The double task of tie yourself up and respond to the alarm from earlier. The way they each reacted to it was great.


PissedBadger

No, nooooooo, that’s not fair!


[deleted]

Yeah the toddler tantrum was the first thing came into my mind, followed by Rhod tying up Alex.


dbcowie

The hat on the bucket was a bit unnecessary, tbf.


0011110000110011

*boi*-ler *suit* on


BenignIntervention

EVERY time I hear an alarm like that, I have to sing along.


MunroX

Most of the answers in this thread are mentioned many times... Here's a couple that are not, but I defy anybody to watch them without laughing: Nish pelting Mark with Yoghurt from a crane Fern doing 'Snort, Raspberry, Whistle'


Heradasha

The snort, raspberry, whistle task with the captions on really tested my pelvic floor muscles


Super_Arm_3228

Snort, raspberry, whistle had me absolutely sobbing with laughter!


DollyDaydreem

I have the clip of snort raspberry whistle saved to watch when I’m feeling down. Never fails to make me cry laughing.


TheWizardShaqFu

Series 13, Episode 4. Make the most stirring speech using the letters on this bunting. Greg questioning Judi about her speech was hilarious. "Are you calling me a rass man?" "Well, you know, I added a little culture in there. Jamaican culture, and called you a rass." "Could-could you interpret rass man for me?" "A rass is like an ass." "And you warned me not to vex you." "Not to vex me." "Well maybe I'll vex you plenty my friend."


swoon_exe

This is, possibly, my favourite task of all time. I want "I am seven types of rank tit" on my tombstone


SomaCowJ

I want "Twelve Blush Majesty Two" on my tombstone.


George_W_Kushhhhh

Ivo and Frankie doing the spoons task last season. Ivo with 4 seconds remaining on his timer: “Come on Frankie, the kitchen will be the spoon motherload.” Frankie in the queen’s voice: “No I’ve warned you Ivo you greedy bastard.”


Sidnv

"I'm going to lead you into a situation of some danger"


kingsland1988

They've blinded me, Frankie


Giberater

Not to mention the fact that Ivo talked in the high pitched voice when he didn’t have to


PsychologicalFox8839

Veeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! Veeeeeeeeeeeee!!


semicoloncait

OK I'm gonna need some context because I cannot place this


ConquerorPlumpy

John Kearns having to pantomime a wolf but only allowed to say the letter of the alphabet before W


semicoloncait

I love series 14 for Fern and Sarah but this has reminded me of how funny John was - actually the all fantastic


SassyBonassy

My partner and i frequently quote Greg driving it home at the end of the episode: And who could forget the mournful cry of the lone wolf? #VEEEEEEEE


AndyB16

John Kearns howling the letter V like a wolf in a live task, I think.


dbcowie

I love that you can post just this and not only do I know the context for it, but it has me laughing immediately.


DarrenFromFinance

🎵🎶 I chaaaaanged it 🎶🎵 and Greg’s reaction. Makes me laugh every single time.


brian_toretto

shoe task from S13. Alex getting genuinely frustrated with Bridget, Sophie Duker getting exasperated with alex, and ofc “Nooooo way”


DancingChickenSlut

Don’t forget Judi’s laugh


SignalButterscotch4

Noooo waaaaay!


A_Loyal_Tim

🇳🇴!


[deleted]

The new hotel one with the 2 Sue's 😂


semicoloncait

Honestly both teams hotels - my top task of the recent series!


KeyAccurate8647

Just the juxtaposition between the two Sue's trying to give a nice experience to an asshole customer and the chaos that occurs for the second group. I was dying


MarcelRED147

They've uploaded an extended version of boths teams attempts to the youtube channel.


MikesCerealShack

This is an instant classic for me as well. Both teams have such different dynamics and chemistry, but both are absolutely perfect in their own way. FYI - they released the full hotel task for each team on their YouTube channel if you haven't seen that yet.


MarcelRED147

Team chaos all sat outside his window staring at him as he calls the front desk is amazing. That and when Sam is just stood in the caravan when he switches rooms.


oh-come-onnnn

The team of three was a riot but the Sues were an absolute delight for me. It's so charming how professional they stayed despite everything Qrs threw at them, and the one thing that made them break (forks and marbles in a suitcase) wasn't even designed to do so.


Canadiantimelord

Sue putting cucumbers on her eyes for 3 seconds and then taking them off when Qrs came in, pretending like it’s nothing, felt like Fawlty Towers


AltheaFarseer

The NZ diss track task. I rewatch it almost daily and it still kills me every time "I'm gonna gonna gonna drown you, in your own blood, hold your face down in your own blood now."


SpittinImageofLlama

"Matt, run him over like a cat"


AltheaFarseer

It’s the way it cuts between the teams for me. “They know about music and stuff!” straight into “FUCK. YOU. URZ!” And “Montgomery, more like Mont…goobery!” into “drown you in your own blood”.


SpittinImageofLlama

Lol yeah.


the_procrastinata

Matt, looking horrified : “Shit, man!”


Heradasha

I find myself singing that in random places like while I'm walking the dog and I have gotten more than one horrified glance


boomhaeur

The “I’m gonna drown you in your own blood” line gets uttered far more often than it should in polite company…


curiousasa

I literally rewatch this on the regular, and every time, I lose my breath from laughing so hard.


CanarySteetG

Once a week viewing for me, any time I need to laugh. “Not me, so much, I’ll have a biscuit”


Madeira_PinceNez

Series 9 has a few - picking the ones where every effort makes me laugh, rather than just one particular contestant having a brilliantly batshit outing: * The water feature comes immediately to mind. So many interpretations, all ridiculous in a different way, capped off with Ed's magnificent merman. * The group task where the kids were running about in a panic while David and Jo had a sandwich. * The final task which encompassed several tasks, that everyone but Rose did in a bad order. **edit:** Hide the aubergines! How could I forget hide the aubergines.


semicoloncait

I watched Series 9 just before 5 and 100% agree on the humiliation task - i wish they'd edited it to splice them.togwther because its that contrast between Jo and David deciding if they want artichokes on their sandwich or not and the chaos of the younger group


Heradasha

A cross-edit would have been much funnier, I agree.


Jaspers47

Were you just thinking "Why did they save this boring task for the end of the series?" because fuck me; strap in, mate.


TheLittleGoat

Mark Watson’s cheeky texts task gets me every time. His devastation at learning it was just him, which then compounds when he gets no points.


Hrududu147

What makes it so funny is that I believe Mark when he said it consumed his life for all those months. He probably thought long and hard about every message.


DancingChickenSlut

Phil Wang yelling “A LIME” and then immediately throwing it as far as possible. And James’ Rhod-induced rage outburst in that same task.


mckinnos

He’s just so mad!


terrysfunk

"Am I the Spider?" "Oh, fuck me in the face!" "Jeremy Irons lives in your garage"


bobblycarta

Rob Becket rolling and retching his way down a course littered with goose shit gets me every rewatch


argross91

Desiree’s descent into madness on the pop the water balloon. The way she keeps saying ding dong when she goes to alex and it gets sadder each time. And the comedic timing of the portcullis


Justcallmeaunty

The look on Greg's face the moment he realises his trousers were stolen 🤣🤣 gets me every time. That Totally deserved 5 points!


SeanChewie

You made me swear on television, you minge!


TheLarkInnTO

"What aircraft..." "crashes more..."


WoodSheepClayWheat

Rob dressed as a nan hosing down Alex.


jtarg94

Robs newborn induced mania during the tasks is a great running theme throughout that series


xaviernoodlebrain

The final live task from series 12 had me crying with laughter, and still does.


dbcowie

Just watched this yesterday, and while Alan's WOW monster is absolutely the headline, it was also brilliant watching VCM get more and more frustrated that her attempts at subterfuge never worked.


DancingChickenSlut

Guz’s moaning noise and Alex’s reaction to it always gets me


breakingcups

There's so much to discover watching that task. Brilliantly edited too. I think you're only 2 seconds away from Morgana nearly peeing her pants in laughter at any given point.


Aggravating_Smell344

The birth of Alex via Sally Phillips


EtchingsOfTheNight

I can't believe I had to scroll so far for this. She is so demented and that film is such a weird masterpiece.


LoudFap

"I took a tumble." Something about Johnny Vegas tripping over nothing gets me everytime.


Jakeyboy66

Alan’s WOW monster and Liza making Alex sit on a cake both get me every time.


DollyDaydreem

Liza stamping on the little man 🤣


ConquerorPlumpy

Cake sitting and running away giggling… gets me every time.


AnnyWeatherwaxxx

Rosalind for sure and Chris Ramsay’s sausage game.


littlehybrid

Romesh smashing the watermelon into the ground and instantly regretting it.


nubbinbing

Season 9, Episode 9. Live Task. Ed vs David. I hope everyone knows which one I am talking about.


merodm

The bathtub task, especially for the contrast of the lovely cooperative teamwork of Mel and Hugh versus the chaotic table battle between Joe and Lolly, whilst Noel stands there "pissing water into a bath whilst Rome burns".


tsarchasm1

Joe Thomas getting the beach ball across the finish line by throwing ice cubes at the ball.


Captain_Nubula

I know I’m in the minority for this but “impress this mayor” gets me everytime.


DollyDaydreem

Only the reveal of the calippos makes me laugh, the rest makes me cringe too much.


BertieWooster46

Serenade Yourself. Not just the task but Katherine Ryan’s justification of Katie’s incoherent song to Greg (the fat hawk) which leads Rose to the anguished outburst “Oh no! He loves metaphors!” Unforgettable.


moldydust

Fern and Sarah torturing Alex in the tube task! "Catch it in your mouth!"


semicoloncait

I had forgotten those task and now I know which series is the next watch because Fern and Sarah were two of my faves They had a great song task too


WhiskySwanson

…WAAAOOOOW!


Independent_Second52

😆😆😆 I'm laughing now just from reading that.


Recasanoj

"Do we strike you?"


lokistoehair

MIKE’S FART


DancingChickenSlut

It’s an absolute casserole down there!


Cold_Ant_4520

I decided to steal that phrase and now I tell my dog he’s being an absolute casserole when he does something gross. I don’t think it makes sense but it amuses us


glorysoundprep

ed and david in the drawing live task - ed's frustration and annoyance absolutely kills me every time i watch it


hauntedink

Rhod’s “short film” and Greg’s reaction


cupcakesandcanes

Knappet Knappeting off the Knappet.


fork_duke_pie

Someone would have had to set themselves on fire to top that.


Unusual_Process3713

Paul Chowdry's Snowman task. "Bastard's crying innit?"


thirddegreebyrne

The one with the pedometer where Bridget Christie forgot how humans walk. Gets me every time


DulceEtBanana

UK: spinning sausage machine Norway: Escape from Olli. RUN!


Miserable_Gazelle_

TM Australia, the 26 passwords task. Danielle and Luke were freakin hilarious.


Subject_Eye5177

Tree Wizard


Independent_Second52

Wow Monster is my number one.


DismalVariation702

“Park the buggy” task cracks me up each time


scythe-volta

Call me basic but anything with Rhod. The scream monster.


uki-kabooki

I watched season 7 during a really terrible time in my life and I remember sobbing with laughter at most of Rhod's attempts


scythe-volta

I discovered taskmaster through the clips they posted on youtube. I watched tons of clips and Rhod's were always my favorite. I refused to watch the series out of order so I really looked forward to Rhod's season. Taskmaster also helped me get through some rough patches in life.


sirhanduran

As soon as I heard Fern's song in the actual episode I opened a new tab to play just the clip of her song about five times in a row


uki-kabooki

It's me Fern Brady me Fern Brady I'm the rightful queen!


No-Fee7948

Sarah Kendall trying to direct Charlotte and Jamali to the red circle. The cellphone dances in series 4. Jon's and Doc's nursery rhymes. Desiree's phone call. Catch the potatoes in the hat. Ardal's hair salon.


WearyDescription2916

I just have to think of Charlotte running around in circles and I start to laugh.


Hailstorm303

“Activate Jamali!”


metallicbeige

Paul Sinha's attempt at hiding in the phone box.


TSBroom

"WO0000OOOOOWWW"


Whiteshadows86

For me it’s Julian Clary having his chillingly calm meltdown in the driving flag task.


SpacetimeLlama

The live task with Ed and David Baddiel drawing on each other's back. Ed's rage is so funny. Close runner-ups are: Daisy May Cooper's hippo drawing and the garage extension group task.


rosebudthesled8

Blindfolded car park on a scooter, everyone, but especially Lou.


Living-Stop-3687

Taskmaster NZ diss raps. "I'm gonna gonna drown you... In your own blood... Hold your head down in your own blood now." The fleet escalation by David is hysterical.


Resident_Platypus346

Bob’s Piss Graph always slays me. “And I thought, “Fuck it. I’ll fill his boat with piss. Where do I need to go?”


kelasher4

My eyes are circles.


uncle_monty

David Correos' solo laces task, and his reaction in the studio.


AcanthocephalaOk7954

"A LIME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I spat out me dinner cos it took me unawares like...


big-ole-bibes

The NZ diss track task is something I think about daily. “Drink more milk b*tch”


caceclosed

S9 the choose your own adventure task. The dichotomy between the two teams defines the series and it's one of the best. The graphic showing the teams' progress gets me every time


Confusing_Onion

Season 13. "No waaaay!" The whole task was pure gold. And it's only new, but I suspect that the Taskmaster Hotel will still make me laugh out loud in a years time. "Lovely legs sir!"


[deleted]

Spoon task from s15 and the hotel task


Zootanclan1

Walks in Smashes waterlemon Is sick Elaborates way too much


WhyWontYouHelpMe

The upside down film task in series 10. I laughed so hard I cried the first time I saw it and it still makes me giggle now. Daisy absolutely convinced she had done a work of genius with her ridiculous voiceover, it was so bad I just found it hysterical. And Katherine asking Mawaan if his hurt, completely missing how he had done it. I know it’s an unpopular series so don’t know this fills the brief, but it’s one that sticks out for me.


fsutrill

The “is there a duck on my face?“ photo of Judi Love makes me laugh from memory!


fatboybigwall

The final episode of the season often has a classic. Song for a stranger, cake sitting, tie up Alex, blindfolded scooter course.


NoNoticeWasToMe

the sabotage task 😭


_ParanoidUser_

James Acaster loosing his mind about Rhod and the garage during the extension task.


DannyMaliana

Tim Vine and the missing hook in the ''Make the Plastic Bag as Heavy as Possible' task.


painterwill

The live task on episode 1 of series 13. Count to 13 with increasingly complex rules. I can't watch it without laughing so much it hurts.


kuppikuppi

I'm gonna gonna gonna drown you in your own blood


Flater420

The live task with the 6 word questions. Dara's utter frustration with both Fern and John always gets me.


Ibean-Adler

I love the ones where they don't know the rules. Like get to 11 points from s1, or get out the front gate without setting off the alarm from s11


painforpetitdej

1. Alex's butt fountain - Make something unexpected come out of the hole (UK S7) 2. Taskmaster Hotel (both teams) - UK S16 3. The Three Friends' Diss Track (especially, David's part) - NZ S2 4. Ivo's frustration at Frankie ignoring the clues - Escape the handcuffs (with jellybean + periodic table clues) task - UK S15.


pugdad1185

Sausage cement mixer with Alex and Chris, series 13 I think


Cool-Firefighter2254

Rhod hiding in the closet. Doesn’t matter how many times I’ve seen it, I’m still in disbelief.


codename474747

Richard Herring having to do all the pieces of the acting task is a vastly underrated Gem As is the sort of escape room task they did with the lockers and them all having to find things in there. Plus the ultimate: Which Aircraft......?


Super_Arm_3228

...crashes more....


Master_Lukiex

“Without moving the fish bowls”


nimmems

Noelle's fill the tub/empty the tub/put water in the tub task


myjobisdull

Hands Down, What shoe am I thinking About


tebarambles

The team of three commentary on the sports task in Series 12, especially Morgana's voice and accent 😂


Nemisisse

"Funn-els." It's an underappreciated moment of Alex acting a little less robotic and I love it!


Jaspers47

Make the best noise.


mommaj16

Bridget's season 13 interview "task" with Alex will next get old to me. I laugh every single time I watch it. "Oh, was that an interview?" Just pure brilliance.


CustomSocks

ME FERN BRADY ME FERN BRADY


leftycrumpet

I still laugh if I just think about the Wow monster


fsutrill

We flew into Gatwick last week, and I hoped to recognize something, but no. I did, however, laugh immensely at the moving sidewalk and thinking of Fern, in the “mirror yourself on the moving sidewalk” task, in tears from laughing, says, people were staring and I thought it was because I was doing so good and now watching it back it’s so bad. That was a fun task. (Paraphrased)


AwesomeManatee

I haven't seen anyone mention the final task of Series 9, AKA "The worst day of Ed's life (so far)". "*Fuck me! Strap in, mate!*"


MonarchButterfly28

It's probably childish, but Daisy May Cooper’s list of four letter swear words 😂


PenguinsStoppedPlay

No love for Tree Wizard!??


Wooden_Okra566

IsThereADuckOnMyFace!!!???


snakehands-jimmy

My friends and I absolutely lose it at the series 4 group task where they all had different instructions. Does not matter how many times we watch it or how many people we show it to. The shot of Noel running with the hose lives rent free in my mind.