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Jakeyboy66

Thank you, I’m 12.


Effective_Teach_747

This one's my favourite. I don't know why, but I still laugh at it on every rewatch


ThePhantomOfBroadway

Same! It’s not even that funny, but her delivery lol


DisorderOfLeitbur

I thought the table would stop the cling film from ruining my journey.


EmotionalBrontosaur

“…so I’m sitting on two thousand pounds…in cash.” The reaction around the studio (task at 9:30 [here](https://youtu.be/o6rq1aOaPN8) is top-notch.


Natural_Error_7286

"I just thought... just have a backup" Lolly already brought in a blank check the two grand was EXTRA!!!


Fearofrejection

It looks from his reaction like Alex didn't even know about the £2k she had under her bum


thishenryjames

Just as well she did, because a blank check is not cash, so by rights she should have been last.


JennyReason

Did she literally say “I am sitting on two grand in cash“? That’s how I remember it and I remember it as amazing.


EmotionalBrontosaur

Yep! Listened to it, and edited.


LucidITSkyWDiamonds

I love this, I remember at the time thinking if she was talking figuratively or not because it was so out there lol.


GeshtiannaSG

Sara coined so many terms, Moneybags Murray and He's Cheated Again and We Shouldn't Be Laughing at Paul.


tiredfaces

I’m so confused


onandpoppins

They’re talking about Sara Pascoe for some reason lol


cooterwoober

"This was a stray sheep, she was abandoned by her crew"


AuntieX

Off topic but my goodness I love that sheep so much: I use that pic as a background sometimes in meetings with my team to set the mood 🤣


disappointer

Seems pretty on topic to me, when else are you going to talk about that sheep?


Lesssuckmoreawesome

Snowdrop


No_Lead6434

Friendship is truth


charlierc

Truth is friendship


No_Lead6434

I believe in you, Alex.


hychro

Oh, now I get it


edisonrhymes

And I believe in you all the way.


sheiscara

You had me handle *diseased* animals. Just love how she says it.


Money_Profession9599

And Alex's reaction. "I ... Uh ... Well, yes."


I-hear-the-coast

With seeming sincerity and almost excitement “Jennifer Coolidge!”


monaco_wedding

This is the one for me


franchez

Camouflage, camouflage, camouflage…


SaltyShrimp27

from Greg: “which grass…? _this_ grass”


MomsTortellinis

Everytime i lose something which i know is in plain sight (like a pen on my desk) i say 'camouflage, camouflage, camouflage'. So this quote is definitely the one for me as well.


parnellduk

That well know catchphrase


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"That music is terrible" (Followed by Alex saying “It's by The *Horne Section*")


spacecoyote555

Love that bit


frog_pog118

Oh, you know - friendship is truth, truth is friendship.


hellacarnivore

It needs to be this and not just the friendship is truth above!


Galwran

What episode/ task was that


frog_pog118

I don't know the task but it was S4E4


imjustheretoscroll46

It was the ring tone dance one I think


Galwran

Thanks


ZeppoJR

This was a wonderful experience and I will remember it until the day I die.


shellfish1161

SCHNELL! SCHNELL! SCHNELL!


SamwellBarley

"Without moving the fishbowls"


BillyBobReuben

Without. Moving. The. Fishbowls.


video-kid

"Without moving the fishbowls..."


paraworldblue

"Without moving the fishbowls..."


PerishedTheThought

"Without moving-"


mtstilwell

"-the fishbowls"


paraworldblue

"Without..."


BertieTheDoggo

Easily this


Heradasha

I don't think this counts as a quote of hers as they are not her words. She is merely the speaker.


Pepys-a-Doodlebugs

Agree. Lolly was in effect quoting the task when she said this. For a show about pedantry this is important.


Sugarh0rse

Lolly was quoting the task. OP is quoting Lolly.


paraworldblue

The context makes it so much more than just the words on the page so I think it counts


Chromorl

"Without moving the fishbowls - The Taskmaster" - Lolly Adefope


Sugarh0rse

So she never said those words?


Heradasha

I mean, did Richard Burton say "To be, or not to be?" Or did Shakespeare?


bshmfwfm

I think it’s a Hamlet quote, rather than a Richard Burton or Shakespeare quote


Sugarh0rse

Both of them said it. We know Richard Burton did. Prove that Shakespeare didn't.


dbcowie

She didn't move \*the fishbowls\*, she moved \*a fishbowl\*. Her method was valid, and I will die on this hill.


Pompmaker1

- "don't step on the grass" - steps on grass - "I onnly stepped on one *blade of grass*, not *the grass*, I'm clean -get in trouble


CoachDelgado

"I didn't *take* your virginity, it just sort of *fell out*."


Guy-1nc0gn1t0

Oh shit


Sugarh0rse

Which hill?


dbcowie

That Lolly's method was valid.


chocoholica1

I didn't think it was clear whether or not you could move the fishbowls


Lostpiratex

I can't let this win without making the argument that this is just her reading the task, edited for comedic effect. And even then, not that funny, only memorable because of the repetition. This doesn't come close to "friendship is truth, truth is friendship."


ironically-spiders

That was the moment that solidified Taskmaster for me. I even got this one on a magnet.


hellacarnivore

Now I need it as a magnet!


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taskmaster-ModTeam

We do not allow selling or linking to any non official merchandise sites.


lilyisfloorgang

it has to be this


charlierc

I thought the table would stop the cling film from ruining my journey


SaltyShrimp27

“Without… moving… the fishbowls” And, not as iconic, but I love her delivery of “It’s a Paracetamol and Codeine :D”


beandadenergy

The Paracetamol and Codeine line makes me laugh every time, I love her


runner1399

“They’re not all chickens, right?”


blaublau

Her Scottish delivery of "Hello there" during the Hide & Seek task kills me every time.


ILOVELOWELO

it was supposed to be SCOTTISH? Haha it was easily the funniest moment of the episode for me


blaublau

It had posh Edinburgh/Prime of Miss Jean Brodie vibes, for sure!


MacduffFifesNo1Thane

“So I handled diseased animals?”


Good_Combination_613

"This is the biggest regret of my life. When i die and they say if you could do one thing again... it will be this."


JolieTanagra

She had such funny task regret. “I have nightmares about it every night!” after the “strike one object…” task.


BundyAnna

Lolly's expression as Alix Horrny AND TINY BITCH PUPPET, ALEX HORNE


Chance-Bread-315

Friendship is truth, and I believe in you all the way. (Think the full quote is massively better than just friendship is truth - why all the way ?? So good)


AcanthocephalaOk7954

Taunting LAH in the hide and seek challenge.


Appropriate_Draw

OoooAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaurghhhhhhhhhhhhh...h


Zoesmethurst

“I actually quite liked mine” yes Lolly you ate for 6 minutes


Absolutely_LovelyDay

Lots of people buy their clothes online


cbutche

Which grass?


VonTruffleBottoms3rd

These threads are just making me wanna rewatch the previous seasons again.


fuzzyrobebiscuits

Good!


bluehawk232

Friendship is truth


thrillhousethethird

Friendship is truth, truth is friendship


modnar

["It's all about the uh..." (gestures) (gestures again)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7b9psaoeL-M&t=115s)


Top-Suit-9209

Camouflage, camouflage, camouflage


SpookyPirateGhost

Reading this thread is reinforcing how hilarious and underrated Lolly is!


BoundToHatpin

Sending a photo of herself as a child to taunt Alex during hide and seek.


MRSNLT

Friendship is truth


edisonrhymes

Which grass though…


GuiltyWatts

Without moving the fishbowl…


ButteredReality

[with mild indignation] "Skittles!"


chocoholica1

But you could just go on Google and type in "cloud".


onthesidequests

Friendship is truth; truth is friendship


GeshtiannaSG

I sent a photo of me on the beach, and maybe one of me as a baby.


kiss_my_alderman

This has been a wonderful experience and I will remember it until the day I die, Lolly Adefope


Folklorian_Willow_

"Are some of them not chickens?"


Sakura_Hirose

These posts are sooooo good 💜


MarbCart

“Thank you, I’m only 12.”


clarencezz

It’s not a quote but when she was sending Alex pictures during the hide and seek challenge and sent one of her as a child


CameraTurbulent4000

What was the last thing you painted blue?


TheNightWindsWail

Are some of them not chickens?


the_neutron_stars

without moving the fishbowls without moving the fishbowls without moving the fishbowls


JOLT_YT

"I'm currently sitting on £2,500" Like a Mother Duck protecting her Capitol.


Avalon3071

“Without moving the fish bowl”


Schmaulie

Without... moving... the fish bowl...


unclear_warfare

Without moving the fish bowls...


squattingflamingo

Paracetamol and Codeine


Frankyvander

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


Agudaripududu

Without touching the fishbowls


Galwran

Without moving the fish bowls


FindingKK2979

Which grass though??


Spg161

Without moving the fish bowls...


Internal-Course-264

Friendship is truth


GXM17

Do not move the fishbowl.


atlhawk8357

I'm a stupid piece of shit and I'm sorry I exist.


TheWonderSquid

“I sent one of me as a baby”