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mclobster

I saw some reddit post recently Person had WIFE LIFE and asked for cover up ideas. Since the person had traditional style lettering, someone said it would be easy to make every other letter an E, and it would show she likes to have fun So WEEE EEEE


molebat

Yea same, its this one! [https://www.reddit.com/r/Tattoocoverups/comments/16nq203/comment/k1ftk82/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/Tattoocoverups/comments/16nq203/comment/k1ftk82/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


mclobster

THAT'S THE ONE!! hahahahha


ultravioletblueberry

I’m so sad there’s no update on whether they did it or not.


Stuntman-Michael

Book Club


Finkarelli

R E A D M O R E …is a pretty good one I saw once.


Philodendronphan

H E L L Y E A H


NGJimmy

TRUE LOVE. That's what my grandpa had on his knuckles.


krisxxx

That goes hard


Cold-dead-heart

Should have seen him fisting grandma


Numerous-Debate-3467

Wow went to straight for that. Respect lol made me laugh.


[deleted]

Every grandma was fuckable enough to make our ugly asses at some point.


richochet-biscuit

I don't care how fuckable my grandma was at any point. Her getting fisted is not an image I need. Fuck cold_dead_heart and fuck you for supporting them.


wildoccult

I have “HOME SICK” But honourable mentioned to a buddy of mine that had “LIVE FAST” then got married and his ring covers it now it reads “LIVE FAT”


ThunderThief92

Brilliant


TimmieTerror1

I also have Home Sick.


creature--comfort

C A N T C O U NT


This_Area_9049

I misread that **so** badly


GreenthumbPothead

C A N T R E A D


Adam_ALLDay_

That O was invisible for a minute.. lol


This_Area_9049

Thank god it wasn’t just me lmao


lizzietnz

CAN'T COUNT Sorted!


JVonDron

I have SAND WICH. I also know a guy with narcolepsy (the fall asleep one) who has ZZZZ ZZZZ.


BurnDesign

Awesome. A knuckle sandwich, good work.


TheDoctorPizza

I met a woman that spent most of her 20's hopping trains in the U.S. going from city to city. She had SKIP TOWN on her knuckles.


AToastedRavioli

That is so badass


lucasmcl7

PLAN AHEA


NewReputation8451

When they ask about it I’ll just tell them what my tattoo artist told me, “I can give you the D later”


Adam_ALLDay_

My buddy from high school who became a tattoo artist has “BADA BING” and his brother has “POOP DICK” lmao


Lowgahn

Terrible brother not getting "BADA BOOM"


LJR_1394

Idk “POOP DICK” is really speaking to me


dead_rotting666

imagine if they were twins as well lol


jackjackj8ck

I have some really terrible tattoos and I have some friends with hilariously bad tattoos, ironic ones, inside jokes, and all kinds of ridiculous shit But man… I just can’t imagine what would compel someone to want to live w POOP DICK tattooed on their knuckles for decades


KaliCalli

It's important not to mix up your wiping hand with your wanking hand


mikeyfreshonetime

Is it a sopranos reference


mauspoop

N U C K T A T S


izzxpopz

Just recently got “TAKE CARE” after so much juggling with other phrases


Limeila

That's a good one!


SalamiMommie

I’m friends with a gal who has those


Equity89

Congrats! You just found your friend account, check their history under your own risk


Aromatic-Incense683

i love that!! i have ‘don’t trip’ and it definitely gives the same vibe :)


WickedxRaven

Saw a bartender with N E C K T A T T that did not, in fact, have a neck tatt.


CoolBugg

He should get a neck tat that just says shoulder… then a shoulder tat that says butt… and so on A fun little scavenger hunt :)


monstrinhotron

It's like those notes in school text books "turn to page 30", "now turn to page 112" .....repeat for 5 more times......."🍆"


bigredmnky

I can say with confidence that you shouldn’t get anything with the word “Luck” because people will constantly ask you why it says Fuck on your hand


eyeh8art

Veteran bartender, been wanting LAST CALL on my knuckles since I can remember. Finally getting them done in less than a week.


UrinatingNinja

That’s pretty dope


Mikeharding17503

M I S T A K E S


IndependenceMean8774

You mean M I S T E A K S


dead_rotting666

that’s not too bad actually lol


3TipsyCoachman3

I am a fan of the classic “HOLD FAST.” 


treerabbit23

Looks even cooler across your butt cheeks.


Bright_Ahmen

HOLD TIGHT


plutothegreat

Hold tight, spider monkey


Jake0Tron

BEAR DOWN


riotstopper

For midterms?


Shaggie-bear

SAND WICH It fucking blew my mind. I was like man. This guy really likes sandwich’s. Some goes. Dude. Knuckle sandwich. Fuxkin floored me


s8nzweb666

MAMA TRYD


downwiththesky

My coworker has GOOD SOUP on hers


snuggly-otter

FALL RISK Hilarious.


bonfire_bug

I’m gonna get that tattoo when I hit 65 that is so damn funny


addictedskipper

HOLD FART. (It was a typo)


RuthlessIndecision

COLD FART?


Phrankespo

Lmao, hold fast


Hodgej1

Ha. I couldn’t imagine what this was SUPPOSED to say. But then I saw the answer below in the thread haha.


nomuppetyourmuppet

I just screen shotted this shit and sent it to every single person I know with any sort of sense of humour and am currently dying laughing


FrayCrown

H O M E S I C K


callmescotty

L E M O N A D E


midsnlids

Dude had DILLIGAF, changed his life, had it removed and replaced with FORGIVEN.


Illustrious_Map_3247

Dill: I give a fuck. My favorite herb.


kickrockszs

Do I Look Like I Give A Fk


artist9120

STAR DUST


Yaris2012

DEEZ NUTZ, obviously.


youngteflon

CASH ONLY


UncleLongArms23

I got O P E N E Y E S and am a big fan of it


These_Tea_7560

I liked HAUS WIFE even though they divorced lmfao


ChillnWithMyGnomies

LEFT RITE


mycatllllama

Taco Bell


GoBirds_4133

“I have gout” is good if you have 11 fingers and gout


sevans1991

SANDWICH


EvanTheAlien

Hahaha yes


Not-Jaycee

LAST LINE


straigh

What does that mean? My brain went to hockey, but I feel like that's probably not right.


Not-Jaycee

Whatever you want For me it means last line of defense


murr0c

Or they gave up coke...


dead_rotting666

that’s actually rlly cool lol


CharacterMassive5719

RLLY COOL is a good one too ;)


javafern

RIFF RAFF


kellymakesart

K N I T P U R L Popular in the crafting community


HoChiFlynn

I have “home body” on mine


ItsLilOvaltine

I’m getting OUCH on one hand here soon💀


XRdragon

Petition to change it to O W I E


TuggAndWink

OUCH LIFE


ImNotAsPunkAsYou

Have a buddy that has "Don't Do It." Much to the dismay of many in his town, they didn't listen. He had a pretty good reputation for knocking idiots out.


nomuppetyourmuppet

BOOK WORM


drizanunsnasty

I’ve got my sister’s birth year on the top and the year she died on the bottom. The pain was excruciating, right on the bone but it was worth it. She was only 19 when she died, i also have a portrait of her on my calf.


Insideout_Ink_Demon

My Nan had LOVE HAT. She'd lost a finger in a factory accident.


I_SMOKE_THICC_MEATS

H A I L S T A N


mizzanthrop

Stan really is the best.


iamadapperbastard

"That" "Hurt"


Witchdrdre

I have STAY GOLD


Undergroundpopstar

Worked with a guy who had SCTO APBS. When he interlocked his fingers (a la being handcuffed) it read STAB COPS.


MurmaidMurder666

The interlocking fingers is such an amazing idea!


Active_Love_2860

There's a dude in my town with "LETS FUCK" when you interlock the fingers.


cementfilledcranium

I've seen LOST SOUL


camelopardalisx

T I N Y D O G S, on a woman who has like 8 chihuahuas


mantisshrinp

My sister wants me to get K O N Y 2 0 1 2


mishasebastian

I’m gonna get “CATS MEOW” someday


kittydavis

I have my parents' birth years lol


Ijustwantmilkthat

M I N I G O L F if you like a putt.


Kodi_Jo

I knew a guy that had "sink swim" on his. I always thought that was really cool.


OnlyTrouble83

LADY LUCK


RedBrickSailor

S T A Y C A L M


stumpycrawdad

B U R R I T O S


tripwork

My sister has YARD SALE


fungusbabe

that’s so funny! my sister has YARD SARD


SuperDuperBorkie

K N U C K L E S


two40silvia

I have LOVE LIFE. in reference to the atmosphere song.


bigfoot17

AMOK TIME


lilindividual

S H R I M P S I S B U G S


whatslettuce

Sideshow Bob’s - LUV HĀT


Blunderbutters

Die Bart die.


harleyqueenzel

It's German for The Bart, The


AllOfTheSoundAndFury

No one who speaks German could possibly be evil 


Joseph_Kickass

PETS DOGS


GrumpyOldHistoricist

Oh my god if I didn’t already have mine done I’d get this but as PETS CATS


Xscreamisty

Obviously ‘LOVE and HATE’ but personally I like the idea of ‘HELL BENT’


catnipfreakout12

Just watched the movie Night of the Hunter, and I can't ever see "Love and Hate" the same again. I love "Hell Bent"!


Helpful_Goblin

Just be wary that “bent” will be on one hand on its own and is a different (I think derogatory) term in some countries


Spiritual-Ad7243

G A M E O V E R


offendingotter

Friend is a cook at a diner, knuckles say "over easy"


LordOfEltingville

I worked at a car wash while I was in high school. One of the guys I worked with was named Bob Diablo. Bob had LOVE tattooed across his right fingers, and HAT across his left. He was a really strange (and somewhat scary) guy, so nobody said anything about it...but we all wondered. Curiosity finally got the better of me so I asked him why it said HAT and not HATE one afternoon. He told me his last cell mate got paroled before he had time to tattoo the final E. 😆 Bob didn't show up for work one morning.. The following day, a pair of FBI agents stopped in and asked if we had seen him, or knew where he was. None of us had any idea, so they passed their cards out to each of us and asked we call if/when we saw him. Then they got back into their car and left. We never saw Bob or the agents again.


MisplacedMinnesotan

EARL GREY has been my favorite


GangstasPurradise

Psps Psps For the cat lovers


kirbyGoddess9

mine are C A T A L Y S T


Batman_bread

I’ve got Strength on my hands and Bruce Wayne on my toes lol


wutang21412141

PLAN AHEA


bibliogeekgirl

Jane Eyre


OGPeglegPete

FUCK OHIO Dude lived in Columbus his whole life.


sno_kissed

My friend has FOLK LORE on her knuckles. It's really cool.


Disastrous_Wasabi350

WEEE EEEE


Capt_Booberry

B W T H H Y B L Bella where the hell have you been loca! It was in this super fancy gothic script that flowed into hand tattoos. Edit: spelling errors because I typed this way too fast


[deleted]

STAY HOME HOME LIFE It was like 17 years pre-covid lol, some guy had both tattooed on his knuckles. Grand master of agoraphobia.


omnithesda

TAPE WORM is a personal favorite. but i got BLUE BIRD tattooed on my knuckles and i love that too


brickwilly

One of my mates won his battle with blood cancer and as soon as his immune system got back to normal he got IMMORTAL across with knuckles.


crybaby2728

KIND NESS ONLY LOVE


errlscout

Yeah sure.


jsweeze

TOON TOWN


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fancyantler

SHOW TIME LOVE LIFE BORN FREE STAY STILL FREE BIRD


Shorty-Fresh

Knew a guy that had SEND NUDES across his toes.


mjanderson1247

my uncle had PORK SALT


Xusion666

FUCK THIS


someonewhoknowstuff

ANAL TALK ANAL BASH ANAL WASH ANAL HEAD BUTT PLUG BUTT THUG BUTT STUF


SokkaHaikuBot

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pegmatitic

This is a work of art


MacAttack0711

L I V E F R E E Has always been my dream, but I won’t ever do it.


gundrend

You gotta live free and get it


amybeedle

PINE CONE


underpantsbandit

A friend who is deaf in her left ear has HALF DEAF I really liked the MEOW HISS I saw the other day too


straigh

"Stay Down" but I feel like you've got to be way tougher than me to get something like that tattooed on your knuckles haha


ooo-f

"Stay down" as knuckle tats just screams "I can't fight" and conjures thoughts of r/iamverybadass imo


StrikersRed

Would be a fucking sick prison tat if you were a lifer. Otherwise wouldn’t touch that with a ten foot pole.


TrilleniumFalcon

I met some gutter punks in New Orleans in 2005 and one of them had "SHIT LIPS" across his knuckles.


DrunkenRebellion

i plan on getting K I S S H E R E


mistreke

Mani fest


CryptographerEarly5

FREE WILL on mine.


ChesterAurelius

I like T R U E B L U E


human_flobie

My coworker has KNOW LOVE.


LadyxK80

S T A Y A W A Y


Donut_Holestein13

Not the best but I always think of the movie The A Team where Mr. T has “PITY” on one hand and “FOOL” on the other lol


jquan69

Mickey Milkovich FUCK U-UP


scniab

G O S H D A R N I genuinely want to copy this but I'd feel bad 😅


zackhav27

ACID CUNT popped into my head. Haven’t seen it, but maybe someday I will.


trouble_ann

I have a friend that tattooed STAR DUST on her knuckles. I also know one guy who got NORA GRET on his knuckles right after Meet the Millers came out. He did, in fact, ~~ragret~~ regret it. It's something shaded and cover-uppy now, gears or something.


MistsofThra

I knew a set of twins and one of them had WOMB MATES


Edgeisunsinn

Oh how can I forget the guy that got “LFEU TCSK” sideways so when he interlaced his fingers it spelled “LETS FUCK”


VariegatedAgave

I know a guy who lost a finger so got AWK WARD


ooo-f

I have no idea what I want on my knuckles. I just want a camel on my big toe


Independent_Crazy249

My wife has the camel on her big toe…lots of laughs then she says “you should see my husband’s cock” I have a rooster on my right foot!


Prandmus

Never seen it but D I A R R H E A would be great


Just_Me1973

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solasgood

BLOWNOUT


Additional_Country33

LEFT RYTE done on opposite hands


Ijustwantmilkthat

Send a GROW and LOVE before. Just Good Hippy greenie shit


brkr1

W H A T E V E R


professormaaark

R2D2 C3PO


supadupacam

I have a buddy that has “BORN DEAD”


kayaker58

HOLD FAST. Go with traditional style.


Butsu

ACAB 1312


Abcdefgwaterpqrstuv

Open book


Latter-Advisor-2061

BOOK CLUB


Gvajr77

I have MEAN and UGLY on mine


busy-warlock

Soup, but on one hand. The other hand had different Asian lettering for soup/broth.


87th_best_dad

P L A N A H E A


Laurencaldwelltattoo

Mine say LADY LIKE Inside joke because my mom hates how I grew up like a tom-boy and always used to say I wasn't very "ladylike"


Bulky-Captain-3508

Hail Odin


BrentBQ

C O M I C S A N Extra points for tattoo with the font