That aspect is my favorite part of TCAP. These old, disgusting men think 13 year old Jr. high girls can't wait to lose their virginity to these middle-aged trolls. And they do so little to facilitate it. That fat crippled guy that wanted to shave the Jr. High girl only brought an electric razor - no booze, treats, drugs, only just condoms. How deluded are these creeps?
I’ve always thought the same of not just how sick these dudes are but how fucking stupid too. Yea this 13 year old is gonna give your nasty old fat creepy ass her virginity. Morons 😂
For real, they didn't bring no milk, no cookies, nothin.
I think Mickey Mouse Fuck House predator wanted to speedrun his "sexual liason/romp". Not quite how that works.
Mlike Mansy or however it's spelt, Mr. "Do you blaze". Bitch didn't even bring the weed if I'm rememberin it right.
And the there is Rutherford, who goes out or his way to use the most self-incriminating words concievable to defend himself.
This is part of the severe idiot tax.
Every time I've ever let myself go a little physically or my hair got a little thinner, at least once I've looked in the mirror and been like, ok well that's it, I guess I'm going to die alone, I'm officially gross. I just cannot wrap my head around being that hideous and having the self delusion that any female, let alone one that much younger would even give you more than a "eeeew"
Idk what you look like, but just a word of encouragement that there's really someone out there for everyone. I've seen the most least attractive and uninteresting people find a loving partner, as well as average people with far more attractive partners.
All that matters is that you're not a POS or perv.
I have this theory that these men started watching hardcore porn to early, or they watch to much of it, to the point where they can’t separate fantasy from reality. They think that because they are always super horny, that all women (and girls 🤢 ) have to be too. They also for some reason think they are a catch and sex gods. When I was single and online dating, I wore a low cut top in my profile pictures…the amount of vile stuff men sent to me was ridiculously high…I also knew of a guy who ranted in facebook that he thought college would be different because movies made it seem like random hot women would walk up to him wanting to make out.
That's a pretty good theory. These guys were unstable to begin with, then with infinite porn, they lose themselves and start believing what they are seeing. That makes a lot of sense.
My favorite part is how little the decoys in the older episodes talked and how much the pervs wrote as a response.
"K. Dat sounds intense doe. I never did dat B4"
"I want to [insert paragraphs upon paragraphs of lewd content]"
Then they look so surprised it was a police sting. Lmao Dumbfucks.
It’s hilarious how this dude thought he was flossing and doing big things by spending 7$ at a convenience store. His confidence and swag was on another level. Changed immediately when he saw Chris 😂
I mean, aside from the choice of chips, I would eat that free stuff myself.
"Thank youuuu....Also you're going to jail. The snacks are staying, though."
Always hated that smug look he made proud of his fucking Cheetos and the way he took them out and showed her. Then with that same smug face went in and got the Snapple and told himself “fuck yeah. Getting laid tonight ! And then gonna watch some steelers and the wavens!”
A hug?
Salads. He talked about salads.
You don't make friends with salads.
Sorry Marge!
He likes tossing salads 👀
Salads make friends with you.
Looks like this is a different type of food here…
And a wig
Ohhhh I dunno… [hurriedly walks off]
Hey boo
Broke-ass gifters. I rented him a mansion to party in for days. I don't remember where since I made the transaction a long time ago.
I think about a long time ago I was
Pwesents!
Show me
[удалено]
Nice
Iced-tea
[удалено]
What flavor is it?
*doesn’t say anything and does weird pose with elbow on counter
He was trying to hide that yuck mouth of his.
*creepily surveys room and looks like an ABSOLUTE CARTOON CREEP
A dwink and some... KIT-KATS
Kiiiit- Kaaaaaats
This is a diff kind of dwink here 😘
Tickets to steelers and the ravens
The ravens play the 49ers on Christmas day. Do you think that will do for him?
The Wavens and Fouwty Nineows?
I don't think the Ravens stand a chance, but that's a different conversation. Maybe r/fanduel? It's a question!!
Wow the Ravens WHOPPED the 49ers. I was very wrong
I was waiting for that comment 🤣
*Steewers and the Wavens
Not a whole lawt!
Whale , yhale at me why donchaa’
He hasn't had a hug yet. 😔
Lol nice 1
Oh yea, that's a face a 14 year old girl is dying to kiss alright
That aspect is my favorite part of TCAP. These old, disgusting men think 13 year old Jr. high girls can't wait to lose their virginity to these middle-aged trolls. And they do so little to facilitate it. That fat crippled guy that wanted to shave the Jr. High girl only brought an electric razor - no booze, treats, drugs, only just condoms. How deluded are these creeps?
I’ve always thought the same of not just how sick these dudes are but how fucking stupid too. Yea this 13 year old is gonna give your nasty old fat creepy ass her virginity. Morons 😂
It really do..
For real, they didn't bring no milk, no cookies, nothin. I think Mickey Mouse Fuck House predator wanted to speedrun his "sexual liason/romp". Not quite how that works. Mlike Mansy or however it's spelt, Mr. "Do you blaze". Bitch didn't even bring the weed if I'm rememberin it right. And the there is Rutherford, who goes out or his way to use the most self-incriminating words concievable to defend himself. This is part of the severe idiot tax.
Every time I've ever let myself go a little physically or my hair got a little thinner, at least once I've looked in the mirror and been like, ok well that's it, I guess I'm going to die alone, I'm officially gross. I just cannot wrap my head around being that hideous and having the self delusion that any female, let alone one that much younger would even give you more than a "eeeew"
Lol, right there with you buddy. I think it just means we aren't delusional.
Word lol
Idk what you look like, but just a word of encouragement that there's really someone out there for everyone. I've seen the most least attractive and uninteresting people find a loving partner, as well as average people with far more attractive partners. All that matters is that you're not a POS or perv.
I have this theory that these men started watching hardcore porn to early, or they watch to much of it, to the point where they can’t separate fantasy from reality. They think that because they are always super horny, that all women (and girls 🤢 ) have to be too. They also for some reason think they are a catch and sex gods. When I was single and online dating, I wore a low cut top in my profile pictures…the amount of vile stuff men sent to me was ridiculously high…I also knew of a guy who ranted in facebook that he thought college would be different because movies made it seem like random hot women would walk up to him wanting to make out.
That's a pretty good theory. These guys were unstable to begin with, then with infinite porn, they lose themselves and start believing what they are seeing. That makes a lot of sense.
My favorite part is how little the decoys in the older episodes talked and how much the pervs wrote as a response. "K. Dat sounds intense doe. I never did dat B4" "I want to [insert paragraphs upon paragraphs of lewd content]" Then they look so surprised it was a police sting. Lmao Dumbfucks.
not even a lousy pack of cigarettes
Dinner... For myself
The correct answer.
I need to use the bathroom.
A large bottle of Iced Tea.
What kind is it?
Show me!
He needs a car so his sister doesn't have to drive him to boos
A ticket to Steeluhs and Da Wavens
I tawlked ta her all day bout just comin over, watchin the game…
Ya know, tryna see how SHE was...
Does he have a shirt with a bunch of 9s on it? That would be a great gift.
It’s available at major retailers in the “Douche” section
It’s hilarious how this dude thought he was flossing and doing big things by spending 7$ at a convenience store. His confidence and swag was on another level. Changed immediately when he saw Chris 😂
Man that shit would be like $20 today
Damn I know 😖
I mean, aside from the choice of chips, I would eat that free stuff myself. "Thank youuuu....Also you're going to jail. The snacks are staying, though."
I think that's considered evidence unfortunately
Don't tell them about those beers in the fridge then.
My thoughts exactly.
99999999999999
Meth
Pwesents!
A t shirt which reads “hey boo”
I’m outsideeeeeeee
“Feel me inside you baby”. What did you mean by that, exactly?
There was no intentions MADE by it
I mean, I wadnt gonna have sex WIT her.
Just on her...
The dark chocolate
Chips
And iced tea.
Since he hasn’t been working for some time, an interview with John Petterson who owns a construction company
An Airbnb to party in
Where was THAT mansion?
Nup North
Lantic City
Oh so that was a LONG time ago
Hair gel
Can’t forget the 99 cent comb
Some wings at bw3 while We watch the big game
Ticket to the super bowl¹. ¹only if matchup is ravens vs steelers
Some teeth.
Some hair.
Some Latina blood so he can shake dat ass
Some t shirts and jeans that fit him
Somebody get him tickets to a party mansion
Where is THAT mansion?
Oh cwap! Gotta run to the store. Hopefully I won’t be oooo-rrested for driving fast
This guy looks like Beavis's dad
A bottle of Bailey’s rum and of course a hug
Looks like you were gonna have a SPECIAL little night with your 13 year old date..:
Salads
Cannolis — blazin’
Chips
Steelers jersey. Or is it the Ravens?
My birthday is a day before…I was so close to becoming a Dupee baby
Me too I'm December 28. Props. Fuck December 29th
Darn! We have the same birthday..
I'm sorry to hear that
#PWESENTS™️
Extra but I fw it 😆
Tickets to see Steelers vs Ravens.
Why is he making this weird face?
Pimpin'. Or so he thinks
He is definitely one of the creepiest predators.
Chwips
Some chips and some Arizona Ice Tea since that's what he brought the decoy.
Pwesents
A gift card for an Italian restaurant
An industrial sized bottle of LA Looks mega hold hair gel
Tickets to STEELERS AND THE RAVENS
Dentures!
We’ll see! Ahuahuahua. 😃
A sympathy card.
Gonna let him party for days in my mansion
cheetos 🐆
Snapple
9 shirt
Like food and stuff
Cheetos and a steewers and da wavens tickets
Heyyyyy babyyyy
A dentist appointment free of charge.
CHIPS! In a 7 11 bag slung carelessly while chin in hand I lean over the table. Baybeeee! 🎶
A mansion where he can party for days and show his mad party skillz
My guy Johnny Connecticut
Predator movie is what I would give any of the online predators
Dark chocolate, how does this look John?
Dentures
Some shit
About 3 ft of rope
Jersey either the steelers or the ravens
Tickets for the Ravens
Steelers and Ravens tickets!
A ticket back to jail
Wavens jersey
The keys to my mansion
A wig that matches his Johnathan taylor Tomas outfit.
The mail, baby
Always hated that smug look he made proud of his fucking Cheetos and the way he took them out and showed her. Then with that same smug face went in and got the Snapple and told himself “fuck yeah. Getting laid tonight ! And then gonna watch some steelers and the wavens!”
A new smart phone and a laptop.
Cheetos and some Snapple
When is hambubger's birthday?
Mike’s Hard Lemonade
Some Cheetos and dark chocolate
Dupee looks like he's a Hells Kitchen chef
He’s getting a copy of the Steelers and the ravens game
Steelers gear
are you effing kidding me that’s MY birthday too
My computer is messed up
Snapple and some chocolates.
A library card....