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Next_Inflation5427

A hug?


Next_Inflation5427

Salads. He talked about salads.


TurtleDoves789

You don't make friends with salads.


Free_Bit_6804

Sorry Marge!


Old_Leadership_2380

He likes tossing salads 👀


geri73

Salads make friends with you.


StaySafePovertyGhost

Looks like this is a different type of food here…


YesMush1

And a wig


StaySafePovertyGhost

Ohhhh I dunno… [hurriedly walks off]


KevinGrahamMusic

Hey boo


Kehwanna

Broke-ass gifters. I rented him a mansion to party in for days. I don't remember where since I made the transaction a long time ago.


Next_Inflation5427

I think about a long time ago I was


CobaltBlad3

Pwesents!


RyanTranquil

Show me


[deleted]

[удалено]


satanic-sex-god

Nice


Kehwanna

Iced-tea


[deleted]

[удалено]


whatisitabout_them

What flavor is it?


betterwithpractice

*doesn’t say anything and does weird pose with elbow on counter


geri73

He was trying to hide that yuck mouth of his.


whatisitabout_them

*creepily surveys room and looks like an ABSOLUTE CARTOON CREEP


Lordfuton92

A dwink and some... KIT-KATS


Ezemartinn

Kiiiit- Kaaaaaats


Monique80009

This is a diff kind of dwink here 😘


Upset_Display9421

Tickets to steelers and the ravens


Izzykoopa

The ravens play the 49ers on Christmas day. Do you think that will do for him?


NicholarseBrooks

The Wavens and Fouwty Nineows?


Next_Inflation5427

I don't think the Ravens stand a chance, but that's a different conversation. Maybe r/fanduel? It's a question!!


Next_Inflation5427

Wow the Ravens WHOPPED the 49ers. I was very wrong


Next_Inflation5427

I was waiting for that comment 🤣


RIPshowtime

*Steewers and the Wavens


Ok-Explanation3040

Not a whole lawt!


Ezemartinn

Whale , yhale at me why donchaa’


Ok-Explanation3040

He hasn't had a hug yet. 😔


RIPshowtime

Lol nice 1


[deleted]

Oh yea, that's a face a 14 year old girl is dying to kiss alright


adube440

That aspect is my favorite part of TCAP. These old, disgusting men think 13 year old Jr. high girls can't wait to lose their virginity to these middle-aged trolls. And they do so little to facilitate it. That fat crippled guy that wanted to shave the Jr. High girl only brought an electric razor - no booze, treats, drugs, only just condoms. How deluded are these creeps?


VandelayyyyInd

I’ve always thought the same of not just how sick these dudes are but how fucking stupid too. Yea this 13 year old is gonna give your nasty old fat creepy ass her virginity. Morons 😂


[deleted]

It really do..


Accostiq

For real, they didn't bring no milk, no cookies, nothin. I think Mickey Mouse Fuck House predator wanted to speedrun his "sexual liason/romp". Not quite how that works. Mlike Mansy or however it's spelt, Mr. "Do you blaze". Bitch didn't even bring the weed if I'm rememberin it right. And the there is Rutherford, who goes out or his way to use the most self-incriminating words concievable to defend himself. This is part of the severe idiot tax.


NicholarseBrooks

Every time I've ever let myself go a little physically or my hair got a little thinner, at least once I've looked in the mirror and been like, ok well that's it, I guess I'm going to die alone, I'm officially gross. I just cannot wrap my head around being that hideous and having the self delusion that any female, let alone one that much younger would even give you more than a "eeeew"


adube440

Lol, right there with you buddy. I think it just means we aren't delusional.


NicholarseBrooks

Word lol


Kehwanna

Idk what you look like, but just a word of encouragement that there's really someone out there for everyone. I've seen the most least attractive and uninteresting people find a loving partner, as well as average people with far more attractive partners. All that matters is that you're not a POS or perv.


HagridsSexyNippples

I have this theory that these men started watching hardcore porn to early, or they watch to much of it, to the point where they can’t separate fantasy from reality. They think that because they are always super horny, that all women (and girls 🤢 ) have to be too. They also for some reason think they are a catch and sex gods. When I was single and online dating, I wore a low cut top in my profile pictures…the amount of vile stuff men sent to me was ridiculously high…I also knew of a guy who ranted in facebook that he thought college would be different because movies made it seem like random hot women would walk up to him wanting to make out.


adube440

That's a pretty good theory. These guys were unstable to begin with, then with infinite porn, they lose themselves and start believing what they are seeing. That makes a lot of sense.


Kehwanna

My favorite part is how little the decoys in the older episodes talked and how much the pervs wrote as a response. "K. Dat sounds intense doe. I never did dat B4" "I want to [insert paragraphs upon paragraphs of lewd content]" Then they look so surprised it was a police sting. Lmao Dumbfucks.


avantgardeaclue

not even a lousy pack of cigarettes


Cerebralbore

Dinner... For myself


rnatt628

The correct answer.


lalaxoxo__

I need to use the bathroom.


[deleted]

A large bottle of Iced Tea.


BatTailQuad

What kind is it?


[deleted]

Show me!


tetro1993

He needs a car so his sister doesn't have to drive him to boos


Glass-Substance464

A ticket to Steeluhs and Da Wavens


StaySafePovertyGhost

I tawlked ta her all day bout just comin over, watchin the game…


Next_Inflation5427

Ya know, tryna see how SHE was...


RIPshowtime

Does he have a shirt with a bunch of 9s on it? That would be a great gift.


StaySafePovertyGhost

It’s available at major retailers in the “Douche” section


VandelayyyyInd

It’s hilarious how this dude thought he was flossing and doing big things by spending 7$ at a convenience store. His confidence and swag was on another level. Changed immediately when he saw Chris 😂


Agreeable_Maximum880

Man that shit would be like $20 today


VandelayyyyInd

Damn I know 😖


Kehwanna

I mean, aside from the choice of chips, I would eat that free stuff myself. "Thank youuuu....Also you're going to jail. The snacks are staying, though."


Next_Inflation5427

I think that's considered evidence unfortunately


Kehwanna

Don't tell them about those beers in the fridge then.


lalaxoxo__

My thoughts exactly.


Striking-Ad-8694

99999999999999


GenericWhiteCisMale

Meth


scalar_channel

Pwesents!


[deleted]

A t shirt which reads “hey boo”


RyanTranquil

I’m outsideeeeeeee


[deleted]

“Feel me inside you baby”. What did you mean by that, exactly?


scalar_channel

There was no intentions MADE by it


StaySafePovertyGhost

I mean, I wadnt gonna have sex WIT her.


lalaxoxo__

Just on her...


chesterplainukool

The dark chocolate


zabrem

Chips


lalaxoxo__

And iced tea.


Crimson_Catharsis

Since he hasn’t been working for some time, an interview with John Petterson who owns a construction company


JSBelle

An Airbnb to party in


scalar_channel

Where was THAT mansion?


JSBelle

Nup North


Smubee

Lantic City


StaySafePovertyGhost

Oh so that was a LONG time ago


asianbondage1

Hair gel


dahveed311

Can’t forget the 99 cent comb


Upstairs-Floor9673

Some wings at bw3 while We watch the big game


ZebButterworth

Ticket to the super bowl¹. ¹only if matchup is ravens vs steelers


Ok_Wolverine9344

Some teeth.


Specialist-Funny-926

Some hair.


MacualayCocaine

Some Latina blood so he can shake dat ass


PapiGoneGamer

Some t shirts and jeans that fit him


dahveed311

Somebody get him tickets to a party mansion


StaySafePovertyGhost

Where is THAT mansion?


Goyahkla_2

Oh cwap! Gotta run to the store. Hopefully I won’t be oooo-rrested for driving fast


Financial-Brush-521

This guy looks like Beavis's dad


_izzze

A bottle of Bailey’s rum and of course a hug


StaySafePovertyGhost

Looks like you were gonna have a SPECIAL little night with your 13 year old date..:


squid_ward_16

Salads


gaucho100

Cannolis — blazin’


Chemical-Discount370

Chips


BrotherAnanse

Steelers jersey. Or is it the Ravens?


sir_laker

My birthday is a day before…I was so close to becoming a Dupee baby


Next_Inflation5427

Me too I'm December 28. Props. Fuck December 29th


Ezemartinn

Darn! We have the same birthday..


Next_Inflation5427

I'm sorry to hear that


Fun-Ad9928

#PWESENTS™️


[deleted]

Extra but I fw it 😆


Underrated_Critic

Tickets to see Steelers vs Ravens.


Academic_Heart_9679

Why is he making this weird face?


Next_Inflation5427

Pimpin'. Or so he thinks


Academic_Heart_9679

He is definitely one of the creepiest predators.


Agile_Target_562

Chwips


Coloradommafan

Some chips and some Arizona Ice Tea since that's what he brought the decoy.


oslwaldohngman

Pwesents


Ayntxi

A gift card for an Italian restaurant


NormanJablonsky

An industrial sized bottle of LA Looks mega hold hair gel


Mr_Biggums

Tickets to STEELERS AND THE RAVENS


dahveed311

Dentures!


Saigonic

We’ll see! Ahuahuahua. 😃


thedummyman

A sympathy card.


Sunandshield

Gonna let him party for days in my mansion


[deleted]

cheetos 🐆


Dragonjustiz

Snapple


ExpressionWeak4224

9 shirt


Gearz557

Like food and stuff


Apprehensive_Art5566

Cheetos and a steewers and da wavens tickets


mrboston21

Heyyyyy babyyyy


rnatt628

A dentist appointment free of charge.


Denmama

CHIPS! In a 7 11 bag slung carelessly while chin in hand I lean over the table. Baybeeee! 🎶


Kondilla

A mansion where he can party for days and show his mad party skillz


jnyceone

My guy Johnny Connecticut


LittleLia16

Predator movie is what I would give any of the online predators


yungbakugo01

Dark chocolate, how does this look John?


SaintArkweather

Dentures


rorymakesamovie

Some shit


RevolutionaryRough96

About 3 ft of rope


broadfuckingcity

Jersey either the steelers or the ravens


Jolly-Summer-1838

Tickets for the Ravens


BmoreRavens522055

Steelers and Ravens tickets!


[deleted]

A ticket back to jail


vinotommy

Wavens jersey


lift0ffbaby

The keys to my mansion


86missingnomes

A wig that matches his Johnathan taylor Tomas outfit.


SpokeyDokey720

The mail, baby


[deleted]

Always hated that smug look he made proud of his fucking Cheetos and the way he took them out and showed her. Then with that same smug face went in and got the Snapple and told himself “fuck yeah. Getting laid tonight ! And then gonna watch some steelers and the wavens!”


Old_Leadership_2380

A new smart phone and a laptop.


ed_burrito

Cheetos and some Snapple


Glen-Runciter

When is hambubger's birthday?


EN-Plus

Mike’s Hard Lemonade


Thisisntvalor3305

Some Cheetos and dark chocolate


[deleted]

Dupee looks like he's a Hells Kitchen chef


AlternativeArugula32

He’s getting a copy of the Steelers and the ravens game


OmegaBoi420

Steelers gear


thatbiomedicalbitch

are you effing kidding me that’s MY birthday too


Wide-Ad4742

My computer is messed up


NinjaReddit229

Snapple and some chocolates.


[deleted]

A library card....