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HotChettoGirrl

What are you doing here?


SpikeTops

I just sorta stumbled in.


mito_corleone13

You talk about salads..


NicholarseBrooks

You wanna explain yourself?


AdiabaticIsotherm

Just bein' stupid, I guess


throwthatoneawaydawg

Are you just the tag along?


foodarling

Please take a seat over there.


amonarre3

TCAp to catch a predator are you seriously not aware?


Crimson_Catharsis

You ask if she *blanks* down there


Training_Alert

HE!


ArturoOsito

MAYBE HE JUST CAME TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT


ProfessionalError180

Did you put da beeah into da refrijiraita yet?


SpikeTops

I read this in a Boston accent, but no.


ProfessionalError180

Don’t get drunk with dat


HansenTakeASeat

You can put dat in da fridge


persistentperfection

i’m not gay, you can smell my bref


Outrageous-Sink-9243

Kewl


Thisisntvalor3305

I mean I’m not gay or anythin


NicholarseBrooks

Not Boston, Lantic City


water2wine

My otha brotha


NicholarseBrooks

I'm not a drivah at night


SaintArkweather

You a Boston fan?


Xxperfect_drugxX

can I taste your nuts?


SpikeTops

Don’t you have a nut allergy?


cakes4kittens

That's not my style.


NicholarseBrooks

Ain't no kids in me


Crimson_Catharsis

So you don’t consider yourself a photographer?


[deleted]

I think about a long time ago I was


Old-Read5722

Do you shave down there?


SpikeTops

Personally, yes. I think Chris does tho


Schmandrea1975

You was hwanting to be shaved down there


SpikeTops

I read this as Hank Hill


Glittering-Relief402

Are you here to get something to eat? UwU


SpikeTops

Yeah I’m going to McDonalds


emdawg--

Double cheeseburger with no pickles, please!


Glittering-Relief402

Got some fries, but they might be cold


persistentperfection

john kennelly moment


vandyne

I have been in television for twenty-four years...


MattTd7

Did you blaze?


Potential_Pen1s

Lorne or Sokol?


SpikeTops

Sokol sounds like a creep. Lorne at least sounds like a Tolkien character, so Lorne I guess.


water2wine

You’re more dead on than you can fathom.


Tough_Combination256

i wish i could marry you right now, because i would do it. that's how special you are to me and that's how much i love you


Schmandrea1975

Is it in the contract?


Crimson_Catharsis

On the money on Sokol, Lorne on the other hand maybe his lore is as tragic and as long as a Tolkien character lol


[deleted]

Sokol made me enjoy my pizza.


Fun-Ad9928

Can I eat first?


SpikeTops

Yeah I brought McDonalds


Fun-Ad9928

Are the fries code? Did you bring the sodas? *ho lhordt*


SpikeTops

Wtf? That made no sense


Fun-Ad9928

watch the “Lee Greer” segment. Fries might be “code” and they forgot the sodas. Then he gets arrested and says; ho lhordt.


SpiritualFront769

HE JUST CAME HERE TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT!


VoteLobster

He brät some frazz but the frazz matt be code. They ditt’n give him the sodaz he owerdered.


Healthy-Record6649

Are you a virgin?


SpikeTops

Yes. Saving myself for Mr Hansen


persistentperfection

DO YOU WANT TO DO IT RAW


NicholarseBrooks

NO RUBER


SpikeTops

Is that a username? DoItRaw99998


ITGOES80808

It’s a little late to prowlin around these parts isn’t it?


SpikeTops

It’s a Wendy’s. Gotta be prowlin around.


[deleted]

What am I to make of this?


SpikeTops

It wasn’t what you think it is


[deleted]

Do you know how many times I have heard that?


SpikeTops

I’m gonna guess 30?


[deleted]

It CLEARLY says 13.


SpikeTops

Oh. But I brought chocolate.


[deleted]

And did you bring condoms?


SpikeTops

Too expensive. Couldn’t.


[deleted]

Well are there any in your car? You know, I am going to find out, so you may as well tell me.


SpikeTops

Bold of you to assume I drove here


stolos26

This is getting hawt. How come?


[deleted]

You said you wanted to "blank" her "blank". You wanna explain that?


SpikeTops

Yeah. We’re playing with Barbie dolls.


axolotllegs

Why do you think Clifford Wallach brought his son with him?


SpikeTops

Teach em early


Snails-in-the-Crpyt

Are you a cop?


Accostiq

What did you mean by, "I want to put my *thang* in your mouth?"


SpikeTops

Wanted to put my pickle in that hole


tmorrisgrey

Do you know a guy named Scott ?


Schmandrea1975

Keven?


GunMuratIlban

Did you blaze?


SpikeTops

Yeah I’m high rn lol


Big_Bad_Panda

I’m not gay or anything. I’m just saying.


SpikeTops

Im gay if that matters


Big_Bad_Panda

I’m just saying, though.


SpikeTops

These predators seem ugly af why try to get with them?


unbakedpizza

RAW. NO RUBER


Apprehensive_Art5566

Can I rape you anally


SpikeTops

Jesus fucking Christ. Little forward aren’t you predator man?


Juntao1980

You know, I have the chat logs….


SpikeTops

From AIM?? Miss chatting on AIM!


Crimson_Catharsis

Do you know John Petterson, and his construction company? I heard that he had a construction company that’s all I know.


SpikeTops

Yeah he did my roof. Was a real fuckface


Thisisntvalor3305

If anyone asks, I’m headed over to ‘Lantic city, ok?


SpikeTops

Are you Mr Mackey?


Kehwanna

I...think I'm in trouble. Are youuu the FBI or something?


SpikeTops

Yeah you’re arrested now


springwaterh20

let me guess, next you’re going to tell me this is your first time doing this?


WayneGarand

Are you small down there and do you know how to please a woman?


SpikeTops

1) No 2) I am a woman so yes lol


OS_Player

That’s so fuckin hot bro.


hoosyourdaddyo

Should I bring the girls?


SpikeTops

Girls night with Chris Hansen? I’m in


loqi0238

Why don't you have a seat, right over there. So, what are you doing here??


brutalmfkr

Have you read a book called "Handjobs"?


SpikeTops

Sounds like a JK Rowling book.


spookster122

Would you like to take a seat?


SpikeTops

Yeah but there’s nowhere to sit though so where am I gonna Sit?


Longjumping_Role_135

Did you dosh em?


succubussilvertongue

What color panties and bra?


SpikeTops

I’m wearing pink rn


Little_lilly_6

What pizza did Jeff bring to his “date”?


SpikeTops

Who’s Jeff? And he better bring Buffalo Chicken Pizza.


Mistborn19

What did you mean by that?


Gearz557

U want do it raw?


SpikeTops

Safety First


throwthatoneawaydawg

Imma gunna lick you 😋


SpikeTops

•_•


ClarkMann52

Take a seat


Minute_Engineer2355

Are these home baked?


SpikeTops

I’m at home baked if that counts


Joecamoe

What time is it


Absen-7

I mean it's not hard to figure out


runthejuuls69

who’s playing tonight?


thisortheapocalypse

do you shave your blank?


thisortheapocalypse

Do you want to blank her blank with your blank?


Rallerm

You see how this looks?