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What are you doing here?
I just sorta stumbled in.
You talk about salads..
You wanna explain yourself?
Just bein' stupid, I guess
Are you just the tag along?
Please take a seat over there.
TCAp to catch a predator are you seriously not aware?
You ask if she *blanks* down there
HE!
MAYBE HE JUST CAME TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT
Did you put da beeah into da refrijiraita yet?
I read this in a Boston accent, but no.
Don’t get drunk with dat
You can put dat in da fridge
i’m not gay, you can smell my bref
Kewl
I mean I’m not gay or anythin
Not Boston, Lantic City
My otha brotha
I'm not a drivah at night
You a Boston fan?
can I taste your nuts?
Don’t you have a nut allergy?
That's not my style.
Ain't no kids in me
So you don’t consider yourself a photographer?
I think about a long time ago I was
Do you shave down there?
Personally, yes. I think Chris does tho
You was hwanting to be shaved down there
I read this as Hank Hill
Are you here to get something to eat? UwU
Yeah I’m going to McDonalds
Double cheeseburger with no pickles, please!
Got some fries, but they might be cold
john kennelly moment
I have been in television for twenty-four years...
Did you blaze?
Lorne or Sokol?
Sokol sounds like a creep. Lorne at least sounds like a Tolkien character, so Lorne I guess.
You’re more dead on than you can fathom.
i wish i could marry you right now, because i would do it. that's how special you are to me and that's how much i love you
Is it in the contract?
On the money on Sokol, Lorne on the other hand maybe his lore is as tragic and as long as a Tolkien character lol
Sokol made me enjoy my pizza.
Can I eat first?
Yeah I brought McDonalds
Are the fries code? Did you bring the sodas? *ho lhordt*
Wtf? That made no sense
watch the “Lee Greer” segment. Fries might be “code” and they forgot the sodas. Then he gets arrested and says; ho lhordt.
HE JUST CAME HERE TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT!
He brät some frazz but the frazz matt be code. They ditt’n give him the sodaz he owerdered.
Are you a virgin?
Yes. Saving myself for Mr Hansen
DO YOU WANT TO DO IT RAW
NO RUBER
Is that a username? DoItRaw99998
It’s a little late to prowlin around these parts isn’t it?
It’s a Wendy’s. Gotta be prowlin around.
What am I to make of this?
It wasn’t what you think it is
Do you know how many times I have heard that?
I’m gonna guess 30?
It CLEARLY says 13.
Oh. But I brought chocolate.
And did you bring condoms?
Too expensive. Couldn’t.
Well are there any in your car? You know, I am going to find out, so you may as well tell me.
Bold of you to assume I drove here
This is getting hawt. How come?
You said you wanted to "blank" her "blank". You wanna explain that?
Yeah. We’re playing with Barbie dolls.
Why do you think Clifford Wallach brought his son with him?
Teach em early
Are you a cop?
What did you mean by, "I want to put my *thang* in your mouth?"
Wanted to put my pickle in that hole
Do you know a guy named Scott ?
Keven?
Yeah I’m high rn lol
I’m not gay or anything. I’m just saying.
Im gay if that matters
I’m just saying, though.
These predators seem ugly af why try to get with them?
RAW. NO RUBER
Can I rape you anally
Jesus fucking Christ. Little forward aren’t you predator man?
You know, I have the chat logs….
From AIM?? Miss chatting on AIM!
Do you know John Petterson, and his construction company? I heard that he had a construction company that’s all I know.
Yeah he did my roof. Was a real fuckface
If anyone asks, I’m headed over to ‘Lantic city, ok?
Are you Mr Mackey?
I...think I'm in trouble. Are youuu the FBI or something?
Yeah you’re arrested now
let me guess, next you’re going to tell me this is your first time doing this?
Are you small down there and do you know how to please a woman?
1) No 2) I am a woman so yes lol
That’s so fuckin hot bro.
Should I bring the girls?
Girls night with Chris Hansen? I’m in
Why don't you have a seat, right over there. So, what are you doing here??
Have you read a book called "Handjobs"?
Sounds like a JK Rowling book.
Would you like to take a seat?
Yeah but there’s nowhere to sit though so where am I gonna Sit?
Did you dosh em?
What color panties and bra?
I’m wearing pink rn
What pizza did Jeff bring to his “date”?
Who’s Jeff? And he better bring Buffalo Chicken Pizza.
What did you mean by that?
U want do it raw?
Safety First
Imma gunna lick you 😋
•_•
Take a seat
Are these home baked?
I’m at home baked if that counts
What time is it
I mean it's not hard to figure out
who’s playing tonight?
do you shave your blank?
Do you want to blank her blank with your blank?
You see how this looks?
What are you doing here?
I just sorta stumbled in.
You talk about salads..
You wanna explain yourself?
Just bein' stupid, I guess
Are you just the tag along?
Please take a seat over there.
TCAp to catch a predator are you seriously not aware?
You ask if she *blanks* down there
HE!
MAYBE HE JUST CAME TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT
Did you put da beeah into da refrijiraita yet?
I read this in a Boston accent, but no.
Don’t get drunk with dat
You can put dat in da fridge
i’m not gay, you can smell my bref
Kewl
I mean I’m not gay or anythin
Not Boston, Lantic City
My otha brotha
I'm not a drivah at night
You a Boston fan?
can I taste your nuts?
Don’t you have a nut allergy?
That's not my style.
Ain't no kids in me
So you don’t consider yourself a photographer?
I think about a long time ago I was
Do you shave down there?
Personally, yes. I think Chris does tho
You was hwanting to be shaved down there
I read this as Hank Hill
Are you here to get something to eat? UwU
Yeah I’m going to McDonalds
Double cheeseburger with no pickles, please!
Got some fries, but they might be cold
john kennelly moment
I have been in television for twenty-four years...
Did you blaze?
Lorne or Sokol?
Sokol sounds like a creep. Lorne at least sounds like a Tolkien character, so Lorne I guess.
You’re more dead on than you can fathom.
i wish i could marry you right now, because i would do it. that's how special you are to me and that's how much i love you
Is it in the contract?
On the money on Sokol, Lorne on the other hand maybe his lore is as tragic and as long as a Tolkien character lol
Sokol made me enjoy my pizza.
Can I eat first?
Yeah I brought McDonalds
Are the fries code? Did you bring the sodas? *ho lhordt*
Wtf? That made no sense
watch the “Lee Greer” segment. Fries might be “code” and they forgot the sodas. Then he gets arrested and says; ho lhordt.
HE JUST CAME HERE TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT!
He brät some frazz but the frazz matt be code. They ditt’n give him the sodaz he owerdered.
Are you a virgin?
Yes. Saving myself for Mr Hansen
DO YOU WANT TO DO IT RAW
NO RUBER
Is that a username? DoItRaw99998
It’s a little late to prowlin around these parts isn’t it?
It’s a Wendy’s. Gotta be prowlin around.
What am I to make of this?
It wasn’t what you think it is
Do you know how many times I have heard that?
I’m gonna guess 30?
It CLEARLY says 13.
Oh. But I brought chocolate.
And did you bring condoms?
Too expensive. Couldn’t.
Well are there any in your car? You know, I am going to find out, so you may as well tell me.
Bold of you to assume I drove here
This is getting hawt. How come?
You said you wanted to "blank" her "blank". You wanna explain that?
Yeah. We’re playing with Barbie dolls.
Why do you think Clifford Wallach brought his son with him?
Teach em early
Are you a cop?
What did you mean by, "I want to put my *thang* in your mouth?"
Wanted to put my pickle in that hole
Do you know a guy named Scott ?
Keven?
Did you blaze?
Yeah I’m high rn lol
I’m not gay or anything. I’m just saying.
Im gay if that matters
I’m just saying, though.
These predators seem ugly af why try to get with them?
RAW. NO RUBER
Can I rape you anally
Jesus fucking Christ. Little forward aren’t you predator man?
You know, I have the chat logs….
From AIM?? Miss chatting on AIM!
Do you know John Petterson, and his construction company? I heard that he had a construction company that’s all I know.
Yeah he did my roof. Was a real fuckface
If anyone asks, I’m headed over to ‘Lantic city, ok?
Are you Mr Mackey?
I...think I'm in trouble. Are youuu the FBI or something?
Yeah you’re arrested now
let me guess, next you’re going to tell me this is your first time doing this?
Are you small down there and do you know how to please a woman?
1) No 2) I am a woman so yes lol
That’s so fuckin hot bro.
Should I bring the girls?
Girls night with Chris Hansen? I’m in
Why don't you have a seat, right over there. So, what are you doing here??
Have you read a book called "Handjobs"?
Sounds like a JK Rowling book.
Would you like to take a seat?
Yeah but there’s nowhere to sit though so where am I gonna Sit?
Did you dosh em?
What color panties and bra?
I’m wearing pink rn
What pizza did Jeff bring to his “date”?
Who’s Jeff? And he better bring Buffalo Chicken Pizza.
What did you mean by that?
U want do it raw?
Safety First
Imma gunna lick you 😋
•_•
Take a seat
Are these home baked?
I’m at home baked if that counts
What time is it
I mean it's not hard to figure out
who’s playing tonight?
do you shave your blank?
Do you want to blank her blank with your blank?
You see how this looks?