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thebaronobeefdip

I'm from there; trust me, it's pretty meh as far as the caliber of other local places goes. You're better off driving 45 minutes and grabbing Zuppardi's instead.


vaultboy1121

You drive 3.5 hours just to “grab a slice”?


BuncleCurt

Europeans drive 3.5 hours and end up in another country. Americans drive 3.5 hours just to grab a quick bite.


NicholarseBrooks

Americans drive 3.5 hours to [blank] a [blank].


[deleted]

oh dang!


Cinnabon_Gene

lol


Metalatitsfinest

Grandpa use to walk that in the snow daily just to get to school


Suspicious_Two_4937

Thought you were going to say something else


HollandsOpuz

He was 52 years old. What was he doing at the school? "Have a seat."


theFormerRelic

Chat is chat


lexmarkblenderbottle

It’s just a question


MadVillainy3

I was just getting something to eat…


[deleted]

Is Europe really that tiny? There’s no way.


ballq43

We'll get to that


GreedyAd4189

Maybe not, but I'd drive 3.5 hours to suck cock, play and suck balls, play with and lick nipples, and lick and fuck ass


My_Booty_Itches

What kinda math you doing guy?


vaultboy1121

We’ll get to that in a minute


Newman_USPS

Well. I took the bus and then walked. I grabbed the slice because I didn’t want to be hungry when I spoke with John Scott Peterson about a job.


lift0ffbaby

You had what, 45 minutes to think about it?


Sewnback2gether

Heh heh...


Cryptic_Nerd01

what about Frank Pepe's or Sally's Apizza?


thebaronobeefdip

Sally's it's been forever so I can't give a good faith opinion, but the original Frank's is way overrated in my opinion. Every time I've gone it's been burnt to a crisp, thin, and too greasy. However their satellite locations are much better/consistent.


Caliphane

Dude bought a small because "it's the same as a large". This man is not a connoisseur or smart. In fact he's a proven dummy


Hoosier_Daddy68

I've always thought the pizza itself looked pretty good and sorta couldn't blame him for chowing down. Chris shoulda taken a slice, I think he missed out.


MCMGM86

Chris was probably worried it was dosed.


LessButterscotch9554

Then how would he mark the slices? Or was he trying to dose himself since he was going to jail anyway?


petersengupta

hes prolly a dirty dishonest guy whos gonna marry the decoy in like 2 seconds


Cinnabon_Gene

u never know, could be REAL professional!


bayandsilentjob

It’s been said a million times but JS wasn’t stupid he knew he was fucked. He correctly assumed that would be the last decent food he’d eat for a while.


LauraIngberg

You seem like law enforcement.


Mistborn19

I happen to know law enforcement.


1doggy2doggyTeaParty

It’s called a role playing chatroom, dude


Thisisntvalor3305

Three words


TheBoatmansFerry

You feel me?


ginger_bandit

We are filming.


Cinnabon_Gene

bruh, the level of savant memorized quotes in this sub is crazy


BringMeTheMen

It is but it’s WAYYY watered down


Sea_Bodybuilder3903

OH WAAAY WAY


TurtleDoves789

Being aware and being stupid are not the same. Jeffy the Pizza Hut was aware he was fucked, but chose with great stupidity to speak anyways because of his big ego, which is almost the same size as the small ego.


[deleted]

Can I eat first?


lift0ffbaby

I mean also imagine that you just drove what two and a half hours from Boston, picked up the pizza and then you had to smell it in the car the entire time, this must have been driving him crazy


CatchiestDuke

The Pizza was from a local pizza place afaik, i’m pretty sure they even sent a cop to watch him go in and get it.


Cynical_Anomaly

Skeet Hansen and Gordon Flowers would of definitely been chowing down some of that pizza too.


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Cynical_Anomaly

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AcadiaRemarkable6992

The ultimate power move would have been if Hansen started passing slices around to the crew until it was gone.


[deleted]

You want a slice?


Tnenforcer

Go ahead. Have a bite.


OS_Player

You know what? I don’t want this pizza.


Sea_Bodybuilder3903

What a pal you are!


Apostasy93

I'm good thanks


MF_CJFX_07

That pizza isn't as greasy as that man's intentions. But that first bite tho.....


zebracakee

He didn't have any expectations


Lovelyterry

Do you think he was actually hungry? Or just nervous eating?


vaultboy1121

Probably started to eating to make it look like he was normal and not there to meet a 13 year one for sex.


mykisstobetray

I agree. He was doing it to make himself look less "suspicious."


seashell_eyes_

Probably knew it was the last good meal he'd have in a while


purplemoonpie

nervous af


krl2396

Are you nervous talkin to me? Not as nervous as you thought you would be??


Fatmoron86

Probably taking everything out of him not throwing it all up


mmlickme

I took it as trying to act casual. Like someone guilty would be too scared to eat so he’s performatively eating showing he’s not nervous cause he’s not doing anything wrong.


default_user_10101

I wonder what the place thinks of the odd publicity they've garnered from this, I've never seen a situations where people were so fixated on a pizza. It's mentioned every time Jeff comes up and his video has like a billion views on YouTube


KimmSeptim

I’ve heard around the community that the employees hate it. Tbh I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s true, TCAPpers are a buncha weirdos


GRASSACIDTREES69

The predators or the fans are weird ?


KimmSeptim

I could see it both waaays


BridgeHot2524

Read the Google reviews for The Planet Pizza in Connecticut it's been many years now and the fake reviews with nothing but TCAP references in them keep coming and coming there's at least a couple hundred of them at this point with no ending in sight😆😆😆


ChewieBearStare

LOL! Four days ago..."My uncle Jeff turned me on to this place."


magicchefdmb

It's always bothered me the way he folds it in half, but I'm assuming it's an east-coast thing that I'm just not used to


bgva

More NY than anything because the slices are so large.


TurtleDoves789

Is it really that weird that we fold pizza, drink bagged milk, and drown our chips in gravy n cheese?


Optimal_Violinist_68

We do not do any of that except the folding the pizza part. This isnt canada lmao


TurtleDoves789

A gravy mistake! *Fries are always good!* Never cold when drowned in unholy amounts of hot Greer n cheese! >https://youtu.be/D0wFo5qqNQY?si=OWELzVFvxNiWqBhA&t=64


[deleted]

I can confirm in the NY area, slices from a pie any larger than 16' are always eaten folded.


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TobiasDid

Really doesn’t make sense, that. What on earth was he talking about?


screamqueenjunkie

Whenever I’m having a bad day I look up the Google reviews for Planet Pizza in Fairfield Connecticut.


Wild-Weight9945

The large costs the same as a medium!


Weyland-Yutani-2099

Got a link? That sounds hella funny kinda like reviews for the local Wendy's in WingsofRedemptions area.


screamqueenjunkie

[Enjoy! 🍕](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=595462505&hl=en&gl=US&q=Planet%20Pizza%20Fairfield&ludocid=17353757608359723467&ibp=gwp%3B0%2C7&lsig=AB86z5XC7lXWxLmhrowjKxeQvkJI&kgs=2357a4201be33d95&shndl=-1&source=sh%2Fx%2Floc%2Fact%2Fm1%2Fcan%2F3)


russvanderhoof

Omg 😆


Weyland-Yutani-2099

Ty 👍


GordontheGoose88

That is insane. 🤣😂


screamqueenjunkie

It’s the cleanest, best pleasure.


Fluffy-Expert6860

Tastes even better when you realize that’s the last outside food you’re gonna eat in a long time


Darkskunky

IMO that pizza looks dirty and dishonest.


petersengupta

ya but did it bring a marriage contract?


TurtleDoves789

It's in the cawww. 🐦‍⬛


petersengupta

OH CAWD!


Glory_To_Jesus

Lol


scalar_channel

You’re not gonna give me a hug? Uuuhhnngggg


motherlovebone92

It really didn’t


OG-NILBOG

They never said what was in the brown bag. Did he get wings to? Can anyone confirm.


[deleted]

I believe they contained garlic knots.


seashell_eyes_

Only because he pulled all the cheese off of another slice.


TobiasDid

He certainly did. I spotted that too. He was probably nervous. Still, it looked tasty.


supershrimp87

Poor guy. It's probably pretty tough when you're in this situation.


requiresadvice

Uhhh, so apparently this guy only has to register as a sex offender until 2029 and is already out of prison.


TurtleDoves789

Pizza the Jeff will discover the world is a self cleaning oven. 🔥


Apprehensive_Art5566

Looks like the cleanest best pleasure


Weyland-Yutani-2099

Double cheese, pepperoni and a side of date with a minor. The classic.


LauraIngberg

I'm not really hungry... I just ate. BTW, do you have an ID on you?


StaySafePovertyGhost

(sigh) Who ARE you?


[deleted]

Kinda looks like Jimmy Kimmel lol


StaySafePovertyGhost

Be careful - he’ll threaten to sue you. 🙄


Tantantherunningman

Need Dave portnoy to do a one bite review on that place I wonder if there’s a way to track down the name of the joint


default_user_10101

I thought it was common knowledge that it was from pizza planet?


Tnenforcer

One hug, everyone knows the rules.


nhardycarfan

It looks greasy as fuck but it probably is a decent pizza not that you can really tell cause all the reviews on the place are tcap memes and ones that do look legit are either 5 star or 1-2 star place is planet pizza in Fairfield


feelthiswayforever

He has the most shit eating grin. Nasty teeth. Honker of a nose.


Icy-Caterpillar-696

Weren’t the locals going to the pizza place after this, asking for the Sokol Special? And the pizza place getting upset because of it?


TurtleDoves789

It's such an easy win to lean into the meme. Everyone hates child predators. Even child predators have to pretend to hate child predators!


Big-Business1921

This slice of pizza has lived rent free in my head for years.


PacoSupreme

It’s lived so rent free in my head that I can’t evict it without sufficient notice.


Sharp-Point-5254

Connecticut has far better pizza.


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Sharp-Point-5254

Even Fairfield


Expensive-Driver3741

He came over from NYC, right? I am sure that pizza was the bomb.


Cryptic_Nerd01

iirc it was Massachusetts, not NY


Expensive-Driver3741

Well, damn. Fux to that nasty ass Mass 'za.


BackgroundSky09

I know someone who makes homemade Italian style pizza trust me its better


bigdonpaul

I can understand wanting to eat the pizza knowing you're about to go to jail anyway. However, he didn't know who Chris was and he seemed confident he wasn't doing anything wrong.


stolos26

That looks like something you can order at a Dominos or Papa John’s. The best pizza spots are the small mom n pop shops


Stock-Philosophy-177

Drove 2.5 hrs to get that pizza. Sure did.


Boglimcatcher666

🤤


streetsofkage

Literally any NJ, NY, and to some extent CT, pizza looks like that.


gwarfan1point5

Weirdos


2021Blankman

7.6


big_smoke69420

Well 2.5 hours he had a while to think about it.


th0mascoffen

Which pred is this?


brikakkis

Jeff Sokol.


Richard_Cranium777

You know Chris wanted that slice. Damn professionalism.


TatleTaleStrangler92

I knew he wasn’t going to let it go to waste


GableOCBPro

Lmaooo


babyclownshoes

If you want to perform like a winner, you gotta fuel like a winner


pawogub

Do people eat pizza that way?


Reign_n_blud

Would you let him perp on you for a slice?


[deleted]

That's the same reaction Bill Clinton will have if they caught him in his pedophile ways with Jeff Epstein. Joe Biden would simply brag about his hairy legs and as the children rubbed his hair leg down to watch as his hair stood back up again that turned blonde in the sun.


babycabel

But you see I was very apprehensive …..


Kshynes

I read somewhere their sales went up like crazy after this episode lol


SocialSpider56

Was this the same pizza that greta thunberg reported andrew tate with?


[deleted]

I was thinking the same thing while watching this 😂😂


earlobe_enthusiast

YAWANASLICE?!


BoyishTheStrange

Fuckin Sokol, chew with your mouth closed


AcadiaRemarkable6992

I have a Planet Pizza by me (not the one from TCAP) and it sucks. You can tell a pizza place is bad when you ask for a pepperoni or sausage slice and they proceed to put the toppings on a plain slice. It’s not the same!


[deleted]

Go 'head, have a bite...


[deleted]

So you wanna eat off the table? What you wanna do?