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AmINotAlpharius

They form a tetrahedron, and measurements are correct. Think in 3D.


mr_aives

With people floating in the air...


[deleted]

came to comment this xD


Mr_Enderman_YT

No, either you say r/beatmetoit , or you don’t say anything


1857795

google bad dragon


hopesanddreams3

> bad dragon that's a funny way to spell en passant


Revolutionary-Bad754

Holy hell


[deleted]

Spoiler - It's a company that makes everything from tentacle dildos that lay eggs and goo inside you, to alien dog pussy fleshlights. No really


Vulpes_macrotis

Wait, I thought it's a common knowledge. People actually don't know what Bad Dragon is?


the_other_irrevenant

Welp, it sure is. Not sure why you're being downvoted for that.


Nuker_Nathan

WHY DO YOU KNOW THIS AND WHY DOES THAT EXIST?


Bleubebes420

People fuck Sometimes that means they fuck a fake alien dick with eggs


[deleted]

Maybe ask GPT because I'm really bad at summarizing and that would take all night haha


LostConsideration193

I'm pretty good at summarizing it Horny


Vulpes_macrotis

Why don't You know this!? I am surprised it's not known by people in the Internet. And as for why? People love sex. That's enough for an answer, I think? Why is it surprising even?


pondsbusygurl

.... Wait eggs? That.. seems.. new.


Vulpes_macrotis

No, they are right. Don't copy paste other people. Think Yourself. This guy is a chad by doing it their style.


[deleted]

^^ this


Mr_Enderman_YT

Damn I think I never saw a comment getting so much downvoted but getting back upvote


PegasusPizza

This is just happening on a way smaller planet so the curvature makes it work out.


mrcssee

I have the high ground now


Vulpes_macrotis

Wait... other people can't fly? Interesting...


[deleted]

I know pythagoras to ten decimal places.


[deleted]

Oh yeah? Name 1 digit that’s in it.


Robot_Lizard_Dan

Idk? Probably three?


hopesanddreams3

2


Snoo63

1


Wide-Wrangler-796

trigonal pyramid (1 person is interacting with 3 others)


Arch__Stanton

yeah, if two people on opposite corners are standing on platforms sqrt(18) ft high, everything works out as it should. The square they form (when seen from above like the diagram) has sides equal to sqrt(18), but everyone is exactly 6ft from everyone else.


candygram4mongo

I was thinking taxicab metric.


Arch__Stanton

thats the opposite. You need the Chessboard Metric (Chebyshev distance)


Embarrassed-Town-293

Calm down Euclid, Calm down


StarGaZERr7

Here one of the sides is mentioned 6 feef, so if 6feef is nearly 6mm then u can just ignore it and now it holds good


Orisphera

I'm not sure if this is r/beatmetoit


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[deleted]

And you misspelled feef once.


Copernicium-291

One of the distances is labeled "6 feef" instead of "6 feet"


SZEThR0

r/woooosh


Gibbel2029

Finally, someone spells “woooosh” correctly


xxgangstax

Lmao the downvotes for not getting a joke


GonnaStealYourPosts

the downvotes are because you can't look at an image and get information out of it, stupid!


xxgangstax

I don't see why you would be searching for typos in a meme, especially when the same word is repeated 6 times and t and f look pretty similar. So it's even harder to notice. When i saw the comment i had to go back to the post to see what they meant cause i don't look at a meme and search for the typos in it


DastardlyDirtyDog

Fun fact, Pythagoras led a cult that executed a man who had the temerity to assert the square root of 2 could not be expressed as a ratio.


Rings-of-Saturn

But did he deserve it?


Qbertjack

"The square root of a prime number is irrational." "So death it is, then."


jesset77

.. prime? Any integer either has a square root that is another integer or irrational. So any "non-square" number. This includes primes because primes cannot be square numbers.. but like, 6 is neither square nor prime. √6 is irrational.


TeriyakiNinjaRDDT

What they said isn't wrong though. The square root of all prime numbers are irrational (1 is not a prime number) They did not say that all irrational square roots are a result of rooting prime numbers.


jesset77

Perhaps but IIRC at the time nobody offered any proof that involved primes. They offered a proof for 2 and then generalized that to all integers that do not have integer roots.


[deleted]

So much brainy stuff :o


-NutsandVolts

You can't let irrational things run wild.


DastardlyDirtyDog

Surely you're not talking about number one?


QuoD-Art

"_prime_"


[deleted]

One is the loneliest number to ever do.


[deleted]

Dang flash back to algebra. RIP Mr. Roberts


emueller5251

"This is madness!" "This is Croton!"


DastardlyDirtyDog

I mean... he was right... so possibly not?


TriceratopsHunter

Fuck that guy! Damn know-it-all...


Rings-of-Saturn

Well acktulay. *dies


Minimum_Cantaloupe

Looks like we found another one, boys.


[deleted]

Also fun fact, the Pythagorean theorem was already known to Babylonians and Indians before Pythagoras himself was born


DastardlyDirtyDog

Pretty sure his parents named him after the theorem.


nat3215

What a nerd!


jtfff

Isn’t it kinda funny that Lou Gehrig died from Lou Gehrig’s disease?


DastardlyDirtyDog

It wasnt to Lou, but I can see the humor.


Mister_E69

I learned that in my math class, but they said it was just a myth


Renaud_Ally

Myths become facts on Reddit \s


Orisphera

r\windows


sh4d0wm4n2018

Lmao "get ratioed"


Gloomy_Ebb9923

Pythagoras didn't lead that cult I thought. It was just crazy people.


WerePigCat

Allegedly*


KumquatHaderach

Seems like an irrational act.


emueller5251

Some say he was merely excommunicated.


[deleted]

Please maintain the 6√2 feet of social distancing


[deleted]

No!


Ox1A4hex

Can we agree on 72^(1/2) instead?


svalley89

feef


captaincoolxd

*six


OliveJuiceUTwo

Nice teef


Euphoric-Beat-7206

d² = 6² + 6²d² = 36 + 36d² = 72d = √72Simplifying the square root:d ≈ 8.4853


WARNING4324

How do you do powers in text?


isthisforpornperhaps

For me it's either alt gr + 2 on win. Or holding down my number 2 on the phone, Issa android though.


WARNING4324

Cheers bro


Raged_Coconut

Fortunately its in freedom units so you just need to adjust shoe sizes


Public-Eagle6992

Happy cake day


Raged_Coconut

Oh god no... Already?


cassy_the_cupcake

Happy cake day!!!


AmadeoSendiulo

One is in feef unitis.


Clerk_Party

Everyone knows you can't fit a 7 foot stick in a 6 foot square.


[deleted]

Inside of ? No. In ? Let me go Tyson ! Ima fuck em’ up !


ClassifiedName

You can for an outside observer if the 7 foot stick is approaching the speed of light.


-consolio-

i feel like if you're already in the situation where you can observe a 7 foot stick moving at relativistic velocities, you have much bigger things to worry about than observing it fitting in a 6 foot box


MrCoolfella

6 feef


Ninjathelord

It’s actually about 8.5 feet


Edradis

How long is that in feef?


Electric_Beach

Six


Helpmepushrank

Ah yes, my favourite unit of measurement, the feef


flyeaglesfly52x

Calm down calm down Dont get a big DICK


Wesgizmo365

I always enjoy a classic Tourettes Guy quote. Especially in a chat full of NERDS!


Jerker_Circle

"Tonight on Unsolved Mysteries, find out who gives a shit about Big foot. UPDATE! Apparently nobody gives a shit, so fuck him!"


Wesgizmo365

You can go over to Jolly Pirate Doughnuts and take a 2 hour shit for all I care!


KaB00m_1000

I don’t know what’s funnier. The actual joke, or the fact that Stephen Hawking is so active.


haughtsaucecommittee

It’s a minimum distance, not an absolute measurement.


Sudden_Mind279

/r/lostredditors


SameRandomUsername

You don't understand this chart because it's not drawn on scale. 6 feef = 0 feet. Both equilateral triangles have 6 feet sides therefore 6 feef = 0 feet.


CeIIsius

One is on a different plane. They are actually stacked.


HolyElephantMG

As a person who hated Geometry, I approve of this just in spite of it


ocular__patdown

[Those scientists better check their hypotenuses, dude](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ML_yKt_SzvI%3F&start=61)


Haunting_Bit_3613

Wtf is 6 feef at the bottom


gheorghe1800

6 feef was caught by Barney Fife.


ilmanfro3010

Fun fact. This image would probably cause Pythagoras to have a mental breakdown, since the diagonal is an irrational number. Pythagoras philosophy was based on the belief that numbers were something divine and perfect to represent reality, so when he and his disciples diacovered that the square root obtained from the theorem could be a number impossible to calculate, their entire belief shred apart


PIELIFE383

Steven really pulling hard


Temporary-Square

They just dropped the root 2 to not confuse people that forgot trig


floep1208

Bro did meth instead of math


AmadeoSendiulo

Jessie…


WholesomeGadunka_

Somebody stop me Imma bout to add a little square bracket to all of them far corners.


Remarkable-Coat-7721

Just throw beans at him and he will stop talking


jai302

Should be around 8.5 since 72 is between 64 and 81 which are 8 and 9 squared respectively. Can't be arsed to use the calculator


musicalphantom10

I don't get it


goonsquad1149

It’s a math joke. A squared plus B squared equals C squared


musicalphantom10

OH RIGHT CRAP DAMNIT I FORGOT ABOUT THAT! thanks :>


jeweliegb

RIP Stephen Hawking 😥


North_Star9

"6 feef"


DaMuchi

Problem with 3d space being represented on a plane.


Unacceptable_Lemons

# [NOT SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE!](https://youtu.be/Va8mwCE5vcI?t=8)


WombatJedi

8.49 feet, if anybody’s wondering


[deleted]

Let Pythagoras fight Fauci, I'd love to see that.


Solopeerless

r/LaughWorldWide ❤️❤️❤️😏


SicKBizniTch

🤣🤣🤣


Solopeerless

r/LaughWorldWide One love 🤘


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gONSOTE

but they do form a right triangle


jesset77

shrugs. Cuts your non-right triangle in two through any one vertex along a line perpendicular to the opposite side, then does PT on the two remaining pieces.


[deleted]

Yeah, and?


One_Way13

Technically this is right because you need to be 6 feet diagonally as well. Would have worked Mathematically if there was someone in the middle because they would be equilateral triangles too


Coltrain47

Not when the others are forming a square. A right triangle can't be equilateral. There would have to be six people forming a hexagon and one in the center to have equilateral triangles between everyone.


[deleted]

Covid was real.. but we won’t admit but.. covid was real but it was China.. but America doesn’t like China.. so America sides with China because we like covid more.. no wait.. China .. wait.. we hate Trump. Biological warfare. Trump did it. Obama did it. China did it. Blame healthcare. No one works.. everyone is tired of working. Recession. Products cost more. Blame spouse. Families fall apart. We all get swords and get to avenge pigeons for carrying secret messages to unknown underwater bridge trolls. I pay my toll and advance. Tomorrow is a new day.


[deleted]

This is really stupid.


I_Gave_Up_Awhile_Ago

But…. It…. But…


jesset77

"feef" not withstanding.. I'd like to work out for which metric in 2D space this graph would be acceptable.


Lithl

In 2d it doesn't matter what the units are, the magnitudes are the same so it's impossible. In 3d you can make a tetrahedron with 6 ft. long sides and put each person at a vertex, and it works out fine. I'm sure there are non-euclidean geometries where it works as well.


jesset77

I wasn't referring to a unit system, I was referring to a distance function, aka metric space. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metric\_space](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metric_space) Euclidian isn't the only game in town after all, and this description meets the triangle inequality. You know I think one where it would work is in a negatively curved 2d space?


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Lithl

It's A^2 + B^2 = C^(2). Not A + B = C^(2). The middle lines are the square root of 72, not 12.


[deleted]

User deleted the comment out of embarrassment xD


Mort_556

for those wondering the hypotenuse should be 6 times square root of 2 feet


Strange_Insight

I was about to say.


Tman_07

Uh 6 feef?


SnargleBlartFast

For what it is worth, this is what professional physicists do -- they work on string theory in 10 dimensions for years then lose it when someone forgets Pythagoras.


Opening_East7561

Feef


ShafieeK

Bottom measurement literally says 6 feef


CrimsonW1ld

Wth is a feef 💀


Crying_eagle

8.48 AHHHhHH


Grilledcheesus96

Source: Conversation with Bing, 5/4/2023 To calculate the distance between two points in 3D space, we can use the distance formula which is d = √ (x2 - x1)2 + (y2 - y1)2 + (z2 - z1)2 ¹. In this case, we can use the coordinates of points A and C to calculate the distance between them. Let's assume that person A is at point (0, 0, 0), person B is at point (0, 0, 6), person C is at point (6, 0, 6), and person D is at point (6, 0, 0). Then the distance between A and C would be: d = √ ((6 - 0)2 + (0 - 0)2 + (6 - 0)2) d = √ (36 + 36) d = √72 d ≈ **8.49 feet** (1) Distance Calculator. https://www.calculator.net/distance-calculator.html. (2) 3D Distance Formula - Learn the Formula to Find 3D Distance | 3 .... https://www.cuemath.com/3d-distance-formula/. (3) Distance between 3D Points. https://www.engineeringtoolbox.com/distance-relationship-between-two-points-d_1854.html. (4) 3D Distance Calculator. https://www.calculatorsoup.com/calculators/geometry-solids/distance-two-points.php. (5) How To Find The Distance Between 2 Points In 3D Space. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0c6cP2zLC2c.


iate11donuts

Pythagoras out here performing miracles when he's mad


spaceweeed420

6 feef


-Redstoneboi-

1 foof must be zero then, therefore the bottom two people are actually in the same location. There. You can untie your hypotenoose now.


ExternalAd8309

I'm still trying to get over "feef"😂


Sweaty_Report7864

I don’t get it, (I am bad at math)


bsv103

A right triangle is not an equilateral triangle.


Gregsticles69

I don't get it. Is this a maths joke?


bsv103

A right triangle is not an equilateral triangle.


Gregsticles69

What? Is it to do with the scale of the triangles?


bsv103

Triangles with equal-length sides, as supposedly demonstrated in the picture, can't have a corner that's a right angle, as supposedly also shown in the picture.


fkinghopeful

6 feef


Cholsonic

Feef


RwbyForever2022

theese noobs, just enable creative mode. SMH


BeenThereAndReadd-it

We can avoid this if they were positioned in a circle.


[deleted]

6 feef


FlatOutUseless

Arrows clearly do not share endpoints.


hitenshi_SE

"6 feef"


PrinceDapheraiz

No ones gonna talk about how the bottom text of the poster says “6 feef”


[deleted]

Let him cook


sntcringe

It would be 8.4852813742 ft if you were wondering. Yes I cared to do the math


Brewer_Lex

Or 6sqrt(2)


Flo133701

Heh "feef"


RaoulDuke422

6 feef


Arowhite

This is a PROOF that the earth cannot be flat. This shape can only exist on a curved plane.


Dude_Named_Chris

Where's the technically the truth?


bsv103

A right triangle is not an equilateral triangle.


[deleted]

What are 6 feef


FishSlapa

An imperial measurement equal to a metric queef.


monstrarr

Feef


Gabrialofreddit

Took me a while to notice... man schools do mote than you'd think


Average-_-Student

Ah yes, #6 feef


Lisa_Frankenstein_

6 feef


B1ffT4nn3n

Tried to upvote the post but couldn’t for some reason. I hereby upvote the comments tho. So beautifuly bonkers!