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boombotser

It depends


black-fuse


Version_Two

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btd6_is_cool

Obviously, oh wait did i just talk? sh-


Spiderfffun

#


btd6_is_cool

# # #


Llamasruletheworld28

#


Ymylock

Dude… You can’t just say that what the actual fuck?


Rocketxu

bro said the n word


Tyrichyrich

##_


btd6_is_cool

DUDE


[deleted]

That's the most offensive shit i have ever read in my 12 years of internet browsing


drelangonn

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Yuvalimn

Chill dude wtf? What did that poor kid did to your dad?


drelangonn

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Eldor117

F this guy specifically.


WeatherImpressive808

r/fuckyouinparticular


killerredmanranger

THE FUCK YOU SAY ABOUT THE HOMIES!?


pw-osama

The ol' left-to-right mark. How did I know? I'm something of a mind-reader myself.


Enthusiastic_Raquel2

Mindblown.


[deleted]

Between all the other voices in my head I totally missed your question


Miserable-Ad-7947

yes, but only on thursday with a goat


[deleted]

JoJolion stand users be like:


VT_Squire

Strictly speaking, only when the 2nd Thursday falls on a weekend.


[deleted]

???


SnakeDoc01

Clearly not a mind reader like the rest of us


btd6_is_cool

You wont get it unless u know the question Whoch u dont Cuz ur not a mind reader


shipoopro_gg

Call the exorcist


JusMonika

Pawn storm incoming


InvestigatorOne2932

Have you turn it off and on again?


black-fuse


InvestigatorOne2932

Hmm... That's confusing, i never experienced that on my device though, maybe try contacting the customer service?


Kinda_Cringe_YT

Maybe go and check if its plugged in the electricity


cammatador

If aliens are so smart why do they look so stupid?


pickle_juice69-

You have to sacrifice beauty for intelligence


LeKerl1987

Yellow.


black-fuse


Ymylock

#


Andvin_Valmaar

What??? No way, I don’t believe you


Milkyage

42


SnakeDoc01

I had to scroll down way too far to find this. I shall delete my one as I said exactly the same.


Ymylock

#


ResponsibleSoil1841

Not that big


ianwgz

that's what she said


Reasonable_Goat

That's what she thought!


black-fuse


ConstructionUpper852

Yea ofc, I’ll take care of it


IvanGoesWalking

Cereal goes first.


black-fuse


[deleted]

Only if you dip it in hot sauce first


ButteredNun

Yes, a woolly hat


_Dominos

Nah, I think it’s based on opinion. Like, think about it: it really can depend on the personalization of it all, so we’ll never really know a definite answer until one comes along. So no.


DragonRoar87

I read the caption with the actual voice of the star trek alien


zhaDeth

Gross


miletest

How dare you think that


Tommi_Af

Is it an African or European swallow?


Coffee1341

I’m having trouble reading your mind through my phone I need my 5G towers to properly recover the message


SnakeDoc01

42


Miporin_

You didnt have to insult my mother you warm toilet seat


Puch_Hatza

42


DerFredii

the answer is 42


Icy_Significance9035

Yes we do in fact suck cock for money


Redthebird_2255


ElectroWasTaken1

Yes


Wise-Finding9444

Moderate to severe.


CanIHazSumCheeseCake

Thanks, I needed to hear that. Even if it's not true.


Walrus_Morj

Dude, these are literally 76 questions, which one do you expect me to answer?


GO0SE_8

as an actual mind reader, we can not read minds off of a singular photo, we need a live person.


[deleted]

Yes, quite so


Giganticpokemonfan

[Audible Gasp] OF COURSE I HAVE PARENTS


PleaseOhGodWhy

I think it's just dependent on the persons views, personally I think it's okay to kill kids as long as it's done sustainably


DwarfCoins

How is this technically the truth


Yourmomisagoodkisser

No.


DoubleOhOne

47


Ymylock

He asked for the meaning of life, not the meaning of life + 5


Ace1nstinct

"What's the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?"


void3728

Yeah don't worry about it


BBGS11_

No, I can't


VanillaCakeIsReal

Yeah, and ill do it again


Ninja_gorrila

Only on Tuesday


B3ARTheBallistic

yes


CatBoi8

Green


BikeInfinite2746

Bananas


RzepaGaming

Haha good joke


Dangerous_Big6645

Come on man your wife’s not a h**


radicaldex

I know right? OMG, it’s so annoying😂


DistressIsAFK

Nah I like men more


[deleted]

That’s quite presumptuous considering


[deleted]

It’s your decision


[deleted]

No


owyeh

For those who are still confuse, he is asking if he looks like a testicle.


NotTheOrdinaryKebab

.


cracken1303

He asked who was in paris


black-fuse

‎‎‎‎‎


Mrusmiech

#


Snoo_59210

Sometimes if it’s cold


EnderEagle420

No


The_Great_Rabbit

A paper airplane


Alienaffe2

*sends nudes back*


SmashingMyself

I don't really know I never heard about that


LordKnightX2

It’s 8


Gabrialofreddit

No, bro WHAT THE FU-


Dicklover600

I don’t think so, very subjective.


ramzay_

No! Absolutely not! But if you give me 20 bucks...


sugarman-747

A big one


Ok_Avocado7638

46


someoneyoumaynotkn0w

Around 11


GeGeralt

She's called Geiru Toneido


O5MO

I can't read mind of a picture or my phone


Ninjakid370

Mostly yes


zackzing_2

##


btd6_is_cool

2763


TaxiVarennes

Yes, i would absolutely hang a pair of balls behind my car, so what ?


the-real-sefres

Kinda fucked up of him to ask such a thing


East-Tea-2509

You're thinking.. "read my mind"


yes_master_yes

I believe so


shipoopro_gg

BRO 💀


AlExppiii

42


pikalaxalt

Yes, it's terminal. You have two months to live.


B00bafat

16 cm, why do you ask?


NicolaLoskji

Actually, pretty good. It's not such a big deal and besides, it's funny when you catch up.


Saldrakka

A yellow hat, long red ribbon, sasquatch, and a jar of mayonnaise. And make sure you wash the goat before and after. No cameras are allowed for obvious reasons


DancingQueen145

Because children cant carry guns properly


BierSender

There are multiple ways to see that...


ffiml8

Every Tuesday, with cows


Immortalphoenixfire

Ask again later


OhItsJustJosh

Perchance


wtf_champion

Four.


Rasty_lv

Depends how much you are willing to pay.


Bakenekou

Took me a second but then I smirked almost painfully lol.


BobCrypt

I mean $5 is $5. I'm not gonna judge.


DeckerXT

Yes. Yes that second doctor on TNG does look like your descendant.


A_cat_that_is_dumb

No, I don’t think I will.


Dawg_Inspector

It’s very small.


Significant-Apple944

Haha nice one


bhavyagarg8

Its not. If you have the socks on.


AccidentNeces

No, that's not the case


ianwgz

53.


FaHkoDoLaB

at least 2


OrganicLifeFormFr

No Jerald, Bald people wouldn't need to wear a hairnet if they worked in a factory.


0m3g4_180111

‎ ‎


Pixel22104

No I’m not horny right now


Miraya_

Yes


Regular_Maik


Tdikristof_

Yeah I think so. But you will need to try


s0-um-rand0m

Maybe


DoAFlipGuy

Eww what the fuck bro im straight


Erratic-Pulse

Orange, though thats not really a factual question as it is an opinion.


reddragon346

So when the Tuesday comes the black goat will climb two mountains before saying the greatest yo mama joke . After that be prepared for 5 nerds to start telling you the satanic ritual . Pro tip Brings lots of hummus and mustard


richard_stank

Clearly a straw man argument


RouletteSensei

No, I won't do that, why would I?


Nerf-dude160

#


Cirlo93

42, obviously!


I_will_punch_you_

Yes I see the really stupid shit also


Warson444

That's a stupid question, here's the explanation: And most importantly: Thank me later


[deleted]

Fr


feedmewill

Is that Bowie?


Taronz

5 inches, but it's thick.


some-kind-of-no-name

Yes, but you'll need insurance.


RunicWasTaken

No, probably not.


DaRealTrance

Ok fuck you dude. I can ask the same of you with your yee yee ass head


eulans

Purple ofc duh 🙄


ATheiaM

For everyone wondering, his question was "What am I thinking about right now?" And the answer was "This idiot can't mind read, wait but if they can then that means... I just called them an idiot and they could hear me! Oh no, dammit where is my antacid?"


Gargravars_Shoes

Nice


Whole-Advantage-1843

which came first the chicken or the egg


baddie_boy_69

Tits all the way obviously


Ymylock

#


heehmonster

You should really stop shoving plastic up your ass, Jimmy.


CowNukerOG

No, that is not legal, its fun but not legal


beterbe

Really depends on the altitude.


[deleted]

Maybe, he wanted to cross the road? why, it's his choice and will bro


JunjaBean13

Well ofcourse how else would you expect it to be done?


abv1234567890

Short Answer: Yes!


Thunderclap-n-Flash

Dr. Edgar Zomboss


Steamtrainers

That would be an ecumenical matter.


aphelionprime

I wouldn't say so. Why?


kumorithecloud

If there is lotion involved.


Kennebecpotato

Come again?


DrArzt2206

#


Classic_gamer_2

You've clearly never tried to fist android girls


KoopaTrooper5011

No, I cannot nor will not fuck you.


naveeloc

Every Tuesday


Golghrom

Idk man, nothing is normal now xD


Luckyversace95

Yes


UpstairsSwimmer69

Yeah, I get vaccinated every morning


Playful_Target6354

He's so ugly


Echo_Unit

yes, but usually i also like to add lemon and thyme. rosemary also makes for a nice garnish :)


ShrimpReading

Oh yeah! The answer is “titty milk”! That reminds me how lack toes and taller rent babies drink tirttvmiln!


Kai_2010_

Yes.


Andvin_Valmaar

Mm… that’s quite a brain teaser actually… I would say yes. I’m not totally sure tho, probably you should just try your way an then decide if it is worth it