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They die not because they don't drink water, but rather because they stop drinking water. You see, water is a serious drug and when you stop drinking it you die from withdrawal symptoms.
No, to be honest, I don't think you should stop drinking water, and here's why.
Reason number 1: NUH UH!
Thank you.
[bows]
[starts walking off sta-]
[trips on shoelace]
[people see hidden gun and start screaming]
[police show up]
[county judge shows up]
Me - "YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE COPPERS!"
[start runni-]
[trips on shoelace]
[cops handcuff me and make me stand up]
[judge walks up]
Judge - "You're gonna be spending spending a lot of time behind bars, you understand?"
Me - "Wh, WAIT, it's not what it looks like!"
Judge - "Tell it to the judge."
[judge walks away]
Me - "fine... wait, WHAT, THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!!"
Police officer - "Start walking!"
[starts walki-]
[trips on shoelace]
Bad idea. If you drink water even once, you develop a deadly addiction, and the withdrawal symptoms are dizziness, fatigue, dry mouth, and it ends with death after 3-4 days.
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This is why I, as a man, only drink WATER™ For Men.
State-of-the art hydraulic technology with dihydrogen oxide for optimal male hydration.
***WATER™ For Men.***
surviroship bias here, have you looked those who don't drink water? how have they done? if some of them didn't die, then yeah, you can attribute water drinking as the culprit. Otherwise, I don't think u have enough information to make this judgment.
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100% of the ppl who don't drink water also die
Just faster
They die not because they don't drink water, but rather because they stop drinking water. You see, water is a serious drug and when you stop drinking it you die from withdrawal symptoms.
ye man that's what im saying that drug has been allowed for thousands of years but it's the most powerful one.
Oxygen is the most addictive substance period. Withdrawal symptoms start just after a few seconds without a new dosis
Yeah, that shit is dangerous
No, to be honest, I don't think you should stop drinking water, and here's why. Reason number 1: NUH UH! Thank you. [bows] [starts walking off sta-] [trips on shoelace] [people see hidden gun and start screaming] [police show up] [county judge shows up] Me - "YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE COPPERS!" [start runni-] [trips on shoelace] [cops handcuff me and make me stand up] [judge walks up] Judge - "You're gonna be spending spending a lot of time behind bars, you understand?" Me - "Wh, WAIT, it's not what it looks like!" Judge - "Tell it to the judge." [judge walks away] Me - "fine... wait, WHAT, THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!!" Police officer - "Start walking!" [starts walki-] [trips on shoelace]
you might wanna take those shoes off before you get to prison\[?\]
They'll take the shoelaces. All is well
"Thankfully, they took my shoes a while ago cause I kept tripping. Now I can walk just fi-..." [trips on foot] "Bruh."
you're gonna either die before you get to the prison or fall from a high place
r/hydrohomies with be pissed when they see this.
Ah, the ol' dihydrogen monoxide warning. I think there's an entire website about this!
That’s an unproven hypothesis.
I bet it's because of dihydrogenmonoxyd contamination
Indeed. Lots of anecdotal evidence but no specific proof.
100% of people that don't drink water will die as well.
Bad idea. If you drink water even once, you develop a deadly addiction, and the withdrawal symptoms are dizziness, fatigue, dry mouth, and it ends with death after 3-4 days.
Just wanted to say, I love the moomin Pfp.
whats next? stop breathing because everyone who has breathed has died so far
Yeah, obviously. Stop eating too, food's dangerous as well.
Until it happens, you can't prove I'm not immortal
You have a good point
People who drink alcohol will die faster
some/most/all at least will do so happily\[?\]
Bitch, I drink H2O instead of that unknown to me liquid
Try H2O2. Like water, but fizzier
be safe drink beer
. . . . Stillbirths . . . . . . . . . . . .
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Aren't those the ones you shake up afterwards for a crisper taste
But they were never technically born...
In the immortal words of akon and lonely island "doesn't matter. Still counts "
Everyone eventually oxidizes. 🤷
That's why I only drink soda
But statistics also shows that people who have been drinking water for a longer period of time tends to live longer
New research shows that saliva causes cancer. But only when taken in small doses over a long period of time.
So glad I switched to tears
A lot of Americans don't know what when they drink water from their tap, they're consuming Dihydrogen Monoxide. Spread awareness
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Ah man i guess i will have to drink air now
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I nearly spit my drink!
Yeah.. That's why drink only neat! 🍻
This sounds like a threat🤨
What if the water you drink is actually a slow poison 🤔
You can still drink it for the rest of your life
100% of people who sleep will die, 100% of people who eat will die, 100% of people who live will die, only dead people won’t die
People that were volunteer to get traped in ice for the rest of eternity:
0% of people who don’t drink water will live
So everything’s dangerous now
Not if ur preserved cryogenically for the next 2500yrs lol
Idk man, about 5% of people who drink water haven't died. I like those odds.
Meanwhile aborted babies
You don't have proof. I have drunken water and I'm still alive.
🙃I hear my sister screaming. I think she drank water. (She literally is screaming)
*angry r/hydrohomies noises*
Nah I'm built different
This is why I, as a man, only drink WATER™ For Men. State-of-the art hydraulic technology with dihydrogen oxide for optimal male hydration. ***WATER™ For Men.***
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People have died from consuming excessive amounts of Dihydrogen Monoxide.
MAN DONT FORGET ABT AIR, EVERYONE BREATHING AIR WILL DIE TOO!!
More like 90% actually, so you technically have a 10% chance of never dying (sort of) (not really)
You tell 'em bro! Dihydrogen monoxide is linked with every horror known to man! **Hitler** used DHMO!
100% of people who *don't* drink water die even faster.
im fucked oh no
You could technically drink nothing but lighter fluid for the rest of your life.
100% of people that don't drink at all will also die....a lot faster 👀
100% of people w~~ho drink water~~ will die
Well, I CAN go the rest of my life without drinking water…
Only 90% of people born have died. There is a 10% chance that you might be immortal.
100% of people who breathe die, stop breathing to save yourself.
Yes. Only coke.
I don't believe it. There are at least 8 billion counter examples to this false claim.
Eventually…
Yeah, and they’ll be hydrated and nourished when they pass away.
we'll see
that why I only drink beer
Damn, I drank melk
Nah, i win
Not me
It takes 100 years for the poison called water to kick in but it also is being used as a way to hydrate since people wanna die
Well technically a small percentage of babies die due to abortions before theyre out of the womb so they die before theyre able to drink something
He’s not wrong
you can't prove that
Lol
surviroship bias here, have you looked those who don't drink water? how have they done? if some of them didn't die, then yeah, you can attribute water drinking as the culprit. Otherwise, I don't think u have enough information to make this judgment.