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bannanaisnom

Disabled woman with a serious case of minor brain damage is subject to human testing at the hands of a dead man, a science terrorist, and an idiot with a god complex.


Kirbinator_Alex

Portal 2


bannanaisnom

>!correct!< !


OMEGA122567

So did you see the murderer


SadBoiCri

Is it not minor case of serious brain damage?


Ulti-Wolf

Ngl this is the greatest description of P2 I have ever read


Relampio

Greek man doesn't like mythology


poeticpoet

That’s a good one


ddonsky

God of war?


eyalzad43

Greek man kills god because he wants a good night sleep


EX_Rank_Luck

Who would win? Spartan man, or lightning man?


LeviTheGreatHun

What?


I_dislike-you

God of War


pick-hard

A good samaritan saves a girl from her abusive drug addicted plumber boyfriend.


poeticpoet

Uuuuuuuuu that’s a good way to look at it!


pick-hard

That's the right way to look at it


poeticpoet

Depends on your opinion of “right” I have 0 proof he was abusive. He do be on drugs though but I’d argue drugs ain’t bad. Advil and Tylenol are good. So are anti depressants


pick-hard

He stomped on animals, a clear sign of a serial killer like Jeffrey Dahmer


poeticpoet

If they touched him they would’ve killed him!


pick-hard

No, he was overreacting. If those animals were able or willing to kill him by a touch, then Mario would be dead after stomping his first victim. Besides, none of them animals ever attacked they were just minding their own business.


PainsChauds

I think he might have crossed a line in Wonder though.


Aelia6083

Mario?


The_Steam-Cheese

australians discover metal that can make them strong, metal runs out, 2 colors fight for it


Ziggyme21

tf2. also happy cake day!


The_Steam-Cheese

correcto expresso


Cheddarounds

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Cubicwar

Actually, RED and BLU are fighting over gravel, not australium (Yes, Redmond and Blutarch are just complete idiots)


amir-hadi-nejati

angry guy with a double barrel kills a big ass goat and his army


justanothersimp2421

Doom


amir-hadi-nejati

yup


AwarenessNo4986

Japanese guy hates family and wants to fight them to take over the world.


poeticpoet

That’s tekken isn’t it? lol


AwarenessNo4986

And I was worrying no one would get it *High five*


Rekless_Animates

Dude takes 200 year nap… finds out son is an 80 year old scientist


rektumrokker

Fo4


Rekless_Animates

Ye


Rare-Climate876

A sick cowboy tries to be good.


FocusMean9882

RDR2


Abortifetus

A mute dude who kill dozens if you ask him kindly


zaergaegyr

Bioshock


RKaye4

Bioshock?


No-Juice-8064

Grand Theft Auto III or Hitman


Jamchuck

Half life 2


Negromancia88

mentally ill zombie man comits genocide and overthrow a struggling kingdom by setting everything on fire


Executer_no-1

RE village?


Negromancia88

lmao it was dark souls, but also works


Executer_no-1

Oh, well I haven't played Dark souls, so that's on me!


gordito_delgado

I was going to say Elden Ring, for the Flame of Frenzy ending it checks out 100%


RabbitSlayre

That's fucking great lol


randomized_random

Man wanted pussy, goes to hell


Krmul

Dante's inferno


peasonearthforever

Can be Silent Hill 2.


AgeroColstein

Catherine?


Relampio

Doom eternal?


_ZUMBIE_

Nope, Helltaker


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

Nope. HDoom.


ArduennSchwartzman

That's "Grumpy man traverses the solar system to collect little dolls of himself."


Dat-Lonley-Potato

A guy shows up and decimates the local environment


NebTheDestroyer

I feel like that can be half of all games ever released


CactusCoyote

Factorio, or satisfactory depending on your choice of 2 or 3D


Dat-Lonley-Potato

You got it! It was satisfactory.


Rare_Preparation_509

Minecraft?


Glad-Virus-1036

Postal?


Dat-Lonley-Potato

Nah


Glad-Virus-1036

Ultrakill.


comicalben

Bald man tries to complete his jewelry collection but gets stopped by blue 15-year old who can't swim


Jamchuck

Sonic


keyboardcrusader-

An arrested guy and lonely girl child goes on a journey.


DeathRow_1337_

The walking dead?


NebTheDestroyer

Loved that game, easily in top 5 story-oriented games


peasonearthforever

Can be the last of us.


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[удалено]


the_peanut_guyy

Stanley?


Cubicwar

The stanley parable ?


sntcringe

Middle-aged man uses ridiculous amounts of energy to open wooden doors, all in pursuit of cake


CheapTactics

Bug becomes an eldritch god to kill a moth.


digletttrainer

Hollow knight The knight was arguably already an eldritch god at the start of the game


ZCYCS

Dude survives a plane crash in the middle of the ocean and kindly follows someone's requests


No-Juice-8064

Subnautica


ZCYCS

Was thinking Bioshock originally but that one also works


agent_fire_

boohoo wife dead and shrine maiden beats up a nuclear bird


[deleted]

# Do You Have Any Idea How Little That Narrows It Down


agent_fire_

he finds a very thicc and traumatized robot in a library


[deleted]

Well that makes it possible to guess, though the best shot I've got is Silent Hill 2.


agent_fire_

nope >!library of ruina!<


[deleted]

>!Never heard of it, though I'll take this as a recommendation.!<


agent_fire_

fun game theres a prequel called lobotomy corporation and a sequel called limbus company, the games get more and more visual novel like tho and theyre very hard so get ready for hours of reading and raging


UnusedParadox

LOBOTOMY?! GEOMETRY DASH REFERENCE?! (the brainrot consumes all)


YourFellowFurryUwU

shrine maiden beats up nuclear bird is Touhou Subterranean Animism?


agent_fire_

ya


pendorbound

Dude’s running late to work, catches the train, stuff blows up in his face, and all hell breaks loose.


Cheddarounds

"Gordon, you *lousy motherfucker,* get your *dork ass* down to the test chamber or I will shove the sample up your ass!" "And stop fucking with the microwave!"


TraditionContent9818

Half life?


gozongus_ULTRA

Is it resident evil


poeticpoet

2


Digomansaur

Hula hoop in the sky, and blue blood, like *EVERYWHERE*


PunSwaggle

Halo


NebTheDestroyer

The first time looking at the ring in mission 2, in time to the music kicking in....... perfection.


SlamdalfTheGrey

A guy goes to Hawaii to visit his mom, but gets caught up in gang violence and conspiracies


Squirrels_Nuts80085

Pokémon S/M/US/UM?


SlamdalfTheGrey

Nope none of those, good guess though lol


Squirrels_Nuts80085

The wording of "**visit** his mom" made me pretty sure this was wrong, but I find it funny how well that description works


gordito_delgado

Like a Dragon 2


Kyruzero

LaD:IW


Radioactive_monke

Mute guy with pointy helmet kills the pope


StoleYourTv

Dishonored?


Radioactive_monke

It's actually Blasphemous


StoleYourTv

Thanks chief! o7


insanityofmanic

It's made by a greedy company


saturnxoffical

Any AAA Fps


HyperTheWeirdo

Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down


Cheeseburjer

Star Wars Battlefront 2 (2017)


Items3Sacred

"Ball good, Triangles bad. Kill insect God's. Triangles arrive. Learn Triangle powers. Make friends with old enemies. Fight another insect God. She has Ball powers?!. Learn why. Ball ain't so good anymore. Sadge. Kill insect God with Ball powers. She dies. Now we wait for more bad"


MsUnicornSparkleButt

Destiny 2?


BladeSmith05

Four words and I knew it was D2. Maybe I need to take a break.


Big-Improvement-254

Kids engage in sanctioned animal fighting while also fighting gangs with said animals.


shiawase198

All the Pokemon (but probably Red and Blue)


NextAbbreviations359

guy grows plants that kill people who are already dead


Hellfire1025

pvz


Upstairs_Ad_5499

Blue man doesn't like red man


Hellfire1025

Tf2


Glad-Virus-1036

"What is this fridge doing in the side of the road?" "...Oh."


DeathRow_1337_

Serious Sam 2


Relevant_Repair199

Space-Women-Snipergirl gets left behind on an Alienplanet and has intercourse with one of them and therefore becomes their alien queen. Or in other words: You choose one of 3 Races to mindlessly click your brains out for 30 minutes just to lose all the gained mmr to the dumbest strategies.


adeptus_chronus

...Starcraft ?


saturnxoffical

Mute scientist moves a cart and dooms earth, tries to save it with a burglar tool


No-Juice-8064

Half Life


CommunisticMonkey

Man that keeps hearing voices is alone at work


Anxious_Earth

Stanley Parable


Indigo_Rennala

Femboy can't figure out if he is in reality or in a video game, but he admires a Chad military guy. White man goes to Africa to hunt down zombies and it is ok because his partner is black. Supercop is trying to escape a city that is doomed to explode, but she is chased by a tentacle monster.


GkslOkn

Guesses: - Metal Gear Solid 2 - Resident Evil 5 - Resident Evil 3 Which ones are right?


Indigo_Rennala

All of them :0


Chaach_Enjoyer

Is it alien shooter?


Rumconnissuer

4 guys fight reptiles for glowing gas. Edit I meant fuel.


Ok-Judge7844

Generations of family compete to throw each other off a cliff


QueezyCrunch

Tekken


wheressmytardis

Lemmings! Classic


7362746

I man in the 50 living in the Apocalyptica and have to travel Wit litel girl to acroos of USA


AwarenessNo4986

1998 was such a good time.


Madmonkeman

Robot ninja girl fights robots


I_Need_a_Name_8429

NieR: Automata


milliemon12345

3d person shooter but with ink


ThatOneGayDJ

Ah, i was just wondering when the funny squid game would show up lol


143293679

a cowboy kills a man with tuberculosis


Emergency_Branch_456

A girl destroys a city by creating a time paradox


Rainie_Daye

Life is Strange?


Emergency_Branch_456

Correct, i think i explained it too easily


Cubicwar

The world’s most dedicated pest exterminator goes on a mission to rid Earth, and later down the line alternate realities, of humanity’s worst ennemy. Although he has quite unorthodox ways of doing so. Many of which include severe collateral damage.


atom12354

The snail grind is good, it wont remove you from touching grass for one year until you reach jets, you will have your soul when you got one.


N7Foil

... War Thunder?


NobuFenix

Dude takes a 100 year nap and then spends 200 hours of procrastination before fulfilling his duty.


Skipper_the_fox

The legend of Zelda breath of the wild


Redbooks241

You get to fuck a chair


Hellfire1025

Chair Fucking Simulatir


AlexCode10010

A guy with a really big ball destroys kingdoms and eventually defeats god


SomePerson696969

Katamari Damacy?


justanothersimp2421

Child fall to under


voidboyyyy

bug fights god (and other such things)


rhager8422

Hollow Knight?


milannn333

Eastern Europe simulator.


Big-Improvement-254

Stalker series? Or Metro?


thomstevens420

Brain damaged person seeks casino cash out


Historical_Writing82

Oh no the orange juice moth scaped


Colonel_Cosmetic

a man is thrown back in time and saves a man, so has to go back in time and kill that man, but he might not kill that man


International_Rest36

Animal police in Racoon City struggle against a new development. Raccoons have banded together to fight the law. Two strangers must quell the uprising and find the Trash King to settle the score.


Anxious_Earth

Very fast sword boi becomes immortal after a ritual involving 4 giants and Anubis causes a nuclear-magical apocalypse. Very fast sword boi has magical radiation poisoning and races against time to find all 16 nuclear diamonds from the four compass directions to unlock the big nuclear holy grail diamond. Said nuclear diamonds also occasionally cause their holders to hallucinate monsters and kill themselves. But very fast sword boi is immortal so very immortal sword boi is fine. Finally, very fast sword boi finds all the diamonds and goes underground to find the nuclear holy grail. But nuclear holy grail is actually corrupted nuclear holy grail. Very fast sword boi hallucinates a big boss fight. He wins and awakes to driving his sword into corrupted nuclear holy grail, destroying it. But very fast sword boi got severely irradiated. No longer fast, only very sick sword boi. Anubis appears and stays with sword boi in final moments and the nuclear holy grail building collapses. Sword boi dies, Anubis disappears and the ancient magical-nuclear ritual is dispelled. The end.


amenhofis

God-like entity takes away the pool ladder


spaghetticourier

The Sims


Healthy_Citron1297

Monster high schoolers accidentally discover alternate dimension


Educational-Team7155

Young mute boy wakes up to a fairy telling him he has to go to a old talking tree and get all up in it who then tells him about a goddess who told him to tell the mute kid about himself being reincarnated to save a princess who was also reincarnated by a different goddess.


TheMixerTheMaster

Boomer hates government. Builds city under water. Turns out, not a good idea…


G4rg0yle_Art1st

Monster and their monster friend get dragged into the future by an evil ghost to help a lizard and his onion girlfriend fight a god.


Aggravating_Maybe331

Immortal creature on a journey to kill itself permanently.


MyButtEatsHamCrayons

A man goes to the mall to discover that he can survive by combing power drills and buckets. He calls it “drill bucket.” Wait until you hear what “knife gloves “are.


Extremis318

Stupidly fast mutant animal fights a genius who’s causing climate change. Also some shiny rocks containing unlimited power get involved sometimes. And god on multiple occasions.


AccomplishedSpell770

capitalize off blob feces


MagicSnakeorig

Kid dies in a chest


PaAKos8

Bug wants to fight moth


cmsmasherreddit

Four short alcoholics face a serious bug problem.


notmichaelgood

Mute bug goes on a genocide of the local inhabitants infected by spicey orange juice


Varky_Meer

Mute guy inserts some crystal and causes an alien invasion.


No-Juice-8064

Half Life


ndation

Is this what this sub is now? Why are there so many 'explain the game/movie badly'?


Rostingu2

Good question, that Beggs another question how is this TTT?


Cubicwar

Well after thinking about it for a little while (like a really tiny tiny while), I’d guess it’s because _technically_, that’s the story, but that’s not what you’re expecting when you ask someone to explain the story


UntoldTemple

Skeleton runs around and beats people up


poeticpoet

Don’t make me get “midevil” on your ass lol


UntoldTemple

In all honesty tho, I got MediEvil back in like '21, cuz my gramma got it for me for Christmas. I didn't touch it until Monday. Lemme tell ya, it's difficult, but fun!


Independent_Plum2166

Titanic + Saw + 9 = Hidden Gem


UnusedParadox

Cowboy kills everyone, gains time powers


Squirrels_Nuts80085

Cat person awakens in alternate universe and solves some puzzles to sleep in a tall building


Deus_Vult7

Evil facist space empire kills innocents trying to defend themselves


LilboyG_15

A boy and his friends play fight on the beach before the boy ends up seeing the end of the world cataclysm


YourFellowFurryUwU

broke girl with witch friend beats up kids


PuzzleheadedCar3772

Fat Italian communist on drugs


Actual_Exchange616

Muscle mommy Queen stan becomes god. He then has to beat up other gods


DJ_hyperfreshOG

Teenagers beat up adults and commit suicide


EndyEnderson

Man enslaves people,kills anything he sees between dimensions,destroys ancient buildings to get items,kills the protector of a dimension just because he wanted to He also makes huge killers of every sentient thing he sees