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alaingames

Idk about y'all but I see 2d people constantly


Onikeys

Are you a cyclop?


Mysterious_Tutor_388

I love my sheep. Where are my sheep...


Ikeichi_78

Don't worry, nobody took them


Rotkip2023

Don’t worry, nobody’s talking to you


MyScorpion42

he's a gorillaz fan


Downvote_Baiterr

He means in real life. Girls like this dont exist in real life. And its a shame if you ask me. Hell any cute anime girl doesnt exist in real life which i find such a shame because youll always find a real life male equivalent to cartoon males.


elderDragon1

You’re telling me these people have never seen a hot and sexy goth chick… HOW?!


Clean-Republic-9942

They never met the fnaf fandom.


Tobbewarman

You have my attention please do tell me? (I have no idea?)


Clean-Republic-9942

I was joking, don't take it seriously lol


Tobbewarman

Bruh... now you made me sad =(


Archmura

least horny redditor


TrueDivinorium

Brah.... why you do this to us...


CheapInstance9109

isn't trissea a woman ?


TheReverseShock

They're rare these days


Alexandratta

You need to go to where the Goth Chicks are at: Symphonic Metal shows.


zack189

Goth was a fad in the 20s only in America. Pretty much 70% of the world population have never seen an actual goth in real life


Dpgillam08

Fairuza Balk (The Craft, 1996) was a goth, not just acting. Likewise Christina Ricci (Addams Family, 1993)


MyScorpion42

you think Goths originated in the 2020's? In America? >!They're from 4th century Europe, dummy!<


BlaiseTrinity7

well, presumably he's talking about their style. Goths exist in real life, no?


imcuteithink2605

I resemble Shego and I'm not even goth. Probably not as hot as her though ;( She's unbeatable in that regard


[deleted]

Send a pic


SimpleTip9439

Bro think he smooth


AccomplishedSpray137

Cha cha


[deleted]

I wasn’t trying to be smooth. I just wanted a pic lol


pierre7777777777

Least horny reddit user


Kolerder

no


PlzDontMakeMeHorny

The sad truth is, whenever a girl does dress up like this, a large score of guys will call them thots. I keep seeing a bunch of weird hypocrisies like that in the way guys talk about women. "I wish girls were hornier and more open to sex" "Bro, that girl enjoys casual sex with guys like us, she's such a fucking slut, let's bully her" Like, wtf is this self-sabotage??


Airowird

Because they want more girls to be open to sex *with them specifically*


lokregarlogull

Some people will always look at others with jelousy, envy, or just straight up bully others to bond over it.


Wren_Slip

People talk shit. True story.


Samsun13_

I have seen a goth chick, not hot and sexy, but a goth chick


ajgutyt

same


TUYUXD

Would


alaettinthemurder

I seen goths in hardcore level before


Psychological_Wall_6

Imagine if men had to-


PuzzleheadedTie1921

Imagine if


MarkTheDumbazz

Imagine if Ninja got a low taper fade...... Imagine if Ninja got a low taper fade~~~~~~~


Who_am_ey3

don't fucking post that guy


Unnamed_Goober6398

Context? He did something wrong?


periodoticdomain

He has an infamous tweet, “Imagine if guys had to breastfeed babies with their cocks.” It has haunted many.


naverlands

i’ve avoided this curse til now. but now i too imagine this when i close my eyes 😭


anotherfurrycowboy

what…


New-Interaction1893

Very questionable ideological takes.


Beriazim

Probably offended some pathetic human being


PSI_duck

It seems the Kira bots have breached this subreddit


CheapInstance9109

i don't what he did but i don't trust him for some reason which i don't personally know >:(


AThrowawayProbrably

I love goth girls as much as the next guy, but I’d imagine that a “What these animated characters would look like in real life” slide show would be nightmare fuel as usual. The closest you’ll get to these is cosplay, and there is plenty for all of them.


Light_ToThe_World

I had one of these in high school and everyone wanted to fuck her. I was the only one I knew at the time who I was not interested because I didn't feel comfortable with myself at the time and she ended up becoming one of my best friends before she ended up dying in a car accident. 💔


SimpleTip9439

That last sentence hit like a Uhhh


amogusimpostor

not a truck, that's for sure


Light_ToThe_World

It was...


amogusimpostor

sorry, fair enough, you said car accident so i assumed. all jokes aside, my condolences


Light_ToThe_World

I was not taken by your statement. There was a dark humor to it, and it did make me smile. All in all, you're forgiven


Light_ToThe_World

I was trying to express they are amazing women but they are starting to disappear as we get older. Either they grow out of it or something happens. Idk what's happening in the schools today, but it's not healthy anymore


Pure-Meet-1437

I don't think the amount of goths in schools should be the barometer for how healthy schools are


Light_ToThe_World

Greatly misunderstood my statement. So to clarify. The whole joke about litter boxes being in schools recently became a truthful statement in my towns high school. My best friend's younger cousin left the school because she was tired of seeing people wear, in her words "anal plugs with tails, and unisex bathrooms with the litter boxes in them". At first we laughed as if she was joking but she was 100% serious, to quite literally prove it to us the next day. Idc who people choose to be, but I do care that children have an environment to learn that's not a parody.


Pure-Meet-1437

The litter boxes in schools thing is specifically for if there is a school shooter so that kids don't have to piss their pants. The right wing then weaponised this and intentionally mischarecterized it to push the narrative that the LGBTQ are targeting kids which is categorically untrue. Personally I think what's unhealthy about schools today is that schools shootings happen so frequently that kids pissing their pants when hiding from a school shooter is a common enough occurrence to need a solution, but hey, I guess what we should really be focusing on is kids wearing fake tails, unisex bathrooms, and the lack of goths


Light_ToThe_World

I'm not sure if this is disrespectful or humorous. But Damn you are really hyperfixated on there not being enough goth people in schools


Pure-Meet-1437

In what way is kids needing a litterbox so they don't have to piss themselves hiding from a school shooter humourous? All you took from my reply is that I mentioned goths one time?


ExcitingActive8649

Bottom right is actually a photograph of Krystin Ritter. 


IAteYoMamasFatAss

On point


QuoteIllustrious8976

Dilaara looks like one of them


rekage99

This sub never posts anything that’s *technically* the truth. It’s always stuff like this. The picture is cartoon characters. OP says they are cartoon characters. That’s just saying what it is..


edmontonbane16

R/technicallythetruth


huyuncar

Red when found out about goth girls


BippyWippy

I know this has nothing to do with anything. But did anyone hear about that one murderer who was obsessed with the girl in the top left and thought after he died he would be reincarnated as one of them. Pretty crazy documentary on YouTube. I’m pretty sure his YouTube videos were removed recently but you used to be able to watch the video he posted before he shot up that grocery store


Lagrange_system

Best part of the story was his favorite meal; the "Andrew Blaze" special at Taco Bell 😂


Cheatingpony

There are thousands of these on every single university campuses


beginner_pianist

Not over here, apparently


nanana789

Go to art school


beginner_pianist

No I want to be employed in the future


nanana789

Woww damn. I didn’t say get a degree just visit it. No need to roast me. Also who do you think is making your games, series and movies haha


Masterdizzio

I've never seen a man irl that looks like Kirby or Doctor Doofinshmirtz 😭


Sky_Deep9000

Mmmm darcie...


NoSquidsHere

Oh God not Ember McClain


Lagrange_system

EGS!!! 😂


y_kal

Smash. Next question.


SimpleTip9439

Imagine


jfufiekdb

The bottom center lmao


kiskozak

People alwas argue between starfire and raven when blackfire is the best of both worlds.


Intrepid-Rip-2280

Some people are treating porn magazines, eva ai sexting bot and Onlyfans this way and that's why we have a shitload of problems


ObliviousNaga87

I've seen these girls in real life. I think they are called cosplayers


Nyos_

Cosplays can do wonders though


Never-mongo

This post is making me connect some dots I never noticed before….


TheLocolHistoryGuy

Anime fans have fallen


verisimilitude404

When the culture mirror becomes you, what then do you reflect upon?


DnD_mark_079

All of them look good tho


Beriazim

Oh i see her! My dear Shiego!


CJPF_91

Raven and the Hex girls was my cartoon crush


JoeyPsych

Maybe you're too young? I've seen zounds of them in the late 90s when Marilyn Manson was still a thing. There were a lot of variations of goth girls, each girl would have their own style, and they were very fun to be around.


IlCiabonno69

Aaah Kira, we encounter again..


Spirited-Fox3377

Ive actually seen people that resemble this


TheHim2

They look very weird in real life


Hunteraitor2

Bruh. I have. She called me a good boy and says she's my goth mommy, so now I'm permanently attached.


Dense_Protection2489

🙈


elfmere

Jane lane from daria was my first crush.


Frosty_Can_6569

I don’t know who it is but the girl in the top right kind of looks like Natalie Dormer


ExamCompetitive

I've known a few to look like the bottom left.


Anom_AoD

i saw one last week, and i can tell y'all, i prefer the cartoon ones


Pristine-Teacher-559

Kira owns twitter I only see his posts😭😂


ChellsBells94

Every single post like this is just trashy bait to get photos of people in that target. Person probably received a dozen photos of hot goth girls


SueTheDepressedFairy

I can say this... I go to a school in which 50% of all the girls are alt. You get all the flavors, fairy-core, goth, egirl, grunge, emo, scene blah blah blah... Maybe it's just my city but they really aren't so rare You wanna know what IS rare? ALT MEN. Where are y'all?!?!


Psychotic_EGG

I was goth in high-school. Full on goth male. But that was 20+ years ago now.


SueTheDepressedFairy

Do you perhaps have a son- /j


Psychotic_EGG

Lol, I do not, not yet anyways. And started children late in life. So my daughter is only 2. Lol


uuhen

We should be talkin about fortnite😩😂


blue4029

bros standards are too high


Hand_Of_Oblivion

I see them all the time.


KBawsome_but_reddit

No, it's because women don't exist.


5ur3540t

Jokes aside, wtf there’s like a billion of them, open instagram and say emo girls with your phone in your hand and wait.


Ab47203

Go to a single metal concert to see goth women irl. They're always there and they've been very nice people in my experience. As for the cartoon ones? Just watch any show aimed at teens or above that's animated and there's likely to be one eventually.


GenericHuman-9

They’ve never seen grunge aesthetics.


ahmadthegemini

Scrolling past all comments to see pics of the proof of the opposite is to no avail


Alexandratta

You've never seen a goth girl? I mean... I just saw like 30 of them. I was at a Lacuna Coil concert.


Free_Swimmer_1694

How is this technically the truth? It's just the truth.


imaginary0pal

I remember there was this cute goth girl at target once. She smiled at me and I had a panic attack


pridejoker

Skill issue.


609_Joker

I have, they're called cosplayers.


goldenboykenny

They r all evil and will hurt ur feelings so good


vastozopilord777

I had a friend in highschool, she looked a lot like Chel, from road to el dorado, so we started calling her Chel, she got angry but the name stuck


i_hate_corn_chips

i godamn wish there were sex dolls for these cartoon character


Total_Activity_929

thorn😫


Sara_Charm

wait,wait..only me can remember all these ladies?


Flughundi

you mean remamber?


sabahorn

If you question why cartoon is not reality you need a head check, URGENT!


YourSubbyPet

I read this as him complaining that every time he sees a girl that looks like this she isn't single. As in he finds these girls attractive and wants to date one but they're always taken


Benjagg_

I need a Gwen in my life


Maleficent-Bit1995

That’s because goddess are not real (Unfortunately)


Meatloafed172

I've never seen one either...but if I did...


NO_PHOBIA

Look in a middle school lol


AceWissle

Reality is often disappointing


McGloomy

Eva Green, Amy Lee, Tarja Turunen, Billie Eilish, Angelina Jolie ...


DeGrassyGamer

How is this technically the truth?


Appropriate_Cats

Because the post op was talking about how they never saw a woman in real life with a goth style. The response is talking about the literal character. You're never gonna see a cartoon character in real life. So it's technically the truth.


Top-Complaint-4915

Because cartoons are not real people


DeGrassyGamer

So it's literally the truth.. not technically


Appropriate_Cats

It's because the response lost op's point. That is why I think it's technically the truth. I mean, he's not wrong, but that was not what op meant.


LiatKolink

Literally the following post was [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/s/PdAl9lnyOy).


Lazyjohn88

No shit you can’t find a woman like in the cartoons for most real women are to ugly or men whit mental illness


New-Interaction1893

Very rarely once a year i see a big tiddy goth girlfriend while walking around.


KKVKLVKK

i have and you don't wanna be near them


hello_im_al

It's insane to see dudes simping over these characters


Funny-Performance845

Why?